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Four Seconds Of DBS
00:07:20
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| Good showman routine! Good showman routine! | |
| I think we're gonna take that. | |
| What are we doing here? | |
| It's Aston Martin garage. | |
| I think we're gonna take that. | |
| Last round. Make it tight. | |
| Good showman routine! | |
| I'm going to go get my coffee. | |
| Alright. | |
| So I watched No Time to Die, obviously, and there's a very short scene. | |
| There's like four seconds of a DBS. And I'm James Bond, aren't I? You are James Bond. | |
| So I need a DBS. And then also, don't you remember when we were in Munich and we pulled the cover off of the 765? | |
| Here we go! That was fun. | |
| What have we been doing recently? | |
| We've been doing nothing besides No, we've still been adventuring all around. | |
| You're right. Life's been just as fun as it's always been. | |
| Yeah. Yeah. | |
| Well, I was just trying to justify my new purchase. | |
| It can't be to just pull the cover off | |
| , it's a real world. The real world is I'm actually doing | |
| So I bought the BS. Super Leggera. | |
| Got the carbon badges. | |
| Isn't she gorgeous? She is gorgeous. | |
| She is gorgeous. How can I be James Bond if I don't have an asking? | |
| Can you admit that I am actually right every time I say let's spend all the money? | |
| You are completely right. Money's not real. | |
| I'm completely right. | |
| So because I'm now James Bond, I've decided to drive this around England, wear a suit. | |
| Maybe we should go to McLaren. Wanna fly to McLaren? | |
| We don't need more. | |
| You can't go to McLaren. | |
| We can't take the brand new DBS and drive to McLaren. | |
| That is unreasonable. | |
| Alright. Can I shoot? | |
| You can't shoot? Can I fight? | |
| You can't fight. Do I have bitches? | |
| Yep, you got bitches. Alright, am I above the law? | |
| You are above the law. I break basically every law and rule there is. | |
| To drive as well. That's right. | |
| So what am I doing to not having a DBS? It's true. | |
| I can't live my whole life up until this point not owning a DBS. Disgraceful. | |
| Luckily that's fixed now. | |
| It is fixed, isn't it? | |
| Solved. Problem solved. | |
| I didn't realize there was a problem. | |
| I identified it. | |
| Solved it immediately. | |
| Welcome to McLaren Technology Center, Luke. | |
| Thank you for watching! | |
| I told you the first thing we do when we bought an accident is go buy a McLaren. | |
| This camp? Why? | |
| Try and keep people like you, doubters, out. | |
| People like me can't be stopped. | |
| Man, this place is fucking awesome. | |
| They might win. | |
| I wonder if Bugatti Center beats them. | |
| We'll find out. We will find out. | |
| Because this one's fucking awesome. | |
| R. McLaren | |
| You stole her heart too. | |
| Hmm. | |
| So I'm James Bond. | |
| I'm James Bond now. This is very James Bond-y. | |
| No, but I actually am. The difference between the Superfast and this is that the Superfast is a scalpel. | |
| And that this is like a steak knife. | |
| It's still sharp, but sometimes a bit of jagged. | |
| You understand it catches a bit. | |
| Scalpel's just straight through. | |
| Yeah. It's a bit of a steak knife. | |
| Sometimes it's a bit like the power's a little bit lumpy. | |
| Sometimes the weight distribution isn't right, so it's a bit glary on a corner. | |
| But if you're James Bond, obviously you can handle those things. | |
| They made it difficult on purpose to keep James Bond entertained. | |
| That's what the DBS is all about. | |
| Makes sense. I'm very, very happy with my purchase. | |
| Overall, I'm extremely impressed and satisfied. | |
| So it's a good buy. It was a good buy, Luke. | |
| All in all, I'm impressed and satisfied, which is a good thing. | |
| Now I'm thinking to put the largest exhaust ever. | |
| It's like super loud to annoy everybody. | |
| Ever? Ever. I'm going to have a huge Quicksilver exhaust system on it. | |
| So, for that reason... | |
| That's actually the only reason I'm tempted to go back to Romania, is to put an exhaust system on my car. | |
| Does that make me crazy? Might make you a bit crazy. | |
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Why Spend Money Wisely?
00:03:24
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| But also, what else is there to do? | |
| What else is there to do? But then, do I want to drive back? | |
| Because it's going to be rainy motorways. | |
| Maybe I should put on a truck. | |
| Maybe we should jump on a private jet. | |
| Luke! Life can never slow down. | |
| Speed, momentum. | |
| As long as we keep going quickly, we cannot fail. | |
| We have to do everything we can possibly do, as much of it as possible. | |
| We must spend all of our human hours waking hours doing Aikido, buying supercars, going here, going there, jumping on a private jet, fucking 15 women. | |
| Endless jizz. It's the secret. | |
| Too many people are out here reading books, relaxing. | |
| I'm just gonna have a day to chill. | |
| That's why they haven't got shit. Can't chill. | |
| Not allowed. Not allowed to chill. | |
| No chill allowed. No chill. | |
| So, what I say we do is, we go to the most expensive restaurant I can possibly fucking find tonight. | |
| Find a way to get this on a truck. | |
| And then, we got a private jet. | |
| The most expensive restaurant you can find in London. | |
| Bro, I know Salt Bay. | |
| Not many people know that me, Salt Bae are tight like that. | |
| He's my boy. You know who Salt Bae is? | |
| The salt sprinkler man? | |
| Yes. My guy. | |
| Me and him met in Dubai. He's my friend. | |
| We're going there. We're going to go there and I'm going to spend a bunch of money because if I spend enough money, it pleases the gods of finance. | |
| The problem is all these broke boys is they're stingy. | |
| They hold on to their money. Me, I spend it all and it pleases the finance gods and they put more in my bank. | |
| That's business. That is how it works. | |
| It is exactly how it works. | |
| It's what we teach at Hustlers University in the war room. | |
| All the money you have, spend it all. | |
| But don't spend it in the wrong places. | |
| Spend it in the right places. We teach you where. | |
| And then you get a good feeling, right? | |
| Because spending money is fun. So now you get to spend money, which is fun, but in the right places, it brings more money back. | |
| That's what Hustlers University is about. | |
| That's how we get rich. So we have to go outside and have the most expensive dinner possible. | |
| I'll message you, my boy Salt Bay. | |
| We're gonna go there. We're gonna get a private jet. | |
| We're gonna do Aikido. On the plane. | |
| Your boy Salt Bae. | |
| We're doing Aikido on the plane, Luke. | |
| That's the plan. | |
| I'm on it. | |
| Love you, man. | |
| Be the best! After I joined the war room, | |
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Hot Chocolate Joke
00:11:09
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| that was the year I made $100,000. | |
| One year ago, I did not even have a business. | |
| I didn't make money. Now I make five figures every month. | |
| If I didn't join the war room, I would be nowhere near where I am today. | |
| A lot of people had a bad time at the point. | |
| I was not one of them. | |
| And I credit a lot of that to being in the war room. | |
| That's one of the things that I'm learning in the war room. | |
| There are multiple ways to make money. | |
| Just between those two students alone, I saved half a million dollars. | |
| Making money is easy. You just take it from somebody. | |
| Literally, you can change your life in a year. | |
| And when he talked about building a place where he could speak freely, in the war room, you learn how to be James Bond, where you can just pick up any weapon he needs. | |
| And the thing that really hooked me on it was this opportunity to invest in the CVS. When he said that he's bringing lots of people together, I was like, I'm talking about more people like me. | |
| The diversification of the war room allowed me to expand even further what I had wanted to expand in the future. | |
| Joining the war room opened my eyes as I saw what was possible. | |
| The war room was like a rabbit hole that lifted the veil on all the shit that I thought I knew that wasn't true. | |
| But I really said, okay, I found my trap. | |
| I found the men who see the world like I want to see it. | |
| This is how we're rolling. You can't find men of this caliber anywhere else in the world except in the war room. | |
| Thank you very much, gentlemen. Marcel always, | |
| always, always orders hot chocolates. | |
| No, we all got cappuccinos. | |
| And he got hot chocolate. | |
| Listen, me, Tristan, and Luke drink coffee. | |
| So why are you drinking hot chocolate? | |
| You always do this. We always drink coffee. | |
| This is hot chocolate though. | |
| The temperature is hot chocolate. | |
| No, hot chocolate. Coffee doesn't help. | |
| He drinks hot chocolate. | |
| But why? You will never catch me and my brother getting hot chocolate. | |
| Never. Never. | |
| You've been transformed into hot chocolate before, just to be honest. | |
| No, I haven't. No, you tricked me. | |
| Me and you had breakfast. | |
| I remember you tricking me. | |
| No, I remember you tricking me. | |
| He tricked me. He tried to poison me with hot chocolate. | |
| Did you try and poison it? Yeah. | |
| No, Tristan, he literally tried to get me. | |
| He tried to poison it? Yeah, he tried to poison me. | |
| No, we literally sat there and drank my chocolate. | |
| Literally. Everyone saw it. | |
| No, I know. After the whole drive, when you got COVID, they should have cured you from this hot chocolate. | |
| Yeah. We didn't get COVID, because we had drunk coffee. | |
| No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying. | |
| Coffee secure. It amplifies hot chocolate. | |
| The COVID amplifies hot chocolate. | |
| What? It amplifies hot chocolate. | |
| It amplifies hot chocolate. Cappuccino cures coffee. | |
| It does. No, it doesn't. | |
| You've had it. It's not at all. | |
| Hot chocolate. | |
| He's still on this hot chocolate thing. | |
| So the road dogs are back together. | |
| Me, Tristan, Andrew, Marcel. | |
| We're back together. All together. | |
| It's been a while. It has been a while. | |
| At least six weeks. What are we doing? | |
| We're rich. We shouldn't go to Antarctica or something. | |
| We're just fucking sitting around here. | |
| Yeah. We're rich. | |
| We shouldn't go to Antarctica. Luke, we have to go to Antarctica. | |
| I agree. To annoy Tristan. | |
| Sorry. Sorry. Tristan super doesn't want to go to Antarctica. | |
| He super doesn't want to go. | |
| No, I'm serious. Wait, wait, wait. | |
| We're calling. Hello? | |
| Does someone steal your phone? | |
| Where's my phone? What do you mean? | |
| Okay. You're sitting next? | |
| No, but you're sitting next to me. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait. How are you calling me asking me where your suit is when you're right here? | |
| I'm right here. Tristan, you're already next to me wearing your suit. | |
| I'm in my suit. Bro, that must be... | |
| Imposter, bro. He didn't... | |
| He can't be calling you. He was ringing you. | |
| Yeah. You're telling me that sometimes went in your room and took your suit and then went out. | |
| But Tristan, you're right. | |
| Tristan's been here the whole time. | |
| Yeah, Tristan's been here the whole time. | |
| Someone's pretending to be me on the phone. | |
| Tristan, you're already here, so you're not the real Tristan. | |
| Someone's pretending to be me on the phone. You're not the real Tristan, so you're pretending to be Tristan. | |
| You're off the phone, you fraud. Some fraud got my number. | |
| Some guy's pretending to be Tristan. | |
| If I wasn't Tristan, why would my initials be on my cuff? | |
| Doesn't make sense. It literally just doesn't make sense. | |
| So this guy is pretending he has no clothes to wear because someone took his suit. | |
| Someone took your suit. Some loser from Instagram who follows me. | |
| Probably. There are. | |
| It's got to be an Instagram loser. Obsessed. | |
| It's super weird. Supposedly you're not coming now because you don't have clothes to wear, but you're already going to wear it in your suit. | |
| I bought this suit especially tonight. | |
| So don't... We don't need that imposter to come. | |
| Yeah. Yeah. | |
| Hot chocolate. | |
| America is a failed country. | |
| It's a dying empire. | |
| It's a failed society. What do you mean? | |
| Hello, I'm wonderful, thank you. | |
| Can I have a Hey Joplin Connoisseur A or B? You're not using my card again. | |
| Has Rory finally lost his mind? | |
| I'll drink with these guys. I'll just have some spark. | |
| How are you, Rory? You'll have a hot chocolate. | |
| No, Rory really likes hot chocolates. | |
| I thought Rory loved hot chocolate. | |
| Listen, I've been Rory's friend for years. | |
| Listen, I'm just going to reply with what I would reply. | |
| All right, Tristan, you can have a whiskey. | |
| Thank you. Rory's not getting anything. | |
| Sorry, Rory. I don't. | |
| I can find my own dreams. | |
| Rory, Rory. You used my card at any opportunity. | |
| How did you get into my hotel? | |
| How did you get into my hotel? | |
| Wasn't the girl terrified? | |
| Look, all I know is I'm Tristan T. I don't know who you think I am. | |
| It says it on my cuffs. | |
| It says it... On my tailored suit, I came to my hotel room, I got a key to my hotel room, put my suit on... | |
| Rory, have you finally lost your mind? | |
| Is that what's happened? What? | |
| What now? Oh, not allowed a bit of pizza on a Friday night. | |
| Rory, the world has to know the truth. | |
| What? That we're addicted. | |
| What truth? Very badly. | |
| Shit. Well, that did fucking work. | |
| So we don't have an exact date, but it must be between the 52 and the 56. | |
| So pre the embargo of Cuban goods going to the United States. | |
| Before the embargo, it was common that big groups used to ask Cuba about very special cigars made for a promotion of very important employees or celebrate anything. | |
| And this little boy came from 70 years ago. | |
| So this is the oldest cigar in London, maybe? | |
| I cannot say yes, but it's gonna be somewhere there. | |
| Alright, here you go. You wanna be me? | |
| You can smoke my cigar. I'll take this one. | |
| No, you can't. | |
| Tristan really likes ancient cigars. | |
| That's for me. Thank you. Rory, this is really weird. | |
| Yeah. I could make a nice episode about this cigar and say it's just a joke about him pretending to be me. | |
| What do you mean, joke? It's going on my card, mate. | |
| I paid for it. If it was... | |
| Where's my... | |
| Where's my card? | |
| What do you mean? Well, it's my hotel room. | |
| I'm missing a card. | |
| Yeah, on the desk is my card. | |
| So I needed my card for my 1950s cigar. | |
| Yeah. And here it is. | |
| Tristan was saying this whole time how he couldn't wait. | |
| Ignore my friends. This is weird, Rory. | |
| Really weird. You've changed, mate. | |
| You don't seem the same. | |
| Something did happen to Roy, didn't it? | |
| Just walk in. | |
| So, this is between 1952 and 1958. | |
| It is. It should be between 1952 and 1956. | |
| 1952 and 1956. So it's the oldest cigar you have. | |
| See, as I'm paid, I should have. | |
| It's not allowed. I should have to buy paid. | |
| Don't give it to him. He stole my cards. | |
| Thank you. Enjoy. Rory, you're nothing but thief. | |
| I'd be ashamed of that. | |
| That's great. | |
| I'm gonna sit and smoke this cigar and ignore all of you. | |
| That's so immature. | |
| I don't understand. | |
| No respect. | |
| Marceau, when's the last time you saw Rory? | |
| Well, how long did the night last? | |
| I last saw you on our car trip and on the jet because I'm your son and you know I am. | |
| Ah, Rory. | |
| I've seen you, David. | |
| It's been a few years since you've seen me, Rory. | |
| Over 10. | |
| Rory, you've definitely been watching Take On Financial, haven't you? | |
| and that's the proportion. | |
| That's how you know about... | |