Tate's secret health trick | Tate Confidential Ep 178
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What?
using the notice pieces.
Alright...
Not bad, not bad.
Alright...
There baby!
Ha! Shotgun! Hop, hop!
Hop, hop!
I'm glad to be here, I'm glad to be around.
C'est qui me fait tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, me fait tourner dans la vie de vide, de vide, tourner, tourner dans la vie, tourner dans la vie de vide, me fait tourner.
I've been internet shopping for ages.
Peace.
And I've bought everything.
I've bought everything. I've bought things for girls.
There's no girl who deserves it, but they're just beautiful items.
Shoes and diamond APs and handbags.
I've bought myself loads of stuff.
There's nothing to buy.
I've spent a million dollars on mine on board.
Yesterday I bought a 1972 gold Cartier vintage cigarette lighter.
Because we're stuck on house arrest.
And you know the worst thing? We can't spend more money than we make from our house.
Hmm. Got conundrum.
What was our biggest impulse purchase ever?
Impulse? In terms of like, see it, buy it.
Yeah. World Wars. Was it the World Wars?
That was our biggest. We walked past the window and we were signing papers ten minutes later.
That was $500,000.
Everything else we at least thought about it, thought I want this, should we buy it?
We were walking down the street on our way to get coffee.
The world's best coffee.
Is it really the best?
I'm super excited.
It's wonderful.
It just might be the world's best coffee.
Car. Smarr.
Car smarr. Audi's Audi.
Although they are super expensive.
You have every other car. What else are you gonna fucking buy?
You have every other...
Not for Rolls-Royce?
No. What?
Rolls-Royce. No.
You can't just buy Rolls.
Not a problem. Not a problem, my friend.
Cheers. Thank you very much.
And I hope one day we have another drink and book a rest.
We're waiting for you. We're waiting for you.
We said an impulse text message.
A, B, or C? A. A. A for Aston.
Fine. Luca, Aston Martin.
What was BNC?
Good question.
See I think it'll buy another car.
That's not really the new one.
Unless it's shit. We'll see.
I don't think we'll end up buying another car.
We really don't need another car.
Keep going.
Hello, how are you? I'm fine, and you?
Wonderful, as always.
Can you be good? Yeah.
Just fine. Perfect.
So yeah, thank you very much for your time.
Thank you very much for your inquiry about the three cars.
I think at the moment we are at three.
Malala, DB12 and DBS Superlegger.
Sure. I shared my display with you. Already. We are starting with the VV12.
Yeah so I've watched a little bit about this online.
Obviously it's not as fast as the DBS though is it? It's quite similar yeah but also Vanquish is in it, V12 Vantage. So I think we have a car which is made out of the best ones from S to Model right now. It's V8 right? It's a V8 yeah.
Alright then we are finished. I'll show you a video again.
I had to find some time to drive all these cars.
Yeah. Just buy them and they just sit stationary.
All the cars are going to have to move it for me.
Because what happens if you step out?
They put me back in jail.
The steering is hard.
Oh, okay.
The food is best.
People always ask me about health foods and supplements.
Tristan, what supplements do you take?
You're built like a tank. I know.
But there's one affordable tip I have for everybody at home for staying in great shape.
That's plenty of vitamin C. By vitamin C, of course, I'm talking about caviar.
Now, caviar fits about anybody's budget.
A tin like this should cost you no more than $1,000.
Five or six spoonfuls of this per day is my secret for unlimited power.
Tristan was right.
Garlic bake rolls and caviar.
So when you're from the street, you've got the garlic bake rolls.
Then you get rich and buy loads of caviar all the time because it costs lots of money.
You eat it while you have a massage in your mansion while in house arrest for crimes you didn't commit because you've conquered the world So it's a good combo. I mean in.
I'm out.
Scald's plan. Took me from the bake roll of life to the caviar of life.
Gave me a mansion.
Then made me super famous and influential.
That made the Matrix attack me, so I can win.
Peace.
Package here.
My fan.
I get sent presents quite often, to be honest.
Probably once a day, I get a person.
It's nice, you know?
It's good to know that my sacrifices, sacrificing my life to combat the Matrix is appreciated.
So, uh, let's see what's in today's package, shall we?
Let's make it work. Ah, I need a knife.
Where can I find a knife?
Do you have a knife on you? You have a knowledge that arms lean throughout the whole house.
I do, don't I? You're right.
That's exactly what I have.
This is a big deal.
I should have another one somewhere.
A little bit more manageable.
What kind of man does not have weapons within arm's length and every share of the costly fits on?
It's on.
Think about it. Every chair you sit on in your house, you should have a weapon within arm's length.
Everyone should know this is unscripted.
I've never seen those knives before in my life.
But it's true! Think of your chair you're on most often in your house.
How long would it take you to get a weapon?
What, go downstairs? What's wrong with you people?
People think I'm crazy, I think everyone else is crazy.
Why wouldn't I have knives everywhere?
Alright, what do we have here?
I need my tripod, hold on a minute.
Andrew, read me when you have some time.
Should we read this first? Let's read this.
Let's see. Hi, Andrew.
Tristan, thank you for working my clothes into one of your videos.
Didn't know I did that. Post a speech on Twitter.
This service is clothes. Life-changing.
Keep them life-changing. I don't read apps.
It's my personal. Much love and respect.
All right, so some clothes.
Supposedly they've been working to a video, so maybe he's taking something before this guy.
He's prepared them for the Romanian Postal Service, which is a good thing, because you know what?
The number of times, maybe about five or six times, I've ordered designer clothes, and...
They steal the clothes at the box, and the box comes in.