STALKER VS 3 MEN IN WARSAW | Tate Confidential Ep 107
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5, 4, 3, 2, 1, get jammed!
Oh my God!
Good shot, man!
Good shot, man!
I think I'm gonna take that.
So what happened to the car rally?
What happened?
It started bruising.
Go around and check, Jake, go around and check.
Time just kind of got away from us.
We just like teleported and now we're in Poland.
Now we're in Warsaw and we're going to start our own car rally because I brought cars to Warsaw to meet us here because we didn't get to do it in Ibiza because we were too busy boozing.
Woah, Luke had a gin and tonic.
Luke had one gin and tonic. I did have a gin and tonic.
Welcome to Warsaw. So now we're in Warsaw.
Welcome to Warsaw. Is this our life?
Yes. Is it just different places?
I'm Polish, man. You make half a million dollars a month.
Yeah. What else is doing what we're doing?
You were Italian just a bit ago.
That was Italian, man. Yeah, you're speaking Polish.
Translate that in the comment section.
Guys, they have dumplings from 1913.
I'm ordering. Same recipe. I'm ordering.
Tapas? No, I just want the dumplings.
They sell like a selection board here.
Various different flavors.
Is that vodka?
Yeah. It's a bunch of different boxes.
Hello. Who's only?
Who's only? No, I want the dumplings.
No, I don't want them. With fruit.
They do dumplings with fruit. Andrew, our viewers on Tate Confidential always say that I make Luke drink too much.
I have a new beer. How many beers on the table?
Two. Luke isn't allowed to drink ever again.
Starting now. My old number.
Look at the jealous look on his face as I sip my beer.
I'm 0% jealous. That beer doesn't look good.
You look so jealous.
I know. Look at all the fruit and beautiful things for me to say.
You're clearly jealous.
I'm not jealous of you, man. I don't see the pleasure.
I don't see it. It's okay.
You're not allowed to drink it. Ever, ever again.
That's the new you. Luke is not allowed to drink it.
Agreed.
Fuck it.
There is nothing that does not improve the engine, and the applications are simple and
easy to use.
Luke's a hot drink, but we are.
I never was. No.
Although I will admit, all right, take all my time, I'll admit fully here.
This does look fun. It does look fun.
Who's allowed to drink? Who's allowed to drink all out?
I've been around and Luke is allowed to drink.
I need a chaser. Well, a mixer, mix it down like beer.
That's not a chaser.
It is. Beer is just water.
Beer is just water. I don't know.
Do you like water? Yeah.
Wash that booze down. It's a nice refreshing beer.
Woo! Woo!
Who can't drink? Who can't drink?
Who can't drink? So, Tristan, give him a stalker.
I'm a total stalker. It's got a message saying, are you in front of the hotel course office?
And my car is dead. She goes, yeah, wait there three minutes.
I said, three minutes? What are you talking about?
For what? For me, I want to teach you.
I'm stalking you, yeah.
Show these to the camera. No one believes this.
These are real messages.
Nice. So some girl is messaging us knowing where we are.
And he's saying, I need to meet you, I need to meet you.
Yeah. And now she's come to the bar of our hotel, and he keeps messaging me.
So we're all going downstairs in case it's a dude in his hands.
Yep. Because it might be hands.
It might be hands, I don't know. So we're going to do something.
Wait a minute. Let's just accept my request.
Let's. Not bad.
Stalk this dick. Stalk me.
You're stalking me, hub.
So...
So everyone knows it's not bullshit.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
So I have to ask the toilet seat people.
And I need that.
I need that.
Tristan, you want to marry a doctor?
Tristan, you should.
I'm not going to say anything.
You know, it's just, yeah, perfect.
So, what else?
My brother's really interested in you.
She's curious. Yeah, yeah.
I can see. He's curious.
No, on the way down the stairs.
I didn't know who you are.
I thought you were a stalker.
On the way down the stairs. A stalker?
No, on the way down the stairs. No, I thought you were.
She was saying, I get this energy from her and I feel like it will be forever.
I didn't say that. Honey.
He did. He did.
He did.
I ended up cutting so much for him.
He's just shy.
Yeah.
My brother's naked.
He's shy.
That is not true.
He's shy.
That's not true.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
He's shy.
I think you two should.
Should we leave you two alone?
We have to go.
You want to come with us wherever we go?
I would like to have a drink.
You're very welcome. Sure, no problem.
My brother is actually very rich.
I think you and him will go on purpose. You know what?
Someone just DM'd me.
Hey, is your life actually that good?
And I'm sitting there thinking, is my life actually that good?
I mean, I look to the outside world like I have it all, but do I really have it all?
So I decided to give him a breakdown of my last seven days of my life.
Last seven days of my life.
I'm supposed to be going on a supercar rally.
Supercar rally gets canceled.
charter plane to Ibiza Stay the seven pines is over the most luxurious hotels in the world
Oh you Oh I'm chilling in Ibiza. Every single dinner.
Two grand. Three grand.
Four grand. I spent 25,000 euros in Ibiza.
I'm chilling, right? This bitch hit me up on Instagram.
One of my exes. You know, they can't forget about me.
She's like, come to Moscow. Come to Moscow.
I'm like, bitch, Putin won't let me in Moscow.
It's COVID. I can't get a visa.
She's like, please come.
I see a picture of her big ass titties.
I'm like, I love old Moscow.
Hit the war room. War room.
I need documents. Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Got a guy in Moscow. I now work for his company.
Boom, boom, boom. Get the visa.
Bang. I go to Moscow. I'm pumping this hoe.
Walking around Red Square and shit.
Like a G. Finished there.
Private plane to Warsaw, Poland.
And I thought, you know what? The supercar ride will cancel.
I haven't driven in a while. When I get to Poland, I want a car.
One phone call two of my 17 supercars from Bucharest Romania. Don't pull the truck and brought it to Warsaw I get to the five-star hotel I've got two supercars waiting for me out front.
I land here, I tag myself, and then some Polish mofo slides into my DMs because they heard I'm a disease and makes me have to go out here with those two bitches.
Wake up.
Wake up, you son of a bitch.
Wake up.
Wake up.
Woke up this morning.
Pushed the bitch out of the way, went to the fucking song on our bitch, show the Boston.
Combo Went to the gym, drove around the city until the police stopped me, went to Louis Vuitton, bought some shit And it's Friday, what are we doing tonight?
We're going to the fucking club.
Don't ask me about my life, pussy.
Worry about yours.
I don't know what I'm doing.
You don't want anything to sound out?
How? No?
I have my rights.
I have my rights. I have my rights.
Expect one of us in the wreckage.
No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
ah Have we started the fire?
Yes. The fire rises.
So, they've run out of Verve Clicquot champagne.
Andrew, Andrew. They've run out of Verve Clicquot.
I'm switching to Moe.
The Verve Clicquot are out there.
They're out. We've drunk them out of champagne.
And we've just begun.
Ha, ha, ha! Woo!
How's no drinking going for you, loser?
Oh my gosh.
Go!
Once second Yes, yes More people go
Guys, we want to open it Open all of your pockets I said I could tell him 100% I'll do it I'll do it right now, immediately Let's do it!
I'm going to die!
Hurry up!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey, did you see how big my hand is?
Hey!
Hey!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Listen!
Come on, come on.
You're only making this video to lift me with us.
I know.
I know.
Mr. Bagman.
How's your non-hangover?
It's good. It's good, yeah?
Yeah, it's sunshiny. You know who also isn't hungover?
Me and Andy. I was up all night having sex after drinking booze.
And I'm not hungover. Are you hungover?
Hungover? So all three of us aren't hungover?
Baby you. What are you? Baby you. Luke's probably more tired and hungover than me and you.
And he didn't drink any booze.
Alright, so we're going to drive to Poznan, yeah?
Yeah. So, wait, how long do we have?
Two or three hours to drive, so we need a coffee or a Red Bull, some energy.
Moscow Mule? Driving Mule.
Driving Mule. Moscow Mule.
Let's go, let's hit it. Moscow Mule.
You're not allowed. I have to drive two hours to Cosman, so I need something to wake me up.
Can I have two Moscow mules, please?
Of course! Two Moscow mules, four double espressos, and a cappuccino.
No, no, I'm driving.
Of course, the Moscow mules for driving power.
Give him focus. You need focus, strength.
Driving booze? Yeah, driving booze.
Don't worry, I've got the driving booze, it's fine.
He's got the driving booze. Booze is on his way.
Driving booze is coming. Don't worry.
Situation's handled. We're driving.
Luke's not driving. Me and you are driving, eh?
Yeah. Nothing like a Moscow Mule in the morning when we wake you up.
Well, Luke has no hangover, but then we have no hangover, and we've got loads and loads and loads of boobs.
Yeah. Why is that?
I don't know. So, Luke, you're not hungover, you know?
I'm not hungover. Luke's definitely more sleepy and tired than me and you.
Refreshing. Nerd.
Loser. It does kind of sound good, but I know it's hoisted.
Ginger vodka refreshing.
Perfectly ready for this one. I'll get you ready.
Take a 800 horsepower supercar, three hours in the Polish countryside.
Luke, I think I'm done with the sofa.
One what? I think I'm done with the hall.
I think I'm done with the kitchen table, fate.
What does this mean? Where's your fucking space suit?