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Nov. 28, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
10:49
Death Before Decaf | Tate Confidential Ep 198
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Outro music.
You can have a still water as well.
Thank you very much. Skristen, do you really need four double espressos?
It's the only way to wake up in the evening.
When you're tired of life, and you don't sleep, what you do is you get them and then you add ice so you can drink them fast.
So it's like a caffeine injection that hits you in one big hit.
You're going to overdose on caffeine.
That's the same Don't believe that you're actually going to go for these
You don't know just he's beginning to believe Yeah, I think so.
He might just do it.
Ambulance please.
And a double espresso.
I'm not part of that.
He's fully caffeinated now.
Come to time, the man's life has got to make important decisions.
I actually want to convert him to coffee and caffeinated life.
This is not going to do that.
This is not. This is going to overload it and just ruin it.
You need to have like one coffee in the morning, one in the afternoon, and then start feeling like life's better.
He's not. He's feeling sick.
What part of jumping the deep end?
Don't you understand? Isn't that your whole philosophy towards everything?
Hopefully he drowns.
Yes. Exactly.
Marcel drinks hot chocolate instead of coffee.
Have they got hot chocolate? Hot chocolate.
No. Hot chocolate!
No, no, no, no, no! Marcel!
Marcel is an active member of the LGBT community.
What is he doing right now?
So we're gonna convert him back.
Give it a little bit of a mix, and he just neck them all back.
And then you feel fantastic.
Besides the cold sweats.
This is uncharted.
Have you never drunk coffee before?
Not like this. I don't think I've ever had a double espresso.
Definitely not. I'm not in Candyland anymore, hot chocolate boy.
That is disgusting.
Why do you do this?
I think I'm advocating for him to take a break between each one.
Trish is unhappy at last.
Andrew the Merciful.
Oh gosh.
Slumpy. Four more double espressos, please.
Four more? Yeah. Four more.
Phil left out. Nigel?
I've already had two. I've had two as well.
One here, one out there. So you're gonna do four straight half of the two that you already had?
If the camera didn't see it, they didn't happen.
That's what's hard to get down. That's what she said!
What happens now?
Two every bits, please.
And the top of this for us, sir.
So Tristan's done it.
Marcel's done it. I want to see some fantastical dreams of what they would do if they were millionaires.
This is what you do when you're a millionaire.
Well, the millionaire would do this and this.
No, you sit around, you drink coffee competitions.
Are you actually going to have four?
Yeah. Are you doing it as well, Nige?
Yeah, I can't take that. Eight, please.
Twelve. Shit.
Twelve double espresso. What have you done?
I've already had.
I don't even know how many coffees I did.
I merely bought the sword, baby.
Nothing more. Twelve seconds later.
I'm going to sleep early. I'm sorry.
The espresso and the caffeine gives you nothing to eat.
My money's strong. It's really concentrate on sleeping.
My Johnson's long. Brave not sorry.
Well, it does get hard, doesn't it?
That's what she said! What am I doing?
I'm almost 37. What am I doing?
It's like I'm 10. Can you drink coffee?
I can drink coffee. 10 coffees behind us.
I've been drinking coffee all day.
That's the thing. This isn't our first coffee.
We've been sitting in the sun drinking coffee all day.
Yeah, true. Ice coffee, normal coffee.
Yeah, we have. I had coffee when I woke up.
Bro, I've had at least 10 coffees in my coffee number 11, 12, 13 and 14.
I've had at least 4 coffees now.
I think it's my master of the Shotokan style.
That's true. Break his sternum.
I'm going for my fourth dan.
Coffee drinking. No, four double espressos.
Are you sure you don't want four double espressos?
No, not today.
Nope, I already did mine. We've each had four double espressos.
My man! You're the only one left, Bailey.
Easy. So I have to do this.
I have to do it.
Yes. Bailey, I don't want to threaten you.
I don't think you can take all four of us.
Caffeinated. Four angry caffeinated men.
Four more, please! If you don't drink four double espressos, you will never see your family again.
I promise you. Ever. What if I order five?
That's why. Five double espressos, please!
You dance with the devil, baby.
You wait for the music to stop.
You didn't do it in the car.
So I told Tristan, it's 8 o'clock at night.
I'm not going to have any coffee because if I have coffee now, I'm not going to be able to sleep.
And he scolded me for being weak.
And so, here we are with five double espressos.
I'll be honest, I'm not looking forward to this at all.
But they all did four, so I had to one-up one and do five.
Here goes the thing. You think this is a bad man?
Cheers. This is a bad man.
No, because Bailey thinks this ends today.
He thinks he can beat us now with one extra coffee, and it's fine.
He doesn't realize that 24 hours a day, every day, for the rest of his life, it's an espresso one-upmanship contest.
It's starting more than ever ends.
You all know the salt passing game, man.
That's 23 years old.
Every time you sit down anywhere that sells coffee.
Pinky's up.
I feel powerful.
You know what? I was really tired before I came out tonight.
I'm back in the game.
Let's go! Cheers, baby.
It's double espresso.
I'm feeling a little bit tired. Tristan, why?
Why? I will never be one-upped by an American at consuming stuff.
Coffee, alcohol. I'm a European.
Cigarettes will never be.
Tristan, this is not okay.
I told you one alcoholic drink, it will bring the buzz down.
But let's show everybody what you've got.
Espresso martini.
Exactly. Keep the buzz up.
We're bringing the buzz down.
I'm going to die.
Hey, you agreed to drink an alcoholic cocktail with me.
No, I didn't. Yes, you did.
Alright, cheers. Welcome to school.
You have one there? Do you feel it, Marcel?
Yes, you do. Admit you feel it.
Admit it hurts. Can you admit it, Marcel?
Marcel. Oh my god.
Why? Why is he doing this?
The coffee shenanigans were over hours ago.
No, I'm trying to bring myself down from the caffeine high.
So this is coffee with rum.
This is not okay!
How many coffees are we up to today?
You're literally at like 20.
It's 10 o'clock at night.
He's trying to do laser vision.
He's upset. He's upset because my laser vision hurts.
He's feeling it. The lasers are starting to heat up.
Just admit it, Marcel. Admit my laser vision hurts.
We ain't had enough coffees in a blaze with you.
You have.
In no world is that actually pleasant.
It is. There's no way.
Nice bit of rum. It's hard out here on the streets.
Don't encourage this behaviour.
No, but when you're out on the streets, sometimes you're just fighting to survive.
I want to explain something to you.
You do enemies, yeah?
Right. And you're at points, yeah?
Sometimes when people challenge you, you have to crush their spirits so they never do it again.
Mr. Bailey with his five espressos thought he was tough.
You... Nigel, say let's turn this into a competition.
Fine. Well, you're all done, and I'm doing it by myself.
Just to show that this ain't no thing.
And I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight, no problem.
This is just, this isn't me competing.
This is me just living my life.
Just another normal day.
So you motherfuckers know not to step to this.
Hey, Nigel. Play Tristan at Consumption Games.
Is that the number one? Because he will always win.
This one's all right. I admit defeat.
I admit defeat.
Nigel called me out, remember?
Nigel was trying to up the game.
I up my own game.
This is me having a relaxing cup of coffee.
You win. On a Saturday night.
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