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July 26, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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TALIBAN BUY A ROLLS ROYCE | Tate Confidential Ep. 113
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We have every other car.
What else are you gonna fucking buy? We have every other...
No, we're all for it.
Alright. No, what?
We're all for it.
I think we're gonna take that.
Anyone who's watching this video knows that I am an internationally renowned and largely respected geopolitical commentator and expert.
My name is Henry Andrew Tate III, and I am a genius.
Let me explain something to you. Do you know whose fault it is that Taliban has reconquered Afghanistan?
It's the fault of hoes.
You heard me. Hoes.
Western s***. It's your fault.
Because the Taliban were only fighting against the American war machine to try and preserve their way of life because they understood that if you liberate females, you end up with the Western female.
The Western female is brutally near every way.
You know what? I have a lot of Muslim friends in London and they look around sometimes in the nightclubs and they tap me on the shoulder and say, there's girls in England.
But there's no wives.
And they're completely correct.
If you were living in Afghanistan, you did not have any money.
You did not have physical prowess.
You don't have a Lamborghini. You have none of the things it would take to attract a female.
The only reason you're going to get female is because she understands she's indebted to a husband and she must remain loyal.
If she was liberated, she would just cheat, cheat, cheat because you ain't got shit.
Would you allow these women to be free?
To be liberated? Look what they do in the West.
Look how they use their freedom.
They suck shit. Non-stop.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Hey. This joke is stupid.
Just start bringing your wallet out with you.
To some people, that's a $400 lunch.
But to me, it's just lunch.
Yeah, I know, but why do I have to keep paying for it?
I don't care, but you keep leaving your wallet at home on purpose.
He's going to pay for it, my friend. Sorry, but for the one who didn't have electricity, and they'll make the bill and the paperwork.
Okay, not a problem. Yeah, fine.
Electricity. I did that.
I'm the emir of the Islamic Caliphate of Tehistan, and as a Christian living under my rule, you have to pay a tax, and that tax is to pay for all of our lunches and bills forever.
So you don't bring your wallet, so I have to pay things because I'm paying a Christian tax.
Do you renounce Christianity and join the Islamic faith?
No, I don't, but the...
That's why you have to pay for lunch.
The priests are calling the caliphate.
I own half of it. It's half my house.
No, no, it's not a house. It's a caliphate.
It's a caliphate. The second you walk into those gates, It's the caliphate of take a stand.
I will bring my wallet. It will be a stand stalemate.
Allah will prevent that.
Yeah. Every single time you leave the house, you put the wallet in your pocket.
Allah ensures you do that.
Christian, God's will. I'm not paying a tax to you.
Or I'm going to start stealing your money and paying for our lunches.
Can't we cut off hands for a theft?
Yeah, I'll bandage mine up.
Remind me of someone else in the family.
OOF Look at your head.
Hehehe Oh shit.
Okay, alright.
This isn't gonna end well. Oh, let's leave it to bed.
Listen, you need to get them past 12, right?
I propose a toast.
Justin, I don't want a drink.
What do you mean you don't want a drink?
You gave that up in England.
What do you mean? Toast to what?
Well I said yes to your toast about what's for.
What do you mean?
It's for the victory of religious conviction.
It's not to me coming back.
As a Christian, what I heard of, actually I recently heard, imagine this, a gang, a band of men got together and they fought a vastly superior and more powerful enemy and their motivation was purely uniting their country under the will and protection of God.
And they managed to defeat this massive, evil, huge enemy because God was on their side.
Good for them. Good for them.
And I'm back. To the Taliban.
And I'm back. To celebrate this...
I've already looked at flights to Kabul, but I heard the airport's a bit of a mess.
In what can only be described as a chaotic exodus.
Now, people are literally clinging on to US military aircrafts as they try to take off.
We can't take Kabul. We should, out of respect, go to the most Islamic country we can think of.
Well, I know. You know which one that is.
Which one? I'll book the jet.
Got a toothbrush? You got a toothbrush?
We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug?
I'm coming to London!
Heavy! Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck!
Where are we? Where are we going?
Luke, we're going to the most Islamic country in the world to celebrate the Taliban's victory.
Yeah. Where's that? The Islamic Republic of Great Britain.
Better get the drinking in before we get there.
You can't drink beer.
I'll booze all the time.
You want some booze? No. Why?
0% 1A booze. Because I'm dead.
You're dead. I booze too much.
Booze too much? What do you mean?
He's a baby. There is.
You know what's funny?
What's funny is, I know exactly what I'm talking about all of the time.
I'm that guy. If I talk about something, I know exactly what I'm talking about all of the time.
I'm never like, hmm, maybe I don't know, maybe I didn't know.
I know exactly what I'm talking about all of the time.
I'm that guy. I'm that guy to the point where now I get paid a million dollars a month.
And when I tell people, listen, I'll teach you how to make money online, there are still idiots out there who go, hmm, I don't know if I can trust you.
Like, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Yeah. The dollar is fucked.
The dollar is completely fucked.
We are living through a period of history which they will discuss in the history books of when America no longer was the global power and the global reserve currency was changed from dollar to whatever it's going to become.
Because I tell you what, the dollar is fucked.
If you have half a brain, you should understand what's happening right now.
I always say politics doesn't matter, but Joe Biden and his cronies, the people behind him, if you don't have a clue what he's doing, Have destroyed!
They're about to pass this $3.5 trillion bill.
All they've been doing is printing trillions since the beginning of this corona garbage.
The dollar is fucked. Do you know how they calculate inflation?
They calculate inflation based on a basket of goods.
They go and say, oh, bread, eggs, the normal things the normal person needs, da-da-da.
And they calculate inflation at like 5.4% of some shit.
But that basket of goods, they just change.
When they want to adjust what the inflation number is, they can just change what's in the basket to fuck with people.
Do you know how I... Calculate inflation?
This was the price of something last year, and this is the price now.
I encourage you to go and Google up the price of timber now compared to what it was.
Wood is wood. You can't really fuck with wood.
You can't change the type of eggs.
You can't mess around.
Wood is wood. The dollar is fucking wrecked.
You know what happens when the dollar gets wrecked?
The rich get richer because the rich own the assets and the price of these assets goes through the moon.
People with no assets, they get destroyed because your dollar is worth less and the price of the assets are going up.
You're never going to have the ability to buy assets.
You're going to get wrecked. Listen. In periods of monumental change, crisis opportunity is the same thing.
There is a monumental shift coming.
You should already feel it. Just buying Bitcoin isn't enough.
Just buying gold is not enough.
This is a massive opportunity for you to create generational wealth.
Do you understand people like me went from no money To 1 million in 2 years.
To 5 or 6 million a year later.
To 30 plus million dollars during a fucking pandemic.
I'm an ultra high net worth individual.
Me and Tristan, what are we buying right now, Tristan?
Everything. A plane.
We're buying a plane. Justin didn't want to ruin the surprise.
Soon on my time I'm going to see a plane.
Listen, this fucking hyperinflation which is bestowed upon the American dollar is going to change the fiscal system of Earth.
And if you don't have a plan to benefit from that if you're just gonna sit there Like a shit muncher and let the tidal wave come and ride you over and not even prepare a surfboard You deserve the slavery which is coming to you because by the end of this there are gonna be people which are filthy rich and slaves
Music playing
Sound of waves crashing on the shore.
Nobody likes us.
We don't care.
We don't care. Nobody likes us.
What is your cousin wearing? Nobody likes us.
We don't care.
What the fuck is your cousin wearing?
Swim shorts. And t-shirt.
Why are you wearing swim shorts?
Because I'm nice and comfortable.
It's hot. Nobody likes us.
Nobody likes him.
Yeah. Nobody likes us and we don't like him.
Collectively. What's up?
We've got a selection of drinks on this plane.
All different kinds of booze?
Yeah, I opted for the booze to be code 2006, which is in Champagne.
Well, booze do you like booze?
Zero. Why booze?
I don't even... We're saying vodka and Coke Zero?
No. Why don't you want booze?
Because booze to eat.
What happened? What happened?
I'm dying!
Oh no, no!
We will take a picture now!
We will take a picture now!
Yeah!
The light is very good!
Very good!
We will take a picture now!
Die. Die.
Of what? Of booze.
Too much booze. Booze overdose.
Oh, enough booze. Could kill you.
Could have kept going. Push through.
No. Through the wall. There's no pushing through.
Of course we should have broken the fourth wall.
I have a long hard look in the mirror.
I don't put that man in drink.
I couldn't even move. Last time we got a private jet to England.
Didn't we do that car around here?
I remember we bought the cars and the German police took the cars and just drove around like idiots all around Europe and ran to the police and ended up with all those court cases we didn't go to and all those fines.
Remember that crap? Yo!
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but it's off in the interview room, I don't know.
I'm in the cab in the room, I don't know.
Hello, no one? No one?
No one? They're going.
I have no clue.
I don't know.
That definitely means go straight ahead.
No problems. Nobody likes us.
We don't care. We don't care.
Yeah. Let's go to Jay again.
Maybe we should do that. Maybe we should buy some supercars.
And we should go fucking mental.
I'm in. Luke's in.
I'm pro. Luke's don't let him go.
Take him away. How about this? How about this?
Buy supercars from the drive all day and we booze all night.
You in Luke?
Uh, I'm in.
This isn't the same loot and air for ice to work here when I was making sandwiches years ago.
Yeah? Goldstream 700 is still expensive.
GB and shit. We're buying one.
We have to buy one.
We're going to buy one. We're going to take off financial.
I'm going to make lute drink every time we don't.
Yeah. That would teach him a lesson.
Booze plane. The booze plane.
The booze jet. Air booze.
The G700. So this is the best coffee in the world.
Best coffee in the world. Sorry?
Best coffee in the world. We're here to have the best coffee in the world.
If there was a place where the best coffee in the world was served, it would be this place.
Yeah, this is the best coffee in the world. I had it yesterday.
You're on YouTube, bro. You're on YouTube.
I told him we're gonna have the best coffee in the world at VodkaTV.
Don't mind. Cheers.
A little bit of vodka in yours, Luke?
No, thank you.
I'm gonna mix a little bit of vodka in.
No, thanks. Morning.
Nope, nope, zero booze.
No, no.
Just nice, good coffee.
Well, we're having the special Jamaican Blue Mountain.
The Jamaican Blue Mountain.
The mountain estate. That's what I'm having.
The best coffee in the world.
Correct. This coffee costs how much?
The world's best coffee. The world's best coffee, why?
Because that's what they call it. Trust it, look at it.
It's fucking excellent. Shit!
So I'm about to have the world's best coffee.
Not the world's best coffee, Luke.
Is that volcano oil?
No, no thank you. Make it Irish. Irish it up a bit.
There's so many Irish coffees.
But the world's most expensive Irish coffee.
I don't get that.
Bye.
World's best coffee.
Is it really the best?
I'm super excited.
It just might be the world's best coffee.
It's great.
Thank you.
Pretend, deal with the caffeine energy you need.
You've heard of poo coffee?
No. So monkeys eat the beans.
which is a type of killer.
And they eat the beans, and they shit the beans out, and then someone goes through their shit, and then you make this very expensive pot.
Classic.
Wonderful.
So, it's poop.
Yeah, it's pretty bulky, but it makes the coffee better, supposedly.
How? If someone has to go through the shit to get the beans out, it's going to be expensive, right?
No one's going through shit for free.
So that's why it costs not much.
Is it even better? No.
It's good.
It's good.
Cool coffee.
Tastes like shit.
That RS7, I like that coffee.
The car I'm driving. Yeah.
Come on, buy one. RS7 buy one.
Yeah, what do you mean? Car.
Schmar. Car Schmar.
Audi's Audi. Although they are super expensive.
We have every other car. What else are you gonna fucking buy?
You have every other...
Alba Rolls-Royce?
No, what?
Rolls-Royce. No.
You can't just buy rolls.
Guys, what are we doing?
They might already be sold. We're waiting for a salesman.
I know. Because you need a salesman to buy things from.
No, but you guys weren't serious, were you?
Why wouldn't you be? Because it's a car.
That's not how you just bought it.
It's Rolls Royce. It's one of the best automobiles on the planet.
What's the problem? It's the prestige automobile brand, I think, on Earth.
Really. We have every car.
We don't have a Rolls. Tristan was right.
Logic. Yeah, but it's a full, like...
It's nice. It's blue, yeah. I know, but we...
It's the black badge, yeah. It's the most expensive one, yeah.
That's what I mean. What's the problem?
Then we need to think about it. Like, sit down.
Emergency meeting. What about emergency meeting?
All right, emergency meeting. Do we need a Rolls Royce?
Yes. Emergency meeting over.
Done. Wait, no. No, we don't need a Rolls Royce.
Sorry, you said that after I ended the emergency meeting?
True. We came to a consensus, a two-on-one consensus during the duration of the year.
So we're actually waiting for the salesman, and we're just going to buy it.
The salesman sells you things.
Exactly. And if they don't have that one, then we'll buy one of the other ones.
Yeah, I like that. I like that. Luke, I don't even care.
I want you to understand something. I don't care.
I don't actually care. I don't give a fuck if I buy it, and then it sets on fire at random.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
No, no, no. Luke, here's what you don't know, though.
These cars, yeah?
This one's gonna be, what, 400-something thousand pounds?
They have, hear me out, built-in umbrellas on the doors.
That's worth it. That's worth it.
That's worth it. Now we're talking. Sorry.
Thank you. Do any of your cars have built-in umbrellas on the doors?
No. So, what do you do?
In fact, I've never seen it.
Let me show. Come look at this.
What do you mean, umbrella? Even the door opens weird.
And I'll sharpen mine to be a tit.
So when I get out the rolls, I press the button and I have a sword.
Alright, that is pretty cheap.
So do you understand I need it now?
Look, I'm in London. I just had coffee.
That's not worth 400k.
Luke, I'm in London. I just had coffee.
I know. Just in point that it rolls.
Yeah, you guys can't just walk around, look at things through windows and just buy it.
No, no, but we can't. We can.
All right, you can, but is that not weird?
Yeah, it's weird, I guess, because a bunch of normal people out there with their money.
We're going to save, we're going to think on investment.
Homos. Luke, how do you close your doors?
I pull it closed.
I know these are weird doors, though.
Do you have a button? You don't want me to close your door, do you?
All right.
Welcome to the real world, Luke. I'm on my hands.
I'm on my hands. I'm on my hands. I'm on my hands.
I'm on my hands.
I'm on my hands.
Any questions, Luke? Any more questions about, ooh, maybe you just sit and think, ooh, maybe you just think about it, maybe you just think about being cool as fucking rich.
No, I don't think about it, that's all I think about.
Think about it?
I am it! This was the fastest decision we've ever made to buy a car.
Seeing it and buying it.
Listen, I'm a genius.
It was literally three seconds.
Three seconds of take time is like ten years of people's time.
All these other people are like, hmm, let me think about it.
That's why they're all fucking broke.
They're too busy thinking. We don't think.
We move. That's how we make millions of dollars a month.
These motherfuckers can think.
It's a bell curve, isn't it?
Look at my... Am I middle-brained?
I'm middle-brained, aren't I? You're middle-brained.
You're like, I need to think about it.
You're middle-brained, bro. We're fucking, the most stupid people in the world and the smartest people in the world act.
People in the middle are all like, hmm, dum-da-dum-da-dum.
I'm smart. I read books.
You're a fucking loser. Keep reading your books.
I'm dropping my roll.
I'm dropping my roll.
Oh.
What's the point of playing to the boss?
You're not the one who's doing it.
Oh, I know.
We're not the ones who are doing it.
We're not those guys who think behind their back, like, screaming and stuff.
We drive by the time.
We're a crazy, crazy part of a lot of cars.
One day he came and he dropped off a tower in their cell.
A 7-2-2-1.
I think it was a little divisional thing, anyway.
It was left-hand drive and he said, can you do me a favor?
I've got it for two weeks and I need to drive by.
So, I just look back and see.
I have a little recollection. I believe I have the world's least valuable Aston Martin Vanquish S Ultimate Edition.
There's only 175.
I've smoked cigars in it.
I drive and drive.
Whoever designed that part wanted someone like me to do that.
So it may not be the least valuable example of the new form.
This is a joke.
I'm sorry you've got to keep my car.
Please send it to all but don't bother with this batch.
Not a problem, my friend. Cheers.
Thank you very much. And I hope one day we have another drink in Bucharest.
We're waiting for you. We're waiting for you.
I'd love to go back. Yeah. Come back anytime.
Now you have us in Bucharest. Guys, this is getting completely insane.
Why would you even know this? Prada socks.
Just socks. You guys, are they just walking down, buying everything?
Yeah. So we bought the Rolls Royce.
And then we bought, how much did I spend on Armani?
Eight. No more.
No, 8, 9, 9.
8, 9, 10. Now we're here.
Yeah. And then, wait, we've got to pay for the roof.
The roof on the new house that's being constructed is going to last, and it's going to open up like a convertible.
Is that $600? That's what he's paying today, yeah.
So it's a million pound day.
No, it's actually insane. Take off and I tried.
People think this is like made up or whatever.
Free water though. Free water.
Yeah, we have been free water and coffee.
It's a one million pound day. There's no other YouTube series where people are spending a million pounds in a day.
And here we are. There is none.
Here we are with no subs.
Nobody follows us.
Nobody follows us. We're unknown in underground.
Unknown millionaires. Can I just replace my...
Oh, sounds so bad with that.
I need to stop pointing at things.
No, you guys can't just keep buying things.
You guys just keep telling the people this, that.
Why do you need red Prada socks?
Luke, nobody likes me.
Will you wear them? I don't even know.
You bought so much stuff.
Neither do I, Luke.
Neither do I. What's this?
I'm tired of spending money.
Can't keep spending money, so we're gonna throw axes.
What?
Fuck off.
Axes?
Do it at least three times and we'll try and give you a different opponent each of those three times.
When you come in for a game, you'll get to throw your axe five times.
And getting those five throws, when it has the most points, gets wins that game.
Nice! Not quite in the bullseye,
It's an equalizer, but for a hole.
Alright, I'm not gonna aim for that.
You're still a loser.
The last throw took a knock, but it's by far.
It's an aside.
You're coming into that win.
Aw, lucky.
Who's a loser now?
Who's a loser now?
You're still a loser.
How about mean axes? I've got hands.
How about those two? That's a good point.
That's a good point. The problem is with throwing axes, because it wouldn't really work.
What I do is I just...
Aikido the axe out of the way.
Close the distance. Elbow.
Punch them right in their frozen wings.
Nomad axes are so mad.
What, this Aikido? No fucking chance.
No hope. Shit.
There is no hope at all. If you land square on.
Axe to the chest. Well, an axe to my chest.
Cool. Clothes to this.
Aikido. Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Feudal months of violence.
Right! Right!
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