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June 20, 2023 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Tate and the Lizard People Part 1 | Tate Confidential Ep 179
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I've called you here for a very important reason.
There's been questions about you, online.
Thank you.
People are wondering, you know, what's actually behind the top G persona?
Who is Andrew Tate underneath it all?
And as your brother who's lived with you for 34 years, I've decided to do some investigations on my own and I'm beginning to have suspicions.
You're very influential nowadays, true or false?
Millions and millions of impressions every single day all over the internet.
Everyone's watching. Everyone knows who you are.
So I've been looking at your climb in influence over the world.
And I've come to a conclusion.
You're caught, firstly.
You got that cough from the universe, the talking shit.
No. No, no, no. It's because I didn't dilute my shisha with a cigarette.
Sorry. I need to...
Strengthen my lungs.
Okay. So I'm having a suspicious about you, and you know, Andrew, if I'm right, you shouldn't really come out to me sooner and be honest about who you really are.
Because I'm beginning to think that you're one of the lizard men.
The lizard men who secretly control the world and influence everybody.
I have promised our fans on Twitter that I am going to investigate truly whether you are or are not a lizard man.
I'm not going to lie.
I've seen clues.
I'm getting suspicious.
I was locked in jail for three months.
Half of which I was locked in a room about the size of a bathroom.
And I've been locked in a house You need to think, what if the tattoo isn't the scales on your arm, but all of the human-colored flesh that isn't the tattoo?
That is possible.
That you've humified your skin via tattoo, but you left lizard man clues on your right arm.
Do you have scales on your right arm or not?
Let me just first of all start there.
Yes or no? Is your right arm permanently green with scales in some parts?
Yes or no? Because that's a red flag, Andrew.
I heard the conspiracy that you might be one of the lizard men.
My own brother.
And here I am feeding you pull the wool over my eyes.
You scaly, slimy piece of shit.
I'm on to you, mate. And I'm going to expose you to the fucking world.
Okay, so the theory that evil lizard people rule Earth, and you're saying because I'm so influential, I have to run the lizard people.
That's what you believe. Yes, that is currently, that is my working theory right now.
Is the world round? I think the world is flat, and Antarctica is an ice wall with lands beyond it.
Where you and your lizard friends secretly control the world from.
If the world is flat, how come it's the globe when we take pictures from space?
Oh, space is fake. You don't know?
You don't know space is fake.
If I catch you being a fucking lizard, I swear to God, I'm gonna buy a giant cat to come and hunt your lizard ass down.
Are there any insects in this room?
That's the camera guy. Baby, do you see any insects in this room?
No, no flies, no mosquitoes.
Suspicious, right? It's spring in Europe.
Why are there no insects here?
Maybe someone has been eating them.
Someone with scales on their right arm?
Can you pull his right arm, please?
Why are there scales there?
I promise, along with every other Federal authority, which is currently investigating me, to fully comply with your investigation, answer any and all questions, and prove my innocence.
I think you're a fucking loser, mate.
We're gonna see.
I'm gonna prove it.
Good morning, brother. How are you feeling?
You having a good day?
BANG!
you you Well, are you okay? Fine.
How are you feeling? Good? Nothing's upset you, no?
You're not upset about anything.
No. You seem upset.
What is it? Is it the shoes?
How upset are you on a scale of one to ten by my footwear?
Are you offended in any way?
No. I think you might be.
You look mad at me.
I just woke up. And I think it might be the shoes.
Is it the choice of outfit?
Is it the training shorts with these particular shoes?
No, it's the fact you pull on the emergency meeting alarm three minutes ago and woke me up from bed.
Or is it the material? Lizard skin.
On these days, someone's going to turn you into a fucking pair of shoes, you sneaky lizard cunt.
I know the shoes are annoying you.
I'm getting to them. You'll crack.
Don't worry. Who told you to do that?
You got a robot?
Who told you to do that?
Tristan? Go get him.
Go get Tristan. What do you mean go?
Go get Tristan.
Why not? You'll hit daddy, but you won't hit Tristan.
Why? Oh, so you don't want to hit Tristan.
Great. He's your favorite.
Uncle Tristan can't be hit, right?
Put your mask on.
Be super...
No? You want to keep it up?
Yeah, superhero too.
Did you know that your dad is a superhero too?
Do you know how I'm a superhero?
Lizard man.
I'm such a little girl.
I'm such a little girl.
Are you half lizard?
I'll give you a pass for this, sir.
No, it isn't.
No? So daddy's not a lizard, no?
I think daddy is a lizard.
Isn't he? Yeah.
Yeah? Confirmation.
The lizard offspring.
22nd of November, 1963.
1963, 22nd of November.
Quick, where have you been? Where were you?
I didn't exist. So you can't explain your whereabouts?
No, I can't. I didn't exist.
I didn't have whereabouts.
I'm just saying, that's real convenient that you can't tell me exactly where you were.
What was the date again? Known the grassy knoll, were you?
JFK. Oh, so you do know it.
I know what? Why did you just say JFK again?
Because I know grassy knoll.
Now, you're a world-traveled man.
You've been around the world, I know. China.
Yeah, Russia. China.
Have you ever been to Antarctica?
Have you?
I'll just say, you tell everyone the intent.
You've been around the world, you've been everywhere.
How was Antarctica?
Did you enjoy it there?
In having the interior of her for the last 6,000 years?
Yeah! Do you have any knowledge as to how the pyramids were built?
I have been in this room all day.
First hand knowledge.
Yes or no? I've been in this room all day.
I have managed to smoke 3,000 euros of the finest cigars on earth.
Okay? None of them. Because all you do is accuse me of conspiracy theories on repeat.
Different ones. I am not a lizard person.
I'm not one of the most influential men on Earth.
I understand it now.
It's run by lizard people.
I'm currently running Earth. I'm the most influential man on the internet.
But I promise, I am not a lizard man.
Okay? And you're not trying to turn the frogs down.
What interest do you have on the sexual orientation of frogs?
That's a strange way to tell me you love me.
That's a strange way to tell me you love me.
You know, you're putting up a cold wall. Cold.
Reptilian. Refusing to answer my question.
Why do we have a Nintendo?
Tristan, I haven't played video games in maybe ten years.
Because it's Mario Kart. And why are we playing on a quarter of a million dollars?
Look how big this TV is.
Look at this. Is this the way it is?
I don't even know who these people are.
Which one am I? Which thing on bottom left?
Yeah.
Bowser?
I'll be Larry.
One of Bowser's minions.
Yeah, how do I choose a Larry?
Who is in fact a reptile.
I love the concentration.
Bye!
I'm enraged. It's not concentration, it's pure anger.
Why? Because the shit I'm good at, I just hurt my enemies, and now they're all like...
overtaking me and shit.
What the fuck is this bullshit?
Let me punch them in the face.
We're sparring tomorrow, baby, and we're gonna pay the ultimate price.
You make sure of it.
The ultimate price.
So gaming got more shit in the 20 years since I've played games.
Bailey, what exactly is your excuse for this?
What exactly is your excuse?
Register a Nintendo account.
Register a PayPal account.
Link them together. Buy vouchers.
Enter the voucher code. I fucked around for half an hour to get a game and I'm waiting for 45 minutes for it to fucking download.
When you were out, why didn't you just buy all the fucking cartridges of all the games you wanted to play?
Like we used to back in the old school.
Twenty years later since I played a fucking video game and they've become worse.
The fuck am I waiting for?
I just was trying to do something nice for you.
Explain this to me. Nice?
12 minutes of my life I'm about to waste.
You can just leave the camera rolling and just show me sitting here completely unproductive for the next 12 minutes.
Unforgivable. This is the worst thing that's ever been done to me, Bailey.
This year, of all the trials and tribulations I've been through, this 12 minutes are by far the worst thing and you are responsible.
You know who complains about download speeds?
Who? Lizard people.
I think he got you a tea.
He might be a lizard.
I'm not a lizard. Hey, don't try and turn this around on me.
Twist in the story. Don't try and turn this around on me.
Tristan's actually one of the lizard people.
No, no, no. You are. Don't try to take your lizard-y ways and flip this around on me.
Just because I'm onto you. I'm getting close to the truth.
I'm close to the breakthrough. I think you're a lizard.
I think you're a fucking lizard.
I think you're a fucking lizard. I'm sure you're a lizard.
I am certain. That you are a lizard.
I swear on my life that you're a lizard.
I like it!
Get fucked!
Nice cheap win.
Fuck you. At least Bayley lost.
Fuck Bayley. Alright.
Fuck! One each.
Now I've got to play one more. Best.3's me.
Are we done? Best.3?
We're talking about. Oh, one more.
Last, last game. That was cheating.
That's a patient cheat. Wow!
Because I had ten Pokemon on the screen.
What do you mean? That was fair.
Want one more? Let's go.
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