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Oct. 29, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
07:22
BATMOBILE BADNESS
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So you told me we're going to pick up a car.
Obviously, I've been gone for a month.
I have no idea what car we're getting.
What did you get? Well, I replaced the 765 and the GT4 with my spare ones.
So obviously, I have spare ones.
Okay. And then I bought a Maserati MC20, what, like five days ago, I think?
So it's been ages, bro.
Who likes Maserati?
Not really me, to be honest.
I test drove it.
I wasn't all that impressed.
Well, let's go see it. Five days.
Since I got a new supercar, so I started to feel poor.
Five days, and you've not gotten a new supercar in five days.
Do you know what I mean? Kind of.
So I started to feel a bit broke, so it's nearly been a week.
Oh my gosh. I know, exactly.
It's been five days since I bought a stick of gum.
So I had to take drastic action to make something happen.
Okay, I'm here for it.
Are we going to tear up the streets at least?
Well, it's coming through the winter, so I had to make a sensible decision.
So I decided to get, you know, something four-wheel drive, something calm, something sensible.
Okay. Only 1,000 horsepower.
Only. Only. It'll do.
Hybrid, so it's good for the environment.
Because we are environmentalists now.
Oh, completely, yeah. And Greta and I, we're like this.
So, uh... Let's go check it out.
I think I've done the right thing. Hello, sir.
Hello. How are you?
Fine, and you? Same old.
Nice to meet you. Good evening.
Here she is. Here she is.
My very sensible, hybrid, four-wheel-drive car for the winter, you know?
Yeah. I wonder if I'll ever get the 15 cars the police took from me back.
Because I'm a human trafficker.
I'm fucking balls. I think you should get 16.
One-up them. I mean, I could replace them all tomorrow.
But when are we gonna get the original ones back?
We're gonna find out. This saga's certainly been interesting.
Jail's certainly been an interesting experience.
Anything that's difficult is certainly teaching.
I don't believe that people learn things the easy way.
I think you only learn things the hard way in life.
In life, we all go through life and bad things almost happen all the time and none of us make any changes to our life at all until something bad actually happens.
So, jail was good.
Having all my stuff taken from me was good.
Having all my wealth taken was good.
All my wealth, please.
I apologize. They tried.
But, you know, the lessons were interesting.
Now I just buy all the cars again.
How much is it to replace all the cars?
Nine million? Chump change.
Bang. Buy the diamond watches again.
A few million. Money's not real.
Money's not real, but I'm just wondering if I'll get all my things back.
We'll see one day. Even if you do get it all back, doubles better, always.
Completely, yeah. Yeah. I'll have to find a bigger house to park them on.
I guess. Alright, so we're getting a Ferrari now, because I thought this was the Maserati with the body kit.
No, this is a Ferrari. Maserati's already come, and then I'm installing a body kit and a race exhaust.
That's a way. That'll be back tomorrow, I think.
Okay. But like I said, it had been five days since I bought a new car, so I felt broke, so we got one.
Felt for. 1,000 horsepower?
Electric? Think of the environment, Bailey.
Duh. Do you know what that is?
What? A Ferrari SF90. SF? Super fast?
I don't know. I guess.
It's gotta be. It's gotta stand for something.
It is beautiful. Looks like the Batmobile.
It will be the Batmobile. Because I'm going to Batmobile it out even further.
I'm going to put a carbon body kit on it.
Matte black PPF. It's going to be matte black and tinted windows.
It'll be like the Batmobile. The police are going to assault me and they'll be so angry.
How'd you get another car? We took all your cars.
Why are you in the Batmobile? I thought you were supposed to be in jail.
Why are you Batman?
Ha ha ha ha Pretty Pretty We do a little bit of work on it We're going to make it even more backwards on your list, but it's perfect.
You'll be driving through the mountains late at night.
It'll be a dark night. You'll be driving in your normal car, and then something will overtake you.
You'll be like, what the? What was that?
And it'll be me in this, pitch black.
Yeah. Looks super cozy.
Yeah, it's got race harness for seatbelts, which annoys me.
I want a normal seatbelts.
I don't know if it has normal seatbelts at all.
Oh well. Verano package.
I don't know what that means. Just ordered it.
Carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon.
Every order. You just tick everything on the order box.
Always. Of course. What do you want in your car?
Everything. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
Give me everything. I must have accidentally ticked race harnesses instead of normal seatbelts, but...
That's the price you pay for going fast.
The price you pay for just ticking every box on the fucking configurator, isn't it?
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you. Thank you.
Bye-bye. Bye. The seat back because my legs are so long because I'm so tall and fucking sexy.
Alright, so we're in electric mode because we care about the environment.
See that? Nice electric car.
Nothing crazy. Like you said, good for the environment.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what any of these buttons do.
Ah, oops. I put the engine on.
Sorry. Come on now, think about the turtles.
The turtles. Turtles never paid my rent.
Oh yeah, anyway.
Make a face, I'm winning.
I'll take it out and see what you can do.
You know?
You know?
Yeah!
I'm a good boy, I'm a dog.
Just move with it, move with it.
Move, move your foot, move your hip.
I'm a king and a meek and laddie.
I choose a slave.
I'm a good boy.
You think she's gonna sound fire?
I hope so. Me too.
Me too. I'll show you climate change.
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