Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - KNIFE FIGHT ON OVERNIGHT TRAIN | Tate Confidential Ep.131
Aired: 2022-07-26
Duration: 14:20


=== Think Viral Trip (09:46) ===

[00:00:02]  Yeah. We should've got off the train half an hour ago.
[00:00:03]  I'm now claustrophobic at this space.
[00:00:05]  It doesn't feel right. I feel like the train is going off, driving towards a cliff.
[00:00:10]  No. Straight into hell. We can go viral.
[00:00:43]  Wait. That would probably go viral.
[00:00:44]  Think about it. Camel riding here.
[00:00:47]  I think Luke should kill himself.
[00:00:48]  That's a good idea. Okay.
[00:00:50]  All right. Well, live.
[00:00:51]  Take confidential live. Take confidential live.
[00:00:54]  Okay. Okay. I'd definitely do it in the tower thing.
[00:00:58]  I think we go viral. Quick trip to that store.
[00:01:00]  Cigarettes, alcohol, drinks at Prague Absinthe Center.
[00:01:02]  Have the time of your life. But that wouldn't be the time of my life.
[00:01:06]  So, Luke, if you care about the channel, you know you have to.
[00:01:07]  Because it would cost nothing. It would cost zero, it's true.
[00:01:11]  It's true. It costs zero dollars.
[00:01:13]  All right, let's go find a place.
[00:01:15]  All right. Andrew pissed me off yesterday.
[00:01:17]  He's a nerd. Yesterday, we were celebrating New Year's Eve with a good friend of ours.
[00:01:22]  And he left about 10 minutes before we did, but without saying goodbye.
[00:01:27]  I said, why did you do that?
[00:01:28]  Oh, I needed a separate taxi because blah, blah, blah.
[00:01:30]  I said, yeah, but why did you just leave?
[00:01:33]  So, I'm going to get him back, Luke.
[00:01:35]  We are just going to leave.
[00:01:37]  No, but we need to stop boozing.
[00:01:39]  Tristan, I'm dying. I don't know how you're boozing now.
[00:01:41]  What do you mean? Tay Confidential, you have no idea.
[00:01:43]  You have no clue. You cannot fathom.
[00:01:47]  No, genuinely. But, Tristan, Tay Confidential, they don't understand how much booze is consumed.
[00:01:53]  Breakfast beer! So, anyway.
[00:01:56]  After I have my breakfast beer, Luke.
[00:01:57]  No, but what do you mean we're going to leave?
[00:01:59]  Well, there are no flights. What do you mean flights?
[00:02:03]  You mean actually leave the city.
[00:02:04]  Listen, Andrew talked to me yesterday.
[00:02:06]  He wants to be Mr. Independent. I'm leaving him here.
[00:02:08]  I'm only here for him.
[00:02:10]  He wanted to be here. So let's leave.
[00:02:13]  Flights are booked. But luckily I have these.
[00:02:18]  What are these? Train tickets.
[00:02:21]  31 hours by train.
[00:02:25]  That means 31 hours of non-stop boozing with your cousin.
[00:02:30]  The ultimate adventure for you, Luke.
[00:02:33]  Sold. You in?
[00:02:35]  What does it say on the top right-hand corner of the ticket?
[00:02:39]  What does it say? It says my name.
[00:02:41]  It says Luke. Let's go.
[00:02:45]  I can't do it.
[00:02:48]  I'll show you training. We're getting the fucking training out of here.
[00:02:53]  I can't be convinced.
[00:02:59]  He's literally not going to be able to wake up snore man.
[00:03:02]  Wait, so the ticket guy is trying to wake up the snore man?
[00:03:04]  Yeah. Exactly.
[00:03:06]  He's tapping him. I know.
[00:03:08]  No, he doesn't realize the man's out.
[00:03:10]  Why didn't I just not buy tickets and just fall asleep?
[00:03:13]  No, but actually, that's actually the trick, I think.
[00:03:16]  Look, he's still trying. I know, but I think the trick is if you don't wake up, You win.
[00:03:22]  Look at me, I'm short. I know.
[00:03:28]  What a con. How could you be so passed out?
[00:03:32]  Drugs. It must be drugs.
[00:03:34]  It must be drug use. No one gets that drunk.
[00:03:36]  Yeah, it must be drug use. A drug fan will always kind of stumble away.
[00:03:40]  Yeah. And make no sense when you wake up.
[00:03:43]  Yeah. It must be drug come down.
[00:03:45]  That is a very cool thing hanging.
[00:03:47]  What is that? Railroad?
[00:03:49]  It's faxing. Railaxed?
[00:03:51]  Railaxed. I get it.
[00:03:55]  Ah, it's just gonna wake him up. Maybe if I gave the ticket guy my ceremonial dagger would help.
[00:04:05]  Yeah, use this.
[00:04:06]  here. Perform the ceremony.
[00:04:13]  Anyway, I don't think I can record forever because I think it's literally going to take him hours.
[00:04:20]  Thank you for watching.
[00:04:22]  Potentially the whole train ride.
[00:04:25]  Nice. So, we'll let people know.
[00:04:29]  What happened? An update.
[00:04:30]  Yeah. Luke, imagine having that little self-awareness.
[00:04:36]  You're on a train, by yourself.
[00:04:40]  Giant dudes are sitting nearby.
[00:04:43]  And you're so asleep, you can't wake up.
[00:04:46]  And you're snoring super loud.
[00:04:48]  I tapped this dude on the arm.
[00:04:49]  I tapped him and said, bro, he is out.
[00:04:53]  I could murder him, take all this shit.
[00:04:56]  That's how easy it would be.
[00:04:57]  I'm fucking huge.
[00:04:58]  I could kill this guy. It's out of his fucking mind.
[00:05:01]  Who does that, Luke? Who goes to sleep like that on a fucking train?
[00:05:05]  Someone should murder him.
[00:05:06]  I'm not going to do it, but somebody should.
[00:05:08]  So. I'm a genius.
[00:05:10]  This is genius. Tristan, we're fucking train men.
[00:05:14]  It's the best thing I've ever done. Look, we've quadruple locked it.
[00:05:17]  Super ultra locked.
[00:05:18]  Maximum locking. Just stop.
[00:05:21]  I need a savings. Yeah.
[00:05:23]  Like Spectre. Got my knife.
[00:05:25]  Oh yeah, got my ceremonial dagger back, please.
[00:05:28]  Oh, you can have your ceremony with a dagger.
[00:05:29]  Thank you. Thank you.
[00:05:30]  Yeah, I feel naked without it.
[00:05:32]  Yeah. Just in case they try and come in.
[00:05:34]  Just in case. Yeah. I'll be able to dagger them in the back.
[00:05:36]  Exactly. You wait up there.
[00:05:38]  Exactly. Oh, trust me.
[00:05:39]  They come in. Trusted. Trusted.
[00:05:41]  No one can get in here. That'd be super hard.
[00:05:42]  Through the collarbone into the lung.
[00:05:44]  And then pull. Move them.
[00:05:46]  Exactly. Move them around.
[00:05:49]  And we have our Burger King and our stuff.
[00:05:50]  Burger King. So we have enough food and water to last forever.
[00:05:54]  Forever. We live on this train.
[00:05:55]  So we could hide out... Tristan, what if we never left the train?
[00:05:58]  We just never leave.
[00:06:00]  What? Continuously bought every back and forth ticket that exists for the next year.
[00:06:04]  Every time they come, they give them a new ticket.
[00:06:07]  And we leave on the train. We could live on the train.
[00:06:10]  We have a... You know what?
[00:06:14]  It's true. It's like hotels we do.
[00:06:17]  It's like a month of training.
[00:06:19]  It's true. I live here.
[00:06:21]  I live on the train now.
[00:06:23]  I really think we should.
[00:06:25]  In fact, I'm a train man.
[00:06:28]  You're not the train man. I've decided not leaving.
[00:06:30]  You cannot ever get me outside of that door right there.
[00:06:33]  Impossible. It's going to take a minute to stop and skip to you leaving the train.
[00:06:38]  No, it's not. It is.
[00:06:39]  You will never get me off the train.
[00:06:41]  It is not. Okay, you live on the train.
[00:06:44]  Good for you. You can stay on the fucking train with your burger cake.
[00:06:47]  Sorry, Take Confidential viewers, but this is going to be the scene for Take Confidential for a very long time.
[00:06:51]  Unless they get a new cameraman.
[00:06:53]  We will easily get a new cameraman.
[00:06:56]  Yeah, but it won't be as good.
[00:06:57]  And I bet you'll always be wondering what's Luke doing on the train.
[00:06:59]  No, I won't because I know what you're doing.
[00:07:01]  You're sitting on your phone. Thinks that's all I do on the train.
[00:07:06]  Tristan, I'm a pirate. You're a pirate.
[00:07:08]  Tristan, I am. I'm sailing the seven seas.
[00:07:11]  You've been on this train. It hasn't been started moving.
[00:07:13]  I've been on this train for 30 minutes.
[00:07:14]  You're pissing me off already. What are you talking about?
[00:07:16]  You're not sailing the seven seas. This is a train.
[00:07:18]  Nah, this is like shit.
[00:07:20]  Look at that. I've got the fucking high ground and the dagger.
[00:07:23]  You've lost your mind.
[00:07:24]  No, I haven't. I think you live on a train.
[00:07:26]  I do live on a train. Sailing the high seas.
[00:07:29]  Like a fucking pirate. I need a eye patch.
[00:07:33]  If I stab your eye out, you're gonna need a fucking eye patch.
[00:07:36]  True, but I have the high ground.
[00:07:38]  I mean, I can't wait to hear this, you're asleep.
[00:07:40]  Ambush.
[00:07:42]  Pirates don't sleep.
[00:07:44]  Known. What statistic?
[00:07:46]  It's known. No, it's not.
[00:07:48]  No pirates ever slept.
[00:07:50]  You're making things up. I'm not.
[00:07:52]  I'm not talking to you anymore. I fucking love the train.
[00:07:55]  Look at my fucking dagger. I'm just ready to fucking...
[00:07:57]  I guess it doesn't work that well, but it looks cool.
[00:08:05]  Because it is...
[00:08:06]  I've enjoyed this. Did the creek stop?
[00:08:09]  They stopped as soon as I filmed, didn't they?
[00:08:10]  They uh...
[00:08:11]  Oh, there they are.
[00:08:12]  I told you we're fucking pirates.
[00:08:22]  This is exactly what a pirate ship would sound like.
[00:08:24]  You're talking shit. No, tell me this isn't exactly how a pirate ship would sound like.
[00:08:33]  What, like a train?
[00:08:34]  No, it fucking wouldn't. No, it would.
[00:08:36]  You, my friend. The creaky walls.
[00:08:41]  The creaky walls, ceremonial dagger on the wall.
[00:08:43]  Don't be talking shit.
[00:08:45]  Sorry, guys.
[00:09:03]  Dude, I thought we were assassinated.
[00:09:04]  You admit that I would have assassinated you?
[00:09:07]  I admit it. I was gone.
[00:09:08]  You're not ready for the assassination.
[00:09:10]  I fully admit that I was gone.
[00:09:13]  Tristan, you've gone train soon.
[00:09:14]  It's only been 13 minutes that we're late.
[00:09:16]  We're late. Yeah. We should've got off the train half an hour ago.
[00:09:18]  Now claustrophobic in this space.
[00:09:20]  It doesn't feel right. I feel like the train is going off, driving towards a cliff.
[00:09:25]  No. Straight to hell. No, we're fine.
[00:09:26]  There's a train to hell.
[00:09:28]  It is a bit misty, though.
[00:09:29]  It's quite weird. It's misty.
[00:09:31]  We're in mist land. Yeah, we're in mist land.
[00:09:32]  That's not where we're supposed to be.
[00:09:33]  No, it's not, is it? No.
[00:09:36]  Maybe the train missed its destination.
[00:09:40]  No, people, he's been making stupid jokes for the past 13 minutes ever since we've missed our time.
[00:09:44]  Listen, my jokes are not stupid.
[00:09:46]  I'm losing my mind.

=== Train to Hell (04:27) ===

[00:09:48]  I know. I might cut my own face off.
[00:09:50]  No. With a knife. No, don't do that.
[00:09:52]  Why not? Because there's no need.
[00:09:54]  Why? Because there's no need to cut your own face off.
[00:09:56]  There's no need, Tristan.
[00:09:57]  I could. Cut your face off.
[00:10:03]  I've got my cereal dagger bag.
[00:10:06]  Night fight on the train!
[00:10:08]  I'm going to be late!
[00:10:10]  I'm late!
[00:10:39]  Listen, and those who are not like Listen, stay in harm's rescue Listen, and those who don't know them Listen, and don't bother being too橋
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[00:12:47]  I'm not a fan of the way you talk, but I'm not a fan of the way you talk, no.
[00:12:54]  Hold on tight, we're about to get rich.
[00:12:57]  Right here, at Hawthorne University.
[00:12:59]  This is the first time I've ever seen a real dinosaur.
[00:13:01]  This is a real dinosaur.

=== 45 Minutes In Dubai (00:04) ===

[00:14:16]  What do you mean Drake? No.
[00:14:18]  How long have you been in Dubai? 45 minutes now?