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Sept. 6, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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ANDREW TATE LOST A RACE! | Tate Confidential Ep. 154
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Who?
Who should take the ticket? Take the fucking ticket.
Who should take the ticket? Mr.
Goode. Mr. Goode, take the ticket.
Mr. Goode will take the ticket.
Mr. Goon always succeeds.
Well, keep the tickets there so you don't do a Mr.
Rory. It means tickets.
Don't worry. I'm Mr.
Goon. Mr. Goon's never failed.
Never. Mr.
Goon has never failed. Now let me go back to Luke.
Now I'm Luke. Who does fail.
Who I do occasionally fail.
And now it is raining.
Yes. I can do 100 miles an hour in the rain.
There's no way Andrew and Boris are actually going to do fast speeds in the rain in those cars.
We're going to win them.
We are going to win, aren't we? We are definitely going to win.
I think we passed them a long time ago.
Well, we always knew it.
We did always know. Bentley is a racing legend.
That's actually very true.
It is true. I know.
I wasn't joking. We're going to win the race.
We are going to win the race. We have the better car.
We have the superior vehicle. But feel that nice foot down, top speed acceleration.
It's quiet like a tiger.
It's quiet like a slow car.
It's not a slow car. It can't be.
If it was a slow car, we wouldn't be beating them.
Racing is about speed.
It's not about speed, is it?
It's about strategy. It is.
They have the mountain roads.
Oh, mountainy, mountainy.
They don't know about straight lines, highways, invention, human innovation.
They're living in the 30s. They are.
They don't get it. They don't understand.
Times have changed. Sterling, we're going to lose the race.
Why are we at the gas station?
To collect more fuel for the race.
That's what you need to win a race.
But what if they have a full tank?
I guarantee they don't have to fill them all day.
We're growing far more economically than they are.
True. And plus, Luke didn't have his power crunch.
Isn't that right? I tried to tell Luke about the cereal.
He didn't fucking listen. Luke never has to listen.
So we get more energy. Yeah, of course we get more energy.
For the race. We also need energy in ourselves.
It's true. To win the race.
Tristan, what do you need? I need Mr.
Groon to somehow pay this.
Don't worry, Mr. Goon's on the case.
Mr. Goon is on the case.
Mr. Goon never fails.
Never. Never have failed, never will.
So first things first, let's get the ticket thing.
I don't like this. It's not this.
Hopefully we didn't lose the ticket thing.
No, we didn't. These are Mr.
Goon. Mr.
Goon never fails. We put the ticket in here.
Now we give them money.
Mr. Goon!
Mr. Goon's on the case.
Mr. Goon has never failed.
Ever. Alright.
Looks like the job for Mr. Goon's over.
No more need.
Hey Tristan!
Sterling, are we actually going to win this race?
I haven't seen anyone in about an hour and a half.
I'll answer that question for you bro.
Fuck no! Sterling, we've been on a supercar rally for two fucking days and the only time I've seen a goddamn Lamborghini is when we're at the hotel at the end of the fucking day, four hours after they get there.
We're in last place, Rory.
Look, I'll tell you why we haven't seen anybody else.
It's because we stop to smell the roses.
And more importantly, every time we see a beautiful girl, we ask her, hey love, fancy a bum?
That is true. That is kind of true.
We have been asking random fresh girls.
We're doing far more important work.
We're doing God's work. But in addition, we have to impregnate every village woman In every little French village.
That's true. Who else is going to do it?
Yeah, that's true. Well, clearly.
That's true. Look, bro. Look, we've been in these villages all day.
I've not seen anybody under the age of 75.
There's got to be one. I've not seen one young woman.
There's got to be one. And so, I honestly just think we're lost.
Let's drive to La Bomme. La Bomme.
La Bomme. Oh, we've got to find a girl that wants a bum there.
Okay, so the truth is, the truth is, we are in last place.
So we're going to lose the fucking race.
We might lose the race, but...
We might impregnate a village.
I mean if we win. We definitely win if we impregnate a village.
Touche. It's the only French word I know.
Touche! Just get the ticket without the hat.
I don't know. I'm Luke. I might fail the task.
But I know one man who won't.
Listen, Mr. Ruby.
I'm going to do the task tonight of boozing so hard.
Mr. Goon might be unavailable at night.
No. Mr.
Goon will let me down. Mr.
Goon never fails.
Mr. Goon has never failed ever.
Mr. Goon has never failed.
Are we the fastest race car drivers that has ever existed?
Clearly, because we have time for picnics.
Literally. So we picnic while they're probably doing some bullshit.
Yeah, exactly. Because we're so fast that we have time.
It's the tortoise and the hare. Yeah.
We could stop and rest, but we actually still will win.
That's what I mean. We're not going to just go to sleep here and just wait hours.
Aren't we? No, we're not.
No, Tristan. Tristan, we can't just sleep here.
Good day. No.
That is such a fast racehorse.
Fuck, these Doritos are actually super fucking good.
I could sleep and still win.
I believe in myself.
These are actually some of the best Doritos out there.
Why are they so good? You fucked me.
Rory bought it yesterday.
So Rory fucked us. Because they're actually super fucking good.
It would seem that way, yeah. Man, they're so...
They must be driving so fucking slow.
Literally. We're good to go.
So Tristan and Luke got here first.
And you know what they're going to do? What are they going to do?
We got here before you, Bentley.
Because you went on straight motorways.
Boring. And we went through the mountain roads and had fun.
On a car rally. And they think they won by skipping all the fun.
Watch this. They're going to skip all the fun.
And they're going to be like, oh yeah, but we got here.
It's like bragging you came first.
Oh yeah, I came in a minute.
But you missed all the fun. Why?
To be fair, Andrew, priorities. We need to have priorities here.
So whose side are you eating on?
We have to have priorities here.
They skipped all the fun to get here.
So it doesn't matter if they got here first because they're nerds.
I took the long way because I'm a G. That's what I did.
I went through the mountains. The hard roads.
The hard roads. That's where I'm from.
The hard roads. Where I'm from.
You understand? That's what builds character.
That's right. In my GT3, they fucking took the motorway cruise control like dorks, and now watch when we see them.
Hi, guys. Shut the fuck up, Tristan.
Tristan and Luke. Imagine the two biggest geeks you know.
Two geeks. Imagine in your mind.
Two fucking geeks.
What are their names? Tristan and Luke.
It's true, bro.
We beat the shit out of the guys in that race.
We wasn't racing. We weren't racing.
Bro, who got here first? We left at the same time, yeah?
But who said we were racing?
We weren't racing. We took the hard road. We were racing, bro.
It was a great race. I put in the text.
We could show the text. The great race between us three.
It was me and Tristan against you and Andrew, and then Justin Sterling and Rory.
There was no race. And that's been first place, second place, third place, it looks like.
Because I don't think Rory's here yet.
You're a loser. And you know it.
No, we're the super team. Now we're good.
No problem. So one sec.
So we already have drinks.
We all have drinks now. Vodka and water.
Vodka and Coke. And you're saying...
I'm just saying, let's not bullshit every time we hand the bottle around and hit it before we drink our drinks.
So we're drinking our vodka and mixed drinks and we're hitting this first.
This is the chaser.
The mixed drink is the chaser.
Luke, was this your idea, Luke?
I agree with Justin. I'm gonna tell you why I disagree.
I'm gonna tell you why I disagree. Because there are certain members of this group who cheat.
When they take sips.
Yes, I saw the sip cheating last night.
I don't want to accuse anyone, but they're black.
They are black. Rory, sip.
So what I'm saying is, let's take shots in these glasses, and then we can slam a shot and use that as a chaser.
I want everyone to know at home that it's pointless ass.
Whatever. Alright, pour a shot, swing it back, pass the bottle on the glass.
Same glass. Oh.
Fuck off, man.
I'm not being second. Give it to me.
Go, Marcel. Pass the cup as well.
Same cup. Fuck off, guys.
Here, Luke, continue to film it.
Don't think your little hands is going to make you shout a little bit.
That's all right. More moves.
Yeah. Let's go. Up to the curve.
It smells horrible.
I can smell it. I just shot by one.
My shot's stuck. Yeah, that was wrong.
That was wrong. Don't do that again.
That's also- Yeah, that's not a chaser.
That's not a chaser.
Alright Roswell, you got yourself on that one.
Oh...
Laughter Oh, oh.
Laughter That was scary.
Alright, alright. Let's go.
I got my shot.
What are grits? Marcel doesn't know what grits are.
He's clearly not blind. It's hard for me to have this conversation when I sound like a complete racist.
Marcel, I know what grits are.
So, you knew your story. Okay, that can't go with head completion.
Yeah, I'm going to bleep that out. Bro, I can't believe this.
It must be an American thing.
Give me your card. Alright, bring them to the South.
As an American, that would be unforgivable.
And for the record, European bacon is absolute fucking trash.
French bacon. We've only had French bacon.
We had English bacon. It was shit.
It tastes like ham.
English bacon is superior to French bacon.
English bacon is better than French bacon.
No, it's not. Bro, it's all trash compared to American.
What's better than French bacon?
American bacon is superior.
I ain't gonna lie. See, I don't know American bacon, so it's easy.
I don't know any better. He doesn't even know what the Brit is.
Yeah, you should know that. I've been to America a few times, bro.
That's what I mean, bro. Is it nice?
Is it nice? It's super good.
It's nice, but also flavorless.
It's weird. You're looking forward to the day of Mr.
Goon? Stop talking to me.
But Mr. Goon can never be wrong, Tristan.
Yo, Luke, Marcel. Mr.
Goon. Hi, Tristan.
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