Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - JAMES BONDS NEW CAR | Tate Confidential Ep. 124
Aired: 2022-07-26
Duration: 21:53


=== Four Seconds Of DBS (07:20) ===

[00:00:00]  Good showman routine! Good showman routine!
[00:00:22]  I think we're gonna take that.
[00:00:29]  What are we doing here?
[00:00:39]  It's Aston Martin garage.
[00:00:45]  I think we're gonna take that.
[00:00:48]  Last round. Make it tight.
[00:01:04]  Good showman routine!
[00:01:07]  I'm going to go get my coffee.
[00:01:09]  Alright.
[00:01:10]  So I watched No Time to Die, obviously, and there's a very short scene.
[00:01:15]  There's like four seconds of a DBS. And I'm James Bond, aren't I? You are James Bond.
[00:01:21]  So I need a DBS. And then also, don't you remember when we were in Munich and we pulled the cover off of the 765?
[00:01:28]  Here we go! That was fun.
[00:01:59]  What have we been doing recently?
[00:02:00]  We've been doing nothing besides No, we've still been adventuring all around.
[00:02:04]  You're right. Life's been just as fun as it's always been.
[00:02:06]  Yeah. Yeah.
[00:02:07]  Well, I was just trying to justify my new purchase.
[00:02:09]  It can't be to just pull the cover off
[00:02:11]  , it's a real world. The real world is I'm actually doing
[00:02:41]  So I bought the BS. Super Leggera.
[00:02:46]  Got the carbon badges.
[00:02:49]  Isn't she gorgeous? She is gorgeous.
[00:02:52]  She is gorgeous. How can I be James Bond if I don't have an asking?
[00:02:57]  Can you admit that I am actually right every time I say let's spend all the money?
[00:03:01]  You are completely right. Money's not real.
[00:03:03]  I'm completely right.
[00:03:05]  So because I'm now James Bond, I've decided to drive this around England, wear a suit.
[00:03:10]  Maybe we should go to McLaren. Wanna fly to McLaren?
[00:03:14]  We don't need more.
[00:03:17]  You can't go to McLaren.
[00:03:19]  We can't take the brand new DBS and drive to McLaren.
[00:03:23]  That is unreasonable.
[00:03:26]  Alright. Can I shoot?
[00:03:41]  You can't shoot? Can I fight?
[00:03:42]  You can't fight. Do I have bitches?
[00:03:43]  Yep, you got bitches. Alright, am I above the law?
[00:03:46]  You are above the law. I break basically every law and rule there is.
[00:03:48]  To drive as well. That's right.
[00:03:50]  So what am I doing to not having a DBS? It's true.
[00:03:53]  I can't live my whole life up until this point not owning a DBS. Disgraceful.
[00:03:59]  Luckily that's fixed now.
[00:04:01]  It is fixed, isn't it?
[00:04:03]  Solved. Problem solved.
[00:04:16]  I didn't realize there was a problem.
[00:04:18]  I identified it.
[00:04:20]  Solved it immediately.
[00:04:22]  Welcome to McLaren Technology Center, Luke.
[00:04:32]  Thank you for watching!
[00:04:34]  I told you the first thing we do when we bought an accident is go buy a McLaren.
[00:04:39]  This camp? Why?
[00:04:42]  Try and keep people like you, doubters, out.
[00:04:48]  People like me can't be stopped.
[00:04:50]  Man, this place is fucking awesome.
[00:04:53]  They might win.
[00:04:55]  I wonder if Bugatti Center beats them.
[00:04:58]  We'll find out. We will find out.
[00:05:01]  Because this one's fucking awesome.
[00:05:03]  R. McLaren
[00:05:05]  You stole her heart too.
[00:05:41]  Hmm.
[00:06:09]  So I'm James Bond.
[00:06:11]  I'm James Bond now. This is very James Bond-y.
[00:06:14]  No, but I actually am. The difference between the Superfast and this is that the Superfast is a scalpel.
[00:06:20]  And that this is like a steak knife.
[00:06:24]  It's still sharp, but sometimes a bit of jagged.
[00:06:27]  You understand it catches a bit.
[00:06:29]  Scalpel's just straight through.
[00:06:30]  Yeah. It's a bit of a steak knife.
[00:06:32]  Sometimes it's a bit like the power's a little bit lumpy.
[00:06:34]  Sometimes the weight distribution isn't right, so it's a bit glary on a corner.
[00:06:38]  But if you're James Bond, obviously you can handle those things.
[00:06:42]  They made it difficult on purpose to keep James Bond entertained.
[00:06:46]  That's what the DBS is all about.
[00:06:48]  Makes sense. I'm very, very happy with my purchase.
[00:06:51]  Overall, I'm extremely impressed and satisfied.
[00:06:55]  So it's a good buy. It was a good buy, Luke.
[00:06:57]  All in all, I'm impressed and satisfied, which is a good thing.
[00:07:00]  Now I'm thinking to put the largest exhaust ever.
[00:07:04]  It's like super loud to annoy everybody.
[00:07:06]  Ever? Ever. I'm going to have a huge Quicksilver exhaust system on it.
[00:07:10]  So, for that reason...
[00:07:13]  That's actually the only reason I'm tempted to go back to Romania, is to put an exhaust system on my car.
[00:07:17]  Does that make me crazy? Might make you a bit crazy.

=== Why Spend Money Wisely? (03:24) ===

[00:07:20]  But also, what else is there to do?
[00:07:21]  What else is there to do? But then, do I want to drive back?
[00:07:24]  Because it's going to be rainy motorways.
[00:07:26]  Maybe I should put on a truck.
[00:07:28]  Maybe we should jump on a private jet.
[00:07:29]  Luke! Life can never slow down.
[00:07:32]  Speed, momentum.
[00:07:33]  As long as we keep going quickly, we cannot fail.
[00:07:35]  We have to do everything we can possibly do, as much of it as possible.
[00:07:38]  We must spend all of our human hours waking hours doing Aikido, buying supercars, going here, going there, jumping on a private jet, fucking 15 women.
[00:07:47]  Endless jizz. It's the secret.
[00:07:50]  Too many people are out here reading books, relaxing.
[00:07:54]  I'm just gonna have a day to chill.
[00:07:55]  That's why they haven't got shit. Can't chill.
[00:07:57]  Not allowed. Not allowed to chill.
[00:07:59]  No chill allowed. No chill.
[00:08:02]  So, what I say we do is, we go to the most expensive restaurant I can possibly fucking find tonight.
[00:08:09]  Find a way to get this on a truck.
[00:08:11]  And then, we got a private jet.
[00:08:14]  The most expensive restaurant you can find in London.
[00:08:16]  Bro, I know Salt Bay.
[00:08:19]  Not many people know that me, Salt Bae are tight like that.
[00:08:22]  He's my boy. You know who Salt Bae is?
[00:08:24]  The salt sprinkler man?
[00:08:25]  Yes. My guy.
[00:08:28]  Me and him met in Dubai. He's my friend.
[00:08:30]  We're going there. We're going to go there and I'm going to spend a bunch of money because if I spend enough money, it pleases the gods of finance.
[00:08:39]  The problem is all these broke boys is they're stingy.
[00:08:41]  They hold on to their money. Me, I spend it all and it pleases the finance gods and they put more in my bank.
[00:08:48]  That's business. That is how it works.
[00:08:49]  It is exactly how it works.
[00:08:51]  It's what we teach at Hustlers University in the war room.
[00:08:53]  All the money you have, spend it all.
[00:08:55]  But don't spend it in the wrong places.
[00:08:57]  Spend it in the right places. We teach you where.
[00:08:59]  And then you get a good feeling, right?
[00:09:00]  Because spending money is fun. So now you get to spend money, which is fun, but in the right places, it brings more money back.
[00:09:05]  That's what Hustlers University is about.
[00:09:07]  That's how we get rich. So we have to go outside and have the most expensive dinner possible.
[00:09:11]  I'll message you, my boy Salt Bay.
[00:09:14]  We're gonna go there. We're gonna get a private jet.
[00:09:16]  We're gonna do Aikido. On the plane.
[00:09:18]  Your boy Salt Bae.
[00:09:19]  We're doing Aikido on the plane, Luke.
[00:09:21]  That's the plan.
[00:09:23]  I'm on it.
[00:09:31]  Love you, man.
[00:09:59]  Be the best! After I joined the war room,

=== Hot Chocolate Joke (11:09) ===

[00:10:44]  that was the year I made $100,000.
[00:10:47]  One year ago, I did not even have a business.
[00:10:50]  I didn't make money. Now I make five figures every month.
[00:10:54]  If I didn't join the war room, I would be nowhere near where I am today.
[00:10:59]  A lot of people had a bad time at the point.
[00:11:01]  I was not one of them.
[00:11:03]  And I credit a lot of that to being in the war room.
[00:11:07]  That's one of the things that I'm learning in the war room.
[00:11:10]  There are multiple ways to make money.
[00:11:13]  Just between those two students alone, I saved half a million dollars.
[00:11:18]  Making money is easy. You just take it from somebody.
[00:11:22]  Literally, you can change your life in a year.
[00:11:25]  And when he talked about building a place where he could speak freely, in the war room, you learn how to be James Bond, where you can just pick up any weapon he needs.
[00:11:36]  And the thing that really hooked me on it was this opportunity to invest in the CVS. When he said that he's bringing lots of people together, I was like, I'm talking about more people like me.
[00:11:47]  The diversification of the war room allowed me to expand even further what I had wanted to expand in the future.
[00:11:56]  Joining the war room opened my eyes as I saw what was possible.
[00:12:01]  The war room was like a rabbit hole that lifted the veil on all the shit that I thought I knew that wasn't true.
[00:12:07]  But I really said, okay, I found my trap.
[00:12:10]  I found the men who see the world like I want to see it.
[00:12:14]  This is how we're rolling. You can't find men of this caliber anywhere else in the world except in the war room.
[00:12:22]  Thank you very much, gentlemen. Marcel always,
[00:13:02]  always, always orders hot chocolates.
[00:13:05]  No, we all got cappuccinos.
[00:13:07]  And he got hot chocolate.
[00:13:11]  Listen, me, Tristan, and Luke drink coffee.
[00:13:14]  So why are you drinking hot chocolate?
[00:13:16]  You always do this. We always drink coffee.
[00:13:19]  This is hot chocolate though.
[00:13:22]  The temperature is hot chocolate.
[00:13:26]  No, hot chocolate. Coffee doesn't help.
[00:13:31]  He drinks hot chocolate.
[00:13:34]  But why? You will never catch me and my brother getting hot chocolate.
[00:13:39]  Never. Never.
[00:13:42]  You've been transformed into hot chocolate before, just to be honest.
[00:13:45]  No, I haven't. No, you tricked me.
[00:13:47]  Me and you had breakfast.
[00:13:49]  I remember you tricking me.
[00:13:51]  No, I remember you tricking me.
[00:13:52]  He tricked me. He tried to poison me with hot chocolate.
[00:13:56]  Did you try and poison it? Yeah.
[00:13:58]  No, Tristan, he literally tried to get me.
[00:14:00]  He tried to poison it? Yeah, he tried to poison me.
[00:14:02]  No, we literally sat there and drank my chocolate.
[00:14:05]  Literally. Everyone saw it.
[00:14:08]  No, I know. After the whole drive, when you got COVID, they should have cured you from this hot chocolate.
[00:14:12]  Yeah. We didn't get COVID, because we had drunk coffee.
[00:14:15]  No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying.
[00:14:16]  Coffee secure. It amplifies hot chocolate.
[00:14:18]  The COVID amplifies hot chocolate.
[00:14:20]  What? It amplifies hot chocolate.
[00:14:23]  It amplifies hot chocolate. Cappuccino cures coffee.
[00:14:25]  It does. No, it doesn't.
[00:14:28]  You've had it. It's not at all.
[00:14:38]  Hot chocolate.
[00:14:43]  He's still on this hot chocolate thing.
[00:14:47]  So the road dogs are back together.
[00:14:50]  Me, Tristan, Andrew, Marcel.
[00:14:52]  We're back together. All together.
[00:14:56]  It's been a while. It has been a while.
[00:14:58]  At least six weeks. What are we doing?
[00:15:06]  We're rich. We shouldn't go to Antarctica or something.
[00:15:08]  We're just fucking sitting around here.
[00:15:10]  Yeah. We're rich.
[00:15:13]  We shouldn't go to Antarctica. Luke, we have to go to Antarctica.
[00:15:15]  I agree. To annoy Tristan.
[00:15:17]  Sorry. Sorry. Tristan super doesn't want to go to Antarctica.
[00:15:20]  He super doesn't want to go.
[00:15:22]  No, I'm serious. Wait, wait, wait.
[00:15:24]  We're calling. Hello?
[00:15:28]  Does someone steal your phone?
[00:15:29]  Where's my phone? What do you mean?
[00:15:32]  Okay. You're sitting next?
[00:15:34]  No, but you're sitting next to me.
[00:15:37]  Wait, wait, wait, wait. How are you calling me asking me where your suit is when you're right here?
[00:15:43]  I'm right here. Tristan, you're already next to me wearing your suit.
[00:15:46]  I'm in my suit. Bro, that must be...
[00:15:48]  Imposter, bro. He didn't...
[00:15:50]  He can't be calling you. He was ringing you.
[00:15:52]  Yeah. You're telling me that sometimes went in your room and took your suit and then went out.
[00:15:58]  But Tristan, you're right.
[00:16:00]  Tristan's been here the whole time.
[00:16:01]  Yeah, Tristan's been here the whole time.
[00:16:03]  Someone's pretending to be me on the phone.
[00:16:04]  Tristan, you're already here, so you're not the real Tristan.
[00:16:06]  Someone's pretending to be me on the phone. You're not the real Tristan, so you're pretending to be Tristan.
[00:16:09]  You're off the phone, you fraud. Some fraud got my number.
[00:16:11]  Some guy's pretending to be Tristan.
[00:16:13]  If I wasn't Tristan, why would my initials be on my cuff?
[00:16:17]  Doesn't make sense. It literally just doesn't make sense.
[00:16:20]  So this guy is pretending he has no clothes to wear because someone took his suit.
[00:16:24]  Someone took your suit. Some loser from Instagram who follows me.
[00:16:26]  Probably. There are.
[00:16:28]  It's got to be an Instagram loser. Obsessed.
[00:16:31]  It's super weird. Supposedly you're not coming now because you don't have clothes to wear, but you're already going to wear it in your suit.
[00:16:35]  I bought this suit especially tonight.
[00:16:38]  So don't... We don't need that imposter to come.
[00:16:40]  Yeah. Yeah.
[00:16:43]  Hot chocolate.
[00:16:48]  America is a failed country.
[00:16:49]  It's a dying empire.
[00:16:51]  It's a failed society. What do you mean?
[00:17:07]  Hello, I'm wonderful, thank you.
[00:17:09]  Can I have a Hey Joplin Connoisseur A or B? You're not using my card again.
[00:17:15]  Has Rory finally lost his mind?
[00:17:17]  I'll drink with these guys. I'll just have some spark.
[00:17:22]  How are you, Rory? You'll have a hot chocolate.
[00:17:26]  No, Rory really likes hot chocolates.
[00:17:32]  I thought Rory loved hot chocolate.
[00:17:34]  Listen, I've been Rory's friend for years.
[00:17:37]  Listen, I'm just going to reply with what I would reply.
[00:17:50]  All right, Tristan, you can have a whiskey.
[00:17:55]  Thank you. Rory's not getting anything.
[00:17:57]  Sorry, Rory. I don't.
[00:17:59]  I can find my own dreams.
[00:18:00]  Rory, Rory. You used my card at any opportunity.
[00:18:04]  How did you get into my hotel?
[00:18:06]  How did you get into my hotel?
[00:18:08]  Wasn't the girl terrified?
[00:18:11]  Look, all I know is I'm Tristan T. I don't know who you think I am.
[00:18:16]  It says it on my cuffs.
[00:18:18]  It says it... On my tailored suit, I came to my hotel room, I got a key to my hotel room, put my suit on...
[00:18:29]  Rory, have you finally lost your mind?
[00:18:35]  Is that what's happened? What?
[00:18:42]  What now? Oh, not allowed a bit of pizza on a Friday night.
[00:18:46]  Rory, the world has to know the truth.
[00:18:50]  What? That we're addicted.
[00:18:53]  What truth? Very badly.
[00:18:56]  Shit. Well, that did fucking work.
[00:19:01]  So we don't have an exact date, but it must be between the 52 and the 56.
[00:19:08]  So pre the embargo of Cuban goods going to the United States.
[00:19:12]  Before the embargo, it was common that big groups used to ask Cuba about very special cigars made for a promotion of very important employees or celebrate anything.
[00:19:25]  And this little boy came from 70 years ago.
[00:19:31]  So this is the oldest cigar in London, maybe?
[00:19:34]  I cannot say yes, but it's gonna be somewhere there.
[00:19:39]  Alright, here you go. You wanna be me?
[00:19:41]  You can smoke my cigar. I'll take this one.
[00:19:43]  No, you can't.
[00:19:46]  Tristan really likes ancient cigars.
[00:19:48]  That's for me. Thank you. Rory, this is really weird.
[00:19:57]  Yeah. I could make a nice episode about this cigar and say it's just a joke about him pretending to be me.
[00:20:02]  What do you mean, joke? It's going on my card, mate.
[00:20:05]  I paid for it. If it was...
[00:20:07]  Where's my...
[00:20:10]  Where's my card?
[00:20:15]  What do you mean? Well, it's my hotel room.
[00:20:18]  I'm missing a card.
[00:20:19]  Yeah, on the desk is my card.
[00:20:21]  So I needed my card for my 1950s cigar.
[00:20:24]  Yeah. And here it is.
[00:20:25]  Tristan was saying this whole time how he couldn't wait.
[00:20:34]  Ignore my friends. This is weird, Rory.
[00:20:40]  Really weird. You've changed, mate.
[00:20:46]  You don't seem the same.
[00:20:49]  Something did happen to Roy, didn't it?
[00:20:53]  Just walk in.
[00:20:55]  So, this is between 1952 and 1958.
[00:20:57]  It is. It should be between 1952 and 1956.
[00:21:01]  1952 and 1956. So it's the oldest cigar you have.
[00:21:03]  See, as I'm paid, I should have.
[00:21:06]  It's not allowed. I should have to buy paid.
[00:21:11]  Don't give it to him. He stole my cards.
[00:21:13]  Thank you. Enjoy. Rory, you're nothing but thief.
[00:21:18]  I'd be ashamed of that.
[00:21:19]  That's great.
[00:21:20]  I'm gonna sit and smoke this cigar and ignore all of you.
[00:21:24]  That's so immature.
[00:21:25]  I don't understand.
[00:21:26]  No respect.
[00:21:27]  Marceau, when's the last time you saw Rory?
[00:21:31]  Well, how long did the night last?
[00:21:34]  I last saw you on our car trip and on the jet because I'm your son and you know I am.
[00:21:41]  Ah, Rory.
[00:21:42]  I've seen you, David.
[00:21:43]  It's been a few years since you've seen me, Rory.
[00:21:44]  Over 10.
[00:21:45]  Rory, you've definitely been watching Take On Financial, haven't you?
[00:21:51]  and that's the proportion.
[00:21:52]  That's how you know about...