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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
11:30
SMOKING ON A PLANE | Tate Confidential Ep 108
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I think you're not allowed to smoke on a plane.
We're not allowed to not smoke on this plane.
Good song and routine!
Good song and routine!
I think I'm gonna drink that.
Good song and routine!
The drifter asked me if I want anything.
I said a coconut water.
We'll see when he comes back with it.
What did you say? Coconut water.
Yeah, I said coconut water. Yeah, go on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to say, yeah, right, or something.
He's not going to give me coconut water.
He's going to give me some bullshit. He's probably going to give me booze, which he knows I can't drink.
That's probably what he's going to give me.
He's a cunt, isn't he? Nobody likes him.
So, here you go. Non-alcoholic beer.
I don't want non-alcoholic. It's non-alcoholic lemon flavored beer.
That's what you asked for, isn't it? No.
I distinctly remember you saying, Tristan, hi, can I have a non-alcoholic lemon-flavored beer, please?
I didn't. No, that's exactly what you asked for me.
It's not at all. Word for word.
I don't want this. Hi, Tristan, can I have a non-alcoholic lemon-flavored beer?
That's what you asked me for.
Is yours alcoholic? No, mine's non-alcoholic.
So you also got yourself a note.
So you got yourself as well. Well, this is what you wanted, so I followed your recommendation, and it sounds and looks delicious.
Is it? No.
I feel like it's shit. It tastes like coconut water.
Yeah, I doubt it.
I doubt the lemonati.
Luke, it tastes exactly like coconut water.
You're right. Yeah.
Mixed pig walk. This is bullshit.
I want coconut water. At least you got real water.
Real water.
Where the sky goes blue.
Oh my god!
Oh my God, if you leave me here, I… If you leave me here, I… If you leave me here, I… La la la la la.
Oh my God, if you leave me here, I… If you leave me here, I… If you leave me here, I… Leave me here.
Big Boss. I want a Big Boss.
I've always liked to play with fire.
Fire.
When them boys told me, listen, so you power for a king, huh?
You just play it cool and tell them I was no big deal.
You look him in the eye and say, I know I'm not a guy, but he got power on my nose and there's power on my wings.
La la la la la.
It's a space suit.
If you leave me here, I…
It's just that extra… It starts off and then just… You just can't cheat.
Out of space. They made, they made a spaceship.
They made an electric car into a spaceship.
Yeah, look at it. It looks like a spaceship.
It looks like an alien's car.
We're still trying to use, like, combustion and heat and some shit.
They're just spaceships. Time warp.
So Tristan asked me to record him, so he's gonna do something to eat there.
Coconut water. Coconut fucking water!
But you got yourself three.
Yeah, I actually...
There was only... So, there was only four on the shelf, so I bought all of them because I wanted you to get upset, because I wanted you to go in and see that they didn't exist anymore.
But you didn't come in the store, so I ruined it, so I may as well give it to you.
Nice. So they do have coconut water.
Yeah, keep talking. KFC... KFC... With your coconut water.
We used to be broken.
Now we sit around on a Sunday.
It's a Sunday night.
I'm drinking whiskey. I'll have to probably drink it on a Sunday.
Okay, so you're drinking Blue Lake. My point is you spend thousands and thousands a day on booze and smells.
Is that necessary? Is it necessary, though?
Yeah. Literally necessary.
Yeah, necessary. A necessity.
The water I drink in the air that I breathe.
Why are we here? Hold on.
Have you ever met a goat? Have you ever seen a goat?
I've seen a goat. Exactly.
Have you ever danced in the devil in the pale moonlight?
Have you ever seen a lana?
Probably not. These aren't answers to the questions.
I've heard lamas are real if you've never seen that.
Because of the internet. I've never seen a polar bear either.
Luke's never seen a polar bear.
What a loser.
What a loser. What are you wearing?
Why are you wearing a tracksuit? Because.
It's how I dress. Yeah!
You're wearing a robe! Want to be classy like your cousin?
Let me tell you something. I have $750,000 worth of cars parked outside of this hotel.
I'm allowed to wear a robe to the bar.
That might be fair. And you are drinking thong pee.
Oh no, you're a blue label.
This is thong pee. Would they?
No. Where are we going?
So I got some good and bad news for you.
Yeah, I'm ready. The good news is, yesterday I met a beautiful girl from Ukraine, so well done to me.
Can you give me a round of applause?
No. No clap, no?
No. She told me that right now there's fun in Odessa.
Odessa, Ukraine. Odessa, Ukraine.
On the beach. So after spending all that money yesterday on endless champagne in Warsaw, and now we have 20 girls blowing up our inboxes that we could sleep with all week, you want to go to Ukraine.
She said it would be fun.
That's why he told us to pack.
For this.
What are we doing?
So, where are we going?
That's one of the cops. Back to your place.
Where are we going?
It's Ukraine. Why?
What do you mean Ukraine? Ukraine?
Wait, I've never been to Ukraine before.
I've brought whiskey from the bottle on your private jet to Ukraine before.
No, I haven't done any of this.
Why haven't you done those things?
You're really pathetic. You call yourself a man.
What kind of man are you?
Where do people take private jets?
Wait, why are we going to Ukraine?
People take private jets to where? No, Ukraine is shooting loads of guns.
Duh. Is that why we're going?
Part of the reason we're going. Part of the reason we're going.
There's also a secret business deal I need to make.
Nice. But that's confidential.
Nice. Nice. It takes only.
I thought you're not allowed to smoke on a plane.
You're not allowed to not smoke on this plane.
I thought it was safety. We're in the air.
There's smoke in this cabin.
There's never been smoke in the air before.
Yeah, there's never been smoke in the air.
Never been smoke in the air. I thought it was safety.
Luke, safety. Safety's for poor people.
Drinking for my safety.
You should give the pilots a smicker too.
Why do you drink out the bottle? They have glasses.
The bottle's made of glass, Luke.
Where are we even going?
Ukraine. Why?
People always take private jets to Monaco, Cannes, Vegas.
We take private jets to Ukraine.
Smoking booze the whole way.
Are you allowed to do this in the air?
Welcome to the real world, Luke.
You're on a fucking space suit again, didn't you?
You're scared of the smoke.
With a space suit on, you're allowed to be wearing a smoke.
Yeah, not at all.
Guess what I packed.
Spokes, boots, what else do I need on this plane?
There's nothing in there. Dice.
Private Jet Dice.
Air Dice Aikido.
Air Dice Aikido.
Air Dice Aikido. How much money did you have when we hired you?
Zero dollars.
Maybe negative. Negative dollars?
Negative dollars. So we're in Ukraine.
You are. What do you mean?
Are you in Ukraine? Yeah, I'm in Ukraine.
Okay, so you're in Ukraine. Yeah, we are in Ukraine.
You are. Andrew, your cousin's in Ukraine.
Do you admit it? I admit I'm in Ukraine, yes.
But we are in Ukraine.
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