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Why Buy Another Car?
00:10:21
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| Outro Music What exactly is this? | |
| I know it's a Maserati, but what exactly is this? | |
| I was half asleep when it came, as you could tell. | |
| I'm not particularly interested. | |
| I forgot I bought it, to be honest. | |
| Are Maserati slow? I think Ferrari bought Maserati, and this is the MC20. It's got a race exhaust. | |
| It's basically a Ferrari. | |
| It's re-skinned. It's supposed to be quick. | |
| They say good things about it, and then I kind of wanted to test it. | |
| So I thought, let me rent one. | |
| But if you rent a car, then you're getting in a car another man has already been in. | |
| Feels gay. So I've bought one. | |
| It's got nine kilometers on the clock. | |
| Exactly, it's brand new. Yeah, I know. | |
| It's bought a brand new one and then I'll take it out for a drive today. | |
| If I don't like it, it can just sit there. | |
| It does look nice. | |
| It's an ornament. It's like garden furniture. | |
| If I don't like it, I'll just never drive it again. | |
| Who cares? What is it, half a million? | |
| Who gives a shit? I don't. | |
| It's free. It is basically free. | |
| So we're going to find out. It's only worth about ten cigarette lighters. | |
| Getting rented cars is gay, because men get in them. | |
| Other men. True. | |
| I'm sleeping with a prostitute. So yeah, we're going to find out today if it's a nice car or not. | |
| We're slowly repopulating the drive. | |
| We have 26 cars on order. | |
| All of our cars back. We don't have any room. | |
| Bought a few. Wait and see. | |
| We have 16 cars and then we have a bunch of other cars all around the world. | |
| We have a bunch on order. We've got two Valhalla's on order. | |
| DB12, DBS 770, two Jesco's, Jumeirah. | |
| What else is due to come? | |
| The Rimac is on its way. | |
| The Revoluto, I think it's called. | |
| I don't even know what that is. | |
| I don't even know you bought one. I'm sick of this. | |
| It looks nice, but we already have a red supercar. | |
| Can you admit it's the best red car on the driver? | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa! We already have a red supercar. | |
| So I don't know why you buy this in red. | |
| I get why you buy one. But we've already got a red supercar. | |
| Why this? Why not get it in a different color? | |
| Yes we do. Everyone knows we do. | |
| I don't even need to say what it is. | |
| You know, the world knows, we have a red supercar. | |
| I could get it wrong, we're going at 13, I'm a little lost in my mind. | |
| You should lock me in a suit box, I'll take a bite of the sauce. | |
| If you're listening to the song, call my number and I'll be there. | |
| I could lock you in a suit box, I'd love to love you. | |
| I'm on my way, even after the first time, I'm gonna be waiting. | |
| I'm on my way, even after the first time, I'm gonna be waiting. | |
| I'm on my way, even after the first time, I'm gonna be waiting. | |
| I'm on my way, even after the first time, I'm gonna be waiting. | |
| I'm on my way, even after the first time, I'm gonna be waiting. | |
| It's a life, it's a pain, I'm a customer, you just have to pay. | |
| You told me you were on your way, it's a life, I see you so often, I feel you in my sight. | |
| When I turn around, I'm gonna pay my dime, when you get in line. | |
| Everybody's crying out there, I'm the one I hate. | |
| I'm the one I hate. | |
| I'm the one I hate. | |
| I don't know what color to get mine. | |
| November game. | |
| It's difficult, man. | |
| It's like, because you have so many cars, and you already have blue cars, you already have red cars, you already have green cars. | |
| It's like, fuck's sake. People don't understand the struggle. | |
| It's difficult. It amazes me there's people out there that can live life without having the car they want. | |
| Because I have to have all the cars I don't want. | |
| I have to have everything. Do you understand? | |
| It's like all those bitches I don't even like, but they're still obsessed with me. | |
| They just messaged my phone. | |
| Good. I have to have all the cars. | |
| I have to have your dream car that you want, that I don't even want. | |
| I don't even drive it. Don't care. | |
| Do you call it? Don't care. Buy new ones. | |
| Doesn't matter. I have 50 cars, I drive like three. | |
| The rest I have just so I put your dreams on my driveway and I keep your dreams in my house. | |
| And you'll never have your dreams, but I have everybody's dreams. | |
| So someone out there is going to dream of the new Lamborghini Revoluto. | |
| I've ordered one, but I want one in Dubai and one in Germany, so I'm ordering the Dubai one now. | |
| So I'm ordering my second one. | |
| Because obviously it's somebody else's dream. | |
| Do I give a shit? No. | |
| Who cares? I don't know what color to get it. | |
| Three days later. | |
| Spend more money on lighters than us and don't find lighters on their cigar room team. | |
| Yeah, we also lose lighters. | |
| I've lost some. I've lost probably... | |
| 20 grand worth. | |
| Well, I can't fix that. What do you want me to do? | |
| Stop having fun. I feel like every time we come in here, you have to buy more lighters. | |
| Every single time. Yeah. | |
| Why? To illuminate the world with brilliance and excellence. | |
| Even though we buy all of these lighters, I can never find a lighter at home. | |
| Exactly. So I'm going to fix it. I'm going to put them on the table. | |
| And if one goes missing, I'm not going to try and work out who it is. | |
| We're just going to have a huge fight. | |
| Everyone's fighting. Because that's what I'm saying. | |
| I'll say, free for all, foul. | |
| Just instant hands? Instant hands for everyone. | |
| So the person who did it definitely pays the price. | |
| Because I won't lose. Okay. | |
| What'd you get? Show me. | |
| Got a few DuPonts. Okay. | |
| You know the cool thing about this? | |
| You have one of these. No. | |
| I had two of these and I gave you one because I accidentally bought a duplicate one. | |
| So now I only had one and Andrew must have subconsciously knew in his brain because he bought one that we already have. | |
| So now I have two and you have one. | |
| So now me, you and Andrew each have one. | |
| Cool. Is that $3,000? | |
| I don't have this one. Nice. | |
| No, I swear you do. | |
| I recognize that. | |
| I think the one that I have is blue to yellow in a different logo. | |
| No, no, no. I recognize that one. | |
| You definitely have one. It's not the same thing. | |
| It's like 99% somewhere. | |
| Yeah. I know it's what you're talking about. | |
| I hope I do have them. I don't give a shit. | |
| What am I, broke? Nice DuPont pen. | |
| DuPont pen. Nice. | |
| I'll steal that. And then Andrew has two of these already, so I know he does. | |
| That is his favorite lighter. Every time he sees it, he has to buy it. | |
| Two, bro. I got like eight. DuPont Aikido. | |
| Trista. About to do something you haven't done yet. | |
| What's this? Yoga! | |
| Fire! Dual Flame Aikido. | |
| You have a fire. DuPont Aikido. | |
| What's here? Let me see. | |
| Show it to me. | |
| You're a better man than me. | |
| What do you think? | |
| Looks much better. | |
| Tons meaner. I might have to give it another review. | |
| I reviewed it and I wasn't that impressed, but now it's meaner. | |
| I'm going to try it again and see if I can fall in love with her. | |
| It looks a million times better. | |
| That's a beautiful looking car. | |
| It's gorgeous. Wow. | |
| Life is a never-ending constant ascent towards perfection. | |
| You know, you must constantly be trying to upgrade everything in all realms, including your Maserati. | |
| And I think we've done a good job. That looks gorgeous. | |
| I just got the SF90 and I had to drive this. | |
| I have too much driving to do. This is, I think, to attract more and more attention. | |
| It looks amazing. Yeah. | |
| It looks incredible. It's the only one in Europe with this body kit. | |
| There is no body kit like this in Europe. | |
| And this is the second one in Romania, I think. | |
| And the only one is Spider. There is only one white one, which is a coupe, but has nothing done to it. | |
| Yeah, standard. Yeah, but still, this looks amazing. | |
| Looks amazing, bro. Alright, gotta go drive then. | |
| Drive, you should. You should. | |
| Take it slow with the tires. | |
| Try to warm them up. Yeah? | |
| He doesn't believe in that. | |
| Well, I put my foot down with cold tires and that yesterday. | |
| I nearly went in a circle. | |
| Man, trust me. The tires are sick. | |
| The driveway's filling back up, isn't it? | |
| It is. 765LT, the GT4RS, the SF90, which I actually really like, so I just bought a Spyder this morning, another one. | |
| Yeah, I bought another one, Spyder. Duh, top G. MC20's back with all the upgrades. | |
| Life is never-ending. You have to constantly strive towards perfection, Bailey. | |
| Most people get a car and like, oh, I've got a nice car. | |
| I get a car and go, well, that's a very nice car. | |
| How can I make it better? How can I constantly improve it? | |
| That's why I'm a top G. How can I constantly improve myself? | |
| How can I constantly improve everything? | |
| My business. Everything must be better all the time. | |
| I drove that car. I didn't really like it that much, but now I've upgraded it. | |
| It looks so beautiful. I'm going to have to try it again. | |
| Maybe I'll fall in love with it. Who knows? | |
| Sometimes you've got to take it for two spins before you fall in love with her. | |