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Sept. 14, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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TATE GETS ARRESTED IN THE MOUNTAINS | Tate Confidential Ep 156
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Why did you fucking shoot me?
Look. I had fucking dinner last night.
Fucking breakfast this morning.
Now I really want to have...
I don't know if I like you anymore.
I got you. Alright.
Tristan, what are you buying? Crossbows.
Why are you buying crossbows? To assassinate Marcel.
I bought you a present. Oh, thanks, mate.
Everywhere we go is an Irish pub.
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Everywhere we go, we go bring that sign.
Exactly. Yeah, because everywhere is an Irish pub.
The hotel lobby, everywhere.
Yeah, exactly. Nice. We'll get some Guinnesses and drink in the Irish pub tonight, yeah?
Good. Why did you fucking shoot me?
Look, I was practicing.
I've got to assassinate Marcel.
I'm sick of him. So you went and bought crossbows and swords?
Yeah. The crossbow to get him, and if he wants to fight afterwards...
Yeah. Wood would hurt.
That would hurt as well. Yeah.
Actually, I could probably kill some of these if I really wanted to.
Up through their head.
Yeah. I think that's the move, isn't it?
We sharpen the wood, and then we stick it straight into Marcel.
yeah i'll use the crossbar on luke uh
so the french are after us again They got us again, Morse.
Round two. Round two, bro.
Round two.
But to be fair, we weren't even speeding.
So, round two. Tristan, what are you doing?
Can't you see what I'm doing? Well, yeah, I can see what you're doing, but that's...
You can't... You can't shoot me now.
You can't sharpen the fucking dagger and shoot it off the crossbow.
There was a cork on it for that reason.
All right, you can't shoot me now.
Now we're talking. Don't say that.
Do you admit it?
Admit... Alright, I admit it.
I admit everything.
Don't shoot me with that.
What's up? Why is that there?
What? That sign.
You coming in? What do you mean coming in?
We're at the bar. He is actually Irish as well.
Yeah, he's Irish. I'm Irish.
You got the swords.
It's not an Irish pub. What do you mean?
I'm not talking to you anymore, Rory.
It is an Irish pub. It's weird.
They think we were speeding. It's weird.
It's super weird. I know.
It's weird. I don't know where they came up with it.
Wait a second.
Andrew might be fucking right. There might be no such thing as fucking eggs.
You tried to order me eggs on the menu and this is common.
And they're trying to pretend this is eggs?
I just don't believe it. It just doesn't make sense.
How can eggs be real?
Eggs ain't real, yeah? Okay.
We need to agree eggs ain't real so I can go.
Eggs aren't real. Okay, well.
Looks like we came to an agreement, my friend.
Thank you very much. One more minute.
We're there. We're done. Bro, he just signed on the dotted line.
Eggs ain't real. Yeah.
Bro. Bro.
You know what? We've been saying eggs for like...
Bro, big egg.
Cat dance.
That doesn't- But you can't do that.
I can't do that. I actually can't.
Ladies and gentlemen, I will admit I cannot do that.
You know who can though? Mr.
Goon? Because Mr.
Mr. Goon never fails.
So Justin's moving to France.
I'm moving to France. I fell in love.
Love. He's moving to France.
Baby! Did you see?
Did you get the picture of us in love? Yeah, I did get the picture.
I think she thought when I went to turn her around for the prom picture that I was going to stick my...
Yeah, yeah. She doesn't realize you're a classy dude.
Get the French and the English more straight away.
So you're moving to France? I'm moving to France.
I'm in love. I love you.
You're staying here. Look, she smiled.
Look how happy we are. It's true.
The happy couple. I'm going to break her heart.
Shit. You're leaving, aren't you?
I am leaving. As soon as this ticket gets paid, get the fuck out of here.
Damn. But in the meantime, my lives will fall in love.
By the way, Justin, did you know that this is because the eggs aren't real?
It's the egg conspiracy. Egg conspiracy.
It's a big egg. It's a big egg.
So you know eggs? Yeah, yeah, eggs.
Yeah, no, no, that's a psyop.
Eggs aren't real. Eggs aren't real, what do you mean?
They're not real, bro. They haven't been real.
You know every time you think you eat eggs.
Yeah, scrambled eggs? No, no, no.
No, no, no. What do you mean?
No, Justin, that's a psyop.
Eggs aren't real. Like the speed limit.
No, eggs aren't real.
The speed limits are real. I feel like there's an inside joke I don't know about.
It's not a joke. Eggs aren't real.
This is an egg conspiracy by Big A to get us to admit that eggs are real.
That's why they pull us over every single year in France.
It's because eggs aren't real.
And you'll learn that it's actually an international organization who's trying to sign up us all to believe eggs are real.
It's like the moon landing, but actually, eggs aren't real.
Okay, I understand. I don't understand why they would do this, but...
It's Big Egg, bro. Big Egg.
Ah, like Big Pharma, Big Egg.
Big Egg, bro. I see.
Way more powerful. Way more powerful.
Bro, think about it. They just organized this whole bit to get us caught.
They're giving us tickets trying to drain our resources so we can't spread the word that eggs aren't real.
Eggs aren't real. What's this egg shit about?
Big egg. He doesn't know about big egg.
I thought I did until about 30 seconds ago.
Eggs ain't real. Eggs ain't real, bro.
This whole time. Eggs ain't real, G. That's what this is all about.
Apparently eggs aren't real. No, that's what this is all about.
So I just told my new wife that we were going to start an egg farm.
Bro, that's what I mean. She's trying to get in deep.
Like, splinter cell. Ah, I see.
So blueberries, right? Basically blueberries.
Blueberries are real. Blueberries are real, but eggs are not real.
Sile. I see. Don't listen to it.
Don't listen to propaganda. Yeah, I'm really sad to hear this.
I can't believe you.
Don't listen to it.
I don't know.
So, Tristan blew a tyre.
Bye!
So him and Rory are out of the race.
And we just passed Andrew and Boris.
They got pulled over for speeding or some shit.
So you know what, Marcel?
I think this means we're in front.
I think it does. After like two days of following the completely wrong route, somehow I have miraculously taken the lead.
It was always meant to be destiny.
Clearly. Destiny calls.
City boys, we are.
Let's go Music playing
So I wonder what Tristan's doing.
You can't just do the dance.
you Tristan's car broke down. Now he's on the bus like a loser.
He probably is on the loser bus.
Look at this beauty. I know.
The universe makes Tristan what he deserves.
Exactly what he deserves. I'm Tristan.
I'm Tristan. We're all on the bus.
Loser bus. Loser bus.
Losers only. We're living the dream.
We are living the dream. Ketter Run's awesome.
Kind of run this off.
The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
I hope we end up in this situation myself.
Oh Basically, we was winning. They called the police on us because they needed to catch up.
Trying to hold us down.
Look, and that's why Andrew got pulled over too.
Just trying to catch us. We've been miles, miles ahead of him.
All week. All week long.
Now look. And now look what happened to him.
This is what he got himself into.
Stash cops being right pricks.
Cheeky fuckers So, um, anything?
I feel like my life is just one never-ending interaction with different police officers.
You know? It is, isn't it?
Well, Mr. Tate, duh, duh, duh.
Fuck off. You're Spanish.
I'll give you a fine.
Fine. Bro, think I ain't got money?
Give me the fine. I don't care.
If I cared about the fine, I wouldn't be driving like that, would I? You dickhead.
Fucking hell. What's wrong with these people?
Imagine sitting there as a full-grown man and spending an hour writing out a piece of paper to try and make a millionaire pay 200 euros.
Do you have no honor? If I was him, I'd be like, you're too rich to even try to find.
Slow down. It would be nice.
Yeah. Please slow down.
Slow down, please. And I'd be like, you know what?
You're actually a nice guy. I'll slow down.
I would give you fighting and you will pay the price.
All right, G. Here's a 200-year-old.
Fuck off.
They don't realize, do they? John Law and the government, that little gang, I don't fear them.
The Lord High Job protects me.
I do whatever the fuck I want.
Every year, every fucking year.
That's the one I'm working on.
I'm gonna get it done.
Look at the glass.
Scorched. Fuck.
I literally dropped the gear.
Big boom. Flame came out of here next to my head.
Another flame came out of here.
Smoke everywhere. Got out.
There was a stream next to us.
We literally was chucking stream water on the car.
Nothing else to do.
Got the fire out.
And then I stripped it and fixed it and got it back on the road.
Wait, so it drives again? Yeah, it's back on the road, but I drove in.
I was stuck in the mountains for two and a half hours.
I rang Tom, and I was like, Tom.
He's a legend! He blew up, got stream water, took the fire out, put it back together, back on the road.
Look, this side window's scorched.
Look, I've cleaned most of it off, but the flame came out of there.
Alright, the fact he got back in and drove it means he is a legend.
Bro, I rang Tom. He's three hours away.
He's got Tristan's Bentley on the back.
What am I supposed to do? I've got no truck for me.
I had to fix it.
Yeah. Otherwise, you'd have stuck by the side of the road.
You'd have been super fucked, yeah. Mate, my highest went up in flames three days ago at home.
The whole fucking lot went.
And then I'm seeing flames right at the back of my vent door and I'm like, this can't be happening.
Are you fucking having a laugh?
Bro, your twin turbo Aventador project has been nothing but a fucking...
No, she's good. You can't say she's good.
And it spanked everybody on the trip so far.
There's no one that's going to touch that car at all, even with the problems it's got.
So yeah, that's the fastest until it blows up.
I sat in front of her on the floor, on the road, genuinely, and I went, listen, you'll be fucking a place of an SV, I'm telling you.
Like, you'll be gone, and you'll end up in Bradford or somewhere, and you'll be crying.
She knows now.
No one...
...can stop me.
I'm not alone.
I the same way the brain and stay in the future for being tempted to be replaced on the rate of play So come for a make it rain turn up stay there
Both I'm so indecisive I'm going on crazy, but I think I like it more time. I lose my head for the latest. Just go to our surviving They've got time for a side shit. No way. That's my ride in my I
Don't know now Someone's getting fucked.
I guess.
Let's go see.
They came in hot, bro.
Yeah, they weren't fucking around.
Why are we always getting in trouble?
Racism against Americans.
Give me something. What is it?
Meat sticks. Meat sticks.
need like those.
Oh well.
So what we doing?
First of all we're not being poor.
We're not being poor, are we?
We're drinking.
You can't drink and drive, can you?
No, you can't drink and drive.
No, you can't drink and drive.
You can't drink when you drive. That's illegal.
When you hire a luxury V class transport because you're not poor.
We play PlayStation all day, then boo.
Drink as much as you like. Yep.
Get a pork rime, please. We need to look.
Oh, because we went grocery shopping.
Do you even have room in a Porsche to get groceries?
I'm pretty sure the Lamborghinis don't even have cup holes.
Oh, I have four.
How are they surviving?
Super car. I'm going to start a charity.
That hires out luxury V-classes for free for impoverished supercar owners.
Wow. That's a good business.
It's a charity. It's a charity.
Fuck it, huh? Let's get loads of them.
Yeah, we'll have to take big salaries.
For all the poor Lamborghini owners in the world.
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