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Only Friend On The Plane
00:04:52
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| Oh | |
| The Porsche's I like fortune they need something They need a little something because they're a bit boring on their own. | |
| Do you know what I mean? | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| Bro, it looks incredible. | |
| I'm just deciding. | |
| Interesting. Fuck. | |
| I took myself a nice big jet. | |
| Fuck outta here. I'm good. | |
| Should be enough for one person. | |
| Got a little bed at the back. | |
| I want to take a nap. | |
| TV screens, etc. | |
| You're my only friend on this plane. | |
| I have no one else but you. | |
| Me? Yeah, you're my only friend on the plane. | |
| No one else is coming. My name is Andrea. | |
| Nice to meet you. Are you Romanian? | |
| Yes. Ah, hello Andrea. | |
| Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. | |
| Perfect. All right, I'll choose something in a little bit. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Cheers! | |
| Perfect! | |
| Music Oh, no. Tristan? Oh, you're not there. | |
| What about Tristan? You sleeping? You chilling? | |
| Oh. Tristan's not chilling on the plane. | |
| Where's Tristan? T? T, where you at? | |
| T? Tristan? Tristan, it's raining outside. | |
| Yeah. And we live in a mess. | |
| It's your mess. I'm happy. | |
| I'm now a bare minimalist. | |
| What are you eating? | |
| No seasoning, no flavor. | |
| That doesn't sound good. Got pills with zinc and calcium. | |
| Where's Andrew? No idea. | |
| Celery. Wipe it with my t-shirt. | |
| Wipe the dirt off of my t-shirt first. | |
| What is this? Where's Andrew? | |
| I am now a monk. | |
| What do you mean a monk? | |
| There's like McDonald's here and shit. | |
| That McDonald's coffee is not mine and you know it. | |
| I do know that. | |
| Celery, can of tuna, zinc and calcium pills. | |
| Oh That's all the man needs. | |
| But where's, where's Andrew? | |
| So what's a nice towel? | |
| Uhhhh Nice hot towel Bye! | |
| Ooh, Luke, you knew how hot that was. | |
| Luke, you fucking loser, you stupid little prick. | |
| You tell me, I ain't supposed to do the count. | |
| I lost all my numbers in my phone. | |
| I've no one to talk to, I have no friends. | |
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Double The Flavor
00:07:45
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| I'm saying Tom and John. | |
| Off to Monte Carlo, Luke. | |
| I wish I knew what to say, but I can't. | |
| I'm going to go to the bathroom. | |
| I'll give you a little discount. | |
| $5.65 for Joe! | |
| Joe! | |
| Joe! | |
| $5.65. | |
| Joe! | |
| I'll throw you in. Hi Luke, | |
| what are you doing? Making a super Big Mac. | |
| See this bread? It's bullshit. | |
| Basically poison. So, you get nice chicken nuggets, you put it there, and you make a super Big Mac. | |
| This is how they should sell Big Macs, but maybe I should take over McDonald's. | |
| It's alright, don't worry, I have an idea. | |
| Jason, what are you doing? I'm making a super fillet of fish. | |
| We all know fillet of fishes are the best sandwiches that McDonald's sell. | |
| Everybody knows that. So if I scrape the sauce and the fish and the cheese from this one and transplant it into this one, I have double the flavor Double the flavor. | |
| Double the flavor. With half of the bread. | |
| So wait, wait, so why don't they sell these? | |
| Why don't they sell them like this? | |
| This is a business masterclass. | |
| Andrew can't be eating it better than us. | |
| It's impossible. No way. | |
| That's fucking excellent. Man, I wonder what Andrew's fucking eating. | |
| He's probably eating fucking bullshit. | |
| He's not eating like this. No way. | |
| No way. Double the flavor. | |
| Double the power. So now I've invented the quarter pound mac. | |
| So what you do is you take the standard McDonald's quarter pounder with all of its ketchup, cheese, and pickles. | |
| You toss off the first bit of bread. | |
| Okay. Then you open up your Big Mac and you take this piece of bread that they put in the middle of the Big Mac. | |
| You scrape off the cheesy saucy goodness. | |
| Okay. And you replace the piece of bread with your quarter pound meat slab. | |
| Okay. Then you have a Big Mac, but instead of having a crappy piece of bread in the middle, you have a quarter pounder slice in the middle. | |
| I call it the quarter pound Mac. | |
| The quarter pound Mac? | |
| Mm-hmm. Why does no one come up with this stuff? | |
| I know, you'd think that a multi-billion dollar corporation like McDonald's could think a little bit and actually come up with products that are decent. | |
| This is good eating. Man. | |
| Fuck, I know. Andrew can't be eating like us. | |
| No way! No way! | |
| I'm going to the gym. | |
| Tristan, what are you doing? | |
| I think I've discovered something amazing. | |
| What? So, the chicken tender. | |
| Okay. Milkshake. | |
| Nice. Super protein shake. | |
| Protein. Nice. | |
| Nice milky flavor. | |
| Great. Ice creamy. | |
| Very good. Highly recommended. | |
| There's no way Andrew's beating this. | |
| What? There are none. | |