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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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STUCK IN HARRODS OVERNIGHT | Tate Confidential Ep. 114
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Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! So what's Harrods?
We're going to Harrods. Spend loads and loads of money.
More. Because we haven't spent enough money. It can't be around two.
Yesterday we spent a million. Yesterday was a million pounds.
We're going to spend more. We bought the rolls.
We bought the new roof for the house.
So we bought the rolls for us.
And then we bought, how much did I spend on Armani?
Eight? No, more.
Eight, nine. Eight, nine, ten.
Went shopping in a bunch of outlets.
I bought a wallet. This doesn't work, doesn't it?
Wait, wait, wait. I think it's no losers allowed, no babies allowed.
Alright, Tristan? Tristan, do you want to get out?
So you broke the lift. So now we're stuck in this hotel all day and there's no possible way- I'm taking the stairs.
Tristan? As if that's possible?
There's no possible way you can walk down three flights of stairs.
I bet you, our entire network, that you can't get down to the bottom of these stairs.
One, there's a trick. Two, I have control of most of our networks on my phone.
There's no way on God's green earth you can walk down three flights of stairs.
He was scared to take challenge. He was scared, wasn't he?
To be fair though, Tristan did walk up that Dubai stair thing.
Zero chance!
Tristan, it's over.
You have to walk back up.
You're going to hold back up.
I guarantee you.
There's no way. There's no way you're there.
There's no way you're there.
Oh, you're done?
Should've took the bat. Why didn't you take the bat?
That was fucking stupid.
Go to the rich! God, what's your new?
Tristan, millions and millions of dollars!
He's the loser. Not like that hotel.
Why? It's okay, but you have to, you want your room clean, you have to press the room service button before you leave.
There's good parking. There's no parking.
There's no parking, you're getting tickets.
How many tickets do you have?
This isn't parking! Yeah, but you can stop the car outside.
Yeah. But those aren't parking spaces.
Those are taxiways. Listen, Tristan.
I mean, he has been parking there.
I've stopped. If I stop the car and get out, it's parking.
Yeah, if the car stays there.
What's really gone wrong?
This doesn't make sense.
The entrance is a hotel that has no parking.
See, I like it because of its parking.
Park me. The inflation indicator is bullshit.
The reason it's absolute bullshit is because they're talking about a little basket of groceries.
Is that what you want to dictate your life on?
Is that what you want to base your life on?
Well, I can afford groceries or not.
That is the most bare level base life.
Food to live, bread, eggs, crap, right?
The real indication of inflation is the rich people's shit.
Because I'm guessing if you're watching this, you want to be rich, right?
You should want to be rich. You don't want to go through life thinking, I hope I can afford bread forever.
You want to go through life thinking, I hope I can get a London penthouse next to Harrods.
Hope I can buy a Rolls Royce.
You want to be rich? Let me tell you something as a rich motherfucker who buys rich people's shit.
The inflation on rich people shit is through the roof.
The price of London penthouses and premium property and expensive cars and boats is through the roof.
The inflation rate's like 50%, something ridiculous.
You would not believe how much more expensive this stuff's getting.
The only way you can truly measure inflation is measure against the lifestyle you want.
So when the government's saying to you, oh no, inflation's only this much, you know it's a lie anyway, right?
What you really need to consider is shit.
I was making this much, hoping to have a Rolls that cost this much.
And what's gonna happen next year is, you're gonna be making this much, and the Rolls is gonna cost that much!
Do you understand? You're gonna get your shit together today!
Now! I say to people all the time about speed.
I think I'm making it up. You need to act quicker.
Anything that's in your brain that you're half considering is a fuck up.
I live my entire life with instant action.
I look at shit and go, boom, three seconds of analysis, yes, bang, done.
That's how I got fucking rich.
You're gonna sit around and wait for inflation to eat your ass like a dumbo.
Get it together.
This is the best steak in the world.
I love it.
The middle one.
And the chicken as well.
And the broccoli.
The ketchup as well.
Eat it.
I just...
It is fucking good.
So Tristan, you think you're gonna find a way out of Harrods?
Yeah. No, you're not.
I am. It's like Dubai Mall all over again.
It leads downstairs to the place that we came in from this mall.
You've been saying this for three days.
It hasn't been three days.
It has. No one watching this is gonna believe that we've been in here.
You've been saying this for three days.
And how have we been in this mall? Three days.
Three days you've been trapped.
We're gonna spend three days in here.
I know the way. Good thing we won't get hungry.
I think I know where the food is.
Andrew, he thinks we're going to get out.
He doesn't realize how these places are built.
They're built like a maze to get lost so that you spend all your money.
Three days later, you finally get out, find the car.
I want to talk to you.
You have so much confidence, just like Dubai.
Tristan, how many days did it take us to get out of Dubai all?
Ten minutes. No, it took us three days.
I distinctly remember. We just didn't film at all.
Many hours later.
So, we couldn't find the stairs, we asked someone.
They definitely told us the wrong way to go.
Keep us in the infinite loop.
Tristan, I think we're going to be lost forever.
We are! Tristan thinks he knows his way out.
I think we've passed this shot three times now.
It's been four hours.
It's been four hours.
Oh, I'm taking another turn.
Oh, I gotta try right instead of straight this time.
After time number four.
Yeah, we're lost forever. I accept it.
Yeah. I live in Harris.
At least they have food. Yeah, at least let's try and find the food section instead of trying to find the exit.
I feel like if you try and find something to buy, it's extremely fast and easy.
They have food and we have money. We'll be fine.
Yeah. Okay, Tristan, have you ever lost now?
Going through the Eagles again.
Third time going through the Eagles.
It is true. Justin, you've already looked at this a few times now.
I mean, if we're going to buy it, we're going to buy it.
I haven't. So after his fifth time looking at these gloves, he's finally decided maybe he actually wants them.
I haven't looked at these five times.
Yes, you have. We've been here loads of times.
It's not true. Two days later.
I think this way to the stairs.
Day two.
Yeah, day two. We still haven't gotten off this floor.
So Luke, you admit Harrod sells good things.
Yes, they do. Can you admit you're jealous of this?
Can you admit you're very, very jealous of my sterling silver lined crocodile skin cigarillo case?
Not really. Huh?
Not really. You don't want one?
No, not really. Ask me for one.
You're just gonna say the same thing again.
Just ask me for one. Alright, can I have one?
You want a drink with your smoke? No.
Where does the Pope shit?
We all know where he shits.
Where? Where? We say it at least ten times a day.
We let the world know. Where does the Pope shit?
Yeah, where? In his hat.
Exactly. Why else would he have that big-ass hat that wasn't particularly shit?
It's true. It doesn't make much sense, does it?
The hat is ridiculously big.
Yeah, it's a little. But it could fit a lot of shit.
Big Vatican turds. Exactly.
So it's not actually ridiculously big.
It's just very functional. Yeah.
Do Take Off National know that that's where the Pope takes a shit?
No, I don't think we've ever said this to Take Off National before.
Take Off National is like 5% of our life.
I know. People think our life is fun.
It's 1%. It's less than 1%.
Our life is so much more fun than we can possibly film.
We forget. That's the problem.
We forget or it would get banned on you.
Yeah. Because it's us three, 25 girls in a hotel.
It's just stupid. Can't put it.
I can't record it. Anyway, is he allowed a cigarillo or not?
No. So that's the new question.
It's the drink one. And I'm always gonna lose to that one.
Exactly.
Telling the truth about the Pope was easy.
Is that a coffee loop?
It's not coffee. It's not.
It's not espresso. Mine's not coffee.
That's not coffee, but this is not pure coffee I don't like coffee, I don't like my food.
No!
I'm just gonna go to the bathroom.
you Oh, my God!
Hey! Hey! Hey! k All right, Hold still Fucking screw!
Hey! Hey! Heyyy
yeah my niggas
I'm gonna get you in the air right now man feel this shit it's not coming yeah yeah Cali I see you niggas going long yeah what do you mean come on let's go What is this? Ferrari.
You just bought a Rolls.
And this Ferrari's for driving.
They're driving this car to Spain.
Then I'll come back and get the Rolls.
The Rolls isn't ready, so I need something to drive in the meantime.
Drive to Spain? Luke, get in the car.
You can't just tell me to get in the Ferrari.
I don't know this Ferrari.
I mean, you're simply in a Ferrari, so...
Yeah. The Rolls horse isn't ready, so...
You can't just get Ferraris.
I can. I have connections.
Aikido. I didn't have a car.
I will admit. And now I have a Ferrari.
You did Aikido it. Andrew has the other car, so you got this car.
Exactly. That is a bit of Aikido.
It's Aikido, yeah. I told you I'd do an English lunch.
You did? I'm fucking addicted to wheat crunchies.
The pleb food. Food for plebs.
Listen, wheat crunchies.
Better sponsor this channel.
I'm actually super addicted to wheat crunchies.
I was just making fun of chips.
These chips are for poor people.
When you're rich, you get to eat, like, pure meat sticks.
And we've eaten a bunch of them. It's literally, for American people, they don't know what these are.
I don't believe we have them. Although I'm quite poor in America.
It's just... Chicken on a stick.
Literally chicken on a stick.
From gas stations. So, that's what rich people eat.
Poor people eat these, but now I understand why.
Wheat crunchies are fucking addicting.
They're fucking good. You're poor now.
Yeah, I'm poor now. I'm gonna eat my wheat crunchies.
Let me tell you something. I don't eat protein.
When I used to be a traveling salesman, the highlight of my week was when I had a spare 10-15 pounds at a good little gas station and buy all the snacks.
Now, I'm the snack man everywhere I go.
Wow. Andrew, what is this?
We're driving supercars.
Come in. What are we doing?
This game. Move in.
Move. Welcome to the real world.
We've been here. We've been here.
We live here. We do this.
We do this. My esteemed colleague here is going to drive us.
Number one, this is the Ferrari, the big boy Ferrari.
Yeah. Buggy man's driving us.
Which is faster, your Ferrari or this car?
We're on Spain. What do you mean?
We're going to Spain. We're going to Spain, Luke.
We're going to fucking Spain. We're in England.
Yeah, we're in England now.
We're about to go to Spain. So are we going to my home country?
France? No. Fuck France.
Fuck France. Fuck France.
Fuck France. We're skipping France.
Wait, how? Who's the poorest one on this buggy?
Alright, got you.
Are you French at all?
Are you at all French? No.
I've got 100 M's in respect.
Exactly. We're skipping France.
We're taking the boat directly to Spain.
What do you mean boat? You can take a boat?
You can take a boat to Spain.
But we have cars! Welcome to the real world.
What do you mean cars? That doesn't make sense.
Welcome to the real world, Luke.
Marcel is the champion.
Take confidence you might not know this man.
This man is a champion.
You do not understand. I've known Marcel since before, take confidence you existed.
No. Tristan, this man is a super champion.
I told you. Tristan, he's...
Ready to take lives. Ready to do what we've got to do.
That's it, man. He is a super duper champion.
They have no idea, Tristan.
They have no idea what I just witnessed.
They don't know. How many drinks have we had so far tonight?
I don't know. You know what, Tristan?
I wish I recorded the table as we left.
I did a disservice to take confidential.
Yeah. Yeah.
Looked him straight in the face and drank it.
I didn't do it.
I'm not even lying. No.
No. Marcel needs to take my place.
Tristan. Tristan, this man is the super champion of the world.
There's no replacing family, tell them.
Exactly, so Luke, you could never take Marcel's place.
It's true. This man.
You can never replace Marcelo.
He's the super champion of the world.
We've been drinking forever.
No one understands.
I should have filmed it because it's not real otherwise.
We've been forgetting we're drinking forever Okay, dude, you gotta turn that camera around This is my last one Tomorrow we gotta drive all day.
I don't see the point in getting so drunk that I can't function.
Oh wait, who's drunk Marcel? Who's drunk Marcel?
Who's drunk? We're all drunk.
Why are you standing up like you're gonna beat me up?
Hey, six seconds. You're not six seconds.
700 pounds. No, you're not.
Marcel, Marcel, take this back.
Why?
I don't know.
Why are they doing this?
Why?
Why?
We live in Dream Yacht.
Now, I should have recorded the table we left.
I didn't record it.
No one understands. It's gonna hurt you inside.
Yeah, for no reason.
I need a stiff drink. I need one.
I just need one. You don't need a stiff drink.
You can't just dance. I just need one.
Oh, no, no. By the way, by the way.
No, no. You don't know this.
Marcel's got the dance move.
Andrew, don't even fuck around.
Marcel's got the dance move. I ain't gonna help him when I beat him up.
I ain't gonna help him.
I'm not gonna get help from my people.
I'm gonna be walking in the crowd.
And I'm gonna be walking in the crowd.
No!
How did this drop?
That was smooth. That was smooth.
Andrew, Tristan, need to shoot off.
Two minutes and we're rolling out.
Make sure you're ready! What is this?
Welcome to the real world.
This isn't the real world.
Take off it until you all know that this isn't the real world.
This is the real world. Everyone looks like us, right?
You can just buy supercars, drive around the world, just crash supercars.
No, this isn't the real world. Buy a Rolls Royce.
Didn't even drive it or sit in it.
Forgot about it already. To be honest, I probably lost my mind.
This is all just fake.
It's all just me. I'm not even recording anything.
I'm probably staring at this wall.
The Rolls Royce guy gave me an email this morning.
We need to collect a car. And I'm like, maybe January.
I'm busy. I don't even want it.
I'm too busy. It's your fault.
Luke, it's not my fault.
So what happens?
Why do you have the lamp? Because I went to buy a phone charger.
A bitch. A French bitch.
Your mate. Yeah. Your mask's here.
So I don't wear a mask. Why?
I'm exempt. You don't accept exempt people.
How do you not accept being exempt?
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