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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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JAMES BONDS NEW CAR | Tate Confidential Ep. 124
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Good showman routine! Good showman routine!
I think we're gonna take that.
What are we doing here?
It's Aston Martin garage.
I think we're gonna take that.
Last round. Make it tight.
Good showman routine!
I'm going to go get my coffee.
Alright.
So I watched No Time to Die, obviously, and there's a very short scene.
There's like four seconds of a DBS. And I'm James Bond, aren't I? You are James Bond.
So I need a DBS. And then also, don't you remember when we were in Munich and we pulled the cover off of the 765?
Here we go! That was fun.
What have we been doing recently?
We've been doing nothing besides No, we've still been adventuring all around.
You're right. Life's been just as fun as it's always been.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I was just trying to justify my new purchase.
It can't be to just pull the cover off
, it's a real world. The real world is I'm actually doing
So I bought the BS. Super Leggera.
Got the carbon badges.
Isn't she gorgeous? She is gorgeous.
She is gorgeous. How can I be James Bond if I don't have an asking?
Can you admit that I am actually right every time I say let's spend all the money?
You are completely right. Money's not real.
I'm completely right.
So because I'm now James Bond, I've decided to drive this around England, wear a suit.
Maybe we should go to McLaren. Wanna fly to McLaren?
We don't need more.
You can't go to McLaren.
We can't take the brand new DBS and drive to McLaren.
That is unreasonable.
Alright. Can I shoot?
You can't shoot? Can I fight?
You can't fight. Do I have bitches?
Yep, you got bitches. Alright, am I above the law?
You are above the law. I break basically every law and rule there is.
To drive as well. That's right.
So what am I doing to not having a DBS? It's true.
I can't live my whole life up until this point not owning a DBS. Disgraceful.
Luckily that's fixed now.
It is fixed, isn't it?
Solved. Problem solved.
I didn't realize there was a problem.
I identified it.
Solved it immediately.
Welcome to McLaren Technology Center, Luke.
Thank you for watching!
I told you the first thing we do when we bought an accident is go buy a McLaren.
This camp? Why?
Try and keep people like you, doubters, out.
People like me can't be stopped.
Man, this place is fucking awesome.
They might win.
I wonder if Bugatti Center beats them.
We'll find out. We will find out.
Because this one's fucking awesome.
R. McLaren
You stole her heart too.
Hmm.
So I'm James Bond.
I'm James Bond now. This is very James Bond-y.
No, but I actually am. The difference between the Superfast and this is that the Superfast is a scalpel.
And that this is like a steak knife.
It's still sharp, but sometimes a bit of jagged.
You understand it catches a bit.
Scalpel's just straight through.
Yeah. It's a bit of a steak knife.
Sometimes it's a bit like the power's a little bit lumpy.
Sometimes the weight distribution isn't right, so it's a bit glary on a corner.
But if you're James Bond, obviously you can handle those things.
They made it difficult on purpose to keep James Bond entertained.
That's what the DBS is all about.
Makes sense. I'm very, very happy with my purchase.
Overall, I'm extremely impressed and satisfied.
So it's a good buy. It was a good buy, Luke.
All in all, I'm impressed and satisfied, which is a good thing.
Now I'm thinking to put the largest exhaust ever.
It's like super loud to annoy everybody.
Ever? Ever. I'm going to have a huge Quicksilver exhaust system on it.
So, for that reason...
That's actually the only reason I'm tempted to go back to Romania, is to put an exhaust system on my car.
Does that make me crazy? Might make you a bit crazy.
But also, what else is there to do?
What else is there to do? But then, do I want to drive back?
Because it's going to be rainy motorways.
Maybe I should put on a truck.
Maybe we should jump on a private jet.
Luke! Life can never slow down.
Speed, momentum.
As long as we keep going quickly, we cannot fail.
We have to do everything we can possibly do, as much of it as possible.
We must spend all of our human hours waking hours doing Aikido, buying supercars, going here, going there, jumping on a private jet, fucking 15 women.
Endless jizz. It's the secret.
Too many people are out here reading books, relaxing.
I'm just gonna have a day to chill.
That's why they haven't got shit. Can't chill.
Not allowed. Not allowed to chill.
No chill allowed. No chill.
So, what I say we do is, we go to the most expensive restaurant I can possibly fucking find tonight.
Find a way to get this on a truck.
And then, we got a private jet.
The most expensive restaurant you can find in London.
Bro, I know Salt Bay.
Not many people know that me, Salt Bae are tight like that.
He's my boy. You know who Salt Bae is?
The salt sprinkler man?
Yes. My guy.
Me and him met in Dubai. He's my friend.
We're going there. We're going to go there and I'm going to spend a bunch of money because if I spend enough money, it pleases the gods of finance.
The problem is all these broke boys is they're stingy.
They hold on to their money. Me, I spend it all and it pleases the finance gods and they put more in my bank.
That's business. That is how it works.
It is exactly how it works.
It's what we teach at Hustlers University in the war room.
All the money you have, spend it all.
But don't spend it in the wrong places.
Spend it in the right places. We teach you where.
And then you get a good feeling, right?
Because spending money is fun. So now you get to spend money, which is fun, but in the right places, it brings more money back.
That's what Hustlers University is about.
That's how we get rich. So we have to go outside and have the most expensive dinner possible.
I'll message you, my boy Salt Bay.
We're gonna go there. We're gonna get a private jet.
We're gonna do Aikido. On the plane.
Your boy Salt Bae.
We're doing Aikido on the plane, Luke.
That's the plan.
I'm on it.
Love you, man.
Be the best! After I joined the war room,
that was the year I made $100,000.
One year ago, I did not even have a business.
I didn't make money. Now I make five figures every month.
If I didn't join the war room, I would be nowhere near where I am today.
A lot of people had a bad time at the point.
I was not one of them.
And I credit a lot of that to being in the war room.
That's one of the things that I'm learning in the war room.
There are multiple ways to make money.
Just between those two students alone, I saved half a million dollars.
Making money is easy. You just take it from somebody.
Literally, you can change your life in a year.
And when he talked about building a place where he could speak freely, in the war room, you learn how to be James Bond, where you can just pick up any weapon he needs.
And the thing that really hooked me on it was this opportunity to invest in the CVS. When he said that he's bringing lots of people together, I was like, I'm talking about more people like me.
The diversification of the war room allowed me to expand even further what I had wanted to expand in the future.
Joining the war room opened my eyes as I saw what was possible.
The war room was like a rabbit hole that lifted the veil on all the shit that I thought I knew that wasn't true.
But I really said, okay, I found my trap.
I found the men who see the world like I want to see it.
This is how we're rolling. You can't find men of this caliber anywhere else in the world except in the war room.
Thank you very much, gentlemen. Marcel always,
always, always orders hot chocolates.
No, we all got cappuccinos.
And he got hot chocolate.
Listen, me, Tristan, and Luke drink coffee.
So why are you drinking hot chocolate?
You always do this. We always drink coffee.
This is hot chocolate though.
The temperature is hot chocolate.
No, hot chocolate. Coffee doesn't help.
He drinks hot chocolate.
But why? You will never catch me and my brother getting hot chocolate.
Never. Never.
You've been transformed into hot chocolate before, just to be honest.
No, I haven't. No, you tricked me.
Me and you had breakfast.
I remember you tricking me.
No, I remember you tricking me.
He tricked me. He tried to poison me with hot chocolate.
Did you try and poison it? Yeah.
No, Tristan, he literally tried to get me.
He tried to poison it? Yeah, he tried to poison me.
No, we literally sat there and drank my chocolate.
Literally. Everyone saw it.
No, I know. After the whole drive, when you got COVID, they should have cured you from this hot chocolate.
Yeah. We didn't get COVID, because we had drunk coffee.
No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying.
Coffee secure. It amplifies hot chocolate.
The COVID amplifies hot chocolate.
What? It amplifies hot chocolate.
It amplifies hot chocolate. Cappuccino cures coffee.
It does. No, it doesn't.
You've had it. It's not at all.
Hot chocolate.
He's still on this hot chocolate thing.
So the road dogs are back together.
Me, Tristan, Andrew, Marcel.
We're back together. All together.
It's been a while. It has been a while.
At least six weeks. What are we doing?
We're rich. We shouldn't go to Antarctica or something.
We're just fucking sitting around here.
Yeah. We're rich.
We shouldn't go to Antarctica. Luke, we have to go to Antarctica.
I agree. To annoy Tristan.
Sorry. Sorry. Tristan super doesn't want to go to Antarctica.
He super doesn't want to go.
No, I'm serious. Wait, wait, wait.
We're calling. Hello?
Does someone steal your phone?
Where's my phone? What do you mean?
Okay. You're sitting next?
No, but you're sitting next to me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. How are you calling me asking me where your suit is when you're right here?
I'm right here. Tristan, you're already next to me wearing your suit.
I'm in my suit. Bro, that must be...
Imposter, bro. He didn't...
He can't be calling you. He was ringing you.
Yeah. You're telling me that sometimes went in your room and took your suit and then went out.
But Tristan, you're right.
Tristan's been here the whole time.
Yeah, Tristan's been here the whole time.
Someone's pretending to be me on the phone.
Tristan, you're already here, so you're not the real Tristan.
Someone's pretending to be me on the phone. You're not the real Tristan, so you're pretending to be Tristan.
You're off the phone, you fraud. Some fraud got my number.
Some guy's pretending to be Tristan.
If I wasn't Tristan, why would my initials be on my cuff?
Doesn't make sense. It literally just doesn't make sense.
So this guy is pretending he has no clothes to wear because someone took his suit.
Someone took your suit. Some loser from Instagram who follows me.
Probably. There are.
It's got to be an Instagram loser. Obsessed.
It's super weird. Supposedly you're not coming now because you don't have clothes to wear, but you're already going to wear it in your suit.
I bought this suit especially tonight.
So don't... We don't need that imposter to come.
Yeah. Yeah.
Hot chocolate.
America is a failed country.
It's a dying empire.
It's a failed society. What do you mean?
Hello, I'm wonderful, thank you.
Can I have a Hey Joplin Connoisseur A or B? You're not using my card again.
Has Rory finally lost his mind?
I'll drink with these guys. I'll just have some spark.
How are you, Rory? You'll have a hot chocolate.
No, Rory really likes hot chocolates.
I thought Rory loved hot chocolate.
Listen, I've been Rory's friend for years.
Listen, I'm just going to reply with what I would reply.
All right, Tristan, you can have a whiskey.
Thank you. Rory's not getting anything.
Sorry, Rory. I don't.
I can find my own dreams.
Rory, Rory. You used my card at any opportunity.
How did you get into my hotel?
How did you get into my hotel?
Wasn't the girl terrified?
Look, all I know is I'm Tristan T. I don't know who you think I am.
It says it on my cuffs.
It says it... On my tailored suit, I came to my hotel room, I got a key to my hotel room, put my suit on...
Rory, have you finally lost your mind?
Is that what's happened? What?
What now? Oh, not allowed a bit of pizza on a Friday night.
Rory, the world has to know the truth.
What? That we're addicted.
What truth? Very badly.
Shit. Well, that did fucking work.
So we don't have an exact date, but it must be between the 52 and the 56.
So pre the embargo of Cuban goods going to the United States.
Before the embargo, it was common that big groups used to ask Cuba about very special cigars made for a promotion of very important employees or celebrate anything.
And this little boy came from 70 years ago.
So this is the oldest cigar in London, maybe?
I cannot say yes, but it's gonna be somewhere there.
Alright, here you go. You wanna be me?
You can smoke my cigar. I'll take this one.
No, you can't.
Tristan really likes ancient cigars.
That's for me. Thank you. Rory, this is really weird.
Yeah. I could make a nice episode about this cigar and say it's just a joke about him pretending to be me.
What do you mean, joke? It's going on my card, mate.
I paid for it. If it was...
Where's my...
Where's my card?
What do you mean? Well, it's my hotel room.
I'm missing a card.
Yeah, on the desk is my card.
So I needed my card for my 1950s cigar.
Yeah. And here it is.
Tristan was saying this whole time how he couldn't wait.
Ignore my friends. This is weird, Rory.
Really weird. You've changed, mate.
You don't seem the same.
Something did happen to Roy, didn't it?
Just walk in.
So, this is between 1952 and 1958.
It is. It should be between 1952 and 1956.
1952 and 1956. So it's the oldest cigar you have.
See, as I'm paid, I should have.
It's not allowed. I should have to buy paid.
Don't give it to him. He stole my cards.
Thank you. Enjoy. Rory, you're nothing but thief.
I'd be ashamed of that.
That's great.
I'm gonna sit and smoke this cigar and ignore all of you.
That's so immature.
I don't understand.
No respect.
Marceau, when's the last time you saw Rory?
Well, how long did the night last?
I last saw you on our car trip and on the jet because I'm your son and you know I am.
Ah, Rory.
I've seen you, David.
It's been a few years since you've seen me, Rory.
Over 10.
Rory, you've definitely been watching Take On Financial, haven't you?
and that's the proportion.
That's how you know about...
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