Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - TESTING A RUSSIAN SUPERCAR | Tate Confidential Ep.145
Aired: 2022-07-27
Duration: 18:17


=== Russian Supercar Mystery (07:30) ===

[00:00:04]  What is this? So where's Andrew?
[00:00:39]  Don't know. What are you doing?
[00:00:43]  I'm squeezing a hand squeezer.
[00:00:46]  If I do it a million times a day, I'll become powerful enough to crush a grapefruit with the power of my mind.
[00:00:54]  Is God punishing us?
[00:00:55]  The new Porsche is here and it's raining.
[00:00:57]  So, I'm driving the rain.
[00:01:09]  That's not exactly what you do when a new Porsche comes.
[00:01:12]  The Porsche has been done and it's yours and you can drive any time you like.
[00:01:16]  Yeah, but it's raining. So?
[00:01:18]  Is that why Andrew left?
[00:01:19]  He knew it was going to rain?
[00:01:22]  Listen, Luke. If I squeeze this a million times a day, the grapefruit won't even need my hand to crush it.
[00:01:31]  I can just crush it with the power of my mind.
[00:01:35]  That's what you should do when it's raining.
[00:01:37]  This is stupid. 999,999?
[00:01:45]  A million. That's a million today.
[00:01:48]  No, it's not. I have to do a million for a week.
[00:01:50]  No, you've been doing it for a while, but that's not been a million.
[00:01:52]  Did you count? No.
[00:01:53]  Because I was counting. This is stupid.
[00:01:57]  Why? I don't know.
[00:01:59]  What? Andrew said, and you said, there were no more cars to buy.
[00:02:04]  There are none.
[00:02:05]  Build a magazine, we have all the cars.
[00:02:07]  I have, while Andrew's away doing his shit, purchased a new car.
[00:02:13]  The best car.
[00:02:14]  We don't need cars in this.
[00:02:15]  One of the best cars ever made.
[00:02:18]  Pagani Shmagani.
[00:02:20]  You know all the car brands, but are you familiar with Russian supercars?
[00:02:26]  No. I don't think they make it.
[00:02:27]  There is a Russian supercar.
[00:02:29]  I don't think those exist. That exists.
[00:02:30]  They absolutely do exist.
[00:02:32]  I don't think they do. And with everything going on in Russia and Ukraine right now, I thought it would be difficult to get my hands on one of You didn't get a Russian supercar.
[00:02:43]  I absolutely did.
[00:02:44]  It's parked outside.
[00:02:46]  For all of you guys who take confidential, and you can drive the Bugatti every day.
[00:02:50]  The Rolls Royce, the Lambo.
[00:02:52]  I don't want it. I have a new car that transcends every other vehicle in terms of coolness, speed, sleek design.
[00:03:01]  The Russians do some things right, I'm telling you.
[00:03:04]  They don't have a supercar brand.
[00:03:06]  I've never heard of a supercar Russian brand ever.
[00:03:09]  You're going to come outside and you're about to see.
[00:03:11]  Welcome to big school. He doesn't, he's lying.
[00:03:16]  So Tristan claims to have this super cool car.
[00:03:21]  He kept saying, film me drive in, as if...
[00:03:24]  He didn't buy a Pagani, and there's no such thing as a Russian supercar, so...
[00:03:29]  It might be a joke, maybe he's trying to lock me out the house.
[00:03:36]  Alright, it's definitely a car.
[00:03:39]  Thanks for watching!
[00:03:41]  Honk honk!
[00:03:42]  What is this?
[00:03:44]  What is that?
[00:03:49]  Told you Luke. What is that? A supercar.
[00:04:10]  That's not a Russian supercar.
[00:04:11]  It's a Russian supercar. I was very close.
[00:04:17]  That's all right. It's close, but it's fine.
[00:04:19]  Russia's supercar, Lou. What do you think?
[00:04:21]  It's not a Russia supercar. It is a Russia supercar.
[00:04:23]  What is it? This is a Lada 1500.
[00:04:25]  This is the coolest car in the world.
[00:04:27]  What does that mean? Admit it's the coolest car that we own.
[00:04:29]  It was made in the USSR. It's not the coolest car we own.
[00:04:33]  Well, I'm driving it everywhere. Club, restaurant, Italy.
[00:04:37]  We have a Bugatti. I'll drive it to Saint-Tropez.
[00:04:40]  You could drive the Bugatti. Would it even get there?
[00:04:42]  You could drive the Bugatti.
[00:04:43]  This will get anywhere, mate. This came all the way here from Moscow.
[00:04:47]  I don't think it'll get anywhere.
[00:04:49]  I love it. I don't give a shit if you like it right now.
[00:04:52]  It doesn't even have a mirror on this side.
[00:04:54]  It doesn't need a mirror on that side.
[00:04:55]  It's actually got really good visibility.
[00:04:57]  To be fair, besides the Rolls-Royce, this car probably has the best visibility of any car that we own.
[00:05:04]  That can't be true. It's completely true.
[00:05:07]  Besides the Rolls-Royce, best visibility.
[00:05:09]  It literally doesn't have a right mirror.
[00:05:10]  But you can still see completely.
[00:05:12]  So how could you see here where I'm standing?
[00:05:15]  I don't need to. I don't want to look at you.
[00:05:18]  Why would I try to look at you?
[00:05:20]  Steel construction? Heavy steel?
[00:05:22]  It's steel? None of this crappy carbon fiber these cars made out of.
[00:05:26]  Yeah, but they're made out of carbon fiber for a reason.
[00:05:28]  Yeah, this steel is stronger.
[00:05:30]  No, but it's supposed to crunch up.
[00:05:31]  It's not supposed to be strong.
[00:05:33]  Otherwise, all the energy goes into you, the little person inside.
[00:05:37]  I think the top automotive engineers of 1979 Moscow know a little bit more than you.
[00:05:45]  That's right, 1979.
[00:05:46]  That's when this car was built.
[00:05:48]  All original parts.
[00:05:51]  Paint, windows, the engine, the oil, brake fluid.
[00:05:55]  All original. Okay, so to clarify, this is not a Russian supercar.
[00:05:59]  Is it? Is it Russian?
[00:06:02]  It might be Russian. Will this turn heads when you're driving down the street?
[00:06:05]  I don't think so.
[00:06:08]  I think it will. It's kind of just a plain car.
[00:06:10]  It's not a plain car. It's very small.
[00:06:14]  This is something special. This is something special.
[00:06:18]  That is not something special.
[00:06:23]  This is something special.
[00:06:25]  I'm just trying to take confidential viewers the actual special things.
[00:06:30]  Yeah, like the Bugatti.
[00:06:34]  Lots of people have car collections in the world.
[00:06:36]  Admit that I might be the only man in the world who has a Bugatti and a Lada 1500.
[00:06:40]  You might be that man because no other Bugatti owner wants a Lada.
[00:06:43]  Maybe he's a Russian oligarch who's rich enough and G enough to find himself a working Lada.
[00:06:50]  Windscreen hypers work.
[00:06:51]  It's a beautiful car, dude. I know you're jealous.
[00:06:55]  I'm not jealous. I don't think Andrew's going to be jealous either.
[00:06:57]  Andrew's going to be super jealous. I'm leaving it parked here.
[00:06:59]  I moved the Lambo on purpose because I think this needs the premier parking spot so people see it when they walk into the house.
[00:07:05]  The Ferrari's pretty cool.
[00:07:06]  The Rolls, yes, and they're pretty cool.
[00:07:08]  Boom! Right in the middle.
[00:07:10]  So we're just going to have this parked here forever and it's just going to rot.
[00:07:14]  It's my car. I know, but you're never going to actually drive it.
[00:07:18]  That's a boss key.
[00:07:19]  None of this fancy lights and buttons and switches like the fucking BMW and the Rolls.
[00:07:24]  Doesn't that mean it's easy to steal?
[00:07:25]  If someone tries to steal this lot out, they're fucking dead.
[00:07:29]  This is my pride and joy.
[00:07:33]  What is the War Room?

=== Leave the Room Upside Down (10:28) ===

[00:07:35]  The War Room is the greatest global network which exists on planet Earth.
[00:07:40]  The War Room is a global organization with members, bases, and influence in over 70 countries.
[00:07:46]  The network contains varied expertise which allows them to exert influence globally.
[00:07:51]  Every member has either achieved or is working towards the ultimate goal of all intelligent men.
[00:07:57]  Freedom. In a world of slavery, despite heavy infiltration of media channels, attempts have been made to silence known leadership.
[00:08:05]  However, their influence has increased.
[00:08:07]  The spread is accelerating.
[00:08:09]  We have identified a new suspect associated with the growth of the organization.
[00:08:15]  The Matrix cannot allow these minds to be free.
[00:08:21]  Once understood, the Matrix can be exploited.
[00:08:25]  They know how to bend our rules.
[00:08:28]  They know how to win the game.
[00:08:30]  Our control mechanisms rely on ignorance, on isolation.
[00:08:34]  This network is teaching the truth.
[00:08:37]  They must be stopped.
[00:08:40]  It is imperative we attempt to I put the table upside down.
[00:09:11]  You did? Tristan put his stool upside down.
[00:09:15]  Let me... So this is our table now.
[00:09:18]  Okay. Put the remote upside down.
[00:09:20]  It's true. Okay.
[00:09:22]  I think I'm beginning to understand.
[00:09:25]  Wait a second. Hey, hi.
[00:09:31]  Hi. My table.
[00:09:36]  Do you admit we loudly did an upside down vault?
[00:09:39]  Do you admit we reversed gravity?
[00:09:42]  Hey guys.
[00:09:44]  Nice.
[00:09:47]  I think I'm starting to understand.
[00:09:49]  Luke, do you admit that we've reversed gravity?
[00:09:51]  We may have. We might be able to.
[00:09:52]  Wait a minute, wait a minute. Do you admit that gravity is now inversed?
[00:10:02]  It might be. Look, my Walter is not leaving the mall.
[00:10:06]  It's just what multi-millionaires do in suites in London.
[00:10:09]  Why are we even in this hotel?
[00:10:10]  Why are we even in London? Wait a second.
[00:10:17]  That is a thing! I saw it!
[00:10:23]  I'm thinking of opening a time vortex.
[00:10:26]  That doesn't mean anything. If I open a hole in space-time, I'd open a time vortex.
[00:10:31]  Okay. Because time doesn't exist, only clocks exist.
[00:10:35]  Yes, true. So if I go back in time and destroy the clocks, then we can live in a world where no one ever dies.
[00:10:41]  Do you agree with that, Luke? It sounds like nonsense, like you guys look at the tables.
[00:10:46]  Like... If I open the time vortex and destroy all the clocks, we'll all live forever.
[00:10:50]  But that's not time vortex, that's just alcohol.
[00:10:53]  If you drink loads of alcohol, doesn't time pass quicker?
[00:10:56]  No. Alright Luke, if you had to stay- If you passed out from booze, would time disappear?
[00:11:02]  Sort of. Well let me ask you a question Luke.
[00:11:04]  You can tell the time on this watch if I showed you the watch right now, correct?
[00:11:06]  After 40 vodkas, It's blurry, correct?
[00:11:11]  Okay. So all minutes and hours of the day fade into one another.
[00:11:15]  No, but they still pass. No, they don't.
[00:11:17]  So if I destroy all the clocks, we'll live forever.
[00:11:22]  Time isn't real. Clocks are real.
[00:11:24]  The problem is, when you open a time vortex, you need two points for the ions to travel between.
[00:11:30]  Yeah, I hear you. Two!
[00:11:33]  Ah! I see!
[00:11:35]  I see where this is going!
[00:11:39]  Okay, but why is booze involved?
[00:11:42]  Luke, why does the booze need to open the ion port?
[00:11:45]  Because if you had your space suit on, we could transcend through space time without the need for this boozing.
[00:11:51]  But you never fucking do, do you, Luke?
[00:11:52]  Ever, ever. What do geese do?
[00:11:58]  They fly. Correct?
[00:12:00]  Okay. And you walk like a stupid wingless duck.
[00:12:03]  You walk? No, I fly.
[00:12:05]  You don't fly. That's a lie.
[00:12:07]  No, you just haven't drank enough.
[00:12:08]  You're thinking in black and white, and I'm thinking in gray.
[00:12:11]  Yeah. You moved, and you moved left.
[00:12:14]  There's nothing more refreshing there is than meat gray goose.
[00:12:20]  Refreshing. I don't even need a chaser.
[00:12:22]  I don't want one. Come on, Luke.
[00:12:24]  Drink your booze. Drink your booze, Luke.
[00:12:26]  Drink your booze, yes it is.
[00:12:28]  We have to open an iron portal, Luke.
[00:12:30]  Drink your booze.
[00:12:31]  It's not through booze.
[00:12:33]  It is. It's not.
[00:12:37]  It tastes like hairspray and it makes you want to vomit.
[00:12:39]  It tastes like hairspray.
[00:12:40]  Makes me want to walk.
[00:12:41]  That's how you travel through time?
[00:12:43]  Can you admit that we are now at a different time than we were a minute ago?
[00:12:51]  The time has changed. Do you admit the time has changed?
[00:12:53]  I do feel the eye off. I feel them.
[00:13:01]  Alright, phone charger.
[00:13:02]  We've got our iPhone charger here.
[00:13:03]  So what are we doing? We're going downstairs with no phones.
[00:13:07]  No work, no networks.
[00:13:08]  I need the networks. So I'm taking this phone to film Tech Confidential and besides that we leave all of our phones here.
[00:13:15]  Is that the plan? There's a time vortex,
[00:13:42]  Luke! Which direction did I throw the spoon?
[00:13:47]  You threw it that way. But it hit you.
[00:13:49]  Because I bent it!
[00:13:50]  No, because I bent it!
[00:13:52]  Through the wormhole, out the other side.
[00:13:54]  Out the other side. Come on, Luke.
[00:13:55]  We're going with pints. Pints. Pints, let's go.
[00:14:01]  We need drinking. Pints, let's go.
[00:14:03]  Let's go. Let's go, Luke.
[00:14:05]  Final thing I need to do.
[00:14:06]  Final? Look at him on his laptop.
[00:14:09]  You speak to the world through your fingers like a f***ing incel.
[00:14:16]  Fuck this. No phones.
[00:14:17]  Leave your phone here. Leave your phone here.
[00:14:20]  Drop it, Luke. No phones.
[00:14:23]  Take confidential filming only.
[00:14:27]  This hotel costs £2,500 a day to stay in.
[00:14:31]  Do you realize that, Luke?
[00:14:32]  I do. I do realize that.
[00:14:34]  You realize that this hotel costs £2,500?
[00:14:36]  And you guys want me to leave the room.
[00:14:37]  Per room, per night. You guys want me to leave the room.
[00:14:39]  Waste the room. Waste the nice room.
[00:14:43]  Go on, Luke. Handle it.
[00:14:49]  Go wait for the emergency. What emergency?
[00:14:51]  You have to press the button for the wheelchair for the people to come take you and push you.
[00:14:54]  I press the button. Can't you hear it beeping? No.
[00:14:58]  I'm in your wheelchair right now.
[00:15:00]  I am. I admit it.
[00:15:02]  What's this? Nothing.
[00:15:06]  Knew it. Right, so loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of booze, yeah?
[00:15:11]  No. Picking up money.
[00:15:14]  I need it. There's two pints.
[00:15:16]  Luke, what's your favorite animal?
[00:15:25]  Bye.
[00:15:25]  Bye!
[00:15:26]  Bye!
[00:15:27]  Luke is so upset that he has no electronic devices.
[00:15:31]  Metaverse is inside of me.
[00:15:32]  No, you can't exist in the Metaverse in your mind.
[00:15:35]  I can't. You don't have access. I do.
[00:15:37]  No, you don't. You can't communicate through your fingers.
[00:15:39]  I don't need to communicate. I just need to think about what I'm going to communicate in the future.
[00:15:42]  Saving me time now.
[00:15:45]  What's your favorite animal? I'll be back to you in a sec.
[00:15:48]  Is it a fish? One second.
[00:15:50]  What is your favourite colour?
[00:15:53]  One second, Tristan. Maybe he's the one we can plug into the mainframe, who's mine.
[00:16:02]  Admit your favorite color is rainbow.
[00:16:04]  London's alright in the sunshine.
[00:16:11]  It is. He's in the shade.
[00:16:16]  You're in the shade. Looks like he's in the shade.
[00:16:20]  Clear sun. Shade.
[00:16:22]  Do you know what shade's caused by?
[00:16:25]  No. Homoerotic fantasies.
[00:16:28]  Ah. It all makes sense now.
[00:16:31]  It does, doesn't it? Yeah. Luke, you are in the shade.
[00:16:34]  No, I'm in the sunlight. You're in the sunlight.
[00:16:36]  I'm in the sunlight. You can't prove that.
[00:16:38]  You know what? I can. Nope.
[00:16:39]  Because I'm going to film you right back.
[00:16:43]  I'm in the sunlight. I'm gonna film you right back being in the shade and I have sun on me.
[00:16:47]  No. Your phone has been programmed by you to make it look like I'm in the shade when in fact I'm in the sun.
[00:16:54]  The bright warm sun is healing me.
[00:16:59]  Listen, I think we need to go somewhere that we haven't been in a long time.
[00:17:02]  We always come to London.
[00:17:03]  All we do is complain about it. We always end up here.
[00:17:07]  Let's go to the moon. You don't have your space suit.
[00:17:10]  I don't have my space suit but they might give me one.
[00:17:15]  Let's get bikes and do as him and go cycling.
[00:17:17]  That does not sound fun.
[00:17:20]  Let's take the supercars and drive through Europe again.
[00:17:23]  Tristan, what are we doing?
[00:17:27]  I mean, I don't have to inform you because you heard him.
[00:17:33]  Inform me of what? Tristan said he's not talking to you.
[00:17:37]  Can you let Tristan know that even if he doesn't talk to me, I'll just talk to him through you.
[00:17:45]  Hi, Tristan. Do you really want me to explain what Andrew said?
[00:17:52]  I'm not talking to Andrew, but I'm not listening to you.
[00:17:56]  Shit. Over here.
[00:17:59]  Oh, caviar. Alright, so we agree.
[00:18:01]  Caviar. So that means we have to go to...

=== Belarus Again? (00:13) ===

[00:18:04]  We're Belarus again?
[00:18:10]  Thank you. What?
[00:18:15]  You see what's wrong, right?
[00:18:16]  It's not just me. I'm not going crazy.