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Oct. 27, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
10:41
Real Life Mario Kart Massacre | Tate Confidential Ep 193
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You drive past my scheme before you reach Yardy scheme.
My scheme name nitty-gritty.
Ask Yardy. Yardy can tell you.
My scheme, different scheme.
My scheme, guns them up.
We have all kind of things, Mujee.
We have Bertha, we have Cheep Black, we have Rogue, we have Logo, we have 9X, we have 45, we have all type of things, dawg.
We have AK. I'm gonna smoke all of you!
I'm gonna smoke all of you!
It's revenge time on Andrew today.
Without disrespect to anybody, I'm the best driver, I'm gonna win.
Yeah, but what can you do when the TEAM! What if I enter my name as Rory and drive her?
Very so. I'm coming last.
Then Rory loses. I'm female.
I'm going to go try this out and see where it works.
I'm female. Actually, no.
I'm going to be other. Cell phone.
Female. Rory.
It doesn't believe I'm born in 1900.
What? Are you not allowed to be immortal?
Do you know what I mean? What do you identify as?
Other. Top G is concept, which is non-binary.
Spectrum of coolness. So for full speed you have to be on your own?
Yes. You can't race with everyone?
No. We've never done that before.
You can admit it's mine or you can't use it.
You admit the light is mine.
Yeah, can I use the light, please?
It looks very light for my one.
It does. I've got two of these.
He doesn't have two of those, Andrew.
No, no, no. He's made that up.
Yeah, he does. I saw him.
You're a liar and a charlatan.
This entire time I'll take on potential you've been nothing but trying to pretend something you're not.
Yeah. You're a piece of shit.
You're a loser. You cried in jail and you're short.
You cried in jail and you're short.
I was happier in jail than I am here.
Didn't have these cunts around me.
It was great.
That's a relaxing break.
Decaught Hall today.
Decaught Hilton now.
Any predictions for today?
Anything.
Any predictions? I'm an excellent driver and I'm going to be slightly slower than other people because I'm heavier and go-karts matter when you're heavy.
My prediction is, Andrew is fucked.
Because we have a plan as a team.
Team! Team!
I'm going to win. Team!
I'm going to win. I know you like to drive around your fancy McLarens and Porsches and Bugattis, but I am the Mario Kart Champion.
And go-karts are different from your fancy cars.
Yeah, you have a new threat.
We played real life Super Smash Brothers.
And I beat the shit out of you.
You did. And I'll beat the shit out of you in real life Mario Kart.
I live in the real world, friend.
We will see, sir. We will see.
Henry's actually never driven a supercar in his life.
Those are all CGI, the deep fates, AI. He's a charlatan, and a liar, and a fraud.
I fucked up the laser tag yesterday.
I'll be coming behind you, so don't worry.
He's gonna hate me. He's gonna hate me for this.
You put it out of the box.
I'm gonna spin him out.
I'm going to spin him out.
Andrew thinks he's going to be nice and professional and he's just going to have this terrorist on the track.
It's going to be good. Pure chaos.
Pure chaos, bro. I'm just going to rear end him.
I'm going to take him out. It's going to be good.
Good.
Trust me.
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This is why I hate go-karts, because I'm always a couple seconds behind, but I'm fucking 15 kilos heavier.
It's bullshit. Go-karts matter when you're heavy.
If I was 93 kilos, there'd be four or five seconds off that time.
Who's the winner? I won the qualifying.
Rory won this one. Again, another race.
Rory, you said you would win.
Look, I promised you. I'm not one to let people down.
I won the qualifying. Then I wanted to go last to overtake everyone.
So they kept holding me up, overtaking them all.
So now me and Rory have to be for real.
Woo! So Rory and Andrew race off.
Yes. Lean into the barrier.
Like, this guy got hit and it's like, boom!
Helmet went all over the place. I saw that.
Yeah, I did. Sorry, bro.
That was you. Oh my god!
It took me out!
Out! And then I was like, I was in a little spilling and someone else went past me and that was me.
It's done. Alex!
My ribs are fast.
What happened to your ribs?
I banish in Nagel.
But I took five.
The fifth place.
The day record.
That's what we've got to beat. 101.742.
I think I can beat it. So Roy is currently the champion.
In fairness, Andrew started at the back, so I think me and Andrew need to start together and see what happens.
But 101.742 is a good time to beat.
Is that your fastest lap?
Yeah. Alright, best of luck, sir.
Are we going now? Yeah. Yeah.
I didn't lose at all.
I was one of the fastest. What are you doing?
And I'm slightly slower than everyone, because I'm fucking 15 kilos heavier.
It's cheating. These things don't take, the timing doesn't need to take into account the speed difference made in go-karts from being much heavier.
If I was the same weight as Rory, I would have beaten their times.
Absolutely. I believe you.
Every time I go-kart, it's the same.
Oh, Tristan, one second slower.
It's just like, what the fuck?
You are the heaviest. It's bullshit.
You know what that sounds like?
Skill issue. Are you the champ?
The new champ? You guys hit me in the beginning,
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