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Sept. 20, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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TATE FINDS OUT ICE CREAM IS FREE IN SPAIN | Tate Confidential Ep 157
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Someone stole ice cream. Shit!
Who was it? Come,
Hey, Lisa, come see it!
I'm going to try it.
It's really good.
It's really good.
Nice.
Ah.
No, it's fine.
Stop.
Yeah.
please. A friendly debate.
Good thing about Spain is, ice creams are free.
He's walking to the establishment, looking in the eye.
That's not true, thank you.
I have never once had a free ice cream.
Si, senor. Un momento.
I'm struggling here. I didn't know that about Spain.
That's cool. Did I pay for this?
Am I eating it? Yes. Where am I? True, Spain.
In Spain, eating a free ice cream.
Free. Makes sense to me.
Was you driving a cash guy? I told him anyway, didn't you, G?
To be fair though, lads, I'd be pissed off if I won 24,000 Euros a year as well.
Yeah.
We're on the run. Someone stole an ice cream.
Shit! Who was it?
Fuck! An ice cream?
There's one of the most sick people in this world.
Rumor has that he's worth a hundred million dollars.
Jay told those cops to get fucked.
And I'll tell you why the cops didn't beat the shit out of him.
Because they know that we wouldn't let them.
Because we're English. You're right.
And they've been around. So now they've called for backup and shit.
You're right. So we're bouncing before they take all the cars and end our little fucking trip.
Yep. Because if they start hitting Jay, all of us would jump on.
What the fuck you do with it and get in the way?
Yep. Yeah, yeah.
See you there, bro. You're 100% correct.
You've at least got in the way, held them, stopped them, even if we didn't beat them up ourselves.
So that's why they didn't get violent, because they knew.
Yep. They gotta let them up ahead.
Yeah, but they've set up. So one man said they're setting up.
And if they haven't yet, they're definitely going to.
They ain't letting that slide. Nope.
So we're going to bounce.
So we're going to disappear.
Also, rumor has it, some very handsome, tall, sexy, strong, intelligent, humble, gorgeous man with $100 million, even though he's filthy rich, kept stealing ice creams.
Really? He's on the loose.
He's on the loose. It's like because there was a line, he didn't want to wait in the line, he just saw fucking start stealing ice cream.
Unbelievable. So we definitely, definitely have to get out of there before the police find out about that.
Because they're looking for him. Man, they're fucking on him.
Bro. It's the ice cream sealer.
It's a big, it's a big, it's a big mess.
Fucking ice cream. Man.
Fuck Spain. Fuck Spain!
So we've all disappeared.
We're all getting out of here.
Little do they know, although they think they're trying to run to save them, my screen feeds them only.
What do you mean?
It's me, little boy.
You stole the ice cream!
I know. I know.
I was the last person you suspect.
I covered my tracks by eating an ice cream in front of everyone.
I was actually the only person eating an ice cream.
Smart, no. But it turns out, all along, it was me.
You're the ice cream thief.
The notorious ice cream thief.
So they're after you. They're not after Jay after what happened.
No, they're after me. And now that you guys are with me, we're all going to jail.
Shit! We're all going to jail.
Fuck. Spanish jail.
Spanish jail. So what, siestas and tapas?
Basically the same as Spanish life, really.
Okay. They don't do fuck all else, do they?
Fucking lazy Spanish groups and cucks.
I don't want to be fucked a lot.
Where's your armada? Oh, you ain't got one.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
So we're deep in Bulltown.
Yeah, this is where the bulls chase people.
Imagine being Spanish.
They can imagine it.
Hola. You're like small.
Hola. I want to run from bulls for fun.
I'm lazy. I work two hours a day.
Siesta. Hola.
This is where Spanish girls look like.
Hola. Just like, imagine like being Spanish.
Hola. Every business you go to is closed because...
Yeah.
Why open, right? Just sleep.
They've set up for the bulls to run around.
It's gay. If I was in a Lambo, I could make a bunch of jokes about the Lambo, because it's the bull and 600 horsepower, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Along with the Porsche.
And I'm sure that Boris isn't saying anything like that, because Boris ain't cool enough.
Boris didn't think about it, did he?
He didn't think about saying, I'm the big bull here, 600 bulls in one.
Big boss talking to Jesus.
Trying to run away from me.
I'll catch you, run you down, everyone dying.
Not that I even say none of that shit, he's just driving his car.
Just driving his car.
What can we do, Luke?
It's not easy to make an entertaining YouTube series, and I want to round us some boring content.
Go out, you black and tans!
Come out and fight me like a lad!
Tell your wife how you want medals down in Flanders!
Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Come to the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander
Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Come to the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander
Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Oh the air is made to run like a low wave
From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Oh the air is made to run like a low wave From the green and bloody lanes of Killesander Sterling, what happened?
Well, I'll tell you what happened, Rory.
I thought, I'll have the day off of driving.
I've been driving non-stop the last couple of days, but you know what, I'll let Rory Drive the car.
This is a great idea. And guess what?
Well, it turns out it wasn't a great idea, because guess what happened?
What's happened? Rory blew up the turbo, and now the car is...
The engine's covered in oil, pipes burst, and we're stuck here.
Is that oil? Yes, Rory, that is oil.
Ah! Yeah, it's soaked, isn't it?
Yeah, well done, Rory. Gee, Rory, how did that happen, exactly?
I don't quite know. I'll tell you how it happened.
You were trying to race a Lambo.
But it's a GLC 63.
It should keep up, no?
Apparently not. Yeah.
It did just kind of go bang, didn't it?
So what now?
Roadside beers. Good idea.
Good idea. I think beers might actually fix the car.
Beers usually fix everything, right?
I think that car definitely needs a beer.
Let's go get the car a beer.
Good idea. So we're getting beers?
We are getting beers. While we wait to be recovered.
Get a King Brown.
Superbock. Nice.
Excellent. Plenty of time to indulge.
Yeah, so I never remember doing shots of beer.
Excuse me, do you have pint glasses?
No? Shit.
Looks like we're doing shots of beer. Looks like we're down in lots of shots of beer.
Nice. Justin, you've been singing to me for three hours.
Why? I want to take this man to have a relaxing time.
Who needs you, baby?
I do. Stop singing country music!
Why'd I give you control of the Wi-Fi?
I'm the DJ. You're a cowboy!
You're a cowboy!
DJ Cowboy!
Hahaha!
Oh my goodness!
Unmatched!
Coupled with sheer interplayability making it beautiful.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
Just you yn- Hey yo hey, with the...?
hey yo hey, with the...?
Hey yo hey, with the...?
Woooo, yeah.
Turn straight into Portugal.
Real Portugal.
This is just like these.
Whoa, where was it?
Just like canned. Literally canned 2.0.
Canned 0.5.
Canned 0.5. How did you not get your camera out that whole time?
Come on, Marcel! Black people.
We can't put that bar to take confidential, though.
All right, I just don't want to blow the car up.
Oh no, I've already got a warning light now.
Is he showing?
There's little knobs on the floor, but I don't think it matters.
Ah.
I'll do it one more time, record though.
🎵 I'm a scumbag. 🎵
Sound of a diabetes test.
concealed circuit of blood then Bob demonstrates.
Sterling? Yeah? What's happening?
Well, we've just finished our...
What? We're not...
What's happening?
She's going on a truck now.
Oh, the car that you blew up is going on a truck.
Ah! So it's not drivable ever again?
Apparently not. Apparently everything you touch turns to shit.
Oh!
This kind of explains your guilt for it.
You're not supposed to be here.
Never. I've always outranked you since you were kids.
Since you were kids?
Since you were kids.
I came out of the womb, had to go goose, and let's see if no one was going crazy.
What was you doing? Come out, me and record.
Oh now they come out and rape me on the floor Oh yeah Bitches You quiet baby Stop it Alright, just to be real tonight Marcel, tomorrow's the meeting Tonight I'll work your ass Tomorrow's another- Why does Marcel do this to himself?
I don't think anyone.
Tomorrow is boring for you.
Me and Boris.
I don't think anyone.
Boris. Me and Boris.
Boris. Boris, why are you talking shit?
I'm right in the middle of a set for his dunkin' shit!
You go to the car, he's like, Fuck you, bitchy asshole.
Let's go, bro.
Ah!
I knew it, I knew it.
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew it. You know what? Tag team matchup.
Tag team match for the championship.
You're about to get fucked up, G. I didn't know you were stupid behind my back like that, Morris.
You'll take your job and I'll take Tristan.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, you know, we are closer in socks.
That's true. We're gonna kill Marcel.
He deserves it. Marcel does this every single time I see it.
Sir, can I get another double vodka water and this faggot will take one too.
No, double red ball.
No, it's fine. I got more red ball.
And Sterling wants a pina colada.
Double box. Yeah, double box.
Same thing. Yep. What used to happen when you got it?
Just get warmed up. Just get warmed up.
Tristan, don't worry. Double vodka for me.
Thank you. Yep. Now it's starting.
I've been drinking all day in the van.
Drinking this fucking beer with tequila.
In a congolo, fuck. Tequila beer. More booze.
You'll take it out.
All the burgers.
How's the stuff in the cup?
I'm learning Portuguese from Boston.
What?
I'm talking English.
I know how to English.
You guys like all hang around.
Yeah.
That's a classic quote.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying that it's not...
Obviously it's not a priority.
No, it's not a priority. I can't do that.
It's going to be the same. It's a big time.
Really? Big time? It's a big time.
It's a big time. You know what, Trippin? No, it's actually one of the big time.
Now I know.
Now I know. Tony, are you having a long?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. I'm not having a laugh.
I'm having a drink.
I can't just buy into it.
Don't let him do that!
Boris, show him!
Boris, clap him, bro!
Show him! Show him, Boris!
Show him, Boris! That is snuffy!
I don't like him.
Oh, he's got me in his...
Lemonade.
I like the vodka.
Easy.
Marcel, you're doing well.
I've got to say it! You got me on the ropes, Marcel!
Marcel, fuck this!
3 of us as well I'm not wearing pajamas I'm not f***ing pajamas Why have you got red bull in it man?
No it does not watch the channel I don't see it This is dangerous You hurt This makes me hurt so hard Watch that, that's not finished.
No, that's not done though.
It's like the bubbles in it.
Don't look at me, bro!
Just all this time, this shit!
Stop it! Now where?
How do you say refill? How do you say refill?
Refillio! I'm pretty sure...
I'm ten beers ahead of you?
That's right faggot. Do you have evidence?
I actually do have evidence.
No, we actually have loads of evidence. We have loads of evidence.
This episode is going to be filled with evidence.
Made in the same clothes that appear.
Yeah. Like your mean horse is exactly the same, please.
Nice and strong. Thank you very much.
I'm going out of here. You guys brought Tristan into it.
Look, Tristan is my tag team partner.
I know. This fucking retard brought Boris into it.
Which is a shitty partner.
I know, but when you ask why you're necking giant ball guns.
Combine weight. I'm 230, he's 245, he's 135, and Boris is 160.
We're gonna pound them.
Me and Tristan are 20 years ahead of them.
Force can't be only 160.
No way. And they're both tussies.
They're both customers.
Yeehaw!
So, Sterling will join me for a beer.
You know why, Justin? Because Sterling's my real friend.
Of course I will, Tristan.
I wouldn't dare let you down like that.
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