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Sept. 9, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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TRISTAN TATES CAR BLOWS UP IN FRANCE🤬 | Tate Confidential Ep 155
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So he got us. He's put his lights on now.
We've been gone. They got us.
Because we almost made it I'm so happy!
tourner dans le vide, tourner dans le vide, tourner dans le vide, il me fait tourner dans le vide, tourner dans le vide tourner dans le vide, il me fait tourner So the French once again hate us.
Peace.
Every year, the French hate the cannon run.
Every single year.
It is!
It's just the English Hufflepuffs, bro.
Tristan, what's going on?
I've got a flat fucking tire.
How? And I've got no fucking phone signal.
Hold on.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty flat.
So what are we going to do? Because we haven't even taken the same route as everyone else.
There's no spare. There won't be a spare.
I'll check in a second, but there won't be a spare.
Shit.
Surely Bentley have a spare fucking tyre.
Forgot to film the Frenchman.
The undercover cop.
He's pissed at someone, bro.
I think he's going for someone. Ah, maybe they're getting everyone at the front.
Because everyone looks out in their cars.
Really? Up ahead, yeah.
Up far ahead, they look out in their cars.
Hilarious. It's that undercover French car.
I didn't see that one coming. They didn't use undercovers last time.
The French are up in their game to attack the English.
And I just saw that Lambo take a lap.
I'm confident Andrew will also...
We're not gonna go into the killing fields.
No way.
I'm on the press.
No way.
No way. Bro.
Very possible. Someone did a pedestrian or something.
Could happen. That could happen, bro.
That's not out of the realms of possibility.
Imagine. Bro.
Bro. The French fucking ate us.
Maybe they hit a police officer.
Bro. Hi, Tristan.
Oh. So we have a red space-saving tyre.
Looks that way. That's clearly smaller than all the other wheels.
Yeah. They've put custom wheels on here that are bigger.
That one's smaller. Who's going to fuck up the steering?
Ah, shit. That's clearly smaller than the wheels I got.
yeah you got pop it up yet?
it would be funny if a car hit our spare tire and crashed Another one bites the dust, I think.
I'm trying to get through. I have no one with it.
Yeah, you did get through, bro.
I don't think they care. I think we're through now but I'm telling you this is how it starts.
So that's the first bit where they show force and then they look at who humbles themselves from the show of force and who doesn't over somewhere in the and it's not going to be the immediate future because they actually are quite good at knowing which are the only roads out so it's going to be some although maybe last time we were in such a village this might be big enough there's too many off-ramps that we could possibly take We'll see.
I think the French have set up a trap.
But we will see.
I'm gonna get rich.
I'm gonna get rich.
Yeah, this car is faster.
This car's faster, boys.
This car's faster.
So that's Frankenstein.
It's twin-turbo-dementador right now.
Miles-a, miles-a.
Surely it can't work.
Surely it's going to blow up, Morris.
I think so. No, it can't.
It's not going to make it. So let me get this straight, Roy. What's this in the back?
What's that? Right there.
It's fuel. That's a can of petrol.
Why do we have a can of petrol on the car?
Because on the first day, Andrew broke down.
So, no, he didn't break down.
He ran out of petrol. Whoa.
You know you're smoking, yeah?
It works.
That's factual though.
I live where I'm at.
This can't be normal.
I don't think they'll let you smoke.
I'm mad at all. I'm ready for the boom.
I don't give a fuck.
Which is all Andrew's fault for being a dumbass, yeah?
And why do we have this?
Because we got it from the petrol garage to go and save Andrew.
Yeah, to go save Andrew. Because he ran out of gas because he's stupid, yeah?
Yeah. Now, we have a flat tire.
And those cunts just drove straight past us.
Yeah. Didn't even beep or wave.
They saw us. There's no way you don't see a big Bentley by the side of the road.
Yeah. They literally just drove past and left us here.
So when Andrew runs out of fucking gas, it's all hands on deck.
Everyone's scrambling around to the gas stations.
Let's go pick up gas for Andrew.
Let's go save him. We have a flat tire, which is not our fault.
It's not being thick, like running out of gas.
And they just leave us here.
They just drive past us. I think it's Luke's fault.
Might be Luke's fault. Yeah.
Luke punctured our tire.
I think Luke did this this morning.
He knew what was going to happen. That's why Andrew drove past.
Yeah, sounds about right. Luke planned this.
Fuck it, I need to straighten it with Luke.
Since the beginning of my relationship with Luke, he's been plotting my downfall, and this may be just another cog in his masterful plan.
Luke's on a sabotage mission.
Fuck Luke. Yeah.
Those cunts, Tristan, and who else?
Rory. The guys we don't like.
What can we do?
No. Their car broke down.
I haven't got a spare tire on me.
I know. I know we don't. We don't even have a spare room.
Maybe they can fit in the boot?
Right on top. The engine.
Exactly, bro. But I don't like them anyway.
I hope they're stuck in France forever.
You know how good of a curse that'd be?
That'd be the worst curse. All of them making fun of France.
Oh, France is shit. France is your new home.
How do you like your new home, Tristan?
I know. Tristan, how is it?
France doesn't like it. France really wants people to stay in France.
Try to get us under the bridge.
They can't keep them there voluntarily.
They can't, they have to try other ways.
Excellent.
Tristan.
Excellent. Excellent what?
There's a sign. That's a good sign.
I'm not talking to you. What do you mean?
What's wrong? I'm not talking to you.
We're having fun. I'm not having fun with you.
So you're Bordeaux? Are you Bordeaux?
I don't like you. Are you Bordeaux?
Bordeaux? Are you Bordeaux?
I'm not talking to you. We're near Bordeaux in France, for anyone who doesn't get the joke.
That's where we are. But are you Bordeaux?
Get out of the car.
I might kick you out of the car.
I'm gonna put it up right beside you. I'm starting to write it. I take speaking. Why?
So, me and Boris have the police on us.
We have a tail. We have a tail, Morris.
I don't know what they're doing though.
It's been like this for a good 20 minutes.
I think they're waiting for me to speed.
I think they're waiting for us to get bored and just say, fuck it, let's go.
They're not going to catch me, shall I just go?
No. We've got 10 minutes to the Spanish border, shall we just go now?
No, because the French will stop us at the border, maybe.
What are they going to do, get a helicopter out?
No, but we shouldn't run away.
I think he's waiting for us to get bored and happy's thoughts.
That's his French plan. The French trap.
It is annoying, but that's what he's trying to do.
He's trying to annoy you.
That's his plan. Otherwise, he would have pulled you over already.
But he has no reason to pull us over.
We're just in a Lambo.
It's illegal to be in a Lambo now.
He couldn't see our front plate.
He couldn't even see it. He doesn't know we don't have one.
He doesn't know. He can't know.
He hasn't passed us. So...
It's a waiting game.
Us against the Frenchman.
Who has the patience?
We'll see. So he got us.
He's put his lights on now. We've been gone.
They got us. They got us.
We almost made it.
We almost made it to the end.
We could not come off.
Ah, have to come off.
I've played these games with the French before.
Have to come off here. Because this is a clear...
What it would be is, you know, the cannon run guy behind him.
That guy shouldn't come off, but he did.
That was dumb of him. The cannon run guy, I don't think, should have came off.
Oh, is this not a rest stop?
Yeah, it is. It is.
This is also where he's going to try and get us for speeding as well.
Because I don't know the speed limits on these small roads.
I don't either.
It's the left, I think.
It's there.
Yeah, it's here.
So, Frenchman's angry.
The angry Frenchman.
I'm sorry, Boris. I'm sorry for my people.
No, they're cunts.
They're cunts, Boris.
I'll admit it. I'll admit that they're cunts.
They're cunts and they're after us.
He actually looks angry, as a person.
So...
I believe Boris is okay.
I believe we're actually fine.
And he was actually quite chill, I believe.
I think he gave us a fine but fines aren't real.
I'm a big black, we ain't ever need anything.
Me and you, we'll have proper ease, if we're looking for more bullshit.
And your ambition is evident, you're a boss, we're gonna meet up with everything.
I said, can you be my best friend?
Right to the western, I'ma take a flight with you.
I need more tea for the western, fuck all your best friends.
Girl, I got my eyes on you, yeah.
Where's Tristan?
Where's Rory?
Tristan fucked up Because his car broke down, but he didn't realize that Mr.
Goon was the only reason that the car was functioning in the first place, because Mr.
Goon never fails. Just get the ticket without the hat.
I don't know. I'm Luke. I might fail the task.
But I know one man who won't.
Listen, Mr. Goon.
Tristan, what do you need? I need Mr.
Goon. Mr.
Goon! Mr.
Goon's on the case. Mr.
Goon has never failed.
Mr. and Rory are out of the race.
Yeah, they're out of the race. They're out of the race.
And now... So if my poor brother is stranded by the side of the road, I guess I should go back...
Nah.
Food. He shouldn't have left Mr.
Goon. Mr. Goon never fails.
Listen, I know Tristan very well.
And the universe knows that he deserves what's happening here.
He does. He fucking deserves it.
He does deserve it, doesn't he?
I hope he's still there now.
Yeah, that'd be good as well.
Hope it starts raining. Teach him a lesson.
The final French goodbye.
So we ended up going on the bus.
How was your day, T?
Have a good day. You enjoying yourself?
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