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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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THE OLDEST CIGAR IN LONDON | Tate Confidential Ep. 123
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So I think we're going to have to go for this one.
Can I ask how much it is per glass?
That goes for 350 pounds per glass.
I'll take three glasses of that then.
Thank you very much.
Good song everything!
Good song everything!
They come from the deep end.
Good song everything!
I'm going to stay in the car.
Sorry?
I'm going to stay in the car.
Another day in England.
I'm going to stay in the car.
Suddenly I can't drive as fast as I like.
Oh, it's 20.
I'm surfing 30 on a 20.
Oh, speed limits.
My bad. We can't be back here again.
You keep doing this every single time.
We get to London, he literally literally spends like 50 G's on fucking clothes.
Uh-huh, yeah? I spent 50 G's yesterday on tailored clothing in Seattle Royal.
I wore the same jacket in every single episode.
It's all right. And now we're here.
Wonderful trick! Yay!
Business class! We're doing diabetes before we do the marathon.
Yeah. I can hang them up nicely.
That's what it is. They're all just hung up super nicely.
Luke. I need something else.
Oh, my booze is here.
Wonderful. In the real world, Luke.
Literally, last time we were here.
Every single time.
Money isn't real. It's numbers on the screen.
Clothes are real. Clothes keep you warm in the winter.
If I was out in the ice cold, and I had six tracksuits that cost four grand each, I might survive.
If I looked at my number on the screen, and it was 100,000 more, this is Burberry Cashmere.
This is Under Armour, $7.
Tracksuit bombs from Under Armour.
$40. Yeah, so he's $47.
I'm 4,700 pounds. It's alright, tonight you're gonna see my new suits.
You guys, when you were driving your Lamborghini, I was, I spent, sorry, I picked up 44,000 pounds worth of suits, and I spent 50,000 pounds more on more suits.
Let's fire Luke. From the company.
Let's fire. Shit. Luke, you're fired.
Take confidential camera, man.
Fuck. Take confidential viewers, say bye to Luke.
He's fired. Does this happen?
Literally in the last 24 hours people have turned a thousand dollars into a hundred thousand dollars or a million dollars on some internet meme token.
There's people out here still getting 20-year mortgages and live inside the financial system.
The financial system is broken. It's all broken.
Money's not real. It's all Fagazi.
It's bullshit. It's a husk of a system which they have to prop up by printing untold sums of cash and injecting them.
They're just pouring money in this massive hole to try and prevent their broken system from entirely collapsing.
And as it limps on, as it limps forward, some people like us accidentally get super, super rich.
You know why they're doing that? The reason they're printing all this money...
Let me turn the music down. The reason they're printing all this money and they're doing it is because they know it's all gonna fall apart.
So their plan is, let's print a bunch of money while people still respect the money, and then we can buy a bunch of assets, and then when it falls apart, we have to draw all the assets.
So they're deliberately making it rain in key areas.
Imagine there's a map, and in one country it's raining money, and the other countries are all a desert.
It's dry. That's where the peons live, in the desert, because they need the peons to be broke to keep working hard for the money, because the people who have all the money don't like to work hard, right?
But what happens is, people like me, we look at the map.
And we realize where that one country is.
Because it's very hard to make the elites extremely rich and not make anybody else rich.
It sounds easy, but it's actually harder than you'd think when people like me who are perspicacious are paying attention and putting ourselves in the same positions as the elites.
I'm doing the same things they're doing.
They just don't know I'm doing it. So in their little rain country, I've turned up and put a few buckets down.
And now...
We're buying cars over the phone. Again!
Yeah. We've been in this car for one hour in the back of this chauffeured car.
He bought an Aston Martin TBS and I bought it.
It's a surprise what I bought.
It's a surprise. Surprise.
You'll see. Surprise. Surprise.
It costs $200,000 but it's a surprise.
Just can't keep doing this.
Money's not real. You can't tell me what to do because I'll fight you.
So... Hold on tight.
You're about to get whipped right here at Hossleys University.
I'm going to be able to do it.
I'm here today at the prestigious Bulgari Hotel in Knightsbridge to smoke a cigar that's probably worth more than everything you're wearing and all the money in your wallet.
The reason I'm doing this is because I found out there are only two of these cigars left known in the world.
They were rolled in 1989.
That makes them one year younger than I am.
And it's the place that has them.
Let's go. Hello, my friend.
How are you? Very good. How are you today?
It's always good to see you. It's always good to see you.
So, I heard a rumor that you have two very special cigars in this cigar lounge.
Is that true? The rumor is actually true.
We do have a couple of very, very special Cuban marido.
As you may know, the Davidoff factory moved out of Cuba in 1991.
1991 to Geneva, by the way.
Exactly. Therefore, this one has been enrolled in 1986.
1986? Wow.
It's called anniversary number one.
Made to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the factory in Cuba.
Of course, you can tell.
And very, very nice again.
I haven't smoked one of those unfortunately, but I can tell that I met people who ate and they told me that they are very Great.
A meaningful cigar.
And it brings you back to the 60s and 70s.
I've never been to the streets of Cuba, but you know what?
I'm going there today because I would please like one of your fine Davidoff Cuban cigars.
That's beautiful. That would make this cigar two years older than me.
So how do they keep it in such good condition?
I assume it hasn't always fitted the Bulgari.
What's the journey of this company?
This, you know? I do, actually.
Back in the days, this was already a special cigar, when they made it, because it was made for an anniversary, therefore it was already something that they produced for a little amount.
And our boss, Mr.
Saakia, likes to keep very, very special stuff.
Therefore... Maybe back in the days they've been lucky or they had a good call, but they knew that something was going on with Davidox.
Therefore, they decided to keep these specialty cigars for a while.
They have a very, very unique aging humidor, which is like, it keeps the perfect condition no matter what.
Because if you mess up with a cigar for a couple of weeks, that's it.
All the years of keeping it is over.
Even three days.
This has been kept for 35 years now.
And it's actually, if you touch it, it's very, very good.
It's brand new. I'll take this, give me two H-Uplans, maybe H-Uplans Connoisseur B or something like that.
You have a Connoisseur B? Yeah, give me two H-Uplans Connoisseur A's for my colleagues, and yeah, I look forward to it.
I'll sell you over there. Thank you very much.
Straight cut? Straight cut, my friend.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
I'll bring it over. Now, my friend, before we get started, do you have any alcohol worthy of drinking with a cigar like this?
I actually do.
You do? I knew you would.
I knew you would. What have you got?
Before we light these, I don't want to leave them burning while I'm waiting for my drinks.
I think we should order some drinks first that are worth it.
Can you show me the case?
Of course, please. I have right the cabinet for you.
Wonderful. Um...
We have a very nice cabinet from our friends.
And this is with some very nice cognac in it.
Well, you may know EXO, of course.
This one is the Paradis, which is at least 30 years old.
It's made with the finest of the bees.
And up there you have Hennessy Paradis Imperial, which is as well a 30 years old minimum age, but made with the finest of the finest.
So, believe it or not, I have a cigar lounge at my house, and the finest cognac I have is this Hennessy Paradis here.
So I think we're going to have to go for this one.
Can I ask how much it is per glass?
That goes for 350 pounds.
350 pounds per glass?
Yes. I'll take three glasses of that.
Thank you very much.
So before we light this on fire, could you just remind me one more time how much this phone costs?
That would be 1,300 pounds.
1,300 British pounds, close to 2,000 American dollars.
I intend to enjoy every second of it.
Come on, Andrew, you've got to cheer me with this.
you you By the way, it's four o'clock in the afternoon.
Perfect time to stop drinking. Perfect time to stop drinking.
Okay, that is very good smoke.
That even Andrew who hates cognac has to admit.
35 years ago, somebody rolled that and put it in a box.
In Cuba. The company changed locations from 1991 to Geneva.
No Davidoffs have been rolled in Cuba since then.
That cigar has made its way across the world.
And now me, who wasn't even born when it was made, I'm going to be smoking it here in London.
It's really quite cool.
How old's the birds?
Thirteen plus years old.
This boots is older than you.
Nice. You did not exist when some man was putting this into a cast.
No. Thank you very, very much.
and welcome back to the 60s in Cuba it's it's it's different It's different. You know,
if I switched exclusively to these, If they existed and smoked five of them a day like I do with other cigars, I'd definitely go work hard.
But they are good.
It's good for a one-off. If you were to tell me nine years ago I'd spend 1,300 pounds on something to smoke, I did not smoke, nor did I have 1,300 pounds.
Here you go. I've heard it.
Am I gonna upset all the connoisseurs by saying it's basically the same?
you Well, they're free to come and fight you.
They'll lose. They will lose.
I'm gonna tell you something about this cigar.
It's like taking the virginity of a really beautiful woman.
I get to have this experience and no one else gets to have it again.
It is a little bit better, but the real pleasure is in the fact that somebody else would love to have this, and I get it.
That's why this is good. That makes sense.
I'll give you that. I agree with that.
Thank you very much. There's only two of these.
And in the city of London, do you know of any cigars this old?
Apart from like museums and stuff?
My guess...
Even older cigar, but not Gerard Davidoff.
Therefore not that they are not physically existing anymore.
So there might be some older Cubans, but it's still limited editions from a specific moment in time that they Might be replicated in the future.
Yes, yes, yes. This will never be ever made again.
No. As far as I know, that one is probably one of the rarest cigars in the...
I don't want to say in the world, but...
Closer. Yeah, closer.
For sure in the UK. Thank you very much.
I appreciate it very much.
Enjoy. I will.
You know, there are lots of people, fine people who run like cigar review channels, cigar review Twitter pages, cigar Instagram pages.
They will never, ever, ever smoke one of these.
Isn't that nuts? That's like their whole identity.
That's all they do. And they never get to smoke one.
Did you ever hear about the time I defeated 25 ninjas and I'm on combat?
No, tell me. I was walking to a field by myself.
25 ninjas here.
It's samurai. That is how I imagined the story would start.
But why would a ninja have a samurai?
Because they worked with the samurai.
Oh, Chinese-Japanese collaboration.
Correct. To try and destroy them.
Should know. They do that.
I tried to defeat them all by Aikido.
By the end of it, I had one small cut.
And that drop of blood that fell on the grass was drunk by a spider.
Okay, that's why Oh, you told me this before I know what happened to him I'm going to go get a drink.
Should we tell the take off the engineers?
No. No.
They don't deserve to know.
Luke, why does this cigar cost more than all of your clothes?
You have money, why aren't you...
Okay. I like my clothes.
And actually, I'm not sure it does.
Your jumper costs a thousand pounds.
I'm actually not sure it does, Tristan.
No, I'm slightly, yeah. Shit. No, okay, sorry.
But who bought you the shoes?
Okay. Who bought the cigar?
We buy them everything. I bought them the jumper.
I bought them the jeans. Didn't you buy them that long?
I think I bought them. Correct.
I exist and things are free.
It's weird. Things aren't free.
Things aren't free. It's super weird.
It's like I have a superpower.
But they're not free. The superpower is you have money, and you're too lazy to buy your own stuff to try and look nice.
So we make you do things.
And then you never have money because it's tied up with some DeFi project at the time.
So you make us pay the bill.
I feel like this booze is free.
Let's start invoicing with Luke. Okay, add $350 to Luke's bill.
Booze is free, mate. Good cigar as well.
Nice sparkling water.
End of an era.
A 35 year journey has come to an end today.
I wanted to smoke.
I literally took 1,300 pounds and lit it on fire.
Was it enjoyable? It's like this.
If I had 1,301 pounds in my bank, and I bought this, I'd be so sad now it's over.
But, I could do this three of them.
I could do this five times a day.
Boo and the five thousand ant ears are billion ants.
I'm talking about the ant.
Billion ants. This iconic cigar with our ant ears, and you're interrupting me about ant ears.
Billions of ants.
I guess it depends if they come in a thin wave or more troops, or if they come in a more troopled out thing.
I imagine that swarm in the public of the antics is the end of one of the world's rarest and oldest cigar.
It also depends on the type of antics.
Who would win in a fight?
Millionaires. The ants.
No way anyone comments.
Anteaters. They can't win.
Or lose. We can't just keep going around, getting cars.
What about this one?
One of these? Yeah, one of these.
We just put on a helmet at all times.
Nah, almost got my style.
What's two plus two? Four.
Two plus two is four.
Minus one, that's three, quick math.
That's not a conclusion.
You can't keep doing this.
You don't need another Ferrari.
You already have two. Only two.
Is this the future? I have two hands, correct?
Yes. And I have two feet. It doesn't mean to be four falls.
What's two plus two? It's four.
Two plus two is four.
Minus one that's free quick mess Fucking smoke these are literally the future You're gonna have to get two. Yeah. Beautiful.
Do I need an SF90? It would teach you a lesson, Luke.
Man, these are the future. Are these electric cars cool?
They might be. They might be cool.
They might be super cool. So if I... What are we doing here?
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