CAUGHT CHEATING BY 9 GIRLFRIENDS | Tate Confidential Ep. 125
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Good shot, Manfred T! Good shot, Manfred T!
I think we're gonna take that.
We're finally back. Home sweet home, eh?
What do you think Tristan? Glad to be home?
Let me just go back to London personally.
Mix it up a little bit. It's been anxious to swoop into London.
We late just got back. London was the worst disaster.
I will never financially recover from London.
Why? What do you mean?
London was great. Remember the salt?
It was hell on earth.
It wasn't hell on earth.
We have one more plate. London was hell on earth, and I'm never leaving Romania again.
Why was London hell on earth, and why would you never leave Romania again?
Because Romania is the promised land where I'm happy.
Why can't you just let me be happy?
It is quite nice. Okay.
What if 13 degrees in sun, I've got a bunch of supercars, a massive mansion, and 21 girlfriends?
I don't know. What if I can show you a card trick?
And I guarantee you...
I'm not talking to you. No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait. I'm interested.
I absolutely guarantee you that I'm going to show you a card trick and I guarantee by the end of the card trick that you're happy to believe in Romania.
They don't have any fucking cards.
Do you agree that if I show you a card trick that you're going to act within your instinct and at the end of the card trick, if you feel like being Romania, that you'll be on a plane?
Do you agree with that? Because I am a magician.
Do you agree? Sure.
The femme-centric systems Enslaved man.
I saw some dude the other day, some guy on Twitter.
He's a big Bitcoin guy. It's him and his fucking wife and he's had a kid.
Yay, my kid. I've got a kid.
In days of old, any dude with money, he'd spread his genetic seed everywhere.
He'd have 50 kids with fucking 30 chicks.
But now he's going to have a couple kids with one chick.
Why? Not because that's what he truly wants.
Because the woman will get mad if he doesn't.
The female controls them, the female inheritance.
Well, my wife won't leave me and cry her eyes out if I get my pee-pee wet.
You got a fucking chick telling me what to do with your own dick?
You got women controlling your body parts?
Minafi, listen to them.
So, what me and Tristan do is very, very important by attempting to rebalance the universe with our Aikido.
Please understand, there is no female on the planet.
Who would not be a loving, loyal, subservient girlfriend to men of our calendar.
Of course, there's nowhere else to fucking go.
But I refuse to allow that to happen.
You can either buy yourself a nice, reliable Toyota, or you can buy yourself a McLaren and all its problems.
Because when you have the best of the best, problems come with it.
I refuse to allow some bitch to get a reliable McLaren in me.
In fact, I'm so offended, fuck being loyal.
I'm offended if a bitch thinks I'm loyal.
Well, you think I have no hoes?
Do I look like a fucking punk to you?
So, for that reason, to re-establish balance in the universe because of this bitch shit I just saw on Twitter, some dude who's not gonna have 20 sons, he's afraid of his fucking wife, like a loser.
What I'm gonna do is invite all of my girlfriends, some of them I've already met, some of them don't know the others, All of them to the house today.
And when I say all of them, I mean all of them.
Bring me everyone. Everyone.
So they can all sit there and go, who's this girl?
Listen, you little fucking cunt.
If you think a man like me has to be loyal to some stupid whoopie like you, you're out of your fucking mind.
You ain't been through a fraction of the shit I've been through to become the man I am.
You're nothing. You're a little fucking whoopie.
What are you? Who the fuck doesn't?
I don't care. I'm bringing all of them.
And this is a test of loyalty.
Because if you will not remain loyal to me while I cheat on you with eight girls in front of your face, then I don't need you.
So, to combat against the femcentric systems of Earth, Tristan, we have to invite every single girl that we are currently dating to the house at once.
And if they want to cry about it, there's enough room.
We're going to see. If they want to cry about it, I'm a fair man.
So because I'm fair, if they want to cry and they want to get upset, I will offer any single one of them, fair, guys, don't jump in, one-on-one combat.
Don't jump in. That's fair.
One-on-one. If you're really that upset and you want to scream in my face, that's fine.
We can have one-on-one combat outside.
If you win, I'll get rid of the other girls.
But if you lose, you can take your busted-up eye and get the fuck out of my house!
You'll drop me, and you really won't.
["Bad Boyz"]
Let me burn, yeah.
Do that, let me burn, let me burn.
Let me burn.
Big and funky, glow, never low, no.
We are fire, with the shots in my shoulder.
I'm a show like you made from the bottom of my lung.
Make a choice, I'm your jail, I'm a swindler.
Big up, I'm the money, more than that.
Hold my hand like a drug in a dream.
Baby, I'm gonna do it, I'm a boss, like a cookie.
I'm a show like you made from the bottom of my lung.
I'm dressed in my evening's finest and I tend to go down with the ship like a gentleman.
Guggenheim, this is for you, Mr.
Guggenheim. Well, thank you. We are dressed in our best and are prepared to go down as gentlemen.
But we would like a brandy.
What am I doing?
Why? I don't know.
Absorbing the stare of death.
From the living.
All serious.
And in making your way.
Safely talking.
Hey.
What are you doing?
We can learn. We can learn.
Set this place on fire.
Oh, it's hot. Oh, it's hot.
Damn, it's hot.
I'm a baby.
What are we doing?
What is this?
I'm going to generate yoga fire.
Yoga fire is not real.
Alright, it is real.
If I bust out yoga fire, what the fuck are you doing?
These rubies come at me and I, you know, yoga fire.
Yoga fire. Boom.
Boom, boom. I actually think you can take all of them.
You could. I actually believe that.
I can take all of them. Genuinely. Alright.
Take all the interviewers. Genuinely.
Who do you think would win in a fight?
All of them. Or Andrew?
That's not real. That doesn't make you invisible.
The booze was amazing, you can't hear me.
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I don't know if you all know this, but all- It's really important. He's been trying to hide it.
It's Luke's birthday. It's Luke's birthday.
He's, uh, 16 today.
If you want to give a round of applause, we'll give a clap for Luke.
We made it to 16.
Congratulations. You're like your first drink.
So who hasn't got shot? I got one.
Everyone needs at least a shot.
That's better than you want. Don't trust your maintenance.
And this is big happy birthday to my favorite cousin, and it's Luke's birthday too.
Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
Happy birthday. Alright, put that vanilla back on.
Okay guys, sorry to interrupt.
I don't know if anyone knows this, but it's Alex's birthday today.
Happy birthday, Alex!
Happy birthday! Happy birthday, Alex.
I was going to stab him today, but I decided not to.
Better present. We all threw a shot for Alex.
Alex is 14 today.
Girls, shots. Come, come, come.
Come here, everybody.
Bring your glasses.
Happy birthday, Alex.
Happy birthday, Alex.
Alex, I hope this birthday will be your last.
Iris, we hope this is your last ever birthday.
So we want to make it good. We hope you don't make a few next ones.
Take vaccine and have a heart attack along with everybody else.
Take two. Booster.
every six months I'm happy birthday. Happy birthday. Wait, wait, the truth is, girls, right? No, they can't. They can't hear you. When
we do this, you can't hear you. Oh, Sorry, I'm meditating, I can't hear you.
They're meditating, don't interrupt them.
Listen, go upstairs. Go upstairs and tell her that the flame is just in the air.
That's important.
Smoke on Aikido! Never done before!
We're going to get you in custody and burn you because you believe in the fire. He's down for sick!
Go down higher.
Sitting downstairs.
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Go down higher.
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Go down higher.
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Go down higher.
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He's down for sick!
Go down higher.
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He's down for sick!
Go down higher.
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He's down for sick!
Go down higher.
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He's down for sick!
Go down higher.
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He's down for sick!
Go down higher.
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He's down for sick!
Go down higher.
Sitting downstairs.
It's not real.
What you bitch?
That's not real Go God higher That's real What am I doing an impression of?