Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - EATING CAMEL IN DUBAI 🐪 | Tate Confidential Ep. 140
Aired: 2022-07-27
Duration: 17:14


=== Cheetos Noodles Controversy (06:14) ===

[00:00:04]  Andrew has just sealed the business deal of the century.
[00:00:09]  Good showman retain!
[00:00:11]  Good showman retain!
[00:00:22]  Take off with a big bang.
[00:00:28]  Good showman retain!
[00:00:30]  Fresh camel burger.
[00:00:42]  One. Give me a camel burger.
[00:00:44]  And give me these Cheetos noodles.
[00:00:46]  We don't need those Cheetos noodles.
[00:00:49]  We don't need those Cheetos noodles.
[00:00:50]  Yeah, Cheetos noodles and a camel burger.
[00:00:53]  You definitely need the camel. That's the camel burger.
[00:00:55]  It's not the Cheetos noodles. It's the Cheetos noodles.
[00:01:00]  I really think that's Cheetos and Robert.
[00:01:07]  It's crushed Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
[00:01:09]  It's Cheetos time. That's not, that's not?
[00:01:11]  What color did you come here in? Oh yeah, let me get you in this photo.
[00:01:14]  Yeah. Cheetos noodles, fresh camel burger, dinner menu, mutton biryani, and one of them.
[00:01:23]  Everything. And water.
[00:01:25]  Four waters, please.
[00:01:27]  My cousin will pay. He's rich.
[00:01:28]  Thanks. Yeah, that's it.
[00:01:33]  Just destroyed a distinctly average chicken burger.
[00:01:36]  Yep. Now we are here for our camel burger.
[00:01:41]  It's gonna be amazing, isn't it?
[00:01:42]  It does smell different to beef.
[00:01:43]  I was worried it might just be beef and they lied to me.
[00:01:46]  Yeah. But it does actually smell a bit camel-y.
[00:01:49]  Yeah. I'm not sure that's a good thing or a bad thing.
[00:01:53]  This is water for you to drink. And you, why?
[00:01:57]  I don't drink any water anymore.
[00:01:58]  Wait, what do you mean? I don't need it.
[00:02:01]  That doesn't mean anything. I don't need water anymore.
[00:02:07]  Okay, so, is camel the best meat of the world?
[00:02:10]  Should we go to a camera only diet?
[00:02:12]  Problem we have is the chicken burger we just ate was of exceptionally low quality.
[00:02:22]  Yep. So I don't know if this is low quality camel or high quality camel.
[00:02:27]  So it's very hard to judge camel as a whole.
[00:02:28]  It is. Although after this one bite, I no longer need water.
[00:02:34]  I don't need water ever again.
[00:02:35]  I'll never drink again. That's not true.
[00:02:37]  You're going to have to drink water at some point.
[00:02:41]  I would describe it as bland, tasteless, Horrible.
[00:02:49]  Give me some. Just meatless meat.
[00:02:56]  It's almost like a vegan burger would taste.
[00:02:59]  There's not even a taste, really.
[00:03:02]  Not really a taste. I can just taste bread.
[00:03:04]  But maybe it's low quality Camel.
[00:03:06]  Maybe Camel's supposed to be better than that.
[00:03:08]  Maybe go to a random gas station with no Wi-Fi in the middle of the desert.
[00:03:12]  It's not the best place to try new foods.
[00:03:14]  What do you think? Do you taste anything?
[00:03:17]  I can't taste anything. But also, I don't think it's because of the place that we're at.
[00:03:21]  I'm just gonna judge all Camels now.
[00:03:24]  Camel's horrible. Yeah.
[00:03:26]  Yeah, very bland. Has no taste while also tasting bad at the same time.
[00:03:32]  Yeah, very interesting. No taste, but...
[00:03:34]  Bad. But it's not good.
[00:03:36]  Yeah, very interesting.
[00:03:37]  Less than neutral. We'll try the next ones.
[00:03:40]  The next cuisine. That does five star.
[00:03:43]  I guarantee you, as much as you've tried to protest, the best food we eat today was the Cheetos.
[00:03:48]  No, no, no. Cheetos. The Cheeto ramen.
[00:03:51]  Yeah, you're going to look at the Cheetos and go, oh, you don't need that.
[00:03:53]  It's just Cheetos. And you're going to start going, that's fucking the best.
[00:03:56]  So I was right. Use a camel burger and fail.
[00:03:59]  For some reason, I thought the meat would give us power, but I don't think there's any power in this meat.
[00:04:03]  I do admit, since I've eaten it, I've never drunk a single thing.
[00:04:06]  Since I've eaten camel, I've never, ever had a sip of water, ever, in my entire life.
[00:04:10]  That is true. Do you admit that?
[00:04:11]  That's true, but you're going to drink water eventually.
[00:04:13]  Never again. I don't even know.
[00:04:15]  You will. Thank you.
[00:04:21]  And you have forks.
[00:04:23]  You have one fork. Can we have another fork?
[00:04:24]  Yes, please. Okay, so no Cheeto things yet.
[00:04:29]  Must be the hardest for them to cook because it's so cuisine.
[00:04:33]  It's a delicate cuisine.
[00:04:34]  Yep, the most delicate. Okay, so the Cheeto ramen noodles have arrived, and they looked much better in the pictures.
[00:04:43]  Listen, mate. Thank you.
[00:04:48]  Can you mess up and drop me water?
[00:04:50]  You still haven't drank any water.
[00:04:51]  That's true. I'm a witness.
[00:04:53]  He did not drink any water.
[00:04:54]  Also, all this stuff is very, very low.
[00:04:57]  2 out of 10, something like that.
[00:04:59]  2, 3 out of 10. Yeah, it's weird.
[00:05:02]  It doesn't necessarily taste bad.
[00:05:03]  You can just taste that it's extremely low quality.
[00:05:05]  Yeah. For some reason, I genuinely thought this was a hidden gem deep in the desert.
[00:05:10]  I didn't think people would get low quality rice.
[00:05:13]  No, me neither. Somehow they didn't.
[00:05:15]  Somehow you can get cheap shit rice.
[00:05:19]  Right. Cheetos and ramen.
[00:05:20]  Now, I know you accused this.
[00:05:23]  Put some hot sauce in there.
[00:05:24]  I know you accused this of just being ramen noodles with crushed up Cheetos.
[00:05:27]  But on closer inspection, we can see that it's clearly not the case.
[00:05:30]  No, that is the case.
[00:05:32]  Clearly not the case.
[00:05:34]  Everything we've had so far has been horrible.
[00:05:37]  I'm going to try this. I don't even think these are just ramen noodles.
[00:05:44]  They're somehow low-quality ramen.
[00:05:46]  If the rest of the food was a 2 out of 10, I'd give this a two and a half maybe.
[00:05:51]  I agree. I've just had some.
[00:05:53]  This is absolutely the best thing on the menu.
[00:05:55]  So, when you said we didn't eat it, we should eat camel.
[00:05:58]  No, this is actually all that we can eat.
[00:06:00]  You admit that this is the best thing.
[00:06:01]  Everything else we barely eat.
[00:06:02]  Yeah. Whereas this is actually, although it may be terrible for us, tastes kind of a three, maybe a four.
[00:06:10]  Literally. I thought the, whatever it's called...
[00:06:15]  Biryani. Biryani would save us.
[00:06:17]  I was wrong. I was very wrong.

=== Biryani Would Save Us (03:21) ===

[00:06:18]  When in doubt, trust Jesus, my friend.
[00:06:20]  Play your American. I should have known.
[00:06:23]  The American way. The American way.
[00:06:28]  Chillin' in Dubai. This is what happens when you're outside the Matrix.
[00:06:31]  You're geographically free.
[00:06:33]  Anyone who's watched the Matrix carefully understands that the people inside the Matrix realize that something isn't right, so they escape the Matrix.
[00:06:40]  Once they've escaped the Matrix, they realize how the Matrix works, and they plug back into the Matrix with new powers.
[00:06:46]  And then they hack the Matrix, and then they escape again.
[00:06:48]  That's what I do. I hope you're paying attention to me.
[00:06:51]  I hope you can hear me over my W16 quad-turbo 8-liter Bugatti.
[00:06:55]  Wait, what color?
[00:07:01]  I hope it's not too loud for you when it's idling here in the middle of the night in Dubai.
[00:07:05]  You're sitting there going to work for bills to pay.
[00:07:08]  None of those things are real.
[00:07:10]  There is no spoof.
[00:07:12]  Money's not real. The numbers on the screen.
[00:07:14]  They're about to pass another 1.5 trillion for government spending.
[00:07:17]  What are they going to spend it on? Nobody knows.
[00:07:19]  Let's go into somebody.
[00:07:21]  You think I'm rich because I have a 5.5 million dollar car?
[00:07:24]  That's nothing!
[00:07:34]  Jump change!
[00:07:35]  I consider myself poor.
[00:07:37]  You're sitting here with a NIST, Annika.
[00:07:39]  You're sitting here pretty well off.
[00:07:40]  I'm doing okay, actually.
[00:07:41]  I put some money in my 401.
[00:07:43]  Money's not real. You still believe in the spoon.
[00:07:46]  I don't believe in the spoon.
[00:07:47]  That's how I bend things.
[00:07:49]  You understand? I'm the little monk kid that bends the spoon.
[00:07:52]  I'm the man who walks in Jacob& Co.
[00:07:54]  and says, how much is the watch that's going to match my Bugatti?
[00:07:57]  And he says $455,000.
[00:07:59]  And I think, that's a bargain!
[00:08:01]  Can I see the Bugatti shirt or what?
[00:08:03]  It has built-in 16-piston Bugatti Chiron engine.
[00:08:08]  If you get the Bugatti and then if you don't have a Bugatti watch...
[00:08:13]  Then you say it's not even having the Bugatti.
[00:08:14]  Like, why even have it? 450,000 US. Pardon.
[00:08:19]  I'm the man who just contacted the Burj Khalifa trying to put his name all over it.
[00:08:23]  That's me. I'm that guy.
[00:08:25]  I tell you these things.
[00:08:27]  I waste my time like the fucking philanthropic, nice, beautiful, gorgeous, handsome man I am.
[00:08:35]  Explaining I came from nothing.
[00:08:37]  I hacked the matrix.
[00:08:38]  I escaped and I'm back to free your minds.
[00:08:41]  Like Morpheus. I'm making the call.
[00:08:43]  I'm trying to give you the red pill.
[00:08:44]  And even though I have $5.5 million card, $20 Six more cars at home, and millions and millions of dollars, and all this monumental success, people still sit there and go, hmm, I don't know if I can trust you.
[00:08:54]  If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
[00:08:56]  Your university professor?
[00:08:57]  He's an agent. He's a slave to the machine.
[00:08:59]  You must wake up and you're only gonna escape with my help You You you

=== Nine Pounds Sent (07:34) ===

[00:09:40]  Emergency meeting.
[00:09:42]  Andrew has just sealed the business deal of the system.
[00:09:48]  Alright, what's the business deal? Am I correct?
[00:09:50]  It's the first emergency meeting we've had in the new house.
[00:09:53]  And by coincidence, I've also pulled off something monumental.
[00:09:56]  Monumental. Very currently, Luke thinks he knows about business.
[00:10:01]  I've got my sales team.
[00:10:03]  I sit here and do my work.
[00:10:05]  Andrew has a bank transfer.
[00:10:08]  On its way to his bank from Bugatti Motors Limited.
[00:10:14]  A bank transfer from Bugatti.
[00:10:16]  Have you ever pulled up anything like that?
[00:10:17]  It's a hell of a business deal.
[00:10:19]  We are in the money.
[00:10:20]  What's the business deal? Bugatti are sending me money.
[00:10:23]  For what? Do you understand that that makes me the greatest businessman of all time?
[00:10:29]  But for what? Because I overpaid by nine pounds and they said they have to give it back to me.
[00:10:34]  And I said I don't want it and they said no, we have to give it back to you for a pound.
[00:10:38]  So they're sending nine pounds.
[00:10:39]  So we're rich! So we don't ignore you.
[00:10:41]  We don't do it. Bugatti is sending us money now.
[00:10:45]  You even said you didn't want it.
[00:10:46]  Listen. No, that's called a takeaway.
[00:10:48]  That's business. It's a sales technique.
[00:10:50]  Don't you know what you think about business, Luke?
[00:10:52]  No, no, I don't want to almost send it to you.
[00:10:54]  Woo! Bugatti is sending us nine pounds.
[00:10:56]  In the money. We are rich now, basically for it.
[00:10:59]  If I need more money, I'll just buy one of the Bugatti and get another nine pounds.
[00:11:03]  Well, how will we get the money to buy the Bugatti?
[00:11:05]  Luke, you must understand this.
[00:11:07]  From the nine pounds that build up from the various Bugatti transfers.
[00:11:11]  We're already nine pounds on our way there.
[00:11:13]  What I'll do is I'll refinance the current Bugatti to buy Bugatti and get another nine pounds.
[00:11:16]  And then I'll just build a pyramid.
[00:11:19]  Yeah, two millions. To the point where the nine pounds add up to the point where I'm rich enough to pay off the Bugatti's.
[00:11:24]  You don't know math. Didn't you study math?
[00:11:26]  If it goes on forever, what's nine times infinity?
[00:11:30]  There we go. Infinite money.
[00:11:31]  There's going to be a limited number of baguettes.
[00:11:34]  Now we have nine pounds on the way.
[00:11:36]  We need to stop all work completely.
[00:11:38]  It's over. We need to go out and spend as much money as possible because we are rich drivers.
[00:11:42]  Baguette now sent us money.
[00:11:44]  Say pay us. Say pay us.
[00:11:46]  We're sponsored by Baguette.
[00:11:48]  Have Baguette ever given you any money?
[00:11:50]  No. Exactly. No, I've gotten nine pounds before.
[00:11:54]  Chipotle's given me nine pounds before.
[00:11:56]  Oh yeah, you're lying. They gave you dollars.
[00:11:59]  Okay, then you don't like this.
[00:12:00]  Have you ever got mine pants from a multi-fucking national company?
[00:12:04]  Have you ever got mine pants from one of the most prestigious car businesses, the car companies in the world?
[00:12:07]  No. The most prestigious brands in the world, have they ever sent you money?
[00:12:11]  Any of them. Versace, Gucci, fuck, anybody.
[00:12:13]  Sunseeker, Galaxy, Lambo.
[00:12:16]  Anybody ever sent you money? No.
[00:12:17]  No, because you're a fucking loser.
[00:12:18]  Business is over. We're closing everything.
[00:12:21]  It's done. We're close to you.
[00:12:22]  Close it all.
[00:12:23]  34 years apart from it.
[00:12:24]  We're finally made it, we made it, finally. We're gonna be done, we're going out, let's move. Woo!
[00:12:30]  We just left, there was 10 supercars.
[00:12:59]  Some fucking chick.
[00:13:03]  Some chicken. Andrew, you live in a poor country.
[00:13:06]  You will not see as many supercars in a row in fucking London, New York, nowhere.
[00:13:12]  You walk around Bucharest, it's just Lambos, Ferraris.
[00:13:15]  Lambos are gross. Mafia money.
[00:13:17]  And they're like, oh, the country says it's poor.
[00:13:19]  That's all in the books. They don't understand how we work out here.
[00:13:23]  Taxes? Facts!
[00:13:25]  You can't catch! You don't understand how it works.
[00:13:28]  It's the richest country in the world.
[00:13:30]  Why me?
[00:13:32]  Guys I managed to go shave something even better Again. Again, because Luke's fucked up business, obviously.
[00:13:48]  Even better than Bagatti sending us money.
[00:13:50]  I bought a shoe rack and they sent us a free sensor soap dispenser.
[00:13:55]  Free. So wait, now we can wash our hands without touching the soap dispenser.
[00:13:59]  Without the soap dispenser and it cost us zero money.
[00:14:02]  Zero money. So if you kept negotiating this business here, how much do you think these are worth?
[00:14:05]  20, 30 bucks? Yeah. And we can sell them.
[00:14:08]  We have unlimited free money.
[00:14:09]  Unlimited free money. Forever. Unlimited free soft.
[00:14:11]  If you continue to negotiate yourself.
[00:14:13]  Correct. This is stupid.
[00:14:16]  What the fuck have you done lately? I'm a fucking genius.
[00:14:18]  What have you done for the business life? I'm a fucking genius.
[00:14:20]  The guys send us money.
[00:14:22]  Free soft dispensers.
[00:14:23]  What the fuck have you done lately?
[00:14:24]  Well, with your pathetic fucking life.
[00:14:27]  Nothing. That's worth money.
[00:14:29]  Alright, so let's order infinite of those.
[00:14:31]  Hear me out. Sell them for $1 each.
[00:14:33]  Nice and cheap. That's not how it works.
[00:14:39]  Isn't it? No.
[00:14:41]  How much did this cost? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:14:44]  What? The free box was a soap dispenser, but there's no soap dispenser in the free box.
[00:14:51]  They've given me this.
[00:14:53]  What is it? Wait, so it's not a free soap dispenser.
[00:15:00]  Grab a blade. Nice.
[00:15:02]  From the magnet on the table.
[00:15:03]  Oh yeah, you think we're just sitting on the warm table if we can't grab blades and gums at random?
[00:15:09]  It's actually free vitamin C facial cream.
[00:15:17]  Right, that's got to be worth at least three to four dollars.
[00:15:20]  Wait, so who gave you this? Why?
[00:15:22]  Listen, I bought a shoe rack, and they gave me a free soap dispenser, but they put it as a soap dispenser really to fool you, Luke, because I always knew all along there was free facial cream, which is what I really wanted.
[00:15:32]  This is a high demand. I want to start a cosmetic company.
[00:15:34]  This is high demand stuff. High demand stuff.
[00:15:36]  So now we're going to be richer than we've ever been.
[00:15:38]  If we have infinite bottles of this, we can sell it.
[00:15:42]  For an amount like one cent.
[00:15:43]  No, but you had to buy a shoe rack.
[00:15:45]  Luke, what is one cent times a hundred billion?
[00:15:48]  That's right. I don't know.
[00:15:52]  A billion. A billion.
[00:15:53]  By a hundred. Doesn't mean no math.
[00:15:54]  Listen. So I'm a millionaire.
[00:15:56]  Luke. One cent.
[00:15:57]  Can you admit the guy you sent us money because of me?
[00:15:59]  They did. Can you admit free facial cream because of me?
[00:16:04]  But it's not free. You had to buy something.
[00:16:06]  I admit that this is facial cream which is free which was sent to me for free.
[00:16:12]  Okay. So you confess.
[00:16:13]  So you confess. So we've got money from spaghetti plus a billion dollar business.
[00:16:17]  So I have just given you a business acumen masterclass.
[00:16:21]  Do you agree? What have you done, Mike?
[00:16:23]  Working. Fucking.
[00:16:25]  Working. Fucking.
[00:16:27]  Worm. Worm.
[00:17:12]  I'm ready.