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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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PIRATES CONQUER SPAIN | Tate Confidential Ep. 115
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Fuck up, Luke. They're just drinking up there.
I came to hide.
We're just drinking down here, mate.
Find somewhere to sleep, Luke.
She's not so much, baby.
Put your hands in the air!
Put your hands in the air!
They call it a jetpack.
Jetpack!
Get me out of my heart and rap we playin' Watch the machine trick Shawty got me gripped Know what she came to do And then she feel Head musta, set up a threat Make my soul wet, need yo' anointin' Way too good, made by you, turn it Made a whole song for you, I act like it I should run from you I should run from you Damn, they got me trippin' They got me trippin'
Damn, they got me trippin'
Made a time for you, and I'm out of here Me trippin', started the trip, was out, she hit me I need you quick, to expedite, and run out your district We call it rich, rich, the cash, the flip-flip And you know some of me, I be gettin' rich And you know some of me, I be gettin' rich She call it 16, go, 17, all the time For this, this, my song for shit, you know I'm the risk it I'm the risk it
And I know when I be talkin', I'm talkin' to you
I'm sorry about that.
This can't be the real world.
The real world can't just be supercars.
Driving around, anywhere, doesn't matter.
That's not the real world, guys.
This isn't the real world.
I've lost my mind.
I think I'm filming for a show called Take Confidential and I'm just filming what we do.
But we aren't actually doing this.
I'm actually somewhere else.
Mental ward. This can't be real.
This is not the real world.
First time, figured it out.
What? This is actually not the real world and I've actually gone mad.
I've gone crazy. I'm actually not filming you.
You're not real. What are you talking about?
The real world cannot be us driving around supercars, going, doing whatever, and just doing anything.
No, that's the real world. No, it's not. No, I've gone insane.
See? No. You're me trying to convince myself to stay in my insanity.
Tracy, you can't just close the window.
That's what I do. See?
So we're in the Superboat.
We're in the super boat. We're in Spain.
Literally a mega boat.
Luke, do you believe in eggs?
I knew this couldn't be real.
Do you believe in eggs?
That's what I mean. There can't be a super high net worth, ultra high net worth individual.
Cannot be asking you whether I believe in eggs.
Do you believe in them? Now, I've gone mad.
I've gone insane. Do you believe in eggs?
This is a big fantasy land.
So wait, eggs, right? So it's an egg.
Yeah. And if you eat it, it's good for you.
But if you don't eat it, it becomes a dinosaur.
No. Or chicken, yeah.
Or like a crocodile, yeah.
You believe in that? Yeah. I've eaten them many times.
That doesn't make sense. I haven't seen them go into dinosaurs, but I do believe that that used to happen.
I don't believe in eggs. So what, it's a conspiracy?
I don't believe it. Who's baited up?
Who's trying to trick us? Everyone's talking about eggs.
I just don't buy it. It doesn't make sense.
Sorry, man. You can't just not buy eggs.
Listen, if you're watching Take Confidential, reply in the comments.
Yes or no, do you believe in eggs?
And we'll never vote. I personally do not believe in eggs.
Do you believe in eggs? Either yes, I believe in eggs, or no, I do not believe in eggs.
Guys, eggs must exist.
Eggs don't exist. There's no universe.
They're hard on the outside, but soft on the inside, and they turn into dinosaurs, and you can buy 12 of them for like $2.
That's not many cents, brother. Sorry.
Not logical. Is it not logical?
Are eggs a fucking lie?
Hey dude, this can't be a boat.
This is a boat? I don't believe in eggs boats.
Sorry. I'm not sure I believe in boats.
You're on a boat. No, this might be...
You know, it's one of those things where they put you in, they close everything, and then you kind of teleport, but not through water.
Oh, you want an egg? No.
These eggs aren't real. I'm never going off airy ever again.
Sorry, bro. Yeah.
Close for cleaning. Listen, we're breaking in.
Listen, I've been to jail for real.
I'm not scared of what it is. What is it?
What do you mean, it's impenetrable?
Listen, eggs aren't even real, so.
I mean, I guess if eggs aren't real.
My protection? Yes.
Oh, my safety.
I would hate for something terrible to happen to you by putting my bag in the room.
I can't drop my bag in the room?
Depends what cabin you have. 5411.
No, you can't get it. Thank you, bro.
I appreciate it. Who's your mate?
Not my mate, your mate.
My protection, you don't know me.
I've been to the fuck you don't know me, bro.
No, what do you mean? Bro, bro, bro, wait, what are you doing?
Be careful. Watch.
Fuck. Wait.
Wait, you're 411. Yeah.
So where are you sleeping? I guess here.
Listen, let me tell you something about me.
When people say the name Andrew Tate, what's the first thing that comes to mind?
Bunch of women. Fairy bitches.
Wait, fairy bitches?
You know me on the fairy. I'm going to go up there.
I'm going to go up to the bar. I'm going to go up to some bitch.
Listen, I'm a captain of the ship.
There is 0% chance I don't end up with fairy hoes.
This room is going to be off the chain.
Right? And it has to be a 4 to 1 ratio.
Four girls, one guy. So unless you find four girls, four fairy hoes, you're not on a sleeper.
You're taking a walk. Shit.
I fucking hate fairies.
Everyone knows I'm a fairy G. I'm the captain of the fairy.
No, it makes sense. It does make sense.
I have to admit. I'm not surprised.
Okay, and do you also admit the eggs aren't real?
No, eggs are real. Eggs are real!
We'll get it one day, bro. So, you also put me on masked prison ass.
We're not wearing it, but everyone else's is weird.
I'm exempt. I've got a medical condition.
Yeah, I do too. I've got balls inside of my sack, so I don't wear a mask.
Ah, I have the same thing.
Yeah, it's weird. But I see all these other people, I swear they have that condition, but...
Nah, I think they must not have balls in their sack.
Yeah. Weird, but that's life.
Maybe we can start a mutiny.
Anti-mass mutiny. Take over the boat?
Yeah, take over the boat. No mask allowed.
Where do we drive? I think we just keep going to Spain, right?
I mean, that's where we want to go.
Why take a mutiny then? Why not just let it drive us?
True. Ah, but then we wouldn't own the boat when we get there.
Get to Spain, own the boat, sell the boat.
Do you want this ship? Quick cash.
I don't know who wants it. How much do you think this boat costs?
Do you believe in eggs? I do believe in eggs.
I still believe in eggs. Eggs must be real.
All right, so what happens?
Why do you have the lamp? Because I went to buy a phone charger.
I'm bitch. I'm French bitch.
You're me. Yeah. It masks here.
So I don't wear masks. Why?
I'm exempt. You don't accept exempt people.
How do you not accept me to be exempt?
You do not accept. You must leave.
So I carried on walking around the store, refusing to leave to another section.
She followed me. You must leave now.
So I said, okay, I'll leave.
But I was already holding this, so I was going to buy it from Marcel and say, Are you married?
And he'd say, no. And I said, why do you have a little lamb?
But it got him. I'm already holding this.
And she demanded I leave. So I was like, okay.
So I walked out with a lamb and stole it.
So now I've got a free lamb.
Okay. So, so...
Nice. So if you don't wear a mask, you get free lamb.
If they want to throw me overboard, they can.
You can throw me overboard. Marcel, is your real name man?
Marcel? He's also scared of bubbles.
Yeah, he's scared of bubbles by the way.
Oh, no, not Marcel. Yeah.
Water bubbles. Scared of water bubbles only.
He's okay with coke bubbles and stuff.
Scared of bubbles. I can't go through my life without getting angry.
One dude orders sushi.
Some other dude scared of bubbles.
Pussy ass dudes.
We are filming in my cigar lounge.
It's not yet complete, but this is a room in my house that's going to be specifically for cigars.
It's a cigar lounge. We've got oak on the walls.
We've got very expensive liquors.
Not that I can tell the difference.
Like whiskey, I bought a $1,000 bottle.
Bought a $20 bottle.
Tasted the same to me, but that's what you do when you're rich.
I've got a cigar lounge in my house because I'm a G. And that's going to lead on to the following point, how the only water I drink is sparkling water, because sparkling water is for rich people.
And I'll tell you why. You can get non-carbonated water, still water, from the fucking tap.
The government gives you that shit, effectively for free.
Sparkling water you have to buy.
So if you only drink sparkling water, you only drink rich man's water.
I explained this to someone, some bumbaclut, and of course he replied with the typical book, but I don't like sparkling...
You don't like sparkling water?
You don't like water? Yeah, but the bubbles!
The bubbles? You scared of bubbles, you little bitch?
Boom.
The End.
Tristan, why do you have pirate stickers?
Stop giving us pirate stickers.
Alright, I do want one though.
So I'm not allowed to pirate stickers.
Alright, but can you pass the charger?
I don't see any. I don't see any charger.
You can't try and look.
You can't see it's telling me.
I mean, if I turn this way, I can see it.
You're not a pirate.
Because you're poor.
Ah, true gold coin.
What's in the back? Don't touch my back.
Don't touch my back.
Shit! Fuck!
So just a bit. You passed the Chargers.
I didn't buy Chargers. That's why you went.
Chargers. Chargers.
You can't just buy Pirates. We can't put them back in the ocean.
He will be up on Deck 10 tomorrow morning from 6am.
You didn't wake up that early, bro!
Do head up to Deck 10.
And if you can donate anything to Orpeth, anything would be appreciated.
Thank you very much. Mister doesn't believe in whales.
Orange is evil twin.
Nah, Andrew knows whales exist.
He's trying to get us.
So ladies and gents, now I'm going to have some live music for you next.
From our lovely audience, me and Mr Jones.
They're going to get you up boogieing, hopefully.
Can't wait. Oh, we're giving a chill set, I'm sorry.
Chill, chill. Not boogieing yet.
We're gonna be boogieing a little bit later.
It's a bit airy to start boogieing.
This is awesome, guys.
What if you're doing for the butthole boogie?
Yeah, this is awesome. This is rad, bro.
Fairies are ass. Salabonga, dude.
Admit this is rad. What's in Salabonga, dude?
Salabonga, dude. So, Luke Confidential.
Hey, I didn't look good.
Ferries are trash. I've disappeared.
It's just Tristan and Marcel drinking loads.
So I've hidden away and I'm going to my room where they'll never accept...
They'll never expect me.
5-4-1-1.
It's basically like a one-star hotel room, basically.
Fuck off, Luke. They're just drinking up there.
I came to hide.
We're just drinking down here, mate.
Find somewhere to sleep, Luke.
Bye! Fairies are fucking ass.
I fucking hate fairies.
I genuinely hate fairies.
Fairies are shit. So it's just Tristan and Marcel upstairs, and now Andrew's just doing whatever in the fucking room.
It's fucking ass. Hi, guys.
What? What do you mean, what?
Interrupting our conversation.
Yeah? Well, they're definitely gonna hit the fire alarm and make everyone evacuate.
Anyway, you know, I have a really good idea.
Room party. Us three.
You want a party? Three amigos.
My booze? No, water.
No more booze. Water party.
Well, Marcel bought this for, and I want it all, and it's online.
Alright, I don't need water, really, but I think we should all hang out in here.
I don't want to hang out. All night. Do you want to hang out with him?
No. I don't want to hang out with you.
Yeah, but I don't have a room. So you don't know where to sleep?
You can't sleep here. Yes, I can.
Floor, maybe. Floor.
You can't sleep on. Luke, get the door.
I'm not getting the door. You're getting the door.
No. I'm not getting the door.
You guys go fuck off.
I'm going to bed. Why are you sleeping on the floor?
There's nowhere else to sleep.
I can't just sleep outside. This is not human.
This is not fit for a human.
You're not a human. So you slept on the floor all night?
Yeah.
Why didn't you sleep in the bed?
What bed?
LAUGHS Oh, you're a loser, Luke.
You know what? I was curious what this was last night, but I didn't even look.
No, you guys are doing things to the door to try and lock me in here.
Why would I do that? Because I just heard the door rattle like three times, and then you guys said you're leaving.
You guys did something.
It's a blockade of some sort.
Yes, you are.
Okay. No, that's exactly who you are.
And now I'm certain, now I have 100% guarantee that there's a fucking blockade on the other side of this.
Yeah, fine. I'll find my way out.
Alright, finished my shower.
Now we're gonna see what they did.
Oh. Mm-hmm.
They actually may have fucked me.
Ah, the ladder trick.
Bye.
you So I have to move it up.
Anyway, I'm going to deal with this and then You know,
I don't think Spain's ready. Spain is not ready.
I don't think they realized what's coming off this ship.
They are not ready. They just saw another ship.
Ah, ship's coming, yeah.
Ah, very old people.
They have no idea. They have no idea.
They're the shitshow. What is coming to their country.
They're not ready. They're not ready.
We're all just revving our engines.
I'm sure there's zero filtration in here.
Just revving as hard as possible.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course.
I was going to be able to drive.
These people are not ready.
Spain should not let us in.
They should have made this. Ah, nice.
He got that guy down.
Straight ahead. Yeah, no, he knew.
He knew. He knew. Alright, so they're preemptively trying to stop.
My guy's armed. Yeah, he is armed.
They are ready. They're super ready.
They're super ready, man.
So Spain is ready. Bro, Spain's actually super ready.
They went from not ready to super ready.
Yeah, they went from not ready to super ready.
They are literally super ready.
They're all armed with assault rifles.
Just ready. Alright, so first car's out the race.
First car's out the race. We go off the boat and the Lambo blew up.
Okay. Off to a good start.
One down, 49 left.
Let's see. Who can finish the run?
It really upsets me.
It pisses me off, actually.
They're gonna go through all this effort.
All these police, they're armed, cars, all this shit just to try and pretend eggs are real.
Is that what this is about? Yeah, of course it is.
What else is it about? So they stopped me now.
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