Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - STUCK IN HARRODS OVERNIGHT | Tate Confidential Ep. 114
Aired: 2022-07-26
Duration: 20:12


=== Spend More, Escaping Days (09:02) ===

[00:00:02]  Hey! Hey!
[00:00:04]  Hey! Hey!
[00:00:05]  Hey! So what's Harrods?
[00:00:42]  We're going to Harrods. Spend loads and loads of money.
[00:00:45]  More. Because we haven't spent enough money. It can't be around two.
[00:00:47]  Yesterday we spent a million. Yesterday was a million pounds.
[00:00:49]  We're going to spend more. We bought the rolls.
[00:00:50]  We bought the new roof for the house.
[00:00:53]  So we bought the rolls for us.
[00:00:54]  And then we bought, how much did I spend on Armani?
[00:00:55]  Eight? No, more.
[00:00:58]  Eight, nine. Eight, nine, ten.
[00:01:01]  Went shopping in a bunch of outlets.
[00:01:03]  I bought a wallet. This doesn't work, doesn't it?
[00:01:06]  Wait, wait, wait. I think it's no losers allowed, no babies allowed.
[00:01:10]  Alright, Tristan? Tristan, do you want to get out?
[00:01:13]  So you broke the lift. So now we're stuck in this hotel all day and there's no possible way- I'm taking the stairs.
[00:01:18]  Tristan? As if that's possible?
[00:01:20]  There's no possible way you can walk down three flights of stairs.
[00:01:24]  I bet you, our entire network, that you can't get down to the bottom of these stairs.
[00:01:28]  One, there's a trick. Two, I have control of most of our networks on my phone.
[00:01:31]  There's no way on God's green earth you can walk down three flights of stairs.
[00:01:36]  He was scared to take challenge. He was scared, wasn't he?
[00:01:39]  To be fair though, Tristan did walk up that Dubai stair thing.
[00:01:53]  Zero chance!
[00:02:01]  Tristan, it's over.
[00:02:03]  You have to walk back up.
[00:02:09]  You're going to hold back up.
[00:02:11]  I guarantee you.
[00:02:16]  There's no way. There's no way you're there.
[00:02:20]  There's no way you're there.
[00:02:21]  Oh, you're done?
[00:02:26]  Should've took the bat. Why didn't you take the bat?
[00:02:28]  That was fucking stupid.
[00:02:29]  Go to the rich! God, what's your new?
[00:02:32]  Tristan, millions and millions of dollars!
[00:02:39]  He's the loser. Not like that hotel.
[00:02:44]  Why? It's okay, but you have to, you want your room clean, you have to press the room service button before you leave.
[00:02:49]  There's good parking. There's no parking.
[00:02:52]  There's no parking, you're getting tickets.
[00:02:54]  How many tickets do you have?
[00:02:56]  This isn't parking! Yeah, but you can stop the car outside.
[00:02:59]  Yeah. But those aren't parking spaces.
[00:03:00]  Those are taxiways. Listen, Tristan.
[00:03:03]  I mean, he has been parking there.
[00:03:05]  I've stopped. If I stop the car and get out, it's parking.
[00:03:09]  Yeah, if the car stays there.
[00:03:11]  What's really gone wrong?
[00:03:13]  This doesn't make sense.
[00:03:15]  The entrance is a hotel that has no parking.
[00:03:17]  See, I like it because of its parking.
[00:03:18]  Park me. The inflation indicator is bullshit.
[00:03:26]  The reason it's absolute bullshit is because they're talking about a little basket of groceries.
[00:03:30]  Is that what you want to dictate your life on?
[00:03:32]  Is that what you want to base your life on?
[00:03:34]  Well, I can afford groceries or not.
[00:03:35]  That is the most bare level base life.
[00:03:38]  Food to live, bread, eggs, crap, right?
[00:03:42]  The real indication of inflation is the rich people's shit.
[00:03:45]  Because I'm guessing if you're watching this, you want to be rich, right?
[00:03:48]  You should want to be rich. You don't want to go through life thinking, I hope I can afford bread forever.
[00:03:52]  You want to go through life thinking, I hope I can get a London penthouse next to Harrods.
[00:03:56]  Hope I can buy a Rolls Royce.
[00:03:58]  You want to be rich? Let me tell you something as a rich motherfucker who buys rich people's shit.
[00:04:02]  The inflation on rich people shit is through the roof.
[00:04:06]  The price of London penthouses and premium property and expensive cars and boats is through the roof.
[00:04:13]  The inflation rate's like 50%, something ridiculous.
[00:04:16]  You would not believe how much more expensive this stuff's getting.
[00:04:19]  The only way you can truly measure inflation is measure against the lifestyle you want.
[00:04:23]  So when the government's saying to you, oh no, inflation's only this much, you know it's a lie anyway, right?
[00:04:27]  What you really need to consider is shit.
[00:04:30]  I was making this much, hoping to have a Rolls that cost this much.
[00:04:34]  And what's gonna happen next year is, you're gonna be making this much, and the Rolls is gonna cost that much!
[00:04:39]  Do you understand? You're gonna get your shit together today!
[00:04:44]  Now! I say to people all the time about speed.
[00:04:47]  I think I'm making it up. You need to act quicker.
[00:04:51]  Anything that's in your brain that you're half considering is a fuck up.
[00:04:55]  I live my entire life with instant action.
[00:04:58]  I look at shit and go, boom, three seconds of analysis, yes, bang, done.
[00:05:02]  That's how I got fucking rich.
[00:05:03]  You're gonna sit around and wait for inflation to eat your ass like a dumbo.
[00:05:07]  Get it together.
[00:05:09]  This is the best steak in the world.
[00:05:23]  I love it.
[00:05:25]  The middle one.
[00:05:35]  And the chicken as well.
[00:05:37]  And the broccoli.
[00:05:41]  The ketchup as well.
[00:05:43]  Eat it.
[00:05:51]  I just...
[00:05:52]  It is fucking good.
[00:05:56]  So Tristan, you think you're gonna find a way out of Harrods?
[00:06:00]  Yeah. No, you're not.
[00:06:01]  I am. It's like Dubai Mall all over again.
[00:06:04]  It leads downstairs to the place that we came in from this mall.
[00:06:06]  You've been saying this for three days.
[00:06:08]  It hasn't been three days.
[00:06:09]  It has. No one watching this is gonna believe that we've been in here.
[00:06:12]  You've been saying this for three days.
[00:06:14]  And how have we been in this mall? Three days.
[00:06:16]  Three days you've been trapped.
[00:06:18]  We're gonna spend three days in here.
[00:06:20]  I know the way. Good thing we won't get hungry.
[00:06:23]  I think I know where the food is.
[00:06:28]  Andrew, he thinks we're going to get out.
[00:06:30]  He doesn't realize how these places are built.
[00:06:33]  They're built like a maze to get lost so that you spend all your money.
[00:06:36]  Three days later, you finally get out, find the car.
[00:06:40]  I want to talk to you.
[00:06:44]  You have so much confidence, just like Dubai.
[00:06:46]  Tristan, how many days did it take us to get out of Dubai all?
[00:06:49]  Ten minutes. No, it took us three days.
[00:06:52]  I distinctly remember. We just didn't film at all.
[00:06:56]  Many hours later.
[00:06:58]  So, we couldn't find the stairs, we asked someone.
[00:07:01]  They definitely told us the wrong way to go.
[00:07:03]  Keep us in the infinite loop.
[00:07:05]  Tristan, I think we're going to be lost forever.
[00:07:06]  We are! Tristan thinks he knows his way out.
[00:07:09]  I think we've passed this shot three times now.
[00:07:12]  It's been four hours.
[00:07:16]  It's been four hours.
[00:07:23]  Oh, I'm taking another turn.
[00:07:24]  Oh, I gotta try right instead of straight this time.
[00:07:26]  After time number four.
[00:07:28]  Yeah, we're lost forever. I accept it.
[00:07:31]  Yeah. I live in Harris.
[00:07:33]  At least they have food. Yeah, at least let's try and find the food section instead of trying to find the exit.
[00:07:37]  I feel like if you try and find something to buy, it's extremely fast and easy.
[00:07:40]  They have food and we have money. We'll be fine.
[00:07:42]  Yeah. Okay, Tristan, have you ever lost now?
[00:07:47]  Going through the Eagles again.
[00:07:49]  Third time going through the Eagles.
[00:07:51]  It is true. Justin, you've already looked at this a few times now.
[00:08:05]  I mean, if we're going to buy it, we're going to buy it.
[00:08:06]  I haven't. So after his fifth time looking at these gloves, he's finally decided maybe he actually wants them.
[00:08:15]  I haven't looked at these five times.
[00:08:16]  Yes, you have. We've been here loads of times.
[00:08:18]  It's not true. Two days later.
[00:08:22]  I think this way to the stairs.
[00:08:27]  Day two.
[00:08:32]  Yeah, day two. We still haven't gotten off this floor.
[00:08:37]  So Luke, you admit Harrod sells good things.
[00:08:40]  Yes, they do. Can you admit you're jealous of this?
[00:08:42]  Can you admit you're very, very jealous of my sterling silver lined crocodile skin cigarillo case?
[00:08:51]  Not really. Huh?
[00:08:52]  Not really. You don't want one?
[00:08:54]  No, not really. Ask me for one.
[00:08:59]  You're just gonna say the same thing again.
[00:09:00]  Just ask me for one. Alright, can I have one?

=== Admitting Jealousy (04:00) ===

[00:09:04]  You want a drink with your smoke? No.
[00:09:07]  Where does the Pope shit?
[00:09:10]  We all know where he shits.
[00:09:11]  Where? Where? We say it at least ten times a day.
[00:09:15]  We let the world know. Where does the Pope shit?
[00:09:17]  Yeah, where? In his hat.
[00:09:19]  Exactly. Why else would he have that big-ass hat that wasn't particularly shit?
[00:09:22]  It's true. It doesn't make much sense, does it?
[00:09:24]  The hat is ridiculously big.
[00:09:26]  Yeah, it's a little. But it could fit a lot of shit.
[00:09:29]  Big Vatican turds. Exactly.
[00:09:31]  So it's not actually ridiculously big.
[00:09:32]  It's just very functional. Yeah.
[00:09:35]  Do Take Off National know that that's where the Pope takes a shit?
[00:09:38]  No, I don't think we've ever said this to Take Off National before.
[00:09:40]  Take Off National is like 5% of our life.
[00:09:42]  I know. People think our life is fun.
[00:09:43]  It's 1%. It's less than 1%.
[00:09:45]  Our life is so much more fun than we can possibly film.
[00:09:47]  We forget. That's the problem.
[00:09:49]  We forget or it would get banned on you.
[00:09:50]  Yeah. Because it's us three, 25 girls in a hotel.
[00:09:55]  It's just stupid. Can't put it.
[00:09:57]  I can't record it. Anyway, is he allowed a cigarillo or not?
[00:10:00]  No. So that's the new question.
[00:10:03]  It's the drink one. And I'm always gonna lose to that one.
[00:10:06]  Exactly.
[00:10:07]  Telling the truth about the Pope was easy.
[00:10:09]  Is that a coffee loop?
[00:10:18]  It's not coffee. It's not.
[00:10:22]  It's not espresso. Mine's not coffee.
[00:10:28]  That's not coffee, but this is not pure coffee I don't like coffee, I don't like my food.
[00:10:35]  No!
[00:10:37]  I'm just gonna go to the bathroom.
[00:10:51]  you Oh, my God!
[00:10:55]  Hey! Hey! Hey! k All right, Hold still Fucking screw!
[00:11:01]  Hey! Hey! Heyyy
[00:11:24]  yeah my niggas
[00:11:53]  I'm gonna get you in the air right now man feel this shit it's not coming yeah yeah Cali I see you niggas going long yeah what do you mean come on let's go What is this? Ferrari.
[00:12:17]  You just bought a Rolls.
[00:12:19]  And this Ferrari's for driving.
[00:12:21]  They're driving this car to Spain.
[00:12:24]  Then I'll come back and get the Rolls.
[00:12:26]  The Rolls isn't ready, so I need something to drive in the meantime.
[00:12:30]  Drive to Spain? Luke, get in the car.
[00:12:34]  You can't just tell me to get in the Ferrari.
[00:12:36]  I don't know this Ferrari.
[00:12:42]  I mean, you're simply in a Ferrari, so...
[00:12:44]  Yeah. The Rolls horse isn't ready, so...
[00:12:46]  You can't just get Ferraris.
[00:12:48]  I can. I have connections.
[00:12:50]  Aikido. I didn't have a car.
[00:12:52]  I will admit. And now I have a Ferrari.
[00:12:54]  You did Aikido it. Andrew has the other car, so you got this car.
[00:12:57]  Exactly. That is a bit of Aikido.
[00:12:59]  It's Aikido, yeah. I told you I'd do an English lunch.

=== Welcome to the Real World (07:00) ===

[00:13:04]  You did? I'm fucking addicted to wheat crunchies.
[00:13:07]  The pleb food. Food for plebs.
[00:13:09]  Listen, wheat crunchies.
[00:13:10]  Better sponsor this channel.
[00:13:12]  I'm actually super addicted to wheat crunchies.
[00:13:14]  I was just making fun of chips.
[00:13:16]  These chips are for poor people.
[00:13:18]  When you're rich, you get to eat, like, pure meat sticks.
[00:13:21]  And we've eaten a bunch of them. It's literally, for American people, they don't know what these are.
[00:13:25]  I don't believe we have them. Although I'm quite poor in America.
[00:13:28]  It's just... Chicken on a stick.
[00:13:31]  Literally chicken on a stick.
[00:13:32]  From gas stations. So, that's what rich people eat.
[00:13:36]  Poor people eat these, but now I understand why.
[00:13:38]  Wheat crunchies are fucking addicting.
[00:13:40]  They're fucking good. You're poor now.
[00:13:42]  Yeah, I'm poor now. I'm gonna eat my wheat crunchies.
[00:13:45]  Let me tell you something. I don't eat protein.
[00:13:46]  When I used to be a traveling salesman, the highlight of my week was when I had a spare 10-15 pounds at a good little gas station and buy all the snacks.
[00:13:55]  Now, I'm the snack man everywhere I go.
[00:13:58]  Wow. Andrew, what is this?
[00:14:11]  We're driving supercars.
[00:14:12]  Come in. What are we doing?
[00:14:16]  This game. Move in.
[00:14:19]  Move. Welcome to the real world.
[00:14:22]  We've been here. We've been here.
[00:14:23]  We live here. We do this.
[00:14:25]  We do this. My esteemed colleague here is going to drive us.
[00:14:33]  Number one, this is the Ferrari, the big boy Ferrari.
[00:14:35]  Yeah. Buggy man's driving us.
[00:14:38]  Which is faster, your Ferrari or this car?
[00:14:41]  We're on Spain. What do you mean?
[00:14:46]  We're going to Spain. We're going to Spain, Luke.
[00:14:49]  We're going to fucking Spain. We're in England.
[00:14:50]  Yeah, we're in England now.
[00:14:51]  We're about to go to Spain. So are we going to my home country?
[00:14:54]  France? No. Fuck France.
[00:14:56]  Fuck France. Fuck France.
[00:14:58]  Fuck France. We're skipping France.
[00:15:00]  Wait, how? Who's the poorest one on this buggy?
[00:15:09]  Alright, got you.
[00:15:13]  Are you French at all?
[00:15:16]  Are you at all French? No.
[00:15:19]  I've got 100 M's in respect.
[00:15:21]  Exactly. We're skipping France.
[00:15:25]  We're taking the boat directly to Spain.
[00:15:27]  What do you mean boat? You can take a boat?
[00:15:28]  You can take a boat to Spain.
[00:15:29]  But we have cars! Welcome to the real world.
[00:15:31]  What do you mean cars? That doesn't make sense.
[00:15:34]  Welcome to the real world, Luke.
[00:15:36]  Marcel is the champion.
[00:15:44]  Take confidence you might not know this man.
[00:15:46]  This man is a champion.
[00:15:49]  You do not understand. I've known Marcel since before, take confidence you existed.
[00:15:52]  No. Tristan, this man is a super champion.
[00:15:56]  I told you. Tristan, he's...
[00:15:58]  Ready to take lives. Ready to do what we've got to do.
[00:16:01]  That's it, man. He is a super duper champion.
[00:16:08]  They have no idea, Tristan.
[00:16:11]  They have no idea what I just witnessed.
[00:16:15]  They don't know. How many drinks have we had so far tonight?
[00:16:18]  I don't know. You know what, Tristan?
[00:16:21]  I wish I recorded the table as we left.
[00:16:25]  I did a disservice to take confidential.
[00:16:29]  Yeah. Yeah.
[00:16:35]  Looked him straight in the face and drank it.
[00:16:37]  I didn't do it.
[00:16:40]  I'm not even lying. No.
[00:16:43]  No. Marcel needs to take my place.
[00:16:47]  Tristan. Tristan, this man is the super champion of the world.
[00:16:52]  There's no replacing family, tell them.
[00:16:54]  Exactly, so Luke, you could never take Marcel's place.
[00:16:57]  It's true. This man.
[00:17:04]  You can never replace Marcelo.
[00:17:06]  He's the super champion of the world.
[00:17:10]  We've been drinking forever.
[00:17:19]  No one understands.
[00:17:21]  I should have filmed it because it's not real otherwise.
[00:17:23]  We've been forgetting we're drinking forever Okay, dude, you gotta turn that camera around This is my last one Tomorrow we gotta drive all day.
[00:17:47]  I don't see the point in getting so drunk that I can't function.
[00:17:51]  Oh wait, who's drunk Marcel? Who's drunk Marcel?
[00:17:53]  Who's drunk? We're all drunk.
[00:17:54]  Why are you standing up like you're gonna beat me up?
[00:17:56]  Hey, six seconds. You're not six seconds.
[00:17:59]  700 pounds. No, you're not.
[00:18:00]  Marcel, Marcel, take this back.
[00:18:02]  Why?
[00:18:05]  I don't know.
[00:18:06]  Why are they doing this?
[00:18:07]  Why?
[00:18:08]  Why?
[00:18:09]  We live in Dream Yacht.
[00:18:10]  Now, I should have recorded the table we left.
[00:18:14]  I didn't record it.
[00:18:15]  No one understands. It's gonna hurt you inside.
[00:18:21]  Yeah, for no reason.
[00:18:26]  I need a stiff drink. I need one.
[00:18:28]  I just need one. You don't need a stiff drink.
[00:18:30]  You can't just dance. I just need one.
[00:18:33]  Oh, no, no. By the way, by the way.
[00:18:34]  No, no. You don't know this.
[00:18:36]  Marcel's got the dance move.
[00:18:38]  Andrew, don't even fuck around.
[00:18:40]  Marcel's got the dance move. I ain't gonna help him when I beat him up.
[00:18:43]  I ain't gonna help him.
[00:18:44]  I'm not gonna get help from my people.
[00:18:46]  I'm gonna be walking in the crowd.
[00:18:48]  And I'm gonna be walking in the crowd.
[00:18:50]  No!
[00:18:52]  How did this drop?
[00:18:54]  That was smooth. That was smooth.
[00:18:56]  Andrew, Tristan, need to shoot off.
[00:18:58]  Two minutes and we're rolling out.
[00:19:07]  Make sure you're ready! What is this?
[00:19:11]  Welcome to the real world.
[00:19:16]  This isn't the real world.
[00:19:17]  Take off it until you all know that this isn't the real world.
[00:19:19]  This is the real world. Everyone looks like us, right?
[00:19:21]  You can just buy supercars, drive around the world, just crash supercars.
[00:19:23]  No, this isn't the real world. Buy a Rolls Royce.
[00:19:24]  Didn't even drive it or sit in it.
[00:19:26]  Forgot about it already. To be honest, I probably lost my mind.
[00:19:29]  This is all just fake.
[00:19:30]  It's all just me. I'm not even recording anything.
[00:19:33]  I'm probably staring at this wall.
[00:19:35]  The Rolls Royce guy gave me an email this morning.
[00:19:36]  We need to collect a car. And I'm like, maybe January.
[00:19:40]  I'm busy. I don't even want it.
[00:19:42]  I'm too busy. It's your fault.
[00:19:44]  Luke, it's not my fault.
[00:19:46]  So what happens?
[00:20:00]  Why do you have the lamp? Because I went to buy a phone charger.
[00:20:03]  A bitch. A French bitch.

=== Exempt But Not Welcome (00:07) ===

[00:20:04]  Your mate. Yeah. Your mask's here.
[00:20:07]  So I don't wear a mask. Why?
[00:20:08]  I'm exempt. You don't accept exempt people.
[00:20:10]  How do you not accept being exempt?