Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - TATE GETS ARRESTED IN THE MOUNTAINS | Tate Confidential Ep 156
Aired: 2022-09-14
Duration: 18:33


=== Eggs Aren't Real (14:29) ===

[00:00:03]  Why did you fucking shoot me?
[00:00:06]  Look. I had fucking dinner last night.
[00:00:40]  Fucking breakfast this morning.
[00:00:42]  Now I really want to have...
[00:00:46]  I don't know if I like you anymore.
[00:00:52]  I got you. Alright.
[00:00:58]  Tristan, what are you buying? Crossbows.
[00:01:01]  Why are you buying crossbows? To assassinate Marcel.
[00:01:05]  I bought you a present. Oh, thanks, mate.
[00:01:09]  Everywhere we go is an Irish pub.
[00:01:12]  Yeah, I think so, yeah.
[00:01:14]  Everywhere we go, we go bring that sign.
[00:01:16]  Exactly. Yeah, because everywhere is an Irish pub.
[00:01:18]  The hotel lobby, everywhere.
[00:01:19]  Yeah, exactly. Nice. We'll get some Guinnesses and drink in the Irish pub tonight, yeah?
[00:01:23]  Good. Why did you fucking shoot me?
[00:01:28]  Look, I was practicing.
[00:01:31]  I've got to assassinate Marcel.
[00:01:33]  I'm sick of him. So you went and bought crossbows and swords?
[00:01:37]  Yeah. The crossbow to get him, and if he wants to fight afterwards...
[00:01:43]  Yeah. Wood would hurt.
[00:01:44]  That would hurt as well. Yeah.
[00:01:47]  Actually, I could probably kill some of these if I really wanted to.
[00:01:51]  Up through their head.
[00:01:53]  Yeah. I think that's the move, isn't it?
[00:01:55]  We sharpen the wood, and then we stick it straight into Marcel.
[00:01:59]  yeah i'll use the crossbar on luke uh
[00:02:23]  so the french are after us again They got us again, Morse.
[00:02:51]  Round two. Round two, bro.
[00:02:53]  Round two.
[00:02:55]  But to be fair, we weren't even speeding.
[00:02:59]  So, round two. Tristan, what are you doing?
[00:03:04]  Can't you see what I'm doing? Well, yeah, I can see what you're doing, but that's...
[00:03:07]  You can't... You can't shoot me now.
[00:03:10]  You can't sharpen the fucking dagger and shoot it off the crossbow.
[00:03:13]  There was a cork on it for that reason.
[00:03:19]  All right, you can't shoot me now.
[00:03:21]  Now we're talking. Don't say that.
[00:03:25]  Do you admit it?
[00:03:28]  Admit... Alright, I admit it.
[00:03:30]  I admit everything.
[00:03:31]  Don't shoot me with that.
[00:03:34]  What's up? Why is that there?
[00:03:37]  What? That sign.
[00:03:39]  You coming in? What do you mean coming in?
[00:03:41]  We're at the bar. He is actually Irish as well.
[00:03:45]  Yeah, he's Irish. I'm Irish.
[00:03:48]  You got the swords.
[00:03:51]  It's not an Irish pub. What do you mean?
[00:03:52]  I'm not talking to you anymore, Rory.
[00:03:54]  It is an Irish pub. It's weird.
[00:04:05]  They think we were speeding. It's weird.
[00:04:08]  It's super weird. I know.
[00:04:10]  It's weird. I don't know where they came up with it.
[00:04:15]  Wait a second.
[00:04:18]  Andrew might be fucking right. There might be no such thing as fucking eggs.
[00:04:21]  You tried to order me eggs on the menu and this is common.
[00:04:23]  And they're trying to pretend this is eggs?
[00:04:26]  I just don't believe it. It just doesn't make sense.
[00:04:29]  How can eggs be real?
[00:04:31]  Eggs ain't real, yeah? Okay.
[00:04:34]  We need to agree eggs ain't real so I can go.
[00:04:37]  Eggs aren't real. Okay, well.
[00:04:40]  Looks like we came to an agreement, my friend.
[00:04:42]  Thank you very much. One more minute.
[00:04:46]  We're there. We're done. Bro, he just signed on the dotted line.
[00:04:48]  Eggs ain't real. Yeah.
[00:04:50]  Bro. Bro.
[00:04:52]  You know what? We've been saying eggs for like...
[00:04:54]  Bro, big egg.
[00:04:58]  Cat dance.
[00:05:10]  That doesn't- But you can't do that.
[00:05:13]  I can't do that. I actually can't.
[00:05:15]  Ladies and gentlemen, I will admit I cannot do that.
[00:05:17]  You know who can though? Mr.
[00:05:20]  Goon? Because Mr.
[00:05:21]  Mr. Goon never fails.
[00:05:35]  So Justin's moving to France.
[00:05:43]  I'm moving to France. I fell in love.
[00:05:44]  Love. He's moving to France.
[00:05:47]  Baby! Did you see?
[00:05:52]  Did you get the picture of us in love? Yeah, I did get the picture.
[00:05:54]  I think she thought when I went to turn her around for the prom picture that I was going to stick my...
[00:05:57]  Yeah, yeah. She doesn't realize you're a classy dude.
[00:06:00]  Get the French and the English more straight away.
[00:06:04]  So you're moving to France? I'm moving to France.
[00:06:05]  I'm in love. I love you.
[00:06:07]  You're staying here. Look, she smiled.
[00:06:08]  Look how happy we are. It's true.
[00:06:10]  The happy couple. I'm going to break her heart.
[00:06:14]  Shit. You're leaving, aren't you?
[00:06:16]  I am leaving. As soon as this ticket gets paid, get the fuck out of here.
[00:06:19]  Damn. But in the meantime, my lives will fall in love.
[00:06:23]  By the way, Justin, did you know that this is because the eggs aren't real?
[00:06:26]  It's the egg conspiracy. Egg conspiracy.
[00:06:28]  It's a big egg. It's a big egg.
[00:06:29]  So you know eggs? Yeah, yeah, eggs.
[00:06:32]  Yeah, no, no, that's a psyop.
[00:06:33]  Eggs aren't real. Eggs aren't real, what do you mean?
[00:06:34]  They're not real, bro. They haven't been real.
[00:06:36]  You know every time you think you eat eggs.
[00:06:39]  Yeah, scrambled eggs? No, no, no.
[00:06:41]  No, no, no. What do you mean?
[00:06:42]  No, Justin, that's a psyop.
[00:06:44]  Eggs aren't real. Like the speed limit.
[00:06:47]  No, eggs aren't real.
[00:06:49]  The speed limits are real. I feel like there's an inside joke I don't know about.
[00:06:52]  It's not a joke. Eggs aren't real.
[00:06:53]  This is an egg conspiracy by Big A to get us to admit that eggs are real.
[00:06:58]  That's why they pull us over every single year in France.
[00:07:00]  It's because eggs aren't real.
[00:07:02]  And you'll learn that it's actually an international organization who's trying to sign up us all to believe eggs are real.
[00:07:08]  It's like the moon landing, but actually, eggs aren't real.
[00:07:13]  Okay, I understand. I don't understand why they would do this, but...
[00:07:15]  It's Big Egg, bro. Big Egg.
[00:07:17]  Ah, like Big Pharma, Big Egg.
[00:07:19]  Big Egg, bro. I see.
[00:07:20]  Way more powerful. Way more powerful.
[00:07:22]  Bro, think about it. They just organized this whole bit to get us caught.
[00:07:26]  They're giving us tickets trying to drain our resources so we can't spread the word that eggs aren't real.
[00:07:32]  Eggs aren't real. What's this egg shit about?
[00:07:35]  Big egg. He doesn't know about big egg.
[00:07:36]  I thought I did until about 30 seconds ago.
[00:07:38]  Eggs ain't real. Eggs ain't real, bro.
[00:07:40]  This whole time. Eggs ain't real, G. That's what this is all about.
[00:07:46]  Apparently eggs aren't real. No, that's what this is all about.
[00:07:48]  So I just told my new wife that we were going to start an egg farm.
[00:07:51]  Bro, that's what I mean. She's trying to get in deep.
[00:07:53]  Like, splinter cell. Ah, I see.
[00:07:56]  So blueberries, right? Basically blueberries.
[00:07:58]  Blueberries are real. Blueberries are real, but eggs are not real.
[00:08:02]  Sile. I see. Don't listen to it.
[00:08:05]  Don't listen to propaganda. Yeah, I'm really sad to hear this.
[00:08:08]  I can't believe you.
[00:08:09]  Don't listen to it.
[00:08:11]  I don't know.
[00:08:21]  So, Tristan blew a tyre.
[00:08:45]  Bye!
[00:08:46]  So him and Rory are out of the race.
[00:08:48]  And we just passed Andrew and Boris.
[00:08:52]  They got pulled over for speeding or some shit.
[00:08:55]  So you know what, Marcel?
[00:08:57]  I think this means we're in front.
[00:09:00]  I think it does. After like two days of following the completely wrong route, somehow I have miraculously taken the lead.
[00:09:10]  It was always meant to be destiny.
[00:09:12]  Clearly. Destiny calls.
[00:09:15]  City boys, we are.
[00:09:16]  Let's go Music playing
[00:09:38]  So I wonder what Tristan's doing.
[00:10:07]  You can't just do the dance.
[00:10:10]  you Tristan's car broke down. Now he's on the bus like a loser.
[00:10:13]  He probably is on the loser bus.
[00:10:14]  Look at this beauty. I know.
[00:10:17]  The universe makes Tristan what he deserves.
[00:10:19]  Exactly what he deserves. I'm Tristan.
[00:10:21]  I'm Tristan. We're all on the bus.
[00:10:23]  Loser bus. Loser bus.
[00:10:24]  Losers only. We're living the dream.
[00:10:28]  We are living the dream. Ketter Run's awesome.
[00:10:30]  Kind of run this off.
[00:10:32]  The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
[00:10:59]  I hope we end up in this situation myself.
[00:11:07]  Oh Basically, we was winning. They called the police on us because they needed to catch up.
[00:11:13]  Trying to hold us down.
[00:11:15]  Look, and that's why Andrew got pulled over too.
[00:11:18]  Just trying to catch us. We've been miles, miles ahead of him.
[00:11:23]  All week. All week long.
[00:11:26]  Now look. And now look what happened to him.
[00:11:27]  This is what he got himself into.
[00:11:32]  Stash cops being right pricks.
[00:11:36]  Cheeky fuckers So, um, anything?
[00:11:50]  I feel like my life is just one never-ending interaction with different police officers.
[00:12:19]  You know? It is, isn't it?
[00:12:20]  Well, Mr. Tate, duh, duh, duh.
[00:12:22]  Fuck off. You're Spanish.
[00:12:25]  I'll give you a fine.
[00:12:26]  Fine. Bro, think I ain't got money?
[00:12:28]  Give me the fine. I don't care.
[00:12:30]  If I cared about the fine, I wouldn't be driving like that, would I? You dickhead.
[00:12:34]  Fucking hell. What's wrong with these people?
[00:12:36]  Imagine sitting there as a full-grown man and spending an hour writing out a piece of paper to try and make a millionaire pay 200 euros.
[00:12:44]  Do you have no honor? If I was him, I'd be like, you're too rich to even try to find.
[00:12:49]  Slow down. It would be nice.
[00:12:51]  Yeah. Please slow down.
[00:12:52]  Slow down, please. And I'd be like, you know what?
[00:12:54]  You're actually a nice guy. I'll slow down.
[00:12:56]  I would give you fighting and you will pay the price.
[00:12:58]  All right, G. Here's a 200-year-old.
[00:13:01]  Fuck off.
[00:13:05]  They don't realize, do they? John Law and the government, that little gang, I don't fear them.
[00:13:12]  The Lord High Job protects me.
[00:13:14]  I do whatever the fuck I want.
[00:13:17]  Every year, every fucking year.
[00:13:19]  That's the one I'm working on.
[00:13:26]  I'm gonna get it done.
[00:13:46]  Look at the glass.
[00:13:49]  Scorched. Fuck.
[00:13:51]  I literally dropped the gear.
[00:13:53]  Big boom. Flame came out of here next to my head.
[00:13:57]  Another flame came out of here.
[00:13:59]  Smoke everywhere. Got out.
[00:14:01]  There was a stream next to us.
[00:14:02]  We literally was chucking stream water on the car.
[00:14:04]  Nothing else to do.
[00:14:06]  Got the fire out.
[00:14:08]  And then I stripped it and fixed it and got it back on the road.
[00:14:11]  Wait, so it drives again? Yeah, it's back on the road, but I drove in.
[00:14:14]  I was stuck in the mountains for two and a half hours.
[00:14:16]  I rang Tom, and I was like, Tom.
[00:14:18]  He's a legend! He blew up, got stream water, took the fire out, put it back together, back on the road.
[00:14:26]  Look, this side window's scorched.
[00:14:27]  Look, I've cleaned most of it off, but the flame came out of there.
[00:14:30]  Alright, the fact he got back in and drove it means he is a legend.

=== Stuck by the Side (02:06) ===

[00:14:32]  Bro, I rang Tom. He's three hours away.
[00:14:34]  He's got Tristan's Bentley on the back.
[00:14:36]  What am I supposed to do? I've got no truck for me.
[00:14:38]  I had to fix it.
[00:14:40]  Yeah. Otherwise, you'd have stuck by the side of the road.
[00:14:42]  You'd have been super fucked, yeah. Mate, my highest went up in flames three days ago at home.
[00:14:47]  The whole fucking lot went.
[00:14:48]  And then I'm seeing flames right at the back of my vent door and I'm like, this can't be happening.
[00:14:52]  Are you fucking having a laugh?
[00:14:54]  Bro, your twin turbo Aventador project has been nothing but a fucking...
[00:14:58]  No, she's good. You can't say she's good.
[00:15:03]  And it spanked everybody on the trip so far.
[00:15:05]  There's no one that's going to touch that car at all, even with the problems it's got.
[00:15:09]  So yeah, that's the fastest until it blows up.
[00:15:11]  I sat in front of her on the floor, on the road, genuinely, and I went, listen, you'll be fucking a place of an SV, I'm telling you.
[00:15:17]  Like, you'll be gone, and you'll end up in Bradford or somewhere, and you'll be crying.
[00:15:22]  She knows now.
[00:15:23]  No one...
[00:15:23]  ...can stop me.
[00:15:25]  I'm not alone.
[00:15:33]  I the same way the brain and stay in the future for being tempted to be replaced on the rate of play So come for a make it rain turn up stay there
[00:16:00]  Both I'm so indecisive I'm going on crazy, but I think I like it more time. I lose my head for the latest. Just go to our surviving They've got time for a side shit. No way. That's my ride in my I
[00:16:16]  Don't know now Someone's getting fucked.

=== Not Being Poor (01:54) ===

[00:16:39]  I guess.
[00:16:41]  Let's go see.
[00:16:43]  They came in hot, bro.
[00:16:50]  Yeah, they weren't fucking around.
[00:16:54]  Why are we always getting in trouble?
[00:17:05]  Racism against Americans.
[00:17:06]  Give me something. What is it?
[00:17:09]  Meat sticks. Meat sticks.
[00:17:12]  need like those.
[00:17:14]  Oh well.
[00:17:19]  So what we doing?
[00:17:23]  First of all we're not being poor.
[00:17:27]  We're not being poor, are we?
[00:17:30]  We're drinking.
[00:17:32]  You can't drink and drive, can you?
[00:17:34]  No, you can't drink and drive.
[00:17:36]  No, you can't drink and drive.
[00:17:43]  You can't drink when you drive. That's illegal.
[00:17:45]  When you hire a luxury V class transport because you're not poor.
[00:17:49]  We play PlayStation all day, then boo.
[00:17:50]  Drink as much as you like. Yep.
[00:17:52]  Get a pork rime, please. We need to look.
[00:17:56]  Oh, because we went grocery shopping.
[00:17:59]  Do you even have room in a Porsche to get groceries?
[00:18:04]  I'm pretty sure the Lamborghinis don't even have cup holes.
[00:18:07]  Oh, I have four.
[00:18:12]  How are they surviving?
[00:18:15]  Super car. I'm going to start a charity.
[00:18:19]  That hires out luxury V-classes for free for impoverished supercar owners.
[00:18:23]  Wow. That's a good business.
[00:18:25]  It's a charity. It's a charity.
[00:18:27]  Fuck it, huh? Let's get loads of them.
[00:18:30]  Yeah, we'll have to take big salaries.
[00:18:32]  For all the poor Lamborghini owners in the world.