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July 27, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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EATING CAMEL IN DUBAI 🐪 | Tate Confidential Ep. 140
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Andrew has just sealed the business deal of the century.
Good showman retain!
Good showman retain!
Take off with a big bang.
Good showman retain!
Fresh camel burger.
One. Give me a camel burger.
And give me these Cheetos noodles.
We don't need those Cheetos noodles.
We don't need those Cheetos noodles.
Yeah, Cheetos noodles and a camel burger.
You definitely need the camel. That's the camel burger.
It's not the Cheetos noodles. It's the Cheetos noodles.
I really think that's Cheetos and Robert.
It's crushed Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
It's Cheetos time. That's not, that's not?
What color did you come here in? Oh yeah, let me get you in this photo.
Yeah. Cheetos noodles, fresh camel burger, dinner menu, mutton biryani, and one of them.
Everything. And water.
Four waters, please.
My cousin will pay. He's rich.
Thanks. Yeah, that's it.
Just destroyed a distinctly average chicken burger.
Yep. Now we are here for our camel burger.
It's gonna be amazing, isn't it?
It does smell different to beef.
I was worried it might just be beef and they lied to me.
Yeah. But it does actually smell a bit camel-y.
Yeah. I'm not sure that's a good thing or a bad thing.
This is water for you to drink. And you, why?
I don't drink any water anymore.
Wait, what do you mean? I don't need it.
That doesn't mean anything. I don't need water anymore.
Okay, so, is camel the best meat of the world?
Should we go to a camera only diet?
Problem we have is the chicken burger we just ate was of exceptionally low quality.
Yep. So I don't know if this is low quality camel or high quality camel.
So it's very hard to judge camel as a whole.
It is. Although after this one bite, I no longer need water.
I don't need water ever again.
I'll never drink again. That's not true.
You're going to have to drink water at some point.
I would describe it as bland, tasteless, Horrible.
Give me some. Just meatless meat.
It's almost like a vegan burger would taste.
There's not even a taste, really.
Not really a taste. I can just taste bread.
But maybe it's low quality Camel.
Maybe Camel's supposed to be better than that.
Maybe go to a random gas station with no Wi-Fi in the middle of the desert.
It's not the best place to try new foods.
What do you think? Do you taste anything?
I can't taste anything. But also, I don't think it's because of the place that we're at.
I'm just gonna judge all Camels now.
Camel's horrible. Yeah.
Yeah, very bland. Has no taste while also tasting bad at the same time.
Yeah, very interesting. No taste, but...
Bad. But it's not good.
Yeah, very interesting.
Less than neutral. We'll try the next ones.
The next cuisine. That does five star.
I guarantee you, as much as you've tried to protest, the best food we eat today was the Cheetos.
No, no, no. Cheetos. The Cheeto ramen.
Yeah, you're going to look at the Cheetos and go, oh, you don't need that.
It's just Cheetos. And you're going to start going, that's fucking the best.
So I was right. Use a camel burger and fail.
For some reason, I thought the meat would give us power, but I don't think there's any power in this meat.
I do admit, since I've eaten it, I've never drunk a single thing.
Since I've eaten camel, I've never, ever had a sip of water, ever, in my entire life.
That is true. Do you admit that?
That's true, but you're going to drink water eventually.
Never again. I don't even know.
You will. Thank you.
And you have forks.
You have one fork. Can we have another fork?
Yes, please. Okay, so no Cheeto things yet.
Must be the hardest for them to cook because it's so cuisine.
It's a delicate cuisine.
Yep, the most delicate. Okay, so the Cheeto ramen noodles have arrived, and they looked much better in the pictures.
Listen, mate. Thank you.
Can you mess up and drop me water?
You still haven't drank any water.
That's true. I'm a witness.
He did not drink any water.
Also, all this stuff is very, very low.
2 out of 10, something like that.
2, 3 out of 10. Yeah, it's weird.
It doesn't necessarily taste bad.
You can just taste that it's extremely low quality.
Yeah. For some reason, I genuinely thought this was a hidden gem deep in the desert.
I didn't think people would get low quality rice.
No, me neither. Somehow they didn't.
Somehow you can get cheap shit rice.
Right. Cheetos and ramen.
Now, I know you accused this.
Put some hot sauce in there.
I know you accused this of just being ramen noodles with crushed up Cheetos.
But on closer inspection, we can see that it's clearly not the case.
No, that is the case.
Clearly not the case.
Everything we've had so far has been horrible.
I'm going to try this. I don't even think these are just ramen noodles.
They're somehow low-quality ramen.
If the rest of the food was a 2 out of 10, I'd give this a two and a half maybe.
I agree. I've just had some.
This is absolutely the best thing on the menu.
So, when you said we didn't eat it, we should eat camel.
No, this is actually all that we can eat.
You admit that this is the best thing.
Everything else we barely eat.
Yeah. Whereas this is actually, although it may be terrible for us, tastes kind of a three, maybe a four.
Literally. I thought the, whatever it's called...
Biryani. Biryani would save us.
I was wrong. I was very wrong.
When in doubt, trust Jesus, my friend.
Play your American. I should have known.
The American way. The American way.
Chillin' in Dubai. This is what happens when you're outside the Matrix.
You're geographically free.
Anyone who's watched the Matrix carefully understands that the people inside the Matrix realize that something isn't right, so they escape the Matrix.
Once they've escaped the Matrix, they realize how the Matrix works, and they plug back into the Matrix with new powers.
And then they hack the Matrix, and then they escape again.
That's what I do. I hope you're paying attention to me.
I hope you can hear me over my W16 quad-turbo 8-liter Bugatti.
Wait, what color?
I hope it's not too loud for you when it's idling here in the middle of the night in Dubai.
You're sitting there going to work for bills to pay.
None of those things are real.
There is no spoof.
Money's not real. The numbers on the screen.
They're about to pass another 1.5 trillion for government spending.
What are they going to spend it on? Nobody knows.
Let's go into somebody.
You think I'm rich because I have a 5.5 million dollar car?
That's nothing!
Jump change!
I consider myself poor.
You're sitting here with a NIST, Annika.
You're sitting here pretty well off.
I'm doing okay, actually.
I put some money in my 401.
Money's not real. You still believe in the spoon.
I don't believe in the spoon.
That's how I bend things.
You understand? I'm the little monk kid that bends the spoon.
I'm the man who walks in Jacob& Co.
and says, how much is the watch that's going to match my Bugatti?
And he says $455,000.
And I think, that's a bargain!
Can I see the Bugatti shirt or what?
It has built-in 16-piston Bugatti Chiron engine.
If you get the Bugatti and then if you don't have a Bugatti watch...
Then you say it's not even having the Bugatti.
Like, why even have it? 450,000 US. Pardon.
I'm the man who just contacted the Burj Khalifa trying to put his name all over it.
That's me. I'm that guy.
I tell you these things.
I waste my time like the fucking philanthropic, nice, beautiful, gorgeous, handsome man I am.
Explaining I came from nothing.
I hacked the matrix.
I escaped and I'm back to free your minds.
Like Morpheus. I'm making the call.
I'm trying to give you the red pill.
And even though I have $5.5 million card, $20 Six more cars at home, and millions and millions of dollars, and all this monumental success, people still sit there and go, hmm, I don't know if I can trust you.
If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
Your university professor?
He's an agent. He's a slave to the machine.
You must wake up and you're only gonna escape with my help You You you
Emergency meeting.
Andrew has just sealed the business deal of the system.
Alright, what's the business deal? Am I correct?
It's the first emergency meeting we've had in the new house.
And by coincidence, I've also pulled off something monumental.
Monumental. Very currently, Luke thinks he knows about business.
I've got my sales team.
I sit here and do my work.
Andrew has a bank transfer.
On its way to his bank from Bugatti Motors Limited.
A bank transfer from Bugatti.
Have you ever pulled up anything like that?
It's a hell of a business deal.
We are in the money.
What's the business deal? Bugatti are sending me money.
For what? Do you understand that that makes me the greatest businessman of all time?
But for what? Because I overpaid by nine pounds and they said they have to give it back to me.
And I said I don't want it and they said no, we have to give it back to you for a pound.
So they're sending nine pounds.
So we're rich! So we don't ignore you.
We don't do it. Bugatti is sending us money now.
You even said you didn't want it.
Listen. No, that's called a takeaway.
That's business. It's a sales technique.
Don't you know what you think about business, Luke?
No, no, I don't want to almost send it to you.
Woo! Bugatti is sending us nine pounds.
In the money. We are rich now, basically for it.
If I need more money, I'll just buy one of the Bugatti and get another nine pounds.
Well, how will we get the money to buy the Bugatti?
Luke, you must understand this.
From the nine pounds that build up from the various Bugatti transfers.
We're already nine pounds on our way there.
What I'll do is I'll refinance the current Bugatti to buy Bugatti and get another nine pounds.
And then I'll just build a pyramid.
Yeah, two millions. To the point where the nine pounds add up to the point where I'm rich enough to pay off the Bugatti's.
You don't know math. Didn't you study math?
If it goes on forever, what's nine times infinity?
There we go. Infinite money.
There's going to be a limited number of baguettes.
Now we have nine pounds on the way.
We need to stop all work completely.
It's over. We need to go out and spend as much money as possible because we are rich drivers.
Baguette now sent us money.
Say pay us. Say pay us.
We're sponsored by Baguette.
Have Baguette ever given you any money?
No. Exactly. No, I've gotten nine pounds before.
Chipotle's given me nine pounds before.
Oh yeah, you're lying. They gave you dollars.
Okay, then you don't like this.
Have you ever got mine pants from a multi-fucking national company?
Have you ever got mine pants from one of the most prestigious car businesses, the car companies in the world?
No. The most prestigious brands in the world, have they ever sent you money?
Any of them. Versace, Gucci, fuck, anybody.
Sunseeker, Galaxy, Lambo.
Anybody ever sent you money? No.
No, because you're a fucking loser.
Business is over. We're closing everything.
It's done. We're close to you.
Close it all.
34 years apart from it.
We're finally made it, we made it, finally. We're gonna be done, we're going out, let's move. Woo!
We just left, there was 10 supercars.
Some fucking chick.
Some chicken. Andrew, you live in a poor country.
You will not see as many supercars in a row in fucking London, New York, nowhere.
You walk around Bucharest, it's just Lambos, Ferraris.
Lambos are gross. Mafia money.
And they're like, oh, the country says it's poor.
That's all in the books. They don't understand how we work out here.
Taxes? Facts!
You can't catch! You don't understand how it works.
It's the richest country in the world.
Why me?
Guys I managed to go shave something even better Again. Again, because Luke's fucked up business, obviously.
Even better than Bagatti sending us money.
I bought a shoe rack and they sent us a free sensor soap dispenser.
Free. So wait, now we can wash our hands without touching the soap dispenser.
Without the soap dispenser and it cost us zero money.
Zero money. So if you kept negotiating this business here, how much do you think these are worth?
20, 30 bucks? Yeah. And we can sell them.
We have unlimited free money.
Unlimited free money. Forever. Unlimited free soft.
If you continue to negotiate yourself.
Correct. This is stupid.
What the fuck have you done lately? I'm a fucking genius.
What have you done for the business life? I'm a fucking genius.
The guys send us money.
Free soft dispensers.
What the fuck have you done lately?
Well, with your pathetic fucking life.
Nothing. That's worth money.
Alright, so let's order infinite of those.
Hear me out. Sell them for $1 each.
Nice and cheap. That's not how it works.
Isn't it? No.
How much did this cost? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? The free box was a soap dispenser, but there's no soap dispenser in the free box.
They've given me this.
What is it? Wait, so it's not a free soap dispenser.
Grab a blade. Nice.
From the magnet on the table.
Oh yeah, you think we're just sitting on the warm table if we can't grab blades and gums at random?
It's actually free vitamin C facial cream.
Right, that's got to be worth at least three to four dollars.
Wait, so who gave you this? Why?
Listen, I bought a shoe rack, and they gave me a free soap dispenser, but they put it as a soap dispenser really to fool you, Luke, because I always knew all along there was free facial cream, which is what I really wanted.
This is a high demand. I want to start a cosmetic company.
This is high demand stuff. High demand stuff.
So now we're going to be richer than we've ever been.
If we have infinite bottles of this, we can sell it.
For an amount like one cent.
No, but you had to buy a shoe rack.
Luke, what is one cent times a hundred billion?
That's right. I don't know.
A billion. A billion.
By a hundred. Doesn't mean no math.
Listen. So I'm a millionaire.
Luke. One cent.
Can you admit the guy you sent us money because of me?
They did. Can you admit free facial cream because of me?
But it's not free. You had to buy something.
I admit that this is facial cream which is free which was sent to me for free.
Okay. So you confess.
So you confess. So we've got money from spaghetti plus a billion dollar business.
So I have just given you a business acumen masterclass.
Do you agree? What have you done, Mike?
Working. Fucking.
Working. Fucking.
Worm. Worm.
I'm ready.
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