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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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THE WONDERS OF FLYING ON CHRISTMAS | Tate Confidential Ep. 130
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What are these? Train tickets.
31 hours by train.
That means 31 hours of non-stop boozing with your cousin.
No!
They confident in that.
I'm going to get the camera.
I got the hot switches.
Thank you.
This is Genesis Fourth Street.
Finally!
Finally! Finally we start drinking.
Jesus Christ. I need a drink.
Pones have been four hours.
I mean me, ten minutes.
We need to stop drinking. Oh, I need to stop drinking.
I'm not going to take confidential why, but I have now become, next week and a half, the world's worst alcoholic.
Hello. Hi. Welcome on board.
Thank you. My name is Andrea. I see you all on Instagram.
It's Christmas. You're chilling with your family.
You're drinking. You're getting fat.
And you're waiting for the new year to make any significant changes in your life.
And let me tell you something. That is absolutely and utterly amateur.
That is what amateurs do.
And the reason I can say that's what amateurs do is because that's what everyone does, and everybody's a fucking amateur.
This week in between Christmas and New Year is perhaps the most wasted week of the year.
Nobody does anything significant.
You're sitting around, it's just been Christmas, and you just want to wait, etc., etc., etc.
If you start at the same time as everybody else, You don't have an advantage over everybody else.
You're going to run a race. You want to go first, don't you?
Right? So do you have to wait for the calendar to reset because you really need that little bit of extra motivation to not be a lazy piece of shit?
Do you need to see a number one on the calendar to get up and get your work done?
It's the day after Christmas.
The jet's fueled, jumping on the plane, and I'm going out into the streets to make money.
And I have a bunch of money.
And I'm up working.
So I don't know how you can stay at home with no money and think, oh, I don't need to go work right now.
I can wait for the new year. No, you fucking cannot wait.
You absolutely cannot wait for the new year.
Whatever your resolutions are, they should have been fixed before Christmas.
Before Christmas, the second best time is now.
It's not when the new year comes.
Don't be an amateur. Be a professional.
This is a message to everyone out there whose brain is capable of resonating with my genius.
If you wait for the new year, you're the same as everybody else.
You're an amateur. If you get up and you get it done today, the new year is now.
Christmas is over. It's all finished.
You don't need to drink on that night.
It's the worst night to party anyway.
Everyone's an amateur. Start today, fuck New Year off, and have the best year of your life.
Let me say one more thing. These last two years of the enslavement of humankind in which we've endured, I don't think this is ending.
I don't think this is ending anytime soon.
I think things are going to get harder and harder.
And you need money to protect yourself.
I'm insulated from clown world because there's a huge...
Pile of money in the way.
It's hard to get to me.
But you people, you don't have the insulation.
So you need more passports, you need more cash, you need a better network, you need to get your life together, and you certainly don't have a fucking week to waste.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Enjoy your meal. Thank you.
You know, Luke, three years ago, what were you doing for life?
In Chipotle. You were working in Chipotle.
Yep, correct. And your cousin messaged you on Facebook and said, I'm starting an outlier.
Do you want to come help me?
Correct. And I did.
And now we're eating pizza on private planes.
In the sky. Yeah.
So I'm basically Jesus.
I saved your life. Might be.
I'm actually basically Jesus.
You're Morpheus. You're certainly Morpheus.
I'm Morpheus and I got you out.
Yeah, you certainly got me out.
It was the wake up, Luke.
He's Morph Jesus. I got you out of the Matrix, didn't I? Yeah.
Morph Jesus. I am Morpheus.
I can fight as well. Do you think that you not being able to drink that glass of booze has anything to do with your liver in this place?
I don't know. Are we actually rich, guys?
Yes. Are we actually rich?
Yes. Yes.
I'm from a council state.
How did this happen? I have no clue.
I did work at StreamYard, and what we've created is brilliant.
So, we do completely deserve it, but...
At the same time we've just gone back, he's just a shitty joke, you know?
Keep boozing.
Drink a roof.
Booze. Poison.
Who's drank oldest booze?
Why himself? You did.
I don't know why. Because fuck you, that's why.
Because for one hour and 20 minutes, I'm sitting in a private fucking jet.
I see her fucking jerking off, am I? No, let's enjoy it.
A fucking beluga mulga.
But alcohol's not enjoyable.
Luke, I need to maximize this experience.
Pizza, chocolate, don't even like chocolate.
Akito, broken hand.
What's this? A little slink you've been working on.
That could work. You understand?
I have to do moves to pay credit to the severity of the situation.
Let's just sleep. Tristan, if you were blind, how would you signal to someone that you were helping?
Just tell them. That's what I do as well.
Why would you not tell them?
I understand. I wasn't gonna tell him.
What did Luke do? Luke, if you were blind and you had to tell someone you were hungry, what would you do?
That? That's what?
Do you know what I'd do if I was blind and I'd tell someone I was hungry?
What? I'd say, hey, I'm hungry.
Okay, you got me.
I got two for God.
Sweet, sweet.
Sweet red wine.
Alright, eat that fine.
Thank you very much.
Amazing.
Just like magic.
More boots please. More?
Yes, please. Stupid.
It's stupid. Fuck off before I attack you.
Pilots aren't going to stop me.
I don't wrestle them. You can't wrestle your pilots.
Can't I? I bet I can.
How will you land? How would I land?
Jump. You're a wrestler, you learn how to fall.
Thank you very much. I love wine.
It's my favorite. He hates wine.
He hates wine.
He's lying. He never orders wine, ever.
I would put the bottle here.
More booze, please. Ah, wunderbar.
Love wine. You speak German?
Uh, a little bit.
What language do you speak?
German, English, Spanish, Portuguese.
I speak Romanian, Polish, and Slovakian.
And where are you from? Transylvania.
I'm a vampire. I'm 700 years old.
Oh, that's why you like mine.
Exactly. Mine's in human blood.
Thank you. I'm not a vampire.
And I only speak English.
Thank you.
Do you want one? Huh?
Do you want one this one? No.
Yeah, he does. No, thank you.
Yes. Do you want to try one?
Sure. No, more of one.
Thank you. Yeah. I'm going to try it here, won't worry.
Thank you. Delicious. Thanks.
I love whiten. Bye, nice to see you.
So...
Thank you for coming to my fair show.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Why don't you have a jacket?
Because I have my turtleneck.
Turtleneck? Yeah. It's not that cold.
Bro. Can't be that cold. Czech Republic is cold.
Can't be. Can't be.
You check the temperature.
No. So you didn't check the weather.
Can't be that cold. No way.
So where are we going? Dinner.
Alright, what type of dinner?
Kind of like Caribbean.
It's like Cuban food.
Yeah, Cuban food. They have Cuban food here?
Why? Why would they have Cubans here?
It's a plant they grow in Cuba.
I think it's so strong.
No, I'm actually very hungry.
We're actually going for Cuban food.
No, I think I know what's going to happen.
Yeah, because I just said it myself.
And I know you guys are- it's not food, is it?
It's not edible, is it? Okay, does anyone chew on it and eat it?
Alright, well, it could be a soup, but I doubt it.
Sounds like it's a Cuban. Cuban cigar.
So I'm just gonna starve.
Yeah. No, I'm starting to think that that's exactly what's happening.
As you guys keep talking, I'm more and more convinced that that's what's gonna happen.
So, this is the worst club sandwich I've ever had in my life, and it's all they serve here.
What do you expect from a cigar bottle?
I told you they specialize in Cuban.
I'm starving, and then I end up eating the club sandwich.
Here's some tobacco. I doubt they have chewable tobacco.
Luke? You should eat that crap.
It's very unhealthy. You drink old fashioned with a slice of orange and vitamin C. It's not vitamin C. You're lying.
He's a liar. I know.
Wake up. So I've been super tricked.
You tricked yourself. I didn't trick myself.
You guys said we're going to go for nice cute.
You weren't there.
Why? I didn't invite you.
It's not our fault. Whose fault is that?
Who can we blame for your personality?
Him? Her?
You? Alright.
It's my fault. It's my fault that I've got a super shit club sandwich.
Yeah, I guess the chips are okay I don't really know what to talk about.
I don't really love you.
I'm sorry.
HAHA, go hard on me That's just how it is now
Moreе, then a weapon
I'm gonna get you some sleep.
It's right here, Austin University.
It's right here.
I'll be back.
All we do is booze.
And I super notice this because I'm the one who films everything.
I send everything to the editor.
Do I look like a boozer or do I look like a guy who's in Fantastic Four?
You look like a guy in Fantastic Four, but you also have the beer, so you kind of look like a boozer as well.
Because it's midday and some random day.
Do you understand that I look better than most people who live in the jail?
Yes. Do you know why?
Fear isn't booze. No, it's not from the booze.
No. All we do is booze.
We can go to Antarctica. We can do all this crazy stuff.
We can do loads of cool things. We can go to space.
No, but why booze?
We can go to space and stuff.
Like, things.
Things. We can do things.
We just keep boozing.
You're gonna see stars like a spaceman.
You're gonna shut up. I need to work to make more space for my booze.
This is shit. Decided.
What kind of store? What?
We're going to change everything about takeoff potential.
Okay. Okay. I have this idea.
Simple to implement, but I think it's going to make us go by, okay?
Because our channel, we spent, I guarantee there's not a YouTube channel online that spent more money than us and has less followers.
We get to London, he literally literally spends like 50 G's on fucking clothes.
50 G's yesterday, I'll take your clothing for the rest of the day.
Can I ask how much it is per glass?
That goes for 350 pounds.
350 pounds per glass?
Yes.
I'll take three glasses of that for the rest of the day.
You go with this?
Yes.
Please.
Thank you.
True. We spent 10 million dollars this year.
Yep. The money per follower is terrible.
Yes. So I have an idea and I think what we're going to do is we're here in Prague and we're going to start by increasing how much we spend.
No. My idea is actually going to work.
That would work. No, that wouldn't work.
My idea is camel riding through Prague.
Important camels. Wouldn't go viral.
Wait. That would probably go viral.
Think about it. Camel riding here.
I think Luke should kill himself.
That's a good idea. Okay, all right.
Well, take Covenantial Live?
Take Covenantial Live. Okay.
Okay. I'd definitely do it in the tower thing.
I think we'd go back. Quick trip to that store.
Cigarettes, alcohol, drinks at Prague Absinthe Center.
Have the time of your life. But that wouldn't be the time of my life.
So, Luke, if you care about the channel, you know you have to.
Because it would cost nothing. It would cost zero, it's true.
It's true. It costs zero dollars.
It really increased our... All right, let's go find a place.
All right. Funny joke though guys, so...
Wait, what do you mean?
What's up? I thought we were going for coffee.
The final coffee.
No, just a coffee. The last espresso.
Oh, the final coffee. No, just a one.
Like, you know, just like... What would you like to eat?
Anything you'd like to eat, you can have.
Anything. Anything in the world you'd like to eat for dinner.
Tristan, you're being too nice. This is scary.
You're worrisome now. No, it's normal.
It's your final meal. No, what do you mean final?
Why final? It's a joke, though.
We're joking. Ha ha.
Sure we are. Yesterday, he's a nerd. Yesterday, it was celebrating New Year's Eve with a good friend of ours.
And he left about ten minutes before we did, but without saying goodbye.
I said, why did you do that?
Oh, I needed a separate taxi, you could blah, blah, blah.
I said, yeah, but why did you just leave?
So I'm going to get him back, Luke.
We are just going to leave.
No, but we need to stop boozing.
Tristan, I'm dying. I don't know how you're boozing now.
What do you mean? Take Confidential.
You have no idea.
You have no clue. You cannot fathom.
No, genuinely. But, Tristan, take Confidential.
They don't understand how much booze is consumed.
Breakfast beer! So, anyway.
After I have my breakfast beer, Luke.
No, but what do you mean we're gonna leave?
Well, there are no flights. What do you mean flights?
You mean actually leave the city.
Listen, Andrew talked to me yesterday.
He wants to be Mr. Independent. I'm leaving him here.
I'm only here for him.
He wanted to be here. So let's leave.
Flights are booked. Luckily I have these.
What are these? Train tickets.
31 hours by train.
That means 31 hours of non-stop boozing with your cousin.
The ultimate adventure for you, Luke.
Sold. You in?
What does it say on the top right-hand corner of the ticket?
What does it say? It says my name.
It says Luke. Let's go!
I can't do it.
I'll show you training. We're getting the fucking training out of here.
I can't be convinced.
Luke, you feel bad and we're going to be drinking on the train.
So I'm going to go to the shop. Our Uber's here in 7 minutes.
There's a shop around the corner. What do you want?
What will make you feel better? Coconut water.
Coconut water? Yeah.
I don't know. Coconut water.
Coconut water. Anything else? I don't know.
I don't know. Coconut water will make you feel better.
Water. Water and coconut.
Yeah. Uber's here, almost missed it, but I got your drink.
What do you mean, my drink? Listen, the way you said it, I have a strong feeling.
So, I got everything on your list.
Coconut water, yeah?
No, so, snow globe. I forgot exactly what you wanted, but I got lots of things.
Ceremonial dagger. I believe that was on your list, wasn't it?
No, no. This is the toy monkey you asked for.
And I know you're thirsty, so put your bottle of Absinthe.
Absinthe, and the toy monkey will crunch your thirst.
Backup beer. But not just the beer.
I also, because, I mean, how are you going to open the beer without a ceremonial pipe-smoking beer opening widget?
That's exactly what you asked for, isn't it?
I asked for water. Beer, absinthe, toy monkey, the ceremonial dagger, the bottle opener, the snow globe.
That was everything on your list.
No, I wanted water. Take off it, reviewers.
Pack me up. It's a matter of record.
It's on film, you asking me for all of those items.
I wanted water. I gave you exactly what you wanted.
I didn't want a snow globe, a toy monkey, ceremonial dagger.
Good luck carrying them. 31 hour train journey.
They're all yours now. I'm not carrying them.
I don't want that. Sorry, sorry, I went to the shop and bought you things.
That's cool, that's cool. We're multi-millionaires, so they look like homeless gypsy people.
Yes, prepared for the train journey.
Tristan, why am I, I'm just ready to money people.
When I get happy on the train, it's like this, it's like pow, two beers.
You know what fucks with me, it's like ceremonial dagger.
I'm ready all the time.
Seriously, we can't just berate of money.
We just can't fucking...
I can't. From the stupid convenience stores that they sell.
Exactly. Frog's weird because they sell this stuff.
Ceremonial daggers. Why?
Because that's the way things are.
It's a cold world out there.
And then on New Year's Day, multi-millionaires might be taking a train and they might need a fucking knuckle spike to spike your enemies, you know?
Knuckle spike. They're coming at me.
Bang. Doesn't stop them.
Ceremonial dagger in this hand.
Unsheathed. That's the way it is, Luke.
There's a whole world out there.
We're crazy people.
This is not how multi-millionaires...
We could literally have a limousine take us to a jet.
Why are we doing this?
How was my mind? You know what, Luke?
I'm beginning to sober up, and I realize I'm still too heavy.
But knuckle spikes are good for lots of things.
You can also widget open your beers with a fucking...
Ah!
Ah!
I'm so grump I might not get on the train.
I might call a private jet. Why are we doing this?
We're insane. We're insane people.
We're just leaving. Happy New Year!
We're literally leaving because Andrew just left before us.
10 minutes. Fuck him! That's what he gets!
Why am I getting convinced?
It's a cerebral dagger. Although, I really couldn't let you go on the train alone.
Exactly. I really couldn't.
Andy's going to wake up and try to find us, but he won't be aware of our...
Presence.
Luke, imagine having that little self-awareness.
You're on a train by yourself.
Giant dudes are sitting nearby.
And you're so asleep, you can't wake up.
And you're snoring super loud.
I tapped this dude on the arm.
I tapped him and said, bro, he is out.
I could murder him, take all this shit.
That's how easy it would be.
I'm fucking huge.
I could kill this guy.
He's out of his fucking mind. Who does that, Luke?
Who goes to sleep like that on a fucking train?
Someone should murder him. I'm not gonna do it, but somebody should.
Bye, Andrew. Leave early, will ya?
Oh, there's no flights. Is there?
Good ol' fucking train.
Worked for the Victorians. Railway.
31 action-packed hours.
On the way to Bucharest.
We got him, didn't we?
Fucking got him. Nice cold beer?
We fucking got him.
Is he messaging me?
He's calling me. Nah, I just ignore him.
Swiss Army knife.
Little cutting knifey. For pure opening.
Oh shit, that's the wrong thing.
Fuck. Ceremonial dagger.
To keep me feel not boozy.
Tristan, this gift really did make me feel better.
Thank you. No, I don't want beers.
But my ceremonial dagger does.
Well, I only have one beer. You think I'm fucking offering it to you?
Good, I don't want it.
Oh, you don't want beer.
I have one beer. Wait, you think I give it to you?
After the shit you pull?
I went and said to Luke, earlier Luke said, do you want juice?
I said, yes. He said, give me some money.
I gave you money. Went to the juice store, came back with one bucket.
Listen, this is a psyop.
This was a psyop. It's a psyop.
You're a piece of shit.
Now I'm a juice to drink a fucking beer.
He said no. I distinctly remember asking.
Why would I say no to juice?
I thought it was weird.
No, I agree.
You are a liar. You're lying to yourself.
Would a man with a ceremonial dagger lie to himself?
I have a ceremonial dagger, mate.
No, but it's for ceremony.
Yeah, yeah, but mine's for ceremony.
Yeah, I'm very happy with my ceremonial dagger.
Don't stab it. There's computers in there.
Scare to be stabbing through your trench of computers.
Admit you're scared of my ceremonial knife.
And you're jealous. It's true because this one is completely blunt.
It's ceremonial. You can see.
It is ceremonial.
You can do a ceremony while I cut the enemy off.
It's true. They wouldn't see that coming.
And they would be scared of this.
To see when you just see it.
Yeah, you'd be like, ah! Yeah.
But they don't realize it's just for ceremony.
It's literally the worst shit in the world.
But I'm very happy with it.
He's gotten rid of my hangover.
This is a trick, actually.
I think everyone in take-home does should know that this gets rid of booze.
Removes it from your system.
You just need to perform the ceremony.
You need the snow globe and the toy monkey.
Let me tell you something. I paid 112 euros for a four hour train journey.
I'm sitting in the first class.
And there's some fucking sleepy, passed out, goofy cunt about two seats in front who will not stop fucking snoring.
Came on the train by himself.
Passed out snoring. I feel like robbing him.
I'm going to bed. Literally. Look, can you go show that guy?
I'm going to bed. Show the guys the guy.
Show him this guy. He's super out of it.
What level of goofy ass, no social awareness, dickhead cunt do you have to be to do that?
If he keeps snoring, I swear to God with his hands.
And we're gonna record it. I'm gonna tap him.
Yo, you're snoring. Yeah.
I'm losing my mind.
I know. I might cut my own face off.
No. With a knife. No, don't do that.
Why not? Because there's no need.
Why? Because there's no need to cut your own face off.
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