Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - BATMOBILE BADNESS
Aired: 2023-10-29
Duration: 07:22


=== Five Days, Five Cars (05:25) ===

[00:00:00]  So you told me we're going to pick up a car.
[00:00:01]  Obviously, I've been gone for a month.
[00:00:02]  I have no idea what car we're getting.
[00:00:03]  What did you get? Well, I replaced the 765 and the GT4 with my spare ones.
[00:00:10]  So obviously, I have spare ones.
[00:00:12]  Okay. And then I bought a Maserati MC20, what, like five days ago, I think?
[00:00:17]  So it's been ages, bro.
[00:00:19]  Who likes Maserati?
[00:00:22]  Not really me, to be honest.
[00:00:23]  I test drove it.
[00:00:24]  I wasn't all that impressed.
[00:00:26]  Well, let's go see it. Five days.
[00:00:30]  Since I got a new supercar, so I started to feel poor.
[00:00:33]  Five days, and you've not gotten a new supercar in five days.
[00:00:37]  Do you know what I mean? Kind of.
[00:00:39]  So I started to feel a bit broke, so it's nearly been a week.
[00:00:42]  Oh my gosh. I know, exactly.
[00:00:44]  It's been five days since I bought a stick of gum.
[00:00:48]  So I had to take drastic action to make something happen.
[00:00:52]  Okay, I'm here for it.
[00:00:54]  Are we going to tear up the streets at least?
[00:00:57]  Well, it's coming through the winter, so I had to make a sensible decision.
[00:00:59]  So I decided to get, you know, something four-wheel drive, something calm, something sensible.
[00:01:07]  Okay. Only 1,000 horsepower.
[00:01:09]  Only. Only. It'll do.
[00:01:12]  Hybrid, so it's good for the environment.
[00:01:15]  Because we are environmentalists now.
[00:01:16]  Oh, completely, yeah. And Greta and I, we're like this.
[00:01:20]  So, uh... Let's go check it out.
[00:01:22]  I think I've done the right thing. Hello, sir.
[00:01:26]  Hello. How are you?
[00:01:28]  Fine, and you? Same old.
[00:01:30]  Nice to meet you. Good evening.
[00:01:35]  Here she is. Here she is.
[00:01:38]  My very sensible, hybrid, four-wheel-drive car for the winter, you know?
[00:01:44]  Yeah. I wonder if I'll ever get the 15 cars the police took from me back.
[00:01:52]  Because I'm a human trafficker.
[00:01:54]  I'm fucking balls. I think you should get 16.
[00:01:56]  One-up them. I mean, I could replace them all tomorrow.
[00:02:02]  But when are we gonna get the original ones back?
[00:02:04]  We're gonna find out. This saga's certainly been interesting.
[00:02:08]  Jail's certainly been an interesting experience.
[00:02:11]  Anything that's difficult is certainly teaching.
[00:02:15]  I don't believe that people learn things the easy way.
[00:02:17]  I think you only learn things the hard way in life.
[00:02:20]  In life, we all go through life and bad things almost happen all the time and none of us make any changes to our life at all until something bad actually happens.
[00:02:29]  So, jail was good.
[00:02:31]  Having all my stuff taken from me was good.
[00:02:32]  Having all my wealth taken was good.
[00:02:34]  All my wealth, please.
[00:02:36]  I apologize. They tried.
[00:02:38]  But, you know, the lessons were interesting.
[00:02:42]  Now I just buy all the cars again.
[00:02:44]  How much is it to replace all the cars?
[00:02:45]  Nine million? Chump change.
[00:02:47]  Bang. Buy the diamond watches again.
[00:02:49]  A few million. Money's not real.
[00:02:52]  Money's not real, but I'm just wondering if I'll get all my things back.
[00:02:54]  We'll see one day. Even if you do get it all back, doubles better, always.
[00:03:00]  Completely, yeah. Yeah. I'll have to find a bigger house to park them on.
[00:03:05]  I guess. Alright, so we're getting a Ferrari now, because I thought this was the Maserati with the body kit.
[00:03:11]  No, this is a Ferrari. Maserati's already come, and then I'm installing a body kit and a race exhaust.
[00:03:14]  That's a way. That'll be back tomorrow, I think.
[00:03:16]  Okay. But like I said, it had been five days since I bought a new car, so I felt broke, so we got one.
[00:03:22]  Felt for. 1,000 horsepower?
[00:03:24]  Electric? Think of the environment, Bailey.
[00:03:28]  Duh. Do you know what that is?
[00:03:30]  What? A Ferrari SF90. SF? Super fast?
[00:03:35]  I don't know. I guess.
[00:03:37]  It's gotta be. It's gotta stand for something.
[00:03:43]  It is beautiful. Looks like the Batmobile.
[00:03:45]  It will be the Batmobile. Because I'm going to Batmobile it out even further.
[00:03:49]  I'm going to put a carbon body kit on it.
[00:03:51]  Matte black PPF. It's going to be matte black and tinted windows.
[00:03:53]  It'll be like the Batmobile. The police are going to assault me and they'll be so angry.
[00:03:56]  How'd you get another car? We took all your cars.
[00:03:57]  Why are you in the Batmobile? I thought you were supposed to be in jail.
[00:03:58]  Why are you Batman?
[00:04:00]  Ha ha ha ha Pretty Pretty We do a little bit of work on it We're going to make it even more backwards on your list, but it's perfect.
[00:04:30]  You'll be driving through the mountains late at night.
[00:04:32]  It'll be a dark night. You'll be driving in your normal car, and then something will overtake you.
[00:04:37]  You'll be like, what the? What was that?
[00:04:39]  And it'll be me in this, pitch black.
[00:04:41]  Yeah. Looks super cozy.
[00:05:01]  Yeah, it's got race harness for seatbelts, which annoys me.
[00:05:04]  I want a normal seatbelts.
[00:05:05]  I don't know if it has normal seatbelts at all.
[00:05:10]  Oh well. Verano package.
[00:05:15]  I don't know what that means. Just ordered it.
[00:05:18]  Carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon.
[00:05:20]  Every order. You just tick everything on the order box.
[00:05:21]  Always. Of course. What do you want in your car?

=== Tick, Tick, Tick (01:57) ===

[00:05:25]  Everything. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
[00:05:26]  Give me everything. I must have accidentally ticked race harnesses instead of normal seatbelts, but...
[00:05:31]  That's the price you pay for going fast.
[00:05:35]  The price you pay for just ticking every box on the fucking configurator, isn't it?
[00:05:40]  Good to meet you.
[00:05:43]  Good to meet you. Thank you.
[00:05:45]  Bye-bye. Bye. The seat back because my legs are so long because I'm so tall and fucking sexy.
[00:05:53]  Alright, so we're in electric mode because we care about the environment.
[00:05:57]  See that? Nice electric car.
[00:06:01]  Nothing crazy. Like you said, good for the environment.
[00:06:06]  Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what any of these buttons do.
[00:06:12]  Ah, oops. I put the engine on.
[00:06:14]  Sorry. Come on now, think about the turtles.
[00:06:22]  The turtles. Turtles never paid my rent.
[00:06:27]  Oh yeah, anyway.
[00:06:29]  Make a face, I'm winning.
[00:06:31]  I'll take it out and see what you can do.
[00:06:33]  You know?
[00:06:51]  You know?
[00:06:53]  Yeah!
[00:07:01]  I'm a good boy, I'm a dog.
[00:07:03]  Just move with it, move with it.
[00:07:05]  Move, move your foot, move your hip.
[00:07:07]  I'm a king and a meek and laddie.
[00:07:09]  I choose a slave.
[00:07:11]  I'm a good boy.
[00:07:12]  You think she's gonna sound fire?
[00:07:14]  I hope so. Me too.
[00:07:17]  Me too. I'll show you climate change.