Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - Tate and the Lizard People Part 1 | Tate Confidential Ep 179
Aired: 2023-06-20
Duration: 14:05


=== Suspicious Climb in Influence (06:39) ===

[00:00:00]  I've called you here for a very important reason.
[00:00:07]  There's been questions about you, online.
[00:00:13]  Thank you.
[00:00:14]  People are wondering, you know, what's actually behind the top G persona?
[00:00:19]  Who is Andrew Tate underneath it all?
[00:00:22]  And as your brother who's lived with you for 34 years, I've decided to do some investigations on my own and I'm beginning to have suspicions.
[00:00:31]  You're very influential nowadays, true or false?
[00:00:35]  Millions and millions of impressions every single day all over the internet.
[00:00:39]  Everyone's watching. Everyone knows who you are.
[00:00:41]  So I've been looking at your climb in influence over the world.
[00:00:51]  And I've come to a conclusion.
[00:00:53]  You're caught, firstly.
[00:00:56]  You got that cough from the universe, the talking shit.
[00:01:00]  No. No, no, no. It's because I didn't dilute my shisha with a cigarette.
[00:01:04]  Sorry. I need to...
[00:01:06]  Strengthen my lungs.
[00:01:10]  Okay. So I'm having a suspicious about you, and you know, Andrew, if I'm right, you shouldn't really come out to me sooner and be honest about who you really are.
[00:01:22]  Because I'm beginning to think that you're one of the lizard men.
[00:01:51]  The lizard men who secretly control the world and influence everybody.
[00:01:55]  I have promised our fans on Twitter that I am going to investigate truly whether you are or are not a lizard man.
[00:02:07]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:02:08]  I've seen clues.
[00:02:10]  I'm getting suspicious.
[00:02:14]  I was locked in jail for three months.
[00:02:17]  Half of which I was locked in a room about the size of a bathroom.
[00:02:20]  And I've been locked in a house You need to think, what if the tattoo isn't the scales on your arm, but all of the human-colored flesh that isn't the tattoo?
[00:02:39]  That is possible.
[00:02:42]  That you've humified your skin via tattoo, but you left lizard man clues on your right arm.
[00:02:53]  Do you have scales on your right arm or not?
[00:02:56]  Let me just first of all start there.
[00:02:58]  Yes or no? Is your right arm permanently green with scales in some parts?
[00:03:05]  Yes or no? Because that's a red flag, Andrew.
[00:03:09]  I heard the conspiracy that you might be one of the lizard men.
[00:03:13]  My own brother.
[00:03:15]  And here I am feeding you pull the wool over my eyes.
[00:03:19]  You scaly, slimy piece of shit.
[00:03:25]  I'm on to you, mate. And I'm going to expose you to the fucking world.
[00:03:29]  Okay, so the theory that evil lizard people rule Earth, and you're saying because I'm so influential, I have to run the lizard people.
[00:03:36]  That's what you believe. Yes, that is currently, that is my working theory right now.
[00:03:43]  Is the world round? I think the world is flat, and Antarctica is an ice wall with lands beyond it.
[00:03:52]  Where you and your lizard friends secretly control the world from.
[00:03:57]  If the world is flat, how come it's the globe when we take pictures from space?
[00:04:00]  Oh, space is fake. You don't know?
[00:04:02]  You don't know space is fake.
[00:04:07]  If I catch you being a fucking lizard, I swear to God, I'm gonna buy a giant cat to come and hunt your lizard ass down.
[00:04:16]  Are there any insects in this room?
[00:04:18]  That's the camera guy. Baby, do you see any insects in this room?
[00:04:21]  No, no flies, no mosquitoes.
[00:04:23]  Suspicious, right? It's spring in Europe.
[00:04:25]  Why are there no insects here?
[00:04:27]  Maybe someone has been eating them.
[00:04:32]  Someone with scales on their right arm?
[00:04:35]  Can you pull his right arm, please?
[00:04:38]  Why are there scales there?
[00:04:42]  I promise, along with every other Federal authority, which is currently investigating me, to fully comply with your investigation, answer any and all questions, and prove my innocence.
[00:04:54]  I think you're a fucking loser, mate.
[00:04:55]  We're gonna see.
[00:04:56]  I'm gonna prove it.
[00:04:58]  Good morning, brother. How are you feeling?
[00:05:07]  You having a good day?
[00:05:11]  BANG!
[00:05:12]  you you Well, are you okay? Fine.
[00:05:19]  How are you feeling? Good? Nothing's upset you, no?
[00:05:24]  You're not upset about anything.
[00:05:27]  No. You seem upset.
[00:05:31]  What is it? Is it the shoes?
[00:05:36]  How upset are you on a scale of one to ten by my footwear?
[00:05:40]  Are you offended in any way?
[00:05:43]  No. I think you might be.
[00:05:46]  You look mad at me.
[00:05:47]  I just woke up. And I think it might be the shoes.
[00:05:51]  Is it the choice of outfit?
[00:05:52]  Is it the training shorts with these particular shoes?
[00:05:55]  No, it's the fact you pull on the emergency meeting alarm three minutes ago and woke me up from bed.
[00:05:59]  Or is it the material? Lizard skin.
[00:06:05]  On these days, someone's going to turn you into a fucking pair of shoes, you sneaky lizard cunt.
[00:06:09]  I know the shoes are annoying you.
[00:06:13]  I'm getting to them. You'll crack.
[00:06:16]  Don't worry. Who told you to do that?
[00:06:23]  You got a robot?
[00:06:26]  Who told you to do that?
[00:06:31]  Tristan? Go get him.
[00:06:34]  Go get Tristan. What do you mean go?
[00:06:37]  Go get Tristan.

=== Cannot Explain Superhero (02:23) ===

[00:06:39]  Why not? You'll hit daddy, but you won't hit Tristan.
[00:06:45]  Why? Oh, so you don't want to hit Tristan.
[00:06:51]  Great. He's your favorite.
[00:06:53]  Uncle Tristan can't be hit, right?
[00:06:57]  Put your mask on.
[00:07:00]  Be super...
[00:07:02]  No? You want to keep it up?
[00:07:06]  Yeah, superhero too.
[00:07:08]  Did you know that your dad is a superhero too?
[00:07:10]  Do you know how I'm a superhero?
[00:07:12]  Lizard man.
[00:07:14]  I'm such a little girl.
[00:07:16]  I'm such a little girl.
[00:07:18]  Are you half lizard?
[00:07:20]  I'll give you a pass for this, sir.
[00:07:21]  No, it isn't.
[00:07:23]  No? So daddy's not a lizard, no?
[00:07:26]  I think daddy is a lizard.
[00:07:28]  Isn't he? Yeah.
[00:07:30]  Yeah? Confirmation.
[00:07:34]  The lizard offspring.
[00:07:37]  22nd of November, 1963.
[00:07:41]  1963, 22nd of November.
[00:07:44]  Quick, where have you been? Where were you?
[00:07:47]  I didn't exist. So you can't explain your whereabouts?
[00:07:51]  No, I can't. I didn't exist.
[00:07:52]  I didn't have whereabouts.
[00:07:56]  I'm just saying, that's real convenient that you can't tell me exactly where you were.
[00:08:00]  What was the date again? Known the grassy knoll, were you?
[00:08:04]  JFK. Oh, so you do know it.
[00:08:07]  I know what? Why did you just say JFK again?
[00:08:10]  Because I know grassy knoll.
[00:08:12]  Now, you're a world-traveled man.
[00:08:15]  You've been around the world, I know. China.
[00:08:17]  Yeah, Russia. China.
[00:08:19]  Have you ever been to Antarctica?
[00:08:21]  Have you?
[00:08:27]  I'll just say, you tell everyone the intent.
[00:08:30]  You've been around the world, you've been everywhere.
[00:08:32]  How was Antarctica?
[00:08:36]  Did you enjoy it there?
[00:08:39]  In having the interior of her for the last 6,000 years?
[00:08:47]  Yeah! Do you have any knowledge as to how the pyramids were built?
[00:08:52]  I have been in this room all day.
[00:08:54]  First hand knowledge.
[00:08:55]  Yes or no? I've been in this room all day.
[00:08:58]  I have managed to smoke 3,000 euros of the finest cigars on earth.

=== I'm Sure You're Lizard (05:01) ===

[00:09:03]  Okay? None of them. Because all you do is accuse me of conspiracy theories on repeat.
[00:09:09]  Different ones. I am not a lizard person.
[00:09:13]  I'm not one of the most influential men on Earth.
[00:09:14]  I understand it now.
[00:09:16]  It's run by lizard people.
[00:09:18]  I'm currently running Earth. I'm the most influential man on the internet.
[00:09:20]  But I promise, I am not a lizard man.
[00:09:22]  Okay? And you're not trying to turn the frogs down.
[00:09:27]  What interest do you have on the sexual orientation of frogs?
[00:09:31]  That's a strange way to tell me you love me.
[00:09:34]  That's a strange way to tell me you love me.
[00:09:37]  You know, you're putting up a cold wall. Cold.
[00:09:40]  Reptilian. Refusing to answer my question.
[00:09:43]  Why do we have a Nintendo?
[00:09:44]  Tristan, I haven't played video games in maybe ten years.
[00:09:46]  Because it's Mario Kart. And why are we playing on a quarter of a million dollars?
[00:09:50]  Look how big this TV is.
[00:09:51]  Look at this. Is this the way it is?
[00:09:56]  I don't even know who these people are.
[00:09:58]  Which one am I? Which thing on bottom left?
[00:10:01]  Yeah.
[00:10:01]  Bowser?
[00:10:05]  I'll be Larry.
[00:10:12]  One of Bowser's minions.
[00:10:14]  Yeah, how do I choose a Larry?
[00:10:15]  Who is in fact a reptile.
[00:10:22]  I love the concentration.
[00:10:40]  Bye!
[00:10:43]  I'm enraged. It's not concentration, it's pure anger.
[00:10:47]  Why? Because the shit I'm good at, I just hurt my enemies, and now they're all like...
[00:10:53]  overtaking me and shit.
[00:10:55]  What the fuck is this bullshit?
[00:10:56]  Let me punch them in the face.
[00:10:59]  We're sparring tomorrow, baby, and we're gonna pay the ultimate price.
[00:11:01]  You make sure of it.
[00:11:03]  The ultimate price.
[00:11:05]  So gaming got more shit in the 20 years since I've played games.
[00:11:16]  Bailey, what exactly is your excuse for this?
[00:11:19]  What exactly is your excuse?
[00:11:21]  Register a Nintendo account.
[00:11:22]  Register a PayPal account.
[00:11:24]  Link them together. Buy vouchers.
[00:11:26]  Enter the voucher code. I fucked around for half an hour to get a game and I'm waiting for 45 minutes for it to fucking download.
[00:11:33]  When you were out, why didn't you just buy all the fucking cartridges of all the games you wanted to play?
[00:11:37]  Like we used to back in the old school.
[00:11:39]  Twenty years later since I played a fucking video game and they've become worse.
[00:11:42]  The fuck am I waiting for?
[00:11:45]  I just was trying to do something nice for you.
[00:11:47]  Explain this to me. Nice?
[00:11:49]  12 minutes of my life I'm about to waste.
[00:11:52]  You can just leave the camera rolling and just show me sitting here completely unproductive for the next 12 minutes.
[00:11:58]  Unforgivable. This is the worst thing that's ever been done to me, Bailey.
[00:12:01]  This year, of all the trials and tribulations I've been through, this 12 minutes are by far the worst thing and you are responsible.
[00:12:09]  You know who complains about download speeds?
[00:12:10]  Who? Lizard people.
[00:12:12]  I think he got you a tea.
[00:12:18]  He might be a lizard.
[00:12:20]  I'm not a lizard. Hey, don't try and turn this around on me.
[00:12:22]  Twist in the story. Don't try and turn this around on me.
[00:12:24]  Tristan's actually one of the lizard people.
[00:12:27]  No, no, no. You are. Don't try to take your lizard-y ways and flip this around on me.
[00:12:34]  Just because I'm onto you. I'm getting close to the truth.
[00:12:36]  I'm close to the breakthrough. I think you're a lizard.
[00:12:39]  I think you're a fucking lizard.
[00:12:40]  I think you're a fucking lizard. I'm sure you're a lizard.
[00:12:42]  I am certain. That you are a lizard.
[00:12:45]  I swear on my life that you're a lizard.
[00:12:49]  I like it!
[00:12:59]  Get fucked!
[00:13:07]  Nice cheap win.
[00:13:09]  Fuck you. At least Bayley lost.
[00:13:15]  Fuck Bayley. Alright.
[00:13:19]  Fuck! One each.
[00:13:20]  Now I've got to play one more. Best.3's me.
[00:13:42]  Are we done? Best.3?
[00:13:44]  We're talking about. Oh, one more.
[00:13:46]  Last, last game. That was cheating.
[00:13:56]  That's a patient cheat. Wow!
[00:13:58]  Because I had ten Pokemon on the screen.
[00:14:00]  What do you mean? That was fair.
[00:14:03]  Want one more? Let's go.