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Nov. 24, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 25 - The Right Choice
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self addiction and recovery.
So, I'm going to be talking about self addiction and recovery. I'm going to be talking about self addiction and recovery.
Self addiction and recovery.
all of these right-wing political figures which seem to be winning in recent times, and how this affects you at home, and how this affects your life.
But now I'm playing poker.
Not for money. Just for glory.
Andrew doesn't gamble. I don't gamble, and I'm already very, very rich.
I don't need to take their money, but I need to take their honor and souls.
So, I'm playing for fun.
But it's not fun, it's very serious.
So instead, we're going to have to do that emergency meeting next time.
And this emergency meeting is going to have to be a more generalized theme.
And let's start it off...
Happy.
In fact, I could probably surmise that whole...
20? 20 to 4.
I can surmise that whole world.
I'll raise it to 50. 50 total raise.
I was about to say something nice in these raising.
We're playing poker. You know what?
It doesn't matter what politician wins.
It matters who your good friends are, who you sit around the table with.
None of us like you. Who don't raise on you.
None of us like you. You know? The nice guys.
50 to play.
It's going to be a more generalized theme.
Messing up the game. And let's start it off.
Call 50. 50 to play.
Cool. Cool. So it doesn't matter who wins.
It matters who you get thumbs up. It matters who your brothers are.
I said it a bunch of times before.
When things get hard, it's who you know.
Check with us. Did you shuffle these cards?
Yes sir. Fifty bet.
50 to play, yeah?
I will also fall.
Fold. Fold.
Fold. So this is a very interesting and unique emergency meeting.
So what are we actually going to discuss, if anything?
We're going to talk about how all of the right-wing figures affect your life at home, and then I decided to just surmise it, where it matters who you know, it matters who your brothers are.
Because when things get difficult in life, it's all about who you know.
All about who's gonna... It's been the same since the dawn of human time.
Horizon, you and your guys gotta pick up swords and fight.
That's all it's about. So there's lots of questions about why we are dressed like this.
I'm dressed like this because my complete lack of playing cards, my lack of all skill I'm hoping to compensate by my excess of cigarettes, cigars, tuxedos, and vodka martinis.
Now, I know it's the wrong glass.
If I lose, that's why.
But that's it. I'm hoping to psych everyone out.
You know like when someone turns up at the kickboxing gym with the best gloves and the best stuff?
In English you say, all the gear, no idea.
So that's me! I'm dressed to gamble.
20 the big blind, please. I'm the big blind?
Yes, sir. And check or raise?
I will raise 20. 20 more.
All the gear, no idea.
Call. Call.
Call. Call.
Am I gonna call this dumb shit?
What dumb shit? Me talking about how my tuxedo means I win at cards.
Call. I'm just saying, like, you all look quite smart here, but I've got a bow tie.
You guys got a bow tie. Watch out.
So I'm unsure how you're going to actually beat the bow tie.
Check.
Check all of it.
Check.
Oh, check.
Turn.
Check all of it, please.
Everything I said about how you need brothers who you can rely on, who are prepared to pick up a sword for you if things get difficult, by the end of this poker game, it's all going to be over.
Our whole brand is built on brotherhood, and we all live together, and we have the best time, and everyone's tuned into our lives, and has all this fun, and they're gonna watch us get mad at each other over poker, and it's all over.
It's all over. Hold.
200 to bet. Raise.
300. One more hundred, please.
Minimum, it's double.
Minimum, 400. Raise to 400.
Call. Call.
It's me now, isn't it? Aye, aye, aye.
Be a hero.
Raise me. It's all about the big potatoes.
Oops. Check for that please.
Two pairs, queens and nines.
Queens and nines wins.
So he's no longer in the Brotherhood.
He's out. That's the start of it.
He's out of it. I think I said about who you know.
Who do we turn our backs on next?
I'm off screen. No one knows who I am.
Shut up, baby. Everyone knows who you are now.
I was going to do a giveaway where somebody who watches this emergency meeting gets a chance to come and play poker with us.
But, I don't know if I like people that much.
But maybe. I don't like anyone here.
Imagine if some idiot comes here and runs his mouth and gets beaten up.
Turn! Fuck off!
Turn it to Colt. Colt.
Colt, Tony. Turn it to Colt.
Turn it to Colt. Feroz, $10 for a tax pledge for Palestine.
Raise your 20, wish you all the best.
Call. Call.
All these right-wing political figures, winning is actually important because it signifies a shift in public consciousness.
But still, if you're sitting around waiting for any politician to save your life, you're in public.
It's all about who you know.
And that shift in public consciousness, especially if you're somebody of sober mind, should make it easier for you to find other men of sober mind.
If you're not doing those exact things, you're bound to fail regardless.
I'm correct. New friends you can sit around and make fun of.
We'll also pick up a sword for you.
You're making racial judgments against myself.
Sword?
Straps only, baby.
Straps only. There's no straps!
There used to be. Cops took them off.
Wink, wink. What's straps?
What are you talking about straps?
I suppose we've got some money as well.
That's the reason... Look, Andrew is a Muslim.
That's why we're not gambling for money.
But I'm not gambling for money because they took all my money.
Me? 250.
250. It's Aikido.
It's good card Aikido.
You just pull the Aikido and good card's gone.
Good card Aikido? Does that move?
It is this round. If you win, you have to do Aikido.
How about all the cards that are here?
Hold. 250. Re-race.
1,000. Pulling an ollie.
750? Play?
Two players.
Heads up. Turn.
Oh no, not a two. Not a two.
Put a one in the chat if you want to come play poker with us.
Let's dance. Five hundred.
Raise. How much did he just raise me?
Fifteen hundred more. Two thousand.
Two thousand poker. Check all of it.
All in. This is the second hand!
What is going on here?
What you got? Three hands.
Jackson nothing.
Alright, Aaron wins. So, my strategy of losing early so I can continue to talk to you on the emergency meeting has paid off very well, as you can see.
So, that wasn't the worst hand.
It was only a pocket that could have beaten me.
If he had a jack, he was in trouble because I had a king.
It was only Poppins I could have beat.
Fair play to us. So now that I'm no longer playing the game, which was my strategy, so I can host this emergency meet, I'm going to read out some super chats.
You're welcome, Andrew. I know that I decided to make the sacrifice of losing first.
I appreciate that. So I could talk to everyone else.
I'm just nicotining up with my shisha and my cigar.
Double nicotine. Double nicotine?
Brain neurons.
Would you like the trifecta? Yes, sir.
Tank Bowen. I'll do 10,000 pushups on camera this week to come play poker with you guys.
Why is everything extreme hit? This house is the most extreme house, but that's how we push each other to the limits.
That's why we train how we train.
It's always a competition. Nice.
You did have more chips, didn't you?
Because I may be left with like 10 bucks, but I doubt it.
I do. I doubt it. I'd like the 10, just to, you know.
Just to say, you wouldn't invest.
It's a side part. Check or raise.
Smart. Check.
You ain't got it, you ain't got it. Four players on the floor.
Cigarette, shisha, cigar, I got it all.
It'll all go out. Andrew, will you ever return to Switzerland from Armin.G? Yes, I love Switzerland.
Switzerland is beautiful. He called it the most boring country in the world.
Can't wait to go, to be honest.
True. I haven't left this country in 11 months.
Thanks. Guys.
Call. Two players. Heads up.
Oh no, not two.
check check 300 guys it's live this show is live It's not pre-recorded.
Tristan's going to be reading out the chats in real time.
What do you mean? I just read out 10 of them.
Who's saying this is pre-recorded?
Some idiot. Your cousin.
You do.
He's your cousin. Imagine if he was here.
Top G Netherlands, I don't care enough about Dutch politics to comment on that.
Andrew was going to comment on that.
We're going to talk about politics.
The new right wing leaders winning in...
It's good that there's a shift in public consciousness, but if you don't have people on your team, guys you can rely on, none of it makes any difference.
I've got a story, actually. I'm going to bless them all with a story.
Some of you may have heard it, some of you may have not.
Many, many years ago I knew this guy, I'm not gonna name him, but Richard was a guy I went to school with.
And the thing about Richard, what was his last name?
I forgot. The thing about Richard is Richard worked at a gas station, and when Brexit was coming up, and the Brexit vote was coming up, Richard wrote 25 pages a day on why England needs to do Brexit.
Now, I don't even care if he was right, I don't care if he was wrong, because Brexit went through, but none of the promises went through, so it was pointless anyway.
I said to Richard, bro, you work at a gas station and you need to stop talking about Brexit, because you working at a gas station is a hopeless situation.
So Brexit comes along.
Richard gets his way. The vote is passed.
Two years later, I buy a brand new Ashton and I drive through the gas station in my hometown.
And who's there? Richard.
He cared more about Brexit than anyone alive.
And he probably still works at a gas station now.
Hope you're well, Richard. Sure.
Brexit can't save you nothing.
If I ever need gas, I know where to hit you up.
BP station.
Check.
Check.
March to Armand Lucey farm border.
Check.
I'll play a hundred.
One hundred.
Who's going to lose the least chips this hand and the next five hands?
Guaranteed. It's called strategy.
I'm playing chess. You're all playing poker.
Checkmate. That's true.
You can't lose. That's right.
You can't lose. I can't lose. I can't lose.
How am I going to lose any chips in any hand?
I will not lose any chips in any hand for the rest of this game.
Checkmate. That is smart. Let me tell you a gambling story.
You're playing poker. I'm playing chess.
A long time ago when I was a bro-kid.
Let me tell you a gambling story. A long time ago when I was a bro-kid.
I was dating this beautiful woman and I had no money at all.
But you know me. I'm pumped you. That's him again right now.
She's totally gorgeous. And the Playboy Casino in London was opening up, and she got hired to be trained up to be a croupier for the Playboy Casino.
So while I was with her, she went through an eight-week training program to learn how to be a croupier along with all these other beautiful women.
And I got an invite to the opening of this casino, which I didn't belong at because I had no money.
None. So I'm in this casino.
Watching all of these women who just went through eight weeks training with these massive Arab gamblers, gambling huge money, failing at the math and having mental breakdowns in real time.
Andrew, don't be misogynistic on our street.
Men like me and Marcel and Alex and Bailey would never condemn any misogynistic.
Shit! I'm just saying that all women couldn't do the math.
The quiet part loud.
The old Freudian slip.
The Arabs were screaming, she fucked up.
How much?
100! I'm not listening to you, brother.
Wait, wait, wait! I can't lose!
These women were messing up all the math and the Arabs were screaming at the top of their lungs.
They're getting my math wrong, she's trying to steal my money, she's trying to steal my winnings, losing their mind.
And the casino was firing women in real time because it wouldn't get rid of the big baller Arabs because they're the money.
Yeah, I can't get rid of it.
So they trained up 20 women for 8 weeks.
And after the first opening night, 16, they quit.
What's the story behind this?
Oh, shit. Blinds are on up.
Blinds are on up. Don't say the story behind it.
Don't say it. I won't say it.
Story behind this is...
I'll say it. I'm ready for jail.
Always wear your seatbelt. Always wear your seatbelt.
I tweeted that today. I tweeted always wear your seatbelt.
I had nowhere today. So I think what everybody is saying in the chat and they are correct is, who cares if Tristan can't play poker very well and is way too reckless for no reason early on in the game and put all his chips in when he has nothing just as a joke.
He does look the best.
Thank you chat. You are correct.
I do look the best. That is true.
If you join this dream right now you think I've already won and retired.
If you have just joined the stream right now, I have one and retired.
You're welcome. Yeah, we have 26,000 people watching live.
It's about, what, a small stadium.
And on the next emergency meeting, which will be very soon, we're going to talk about these right wing political parties.
I'll just put a 50.
Thank you. I'm big blind, am I? Thank you.
Yes, sir. 40.
40, yeah. This is a super chat heavy emergency meeting, by the way.
Check all race. I used to be a smelly gamer.
Tristan Tate, Professor Arnold of the Business Campus in the real world saved my life.
I'm healthy, a reborn Christian, and I have a thriving business.
Thank you so much, guys. Stiles Bishness.
You're welcome. We steer people in the right direction.
If you take our instructions and make a long term...
Then that's your fault. Very few people will do that.
I made a point about Christians earlier that people don't misunderstand, because I said that Christians need to stick up for themselves.
Yes. And you can comment on this, but people, when I often promote Islam, people say, oh, but what about Christians?
And they get mad. It's not a competition.
The problem is, if you feel like you're being conquered by Islam, it's because you're not strong enough for your own beliefs.
Not only your own beliefs, but you're allowing people to be proponents of your beliefs, which aren't genuinely Christians.
Weakness is what's killing you, not Islam.
That is very true because if you say bad things about my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and mine are Alex's face, I will punch you in the mouth.
That's a real question right there.
Well, I'll turn the other cheek.
Duck, slip, hook. Have you ever heard that one?
You know the Bible better than me.
Turn the other cheek to get the angle on it.
Yeah, have I misinterpreted the teachings?
Islam is not the enemy to Christianity, but if you're going to be constantly weak, it's a constant of the universe that the weak get crushed.
And when they say, oh, Islam's conquering England, well, where's Christianity?
There's a vacuum. There's a vacuum for God, and right now the choices are Islam or transgenderism, and Christians try and chirp in on Twitter, but they don't actually defend their beliefs at any point.
Marcel, Marcel, Marcel, don't promote transgenderism on my screen.
I'm not even going to play that game.
I know what side you're on, Marcel.
Marcella. Transgender's not real.
I said it. A bigot!
I do not play poker with Nazis.
40 to quote. Good thing I'm black.
Is that a get-out-of-jail-free card?
They won't come after you.
40 to quote.
Thank you. Raise to 250 to quote.
Need more nicotine.
Have a cigarette, have a shisha, have a cigar.
Andrew, can you reply to this blasphemer who just upset me?
He says something stupid.
Andrew, I challenge you to a game of poker.
When I win, I want you and your team to mentor me.
If I lose, then let me play Tristan because he's not really doing good right now.
But his name is Second Jesus, so he's blaspheming me already and I'm annoying.
Can you please talk to this dork?
I get these stupid challenges from idiots all the time.
Why would I waste an hour playing poker?
Do you know how much value there is in an hour range that takes time?
Some dork who thinks he's the second Jesus.
There is no second Jesus. There's always someone saying, I challenge you to this and if I win, I don't have time for brokeies and idiots.
If you want to meet us, join the war room.
And then you'll end up meeting us.
Sir, there are people here right now, no names, who I met because they joined the war room.
100%. Right here, literally, I'm staring at someone.
That's how you become our friend, the war room.
If you want to meet us, if you want to be sitting at this table, you join the war room, you follow the white path, and you will end up here.
You don't just say, I challenge you to a game.
I don't know who you are, you idiot.
Why am I going to let you in my house?
Plus, you have no value to give me.
Sorry, before I continue with this talking, I want to make it very clear that most of you at home have absolutely no value to give me.
You have nothing that you know that I do not know, you have no connections that you do not have, plus you broke.
Why would I ever want to talk to you, ever?
My turn? Yes, sir.
Check out a bit. So the real reason I lost early is because what I'm doing is I'm playing roulette with myself on my $71,000 gold roulette application later.
I won. Unlike everyone else at this table, I am the champion.
I'd like poker more if I could see the cards.
The key to playing poker is only to bet the biggest when you have the best cards in your hand.
No way. What's funny, how is my strategy all flawed?
If you only bet big when you have the best cards on the table, how are you going to lose?
So the funny thing is, you're welcome.
Because I've known that all along and I let you win.
Straight to king.
Okay, he just won. He has a straight?
Yes, sir. Yeah, he does. 9, 10, Jack, Queen, King.
He has 6, 7, 8, 9.
He has 6, 7, 8, 9?
Yeah. That's not anything.
Wait, wait, where's he 8? I had an 8.
He has 9, 10, Jack, Queen, King.
He's the highest. He's a straight to the King.
Straight to the King, highest one.
If he can beat me, he can beat any of you.
If he can beat me, he can beat any of you.
I'm trying to lose so I can talk.
You always lose when you have a good hand bro. Three tens.
Smart play.
This is fucking gay.
But my fate would have eaten your three tens if you didn't have them.
Shut up.
I'm just telling the truth.
Just shut up. That's the truth.
No, it's not the truth. Did you win?
You lost along with me.
So you know better than me.
We're both on the sinking ship, my friend.
So don't worry about it.
I drowned last!
Cool. You held your breath longer!
To be fair, to be fair!
And I'm not gonna say why, but Marcel would drown first.
What? Are you inferring things onto my jokes?
I'm laughing at the same joke you are.
My wife, I'm 30, she's 28, has divorced me.
I said okay. My 3.8-year-old son is going to grow up just like me, divorced kid without a single sibling.
What would you have done? My friend, you did the right thing.
You cannot negotiate with terrorists.
You cannot give in.
To unfair, stupid conditions because you're too worried about your son.
They have you by the kids, they have you by the balls.
You have to be strong enough to know that a fulfilled and happy father is the most important thing a son can have.
Maybe even more important than siblings.
So don't negotiate with terrorists.
Call 200. I bet all the Super Chat money on the next hand.
Guys, we're on Twitter, but we're about to go over to Rumble exclusively, so we're going to cut the Twitter feed now.
You can see us on rumble.com slash take speech.
See you later, Elon. Check out a bit.
500 bits. He just wants to wipe me out instantly.
Is there only two of us left? Yes, sir.
Heads up. Cool.
Here we go. I'm sorry.
Call. All in.
Call. Who goes first?
A pair of kings with fives.
Kings and fives. Full house.
Nice. He owes you some money.
I thought you were a... Well played.
Thank you, sir. I thought you were playing the, uh, first to take strategy of lose early to involve yourself in the EM. Seems only I take anything seriously, Your Honor.
I knew he was going to bully me. So I had to, you know, keep the IT to, like, turn the other sheep.
But, like a real Christian.
Doc Slip Hook. Doc Slip Hook.
I'm back in the game. I'm back in the game.
Doc Slip Hook. Small grind, big grind, 20, 40, please.
$500 super chair. I'm a 17-year-old from Section 8 housing in California.
You've completely transformed my mindset and changed my life for the better.
Thank you very much. T. Do Lee, you're welcome.
I'm glad that you are listening to our teachings.
Nothing we say leads anyone in a bad direction.
That's the goal. We want everyone who listens to us to actually be a better person and have a better life.
And that's why we're different from all these other influencers who just want attention and clout and talk garbage and say anything it takes to be paid attention to.
We're very different people.
We don't care. We don't care if one person watches us if their life improves.
To be fair, I do want the worst from ourselves.
Look, I only lost at poker.
And tonight...
42 quarter. It's poker night.
It's not a defense. It is.
I only lost a poker.
Tonight's poker night. I only lose a poker.
It's poker night. What did you expect me to do?
I'm reckless and immature.
You know what Liz, I just want the best for my friends.
I didn't want any of you feeling the defeat of loss in my home.
So I was happy to bet big on a pair of jacks.
Bet 200.
Whatever you had. The problem is that Team Krog.
Team No Krog. Don't even get into this.
We should have banded together.
We should have just checked out.
Two players. Heads up.
What about the other team?
Invest in me and my friends game. No. All in. He's got the flush Gosh.
Bye!
Bye.
He's got the flush.
I know he has a flush.
How much is it? $1,400 exactly.
Call 1,700.
Showdown, please. Nothing.
Three-tenths. Trips stands.
Three-tenths, but...
Three-tenths wins queen with the kicker higher.
Fucker. That hurts, bro.
Because you have to bet on that.
I was desperate, bro. I had to bet on three-tenths.
I'm just a fuck.
We know you are, but then why are you playing poker?
Sorry, keep the offensive jokes coming.
Every time I have a good hand, I can get wrecked.
Why do I play this game? Play with a bad hand, then.
Yeah, that's what I do. This is bad big on shit hands.
Look, without the hands to hold the cards, my hands are free to drink martinis.
Who's really winning? Explain how people end up at this table, T. Make it clear about how the white path works.
It's a meritocracy. You have to prove yourself in the harshest of conditions.
We are utterly ruthless in our appraisement, not judgement, in our appraisement of other individuals.
Come along. You end up in the war room.
You're on our radar. We now know your name.
We know where you're from. Are you a dork?
Are you working to not be a dork?
Also me. Are you not working to not be a dork?
Scythe. It's a maximum security business institution, and if you can't break rocks, you get shot in the head.
And if you break enough rocks, you end up at this table.
Check for the bed.
Check for the bed. Check. Check.
All check.
Reverb.
Check for the bed.
Arian Shedfar. I'm a student inside the real world.
I want to thank you for inspiring young men to become the best versions of themselves.
One way I'll join the boardroom and thank you in person.
Thank you. Ace high.
Ace high. We go fours.
I got a jack. All right.
We got two pairs. Jackson fours.
Jackson sevens.
You're going to throw your hand in. If you're showing, you're showing.
Jackson fours.
Last hand on these runs?
You guys lost to Aaron.
Two of you guys lost to Adam.
So what are we going to do when I don't talk to any of my own friends anymore?
Everything I said about network, I'm going to lose it all tonight.
Everything I said about you need network, I'm going to hate everyone by the end.
For one, no one likes you already.
No one hates Marcel. No one does like Marcel.
Correct. Everyone hates Marcel.
But the thing is, do you really feel like a loser when you light your cigar with a $71,000 light?
But we were poor and decaught took our money.
I borrowed this lighter from Marcel.
Thanks, Marcel. Put him in jail.
Marcel, thanks. Thanks for lending me this lighter.
You're welcome. 20 to call.
40 to call. 40 to call.
Thank you.
Thank you. Check.
Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.
You know, I shouldn't have done it.
I should've just cheered somehow.
Check for a bit. Cheered, you're more likely to win.
That's true. It would've increased my chances, sir.
40, 40. You ever read Moonraker?
40, yeah.
I have a shiny lighter on the table but they wouldn't let me do it.
Oh, you read the micro you'll get it.
What?
Check order please.
That's 200 fold.
Thank you.
I work for Matrix Control Bank in Zurich.
They'd never give you guys an account.
What do you think about the banking industry, Andrew?
The banking industry is designed, like every other industry, to be a mechanism of control.
Every single thing you need and rely on, they will eventually use and weaponize against you to control you.
It doesn't matter what it is. As soon as you need them for food, they're going to use the idea of you eating to make sure that you comply.
So you have to find ways to operate outside of the system.
And there are ways to do it. Banking is one of the oldest systems and is one of the most traditional ways of Aikido-ing.
But yeah, I can't have a bank account for the rest of my life.
That's absolutely true. We will never have a bank account again.
And people will say, ah, you're still inside the bank account.
I can't have a bank account for the rest of my life.
That's absolutely true. We will never have a bank account again.
They'll say, ah, you're still inside the matrix.
You think money's real? You're inside the matrix with your little card with your little name on it.
Your little number is in the bank.
Don't understand. I live outside the matrix.
I view the code from the outside.
It's different. It's just numbers.
New blinds 50, 100 please.
My big?
Yes sir, 100 big blind.
Thank you. Can I have a vodka martini for shadow over here?
Sure. Thanks. 100.
Call. 100 to call.
Call. Call 100.
Check or raise? Tristan, your hair is terrible, but it's better than the men to your left and right.
Thank you. I'll take that.
Well, my hair is terrible, yeah?
Hair's thinning. I'm 36, what do you want?
Can't argue with the results.
When I had hair, I had 700 girlfriends.
Now I've got 900. 400.
That's around. I'm only about four wives.
Is that actual number? Four is the limit.
What are their twins?
Same DNA. So you have four sets of twins, you get eight.
I need to talk to some very...
The thing is with Islam, people often ask me my advice on it.
I'm not a scholar. I have a lot to learn.
I speak to scholars every day.
I spoke to scholars about this game today.
I know. We have to talk to them and find out if I can do that.
DNA is the same. Identical twins have identical DNA. Let's get four sets of identical twins.
Bro, that was sick. Biggie!
Real bad, real bad.
Need more nicotine.
Who's losing? Look at you losers losing.
Can you admit that you're losing right now and I'm not?
Hold. Hold.
Hear that sound? No risk, no reward. Just like life.
But there's no reward in this game because we're not playing for real money.
Analyzing the people around you to see their weaknesses, just like life.
Putting it all on the line.
Perhaps looking stupid, perhaps pulling it off in a blaze of glory, just like life.
Just like me. There's a reason why people love poker.
There's a reason why it's such a popular game.
And then they go home to little pussies.
You know, it's actually interesting about gamblers, especially like gambling addicts.
I've seen dudes who will gamble 100,000 euro a night in the casino, and because they love gambling so much, when it comes to buying food, they'll be like, nah, that's what, 3 euro, nah.
And they save all their money, and then they'll lose all in the casino, and then when it comes down to anything else, they're as tight as it gets.
They only want to gamble with their money.
Haram. Not me.
Thank you. That is for him.
Small blind, big blind, please.
5100. Thank you.
Good luck. Cheers to you, Alexander.
Cheers. Cheers to you, Bailey.
Bailey. To your swift and decisive defeat.
Not ready for the win. 100 to call.
Swift and decisive.
Yeah, to your swift and decisive defeat, yeah.
Raise. 500.
Hold. 500 to call.
Oh, no. 500 to call.
I can fold, right?
Yes, sir. You can't bet after you just fake fold it.
Turn the other cheek!
Four more hundred. Turn the other cheek.
Duck slip hook.
I may have to speak to the Pope about this.
Genuine question, guys, so at home.
Let's see everyone getting happy about these right-wing political figures winning.
How does that change your life? Okay, it changes the consciousness to public consciousness.
That's fine. How does that affect your life if you're not looking for other people with the same consciousness?
And then when you're aligning with those people, making sure that they're loyal, making sure they're good people, and working together to make a whole bunch of money.
Because if you're rich enough, none of this matters.
So I see people celebrating, like my brother said, like the guy who was celebrating Brexit, working in a gas station.
Yes. Does it matter?
Do you even live in the Netherlands?
The guy in the Netherlands won, do you even live there?
That's worse. You're from a super, super left-wing ruined country like France and you're like, the new president of Argentina?
Argentina? Motherfucker, you ever been to Argentina?
Why don't you spell Argentina first before you come at me with your bullshit?
You have to create your own politics by being hyper-capable and having people around who you can trust.
Those are the politics of life.
Who don't wreck you in poker with their lucky ass, high card bullshit.
You are lucky. How?
What do you mean how? You keep winning bullshit.
Lucky is bullshit.
You're very lucky. You're super lucky.
Why? Because I started off with pocket aces.
Oh, it was planned though.
I planned that. He did plan that, maybe.
If he planned that, that's even better than being lucky.
If he somehow contacted the dealer before...
Small blind. On small blind, how much?
50? 50, so thank you.
If you were to let me deal, what I'd do is I'd use the reflective surface of this LEGO, as I flip the cards out, to check what you all have.
It's called cheap, but I'm allowed to deal for that reason.
These guys stopped me dealing because I'm scared of my certain victory.
Four players on the floor.
Check over. Check.
Check, check, check.
Turn. Check all that please.
Check, check, check.
Check. Rework.
Shadow, I know you know a good martini when you taste one.
It's an outstanding martini.
It is outstanding. Outstanding in the range.
Check, check.
Bet 1,500.
Fold, fold.
And fold.
Small blind deal, please.
You and Andrew have inspired me and bettered my life in the year and a half since I began watching you.
I've got a permanent income of 5.
And I'm on track for making six figures.
Are you scared? I didn't see his hand.
Here's a good super chat. If I was sitting to your right, Andrew, I'd punch you in the face right now.
A guy called MarcelBlackSnake77.
It's a super chat. Well, the amount of money he has, it probably is a super chat.
It's a good chat here.
ICHIACCards from AlexFitnessExpert22.
I need fake super chat.
Blind calls only.
Blind calls? Of course.
You know, I actually bear off to do all-in blinds.
You don't look at your own cards, just go all-in to see what happens.
Call. Check. Raise. Raise.
300 in total. Two more to call.
Call. Call.
All in. All in.
Did you look at your own cards?
It's not called. Did you look at your cards?
Yeah. Lame.
How much?
1800, 1900, 2120.
Oh shit.
Oh, I'm out! My bad.
Skill issue or? I'll tell you what I folded there.
Fold. Pocket tens.
Could've gone either way with that.
I would have beat you if I was in.
Small blinds are empty.
If I was in I would have beat you.
I'm taking a break.
You can't lose now.
Why can't I lose? I can't lose a single chip.
Oh snap.
Shadow I didn't even see you.
That's right.
That's why they call him Shadow.
I feel like you need to imitate a Steven Seagal voice for this entire stream.
for this entire string.
It's a thought experiment for everyone at home though.
Genuinely, what do you want your friends to be able to do for you?
What kind of network do you actually even want?
People go, oh yeah, I want important friends.
To do what? To leech off them?
Because all you need is going to leech off your mates?
Ask them for money? They ain't going to work.
You have to give value. How are you going to give value to people who you see as more important than you?
Or at least valuable to you.
And I have to say, to be fair, Alex and Marcel and Bailey provide extreme value to me.
Because I'm so popular with the ladies, they scare them away.
So, you know, it sets it back to hard mode, so I find the better quality ones.
Very useful. Tristan, you spoke about a Dutch politician called Thierry Brudeau on Twitter.
He didn't win. Your wildest did opinion.
Thierry Boudot is a guy I speak to.
He's a guy who stood up for the injustice happening to me when I was in jail from the get-go.
He's a guy I have massive respect for.
He's a guy who clearly knows how to call bullshit on bullshit things.
I'm in conversation with him almost daily.
I would consider him certainly an internet and online friend.
And he didn't win. That's a shame.
I like that guy. The current Dutch PM. I'll do some more research.
I'll answer you on the next EM. I don't know.
Nines and fours, with ace, five.
Nine and sixes, both cards are playing, ace, high kicker wins.
Nice hand. Failing. Oh, thank god.
No. Well big, 50, 100 please.
Fistball? I'm...
Yeah, 50. Yeah, 50, 100.
You were 100 last time.
Nice. Nice.
That's a good fistball. I'm taking a break from my cigar to smoke cigarettes.
Really get that nicotine in.
You have to have all three kinds.
It's like five a day? No, all three.
Cigarettes, cigars, and your tissue.
With the nicotine in your blood.
Or you could... People make fun of me smoking too much.
I'll beat this shit out basically anyway.
So come. Try.
If I grabbed your neck with my left hand, I could crush your spinal cord.
So... With a cigar in my mouth.
With a cigar in my mouth. In fact, a loser at this table, no names, Andrew, no names, but some loser brought nicotine gum into this house the other day.
Now, let me tell you something. What it did was it spoiled the taste of my cigarette as I was smoking and chewing.
No names, so we don't embarrass Alex.
It's only acceptable if it's a fourth type of nicotine.
You take all your other nicotines. Oh, no, no.
I smoked cigarettes at the same time I chewed the nicotine gum.
I felt cheated. I cheated myself.
I have seven cigarettes.
Check, bet. Check.
Check, check, check.
Check all of it.
Do we do a competition to let someone watch this emergency meeting come back up?
Bet 300. They're gonna be a dork.
They're gonna annoy me. More than you, five dorks.
Why is that one on Earth? Why are you?
Call. 300. Cool.
Grace, 2,000.
Trist is definitely having the best time here and he's not even playing.
It's true. I'm all stressed with my short stack.
Story of your life You know what I love about this stream you We are on Rumble, and we are uncensorable, but even for the respect of our fans, we have to censor ourselves.
Because as a group of friends, we're super offensive to one another.
And if you and your friends aren't super offensive to each other, then you have no friends.
2050 total. Oh.
Yeah. Wait, is that a raise?
No. Just call.
Imagine. Call the blind. How much do I? $2,050 total.
Wanna pay, or do you wanna go in?
Big hand!
Like, fuck, I bailed on this!
Should be part of that mess. Next card's gonna be something annoying like an eight, so anyone can have the straight with a four or a nine, and someone's got a queen, it's gonna ruin everyone's day.
Four or an eight next, and it's gonna win someone with the straight, watch.
Okay, now, even worse.
So this is beginning to review.
Check, check. Let's see the cards, please.
Queens and sixes.
Queen with ace high.
Ace and jack. Queen with sixes, two person.
Nice hand.
Marcel, we can all relax.
Everyone wanted you to lose.
Everyone on line wanted you to lose.
Your blinds, 100, 200.
We're playing only with the big blind because the small blind is out.
200, please. Risk it all.
Gotta risk it all sometimes.
That's how life works. But in the general poker playing sense, you've had a great week.
I have had a great week. I've gotta give you guys a chance.
It's like the boxing thing. You know how Marcel goes easy on you at boxing?
It's just gonna end up tomorrow on a stream.
Us fighting. No.
How can this end well for you?
No, but the thing is with Marcel is I have a feeling he'll go easy on you tomorrow.
Because he's a generous man.
Look, he just gave all his chips away.
Like I did.
You say lose and I say charity.
Call 200. Call.
full.
you 4, check.
4, please.
Windows opening.
If you inherited a million dollars from your father's death, would you treat it as your own or try to use it as though the money was his and he were still alive?
If I inherited a million dollars from my father's death, Buzz9767, I would consider myself extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely lucky.
Extremely lucky. And I don't know how to answer that question because I inherited zero.
So I hope that answers your question.
I did it the hard way.
Check my book.
I have no money.
I'm sitting in one of those brokies walking around with $1 bills flashing it.
That's me. Show cast, please.
8 and 9s.
Both cast, please. Power of Force.
Clean 7.
King 8. Sixes and Force wins.
Time. Small blind, big blind.
He's not playing. Still do it?
100? Yes, sir.
Why do I have no money? Decal took it all.
Twitch. Decal took it all.
Then my friend sat there and said, Andrew, you're going through the most difficult legal position of your life.
We're going to bust you up at Pelgron.
Thanks. Thanks, guys.
Greatly appreciated. All my tens!
There's a black in there? No, there's two blacks in there.
Just the tens.
Let's not get out of hand here.
There is a black at the very bottom.
This is 200 total.
Okay, that's the call, yeah? And I have no more 10s.
I can't even raise. I'm a loser.
Oh, I got another 10. Can I raise by 10?
No, I can't. No, you have to be 400 to raise.
Let's not get a hand here.
Let's not be crazy now!
May Allah reward you for your virtuous good deeds.
Thank you, Wysel. Appreciate it.
Thank you. Andrew, please explain why you would never promote gambling on this stream.
We are friends sitting around dealing with pieces of plastic.
Why would you never promote gambling?
For real. I'll let you tell the story first.
I mean, it's not a story.
It's a very simple answer. The very simple answer is if I promoted anything that made any of my fans or anyone who supports me and anyone who looks up to me worse off, I would feel eternally guilty.
If I said gambling was a wonderful idea, then maybe a fan of mine may gamble and lose his last 500 bucks, his month's rent.
I couldn't deal with that.
I would never promote gambling, and this is not promoting gambling.
Friendship, brotherhood, good sport, we're messing around, we're pieces of plastic.
Everyone do understand that we never promote gambling.
Yeah, we're not enough degenerate losers.
Well, Marcel's here.
We're gonna do the normal emergency meeting.
I have actually a lot to talk about. Very interesting things we're doing in the next couple days.
We're just playing, having fun with you guys at home.
Do you even know why I put some coffee?
Because I'm wearing Crocs in the suit.
I hate you. I have to adjust my gambling stuff.
Now I really want you to win.
Because he's wearing crows.
with the suit.
Everyone's flooding vote Donald Trump 2024.
Yeah, we all want Trump to win. That'd be amazing for the culture.
Yeah. But then, even the right-wing culture is hyper-competitive, right?
That's when real men are in charge of the world again.
Real capitalism. So if you're not a real man, then you're even going to be more fucked than now because no one's going to be coming to help you.
True. I don't think people understand how much personal responsibility they have in all things, especially politics.
Andrew Tate's message.
Matrix so gay. Tristan's message.
Cigarette so good. Thank you, Gammags.
I'd like to feel I have a more important message than that.
Check on that. Check.
In fact, my messages don't smoke.
How about that? Spanner in the works.
Check. Check.
Check. Check.
Check. That's 200.
With six or seven minutes left of this emergency meeting, I feel like we're all going to give a final thought.
Do you remember Jerry's final thought?
Shout out to Jerry's prayer.
Rest in peace. He wasn't Gene.
May his soul rest in peace.
Towards the end of that show where they had midgets, no point in nothing, just random fucking...
He'd be like, Jerry's final thought.
And say some smart stuff.
In the hype of emotions and relationships, infidelity can creep along like a monster to destroy who you think you are and how you treat those around you.
I can't even do it. Take care of yourself and each other.
Jerry's final thought was always good.
Always. He could have midgets throw bananas at each other.
That was it. When you're vertically challenged, the urge to throw fruit.
How much to play?
Two to play. Broke.
What would you do without each other?
Don't know. Stupid question.
I don't think it's a stupid question at all, actually.
No, I mean, as of right now.
What would we have done without each other is a stupid question.
Birds of a feather flock together.
If you can't find friends you can rely on, then you're probably not a very reliable person.
I answer this question in many different ways when people come to me and say, oh, I can't find any guys I rely on.
I'm just trying to fuck my girl because you're a little snake yourself.
So I don't feel sorry for you. Because if you were a G, you'd find the other G's of Earth.
That's how it works. The universe is actually very fair and very good and very balanced.
Heroes find heroes. We roll together like the Avengers.
That's how it works. If you believe you are one of those people, you can join the war room and follow the white path.
You're going to have to join, you're going to have to work, you're going to have to do things, you're going to have to prove yourself.
But if you end up proving yourself at the highest possible echelon, you won't be sitting here at this table.
Isn't that amazing? You'll sit here and watch this from home.
Like a little idiot. Like a broker.
I want to be there.
You can be here. All you have to do is prove yourself.
Join the war room and prove it. And we'll allow you to come.
Most of the people at this table are war room guys.
There's nothing stopping you.
Except for your lack of belief in yourself.
Your lack of agency. If you believed in yourself, you'd be here.
And I look forward to 30,000 people watching your stream, whatever.
One of you deciding to join the war room and prove themselves.
And I look forward to you ending up on the stream and telling everyone at home that yes, it's very doable.
Alright, Jerry's final thoughts.
Let's start with Shadow. You can speak in a disguised voice.
In fact, I'd like you to speak in a Steven Seagal voice.
I don't know what Steven Seagal sounds like.
I don't know what he sounds like.
Since I've seen the Steven Seagal movie.
Now you've got to I'm so sorry to that.
Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati.
I didn't know that. He was a Republican politician, and he got caught up in some scandals.
But I've caught up in my scandal myself.
A fake one, but it is what it is.
I'm a big wife? 200!
Jesus Christ, I don't have any money!
What I would say, look, take a Steven Seagal voice and give a poker lesson.
One more thing to learn.
The cards are on the table.
You gotta know when to hold them.
You know exactly when.
No, you have to use nonsensical poker advice.
Something like... Don't play with a bad hand?
I don't know. You could never allow your enemy to see your cheeks.
Bet 2,000. Sixes and nines are always wild.
Scared of the 2,000. Very.
All my money. In fact, I have a lot less.
Now we're talking. Sixes and nines are always wild.
Bailey, Jerry's final thought.
I feel like you do good at this.
I have a point to make.
Do you know what Jerry's final thoughts were?
No, but I have a thought and I have a point.
Because you sound like Jerry Springer.
A bit. My point is...
Valentino Crocs with a suit is the highest echelon of masculinity.
It's not. Shit. That's disgusting.
Are you kidding? You do know this is my stream.
They owe me money.
That brand owes me money.
How do you think they're going to buy these now?
They should pay me.
I'm promoting all this shit for free.
Shows I'm too rich. I don't care.
Every other streamer is like, give me $10 and I'll mention it.
Fucking bunch of nerds.
My final statement. I joined the war room and here I am.
Correct. It is true.
Bailey security kick Bailey out Marcel yeah as tonight's biggest loser final thoughts Thank you very much.
A game is only lost when you gain nothing at the end.
I like that. You want to say something bad about me, don't you?
You can't. I said the quiet part out loud.
Andrew, final thoughts for this evening?
I'm gonna lose a poker? I always do very interesting thoughts, since my whole brand is interesting thoughts.
What I will say then to my friends and colleagues joining me from around the world is this.
You're the best-dressed man in the room. You're always the winner.
Thank you.
Alex, last bit of advice for the emergency meeting.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Advice. Watch me winning this hand now, doing 10 push-ups in one hand.
Alright, cool. Who goes first?
No, he meant the people at home.
Check. 200 minimum.
He doesn't even know how to play there.
He is so incompetent, he has so little clue what he's doing, that I feel the safest thing to do is just hope.
I don't know what's going on, he doesn't know what's going on, it's too messy, I'm out.
It's a mess. Everyone walks into a club and there's like a fight going on over there, guy kissing a girl over there, some bitch is falling over in her own sick, and you're just like, too much.
I'm out. This club might not.
Going home. It was one of them.
Small binding like this.
100 to 100. Last hand on these binds.
Last time these blinds. Guys, we're going to email the winner of this game.
We're going to email who the winner is.
And they're going to give a very interesting final thought to everyone on the newsletter.
So if you're not on the newsletter, go to copertake.com.
You can sign up completely for free.
And you're going to find out who won the poker game.
And if you want to end up here sitting with us, having the best time of your life with the coolest men on the planet, because that's who we are.
Let's not be honest. In Romania, the coolest men on the planet, in the big compound with the security, etc, etc.
Join the war room. Follow the white path.
Let's up the blinds and cut the feed.
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