CANNES FILM FESTIVAL TATE RELEASE - Tate Confidential Ep 150
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Good song and routine!
My flight is delayed.
But when my flight's delayed, it's not like when your flight's delayed.
I'm not amongst a bunch of peasants, you know, a peasant holding area where there's a Starbucks in the corner with a line.
No, I'm having coffee aboard the jet while the hostess is preparing Kentucky Fried Chicken because I'm a jean.
And I'm sitting here, I'm doing work calls.
And while I'm doing the work calls, I have a lot of people asking to borrow money from me.
One million, two million, five million.
Because I'm super liquid, right?
And these are people who I know I can trust.
I know they'll pay me back. But it's amazing how heavily people are leveraged into this crypto stuff.
Now, I'm pro-crypto.
I'm super pro-crypto. I love crypto in every single way.
But if you've got to a point in your life where you have to sit and look at a number on a screen and pray it goes up or you're fucked, That's ridiculous because you've removed your own control and your own power from your own life, right?
There's a degree of luck involved in all things.
I'm not the kind of guy who wakes up and goes, I need to check this number because if it's not high, I'm in trouble.
That's ridiculous. Never confuse the difference between an investor and someone who knows how to make money.
All these crypto kids, they can invest and do this, whatever, but if the number doesn't change, they can't make money.
I know how to make money.
We teach people in Southern Pustos University how to make money.
And this is important, not only in case things like this happen, where crypto goes down, you have to make some money.
But more importantly, a lot of people are trying to invest their way to the top, but they haven't got any money to start with.
If you can't make a bunch of money, Bitcoin's never going to save you.
Bitcoin's never going to save you, no matter how low it goes and how high it goes, unless you learn to make a bunch of money.
So if you're sitting there and the crypto prices hurt you, or you're sitting there and you're suffering, now is a good lesson in life for you.
You need to learn how to actually make some money.
And because I am so kind, I will actually teach you.
Hustlers University.
Hustlers University.
Hustlers University. You want to learn about Hustlers University.
There's a bunch of rooms to go into, and those rooms have millionaire professors.
You are taught by millionaires that ask your questions.
They give you everything on a silver lining.
It's made it impossible to not make money if you follow what they say.
Not only having contact with actual multi-millionaires, being part of a community of students.
actual multi-millionaires, being part of a community of students.
We all help each other.
It's a community. People that are there for you.
They're all in there for one thing, and that's the main body.
I've already made my money back after the first day.
I've made 5k this month from just joining.
That's fucking crazy. I made 4k in my first month.
I made $2000 in two weeks at 15.
I just made a fucking $20,000 on Gridzone, so fucking cheers!
All in all, I made about $3,000.
My goal was to match my nine-to-five income.
I shattered that by five times.
I will have days where I made $2,000 or $3,000, and that's what I used to make in a month.
That's what allowed me to quit my job.
♪♪ Such a feeling of purpose and fulfillment.
It's pure freedom. It's great.
You know, it's going hard when I'm on.
On this call, I made 30 grand alone.
What am I doing with the money now?
What am I supposed to do now?
You are finally in the right place at the right time.
You are the only person who can make this work, and you're also the only person who can fuck this up.
I say this all the time.
Hustles University is the greatest thing that exists on the face of the planet for people who are trying to escape the matrix.
I will show you how, but you still have to do the work.
And if you only exist amongst the money, you're going to end up with some money.
Welcome to Hustles University. So we're all becoming French maximalists.
Look at all those mega yachts.
That is a lot of mega yachts.
I wonder how many are Russian. How about this?
How about I get a mega yacht for us and we go around Croatia or something?
Should I get a mega yacht? I'll buy a yacht.
Should I buy a yacht? Tristan, should I buy a yacht?
No. Why not?
Yeah, I kind of lean towards no as well.
I don't think we'd really use it.
I only like the waves in the schmotions.
This does look very nice though.
So why doesn't everyone live here?
What's my name? Top G? Snake Blisket.
Snake Blisket. You know what that means?
If you're too interested, you're going to fuck yourselves.
And I'm getting us in my boat.
And we're all going to get on it. Sooner or later.
Sit here thinking, oh yeah, whatever.
Thinking I'll forget. I need to escape New York.
A boat wouldn't help you escape.
I guess it would. You need to escape LA. Okay.
How many eyes do I have? Four?
One. One.
Luke. Snake Plissken.
Alright. This doesn't make sense.
You'll see. Tristan, he's talking nonsense again.
Sooner or later, you'll see. It'll all make sense.
Snake Plissken has one eye.
He makes perfect sense, Luke.
I'm ignoring you guys, and I'm going to become a French maximalist, even though I hate cheese and I hate wine.
And I hate people. So we're in France.
You are. You are.
Bonjour. I'm Luke.
How many eyes does he have?
One. I speak just in French.
How long is his hair? Not very long.
It's hot. Hello.
Hello. Are you happy I took you from your hotel?
No. No, it's good, right?
It's very good. We're not looking at or talking to them.
Bonjour! Bonjour!
And you have your password?
Yeah. Where? She just got me.
She just got me. We're flying to Lou.
This is awesome, guys.
So Tristan doesn't know that he's upset I took his hotel room from him.
He doesn't understand why. But the truth is, it's because we're here to see my movie.
Top G. Top G. Top G the movie.
It's about me being Top G, taking Scott Adams' wife, taking everyone's wives, just being fucking, just being Top G. Flying around on jets, Aikido.
I can't believe they made a movie about you.
Oh, probably. Top G, it's right there.
It's been long in the making. It's been long in the making.
Hollywood blockbuster, Cannes Film Festival.
It's all about me, Top G. When Tristan complains, oh my hotel room, blah, blah, blah.
Now you have to understand it was a worthy reason that we had to get on the Jets in an emergency.
It comes to Top G, the Top G future film.
How do you create such an empire while also making this movie?
Yeah, I mean, it's not easy to do.
I think a lot of people probably underestimate the kind of hard work and dedication that's required to be as creative as I am.
And I always had to learn all the lines, write the script, produce the movie, direct the movie, write the theme tune, be head actor.
Like, there was a lot to do. I just Aikido'd sleep away, got it all done.
Ah, instead of sleep, makes sense.
Instead of sleep, I decided to make Talk To You the movie, so...
I super look forward to the movie.
Yeah, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be good.
Yeah, so I hope everyone enjoys it, and obviously we're here for Kent Film Festival.
We're also gonna show it, stay confidential, the Talk To You official movie.
Nice.
Andrew, what is this?
It's Amazula.
Amazula. All while filming.
So the hilltop's not that secure.
Nothing's that secure. Well, I suppose they could have shot us by now.
If it was grim up there we'd be shot I say money's not real and people are like what do you mean money's not real?
When I say it's not real, I mean there are people who exist in a world where the price of things doesn't really matter, and big money isn't real.
The people up here, no one's going broke.
No one's going poor.
No one's like, what's the price of this?
Most of these people don't understand the concept of broke.
I was broke. I understand what broke is and means.
If you say to these people, I can't afford food, I have no money for food, they'll kind of understand you, but they won't really understand it.
I'll be like, well maybe I don't have money for a new mirrored pool, but all in all, I can afford to eat.
Surely there's no one out there who can't afford to eat.
Even though there's lots of people who can't afford to eat, I was living.
So money's not real. Once you surpass a certain threshold, you get to the point where money is just...
It's the code in the matrix, but you Aikido the matrix.
Like you have all these assets, you have land, you have houses, you have properties, you can lend against them, mortgage against them, move things around.
Oh, I'm poor. Let me just move the pieces around.
Haha, money's appeared.
Go to the bank. Hi bank, I need money.
Here's as much money as you want.
Money's not real once you pass a certain threshold.
You've really been in a world where you still think money is real than you were broking.
They say this often. They say, you know what you've got?
You ain't got much, and it's completely true.
I have no idea how much money I have.
I still can't calculate it. I don't know how much all my property's worth, all my crypto's worth, all the land I have is worth, my commercial properties are worth, inflation.
I can't even work it out. I don't know what I have.
All I know is that if I want something, I can have it because money's not real.
I walk into the car dealership, give me it.
I want this. I want a Bugatti.
I want a jet. I want a boat. Give me this.
Give me this. Give me this. Give me this. Where's the money come from?
Oh, just talk to this guy and he'll move something inside of some fucking shadow conglomerate and then it appears.
Money isn't real if you're sitting there thinking in terms of money numbers on a screen I have this much to buy this many things then you are a broke a What are we doing? We're doing the real world. Tristan, we