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Lord of the Bubbles
00:02:23
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| Extra guacamole. You do, don't you? | |
| Rice and beans. You do, don't you? | |
| day if there was a border what would you do I think I'm gonna take that. | |
| What's this? I don't know. | |
| Do you know, Tristan? I mean, I'm Lord of the Bubbles. | |
| There's no bubbles here. But I mean, I'm Lord of the Bubbles. | |
| You may have the psychic power to control the bubbles. | |
| No, he's doing on this thing. | |
| No, what he's doing on that thing is completely unrelated. | |
| Completely unrelated. It's not a lie. | |
| I see him clicking things and then he put it down. | |
| Do you admit that you've been praying for my downfall since inception? | |
| No, I haven't. I've been bubble attacked. | |
| I hope they can no longer hear us. | |
| The secret to make unlimited money. | |
| You can make unlimited money with the power of your money. | |
| This is how we do it Cause I can't hold it back, it's all I need Baby, when you're in my heart I can't be shut up I'm so in love With you, your love is great I don't stop dancing I love you Your love is great | |
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| Gotcha! It's a Volkswagen. | |
| It's a Volkswagen. Fancy Volkswagen. | |
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Why We Keep Losing
00:10:14
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| Hey, Kiro, go with Luke, okay? | |
| See you later. So I'm still Mexican. | |
| You've been Mexican ever since our last game. | |
| All you do is lose. I know, but I'm super close. | |
| And then he rolled this one. | |
| He rolled this on me. | |
| I guess I did, Luke. No Mexicans ever beat me at Domos. | |
| I'm Mexican, aren't I? You keep playing and you keep losing. | |
| No, but I'm going to win this one somehow. | |
| Man win Double sixes I only got the one six. | |
| So that's six. And then one six. | |
| Four or five. I thought that was a double five. | |
| Yeah, so did I. Five, one, two, three, four. | |
| Okay. It's done for you, my friend. | |
| That was fine. Can you admit your next thing? | |
| Nah, I get loads of double six. | |
| What's your favorite food? Do you eat guacamole? | |
| One, two, three, four. | |
| Sorry. One, two, three, four, one, two. | |
| Do you eat guacamole? | |
| I might. Do you eat tacos? | |
| I might like tacos. Do you eat enchiladas? | |
| I might. I think you do. I really might. | |
| I think you do. Five and four. | |
| What's your native language? Spanish. | |
| Where were you born? Mexico. | |
| What's your favorite food? Tacos. | |
| No Mexicans will ever beat me at Domino's. | |
| Difficult Sunday afternoon. | |
| I have my coffee in my jacuzzi in my compound with my armed security outside. | |
| Bin Laden's compound wasn't that good. | |
| SEAL Team 6 would take more bullets on their way into my compound than they did to Obama- Osama, sorry. | |
| Obama- Osama, same thing. | |
| Same team. Anyway. | |
| Can you zoom in on my Bugatti? Can you see the very back of the Bugatti there? | |
| I can. Just so they can see the 5.2 million euro Bugatti Sharon Pure Sport number 18 of 60 in the world. | |
| The other one in the Balkans owned by Andrew Tickey, Boxing World Champion. | |
| I came from nothing. My rise was meteoric. | |
| Ocean, Indiana. Gary, Indiana. | |
| Detroit. Luton. | |
| The worst town in England. Now I'm sitting around with so much money. | |
| Someone said to me yesterday, your Bugatti, that's like 3 million euro. | |
| And I was offended. | |
| This cost me 5.2 million euro. | |
| Do you have any idea how much options cost a Bugatti? | |
| You think that sunroof was free, my G? It cost more than your house! | |
| VAT? 12. | |
| 5.2M. I'm gonna buy another Bugatti. | |
| I have absolute disdain for the poor because I started lower. | |
| All these other people on Twitter, all these other money coaches, they started better than me. | |
| I'm not trying to do this age-old adage of start poor, get rich. | |
| I started at the bottom of the bottom. | |
| And the reason I got rich is because I am not stupid, I am not arrogant, and I am not lazy. | |
| If you are poor, you're one of those three things. | |
| You're either too arrogant to listen, too stupid to learn, or too lazy to try. | |
| It's impossible to be poor unless you are one of those three things. | |
| Stage one to becoming rich is to identify which one you are. | |
| Are you lazy? Be honest. | |
| How hard do you really work? | |
| How much TV did you watch yesterday? | |
| Did you have a nap? You had a nap, didn't you? | |
| You're a fuck-up. Are you arrogant? | |
| When I sit here and say, look, Big Don. | |
| I'm going to teach you how to make money. Do you sit there and go, I don't want to listen to this guy because I have to do it myself. | |
| If you could do it yourself, you wouldn't be fucking broke. | |
| What'd you, Brokey? Where's your Bugatti? | |
| No. You haven't fucking got one. | |
| Where's your compound? When SEAL Team 6 come for you, you're going to fucking die. | |
| You're a loser. I hate the poor. | |
| They all deserve it. The gods hate me. | |
| The dice gods. They hate me. | |
| This is like our tenth game. | |
| I know. He just got double fives and I am not getting any doubles. | |
| I need quadruples. | |
| Luke, no Mexican has ever beaten me at dominoes. | |
| You can't be Mexican. You're Mexican. | |
| 6-3. 6-3. | |
| All we do is play this game and all I do is win. | |
| We don't even film all my endless winnings. | |
| Double fours, of course. | |
| Because no Mexicans ever beat me at Domino's. | |
| One, two, three, four. | |
| Just, you know, endlessly win. | |
| It's no big deal. I needed those. | |
| Oh, if you need them, just roll them. | |
| Just roll a double. If you need it, just roll it. | |
| No, not like that. That's shit. | |
| If you need a double, just roll the double like I do. | |
| That's exactly how it works. You can't get another double. | |
| Okay, well it doesn't really matter because now you yeah This is stupid I can't The one is completely useless. | |
| One, two, three, four. | |
| One. Luke, what country are you from? | |
| I eat enchiladas. | |
| I like extra guacamole. | |
| You do, don't you? And rice and beans. | |
| You do, don't you? If there was a border, what would you do? | |
| I'd cross it. So it's another game. | |
| And this one, I don't know if there's any pros who can see who's winning. | |
| Luke. Is it my roll? | |
| No, I've just rolled a five and a six tonight. | |
| No. What do you mean? | |
| I know what you mean. | |
| Admit it. And I am so far. | |
| Yet to win so far. | |
| There's about 15 games. | |
| I know, yes. True. | |
| I have zero. As you can tell, I'm not intimidated, because Mexican had never beaten their dominance. | |
| I'm going to win this one. | |
| I feel it. Uh-huh. | |
| So it was a five and a six, and I move them, right? | |
| I'd love to go get the camera. | |
| Yeah, you moved. I already moved? | |
| Yeah. Yes, five and six. | |
| Now I nonchalantly eat my food and play the game at the same time, because I have no threats. | |
| Six and one. One, two, three, four, five, six. | |
| Mm-hmm. And one. | |
| Nice and easy. Turn on the recorder, Luke. | |
| Turn on the recorder and admit. | |
| What are you? I'm Mexican. | |
| Because we haven't finished the game yet. We haven't finished the game yet, but it's quite... | |
| The gods... There was a point, I didn't record it, where I could have done it if I just rolled a three. | |
| I'm Mexican, but I speak English. | |
| Nice try, bro. You're still a Mexican. | |
| Where are you from? Let's see where your passport is issued. | |
| I'm from Mexico. Let's find out. | |
| I finally gave you all the luck, you still can't have a chance. | |
| Ha ha ha ha ha. | |
| So I got racked. | |
| Bye. | |
| I'm out. | |
| Where is your passport issued? | |
| I like tacos. I like tacos. | |
| You do, don't you? Somehow, I keep losing at this game. | |
| It doesn't make sense. | |
| It makes sense. No Mexican has ever beaten me at Domino's. | |
| I said that to you before we started playing backgammon and you thought it was unrelated, but clearly you now accept that it is related. | |
| If I be related... It must be, because you never win. | |
| How did I get so wrecked? | |
| You're Mexican. You're Mexican. | |
| We didn't even take any other people from each other. | |
| If you were to go into the cheapest, most terrible Italian restaurant in America, the people who are cooking the food would be... | |
| Mexican. That's right. | |
| That's you. Accept it. | |
| I'm going to the bathroom. | |
| We play again! | |
| you This is Tech Confidential now. | |
| We don't do anything else. | |
| What else do millionaires do? So are you winning or losing? | |
| I am losing again. Oh, you're losing again? | |
| Yeah. Surely, at a game of dice, you can't lose every fucking game. | |
| But then again, wait. I know. | |
| Which country are you from? Let's go. | |
| Shit! Okay, well, at least I can do one, and then one, two, three. | |
| get these guys out of here it's not too bad maybe i can win i just need more doubles double 60s shit One six. And then one one. | |
| Which isn't ideal. Not ideal. | |
| Five two. Three five. | |
| Shit. One two three four five. | |
| I need him to get only once. | |
| Shit. I get shit rolls. | |
| That's not why you lose. The dice gods don't like me. | |
| That's not why you lose. I know it's not. | |
| You make incorrect moves. | |
| You make incorrect moves, Luke, and that's why you lose. | |
| Well, it's over anyway. And you know why you make incorrect moves? | |
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Setting Wrong Moves
00:01:33
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| Because I'm Mexican. Because you speak Spanish, don't you? | |
| I do. I'm speaking fast right now. | |
| So... | |
| I ain't talking to this. | |
| I ain't talking to this. | |
| Some... | |
| What's your favorite food? Tacos. | |
| Do you have salsa on your food? | |
| Yes. Admit, you don't have a social security number. | |
| I don't. You don't, do you? | |
| I don't. No, because where were you born? | |
| Mexico. So Alex is going to win. | |
| He says he's going to win. | |
| He says he's not Mexican. He swears. | |
| He swears he's born in Romania. | |
| Yeah. So he says he's Romanian. | |
| It's a Romanian game. And they play it in Romania often. | |
| We're going to find out. He might be lying. | |
| You're setting up wrong. He might be lying. | |
| So he's already setting up wrong. | |
| Not a good start. There's actually like two types of... | |
| Alex. Say yes. | |
| Pieces here, nachos are there, and then where are the tacos? | |
| Where do the tacos go? | |
| Tacos? Tacos, yeah. | |
| Ah, the two pieces there. | |