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Five Days, Five Cars
00:05:25
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| So you told me we're going to pick up a car. | |
| Obviously, I've been gone for a month. | |
| I have no idea what car we're getting. | |
| What did you get? Well, I replaced the 765 and the GT4 with my spare ones. | |
| So obviously, I have spare ones. | |
| Okay. And then I bought a Maserati MC20, what, like five days ago, I think? | |
| So it's been ages, bro. | |
| Who likes Maserati? | |
| Not really me, to be honest. | |
| I test drove it. | |
| I wasn't all that impressed. | |
| Well, let's go see it. Five days. | |
| Since I got a new supercar, so I started to feel poor. | |
| Five days, and you've not gotten a new supercar in five days. | |
| Do you know what I mean? Kind of. | |
| So I started to feel a bit broke, so it's nearly been a week. | |
| Oh my gosh. I know, exactly. | |
| It's been five days since I bought a stick of gum. | |
| So I had to take drastic action to make something happen. | |
| Okay, I'm here for it. | |
| Are we going to tear up the streets at least? | |
| Well, it's coming through the winter, so I had to make a sensible decision. | |
| So I decided to get, you know, something four-wheel drive, something calm, something sensible. | |
| Okay. Only 1,000 horsepower. | |
| Only. Only. It'll do. | |
| Hybrid, so it's good for the environment. | |
| Because we are environmentalists now. | |
| Oh, completely, yeah. And Greta and I, we're like this. | |
| So, uh... Let's go check it out. | |
| I think I've done the right thing. Hello, sir. | |
| Hello. How are you? | |
| Fine, and you? Same old. | |
| Nice to meet you. Good evening. | |
| Here she is. Here she is. | |
| My very sensible, hybrid, four-wheel-drive car for the winter, you know? | |
| Yeah. I wonder if I'll ever get the 15 cars the police took from me back. | |
| Because I'm a human trafficker. | |
| I'm fucking balls. I think you should get 16. | |
| One-up them. I mean, I could replace them all tomorrow. | |
| But when are we gonna get the original ones back? | |
| We're gonna find out. This saga's certainly been interesting. | |
| Jail's certainly been an interesting experience. | |
| Anything that's difficult is certainly teaching. | |
| I don't believe that people learn things the easy way. | |
| I think you only learn things the hard way in life. | |
| In life, we all go through life and bad things almost happen all the time and none of us make any changes to our life at all until something bad actually happens. | |
| So, jail was good. | |
| Having all my stuff taken from me was good. | |
| Having all my wealth taken was good. | |
| All my wealth, please. | |
| I apologize. They tried. | |
| But, you know, the lessons were interesting. | |
| Now I just buy all the cars again. | |
| How much is it to replace all the cars? | |
| Nine million? Chump change. | |
| Bang. Buy the diamond watches again. | |
| A few million. Money's not real. | |
| Money's not real, but I'm just wondering if I'll get all my things back. | |
| We'll see one day. Even if you do get it all back, doubles better, always. | |
| Completely, yeah. Yeah. I'll have to find a bigger house to park them on. | |
| I guess. Alright, so we're getting a Ferrari now, because I thought this was the Maserati with the body kit. | |
| No, this is a Ferrari. Maserati's already come, and then I'm installing a body kit and a race exhaust. | |
| That's a way. That'll be back tomorrow, I think. | |
| Okay. But like I said, it had been five days since I bought a new car, so I felt broke, so we got one. | |
| Felt for. 1,000 horsepower? | |
| Electric? Think of the environment, Bailey. | |
| Duh. Do you know what that is? | |
| What? A Ferrari SF90. SF? Super fast? | |
| I don't know. I guess. | |
| It's gotta be. It's gotta stand for something. | |
| It is beautiful. Looks like the Batmobile. | |
| It will be the Batmobile. Because I'm going to Batmobile it out even further. | |
| I'm going to put a carbon body kit on it. | |
| Matte black PPF. It's going to be matte black and tinted windows. | |
| It'll be like the Batmobile. The police are going to assault me and they'll be so angry. | |
| How'd you get another car? We took all your cars. | |
| Why are you in the Batmobile? I thought you were supposed to be in jail. | |
| Why are you Batman? | |
| Ha ha ha ha Pretty Pretty We do a little bit of work on it We're going to make it even more backwards on your list, but it's perfect. | |
| You'll be driving through the mountains late at night. | |
| It'll be a dark night. You'll be driving in your normal car, and then something will overtake you. | |
| You'll be like, what the? What was that? | |
| And it'll be me in this, pitch black. | |
| Yeah. Looks super cozy. | |
| Yeah, it's got race harness for seatbelts, which annoys me. | |
| I want a normal seatbelts. | |
| I don't know if it has normal seatbelts at all. | |
| Oh well. Verano package. | |
| I don't know what that means. Just ordered it. | |
| Carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon. | |
| Every order. You just tick everything on the order box. | |
| Always. Of course. What do you want in your car? | |
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Tick, Tick, Tick
00:01:57
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| Everything. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. | |
| Give me everything. I must have accidentally ticked race harnesses instead of normal seatbelts, but... | |
| That's the price you pay for going fast. | |
| The price you pay for just ticking every box on the fucking configurator, isn't it? | |
| Good to meet you. | |
| Good to meet you. Thank you. | |
| Bye-bye. Bye. The seat back because my legs are so long because I'm so tall and fucking sexy. | |
| Alright, so we're in electric mode because we care about the environment. | |
| See that? Nice electric car. | |
| Nothing crazy. Like you said, good for the environment. | |
| Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what any of these buttons do. | |
| Ah, oops. I put the engine on. | |
| Sorry. Come on now, think about the turtles. | |
| The turtles. Turtles never paid my rent. | |
| Oh yeah, anyway. | |
| Make a face, I'm winning. | |
| I'll take it out and see what you can do. | |
| You know? | |
| You know? | |
| Yeah! | |
| I'm a good boy, I'm a dog. | |
| Just move with it, move with it. | |
| Move, move your foot, move your hip. | |
| I'm a king and a meek and laddie. | |
| I choose a slave. | |
| I'm a good boy. | |
| You think she's gonna sound fire? | |
| I hope so. Me too. | |
| Me too. I'll show you climate change. | |