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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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WE WERE ROBBED IN UKRAINE | Tate Confidential Ep 109
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Good one, Man United!
Good shot, Man United!
Good shot, Man United!
Stay confident, Jake Brown.
Stay confident, Jake Brown.
Good shot, Man United!
I don't give a blueberry bacon, fuck!
I don't give a blueberry bacon, fuck!
Andrew, what are you doing man?
I'll go again. I'll go again.
I'll do it again.
I'll do it again, you don't owe me.
I know, we're good, we're good.
I'll do it again. I'll do it again right now.
You have 20 more.
I don't give a blueberry baker's fuck.
I'm gonna get you!
We were running low.
We're not running low at all.
We were running low. We only had 40 balls left.
At the top of it.
We were not running low. We're okay.
We're running low.
We have 40 buckles.
Only... only 40.
Bro, you don't even drink champagne. You don't drink it.
you Vodka I don't know. I don't know. I don't know He doesn't even know the prices I know. What the fuck?
Oh, I know. More?
More? More?
More booze! Happy birthday!
I'm saving my face!
I don't believe in myself that I'm holding on.
You're a force to be reckoned with.
And you're a force to be reckoned with.
You're a force to be reckoned with.
I don't believe in myself that I'm holding on.
We're like fire, they're like fire.
We're the ones who light up the lights.
I'm a force to be reckoned with.
Hello?
Hello?
I'm just gonna do it, I can't do it.
I'm not the captain. What do you mean?
I'm not the captain. What does it say on my hat?
I don't know. Tristan, why is the ship wet? Why?
You're the captain. Because it's raining.
How do we solve this problem?
I'm not afraid of the rain. I'll sail through anything.
I'm Captain Vladimir Scorpius.
I fear no weather.
Tristan, we need to solve this problem.
It's a big problem. Why?
Because the ship's wet. So?
I don't think you're supposed to be wet.
You're going to be wet in a second when I throw you in the fucking ocean.
Man overboard. Oh yeah, we'll be turning around to the rest of you.
I saw my first light tower.
Lighthouse! Lighthouse!
It's one of those light bulb buildings!
Show me your flashlight!
Have you ever seen a lighter?
There it is!
My first light tower!
Stop saying that!
You take him everywhere.
You take me everywhere, motherfucker.
Hey, hey, hey, y'all see ya, sir.
Take that out.
Shake Sullivan in the house.
Yes, sir.
So she followed him.
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Yeah, it's an interesting situation, right?
I'm gonna get a little bit of a kick out of it.
It's 7 a.m.
There's no emergency.
There was an emergency. What's the emergency this time, huh?
What? A bunch of pretty Ukrainian girls tried to rob us.
Tried and failed.
Ah, so this is an actual emergency.
The girls you had on the couch here tried to rob us.
Yeah, the three girls I had last night tried to rob us, basically.
The thing is about this, look.
Pirates. No offense, Justin.
Justin was reveling in their company.
I know Eastern European girls.
You are having the time of your life.
It does look good.
Yeah. Now, I know, I know Ukraine.
So Tig was here, who speaks Russian, naturally.
So they all went to the bathroom.
I was like, you know what, Tig? I don't trust these hoes.
Can you just please go and listen to these girls for me?
So he goes over to the bathroom, blah, blah, blah.
He comes back and goes, you know what?
These girls talk about, oh, these guys have money.
These guys, they look rich.
We need to get some money from these guys, blah, blah, blah.
So I thought, okay, straight up gold diggers.
So we immediately get super suspicious.
Then Detective Sterling.
On the case. Because one of them was super tired.
And I said, yo, go lay her down in my room.
Sure, like dickhead.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
So, Sterling goes upstairs when they're trying to put a girl to bed in my room.
And he sees them all one floor up coming down from his room.
Goes all the way up and finds one of them.
There's nothing up there but a billion table.
A billion table, yeah. My stuff.
And he finds one of them with her phone flashlight on going through his bed.
They're like, hmm, a little bit suspicious.
So he comes downstairs and the best part of the story is this.
In most groups of dudes, if a guy comes downstairs, hey, Justin, your girl's going to do my bag.
This bitch is a thief.
Some guys would be like, I don't know, once you go through your bag, bro, leave your girl alone, blah, blah, blah.
I know Sterling was telling the truth.
I instantly know that this girl was literally going through his bag.
So they come down and I said, okay, good girls, you better get the fuck out.
I will look through your bag first.
And after I look through your bag, you can get the fuck out.
So I look at one of their bags.
Who is it? Tig's just like, are you sure you want to search for a bear?
I'm like, look, she's wearing almost nothing.
I'm going to fucking put my hand up her pussy.
Like, I can see there's nothing in her bag.
So the girls all leave, but they leave their fucking cell phone on the table and a set of keys.
So I quickly switch the phone to fucking airplane mode and hide it underneath the back in the bathroom back here.
Doorbell rings five minutes later.
I said, Tig, that's going to be the girls asking for their fucking phone.
They answer the door.
They come here. Blah, blah, blah, telephone.
Tig's like, yep, that's what they wanted.
So Tig literally told him, who's G, by the way, he's not here.
He literally told him, you girls are thieves and you're searching through our house.
You're not allowed to come in here and look through our house anymore.
There's no more searching through our house because you girls are thieves.
The security guard for the house is standing there with him, by the way.
He says, some fat dude.
I'm telling you they're not allowed in.
And they're like, oh no, we need our phone.
So I said, you know, Tig, call the fucking police.
Because I know the Eastern European police.
So when the police get called, the one who was caught looking through Sterling's bag vanishes.
She fucking goes.
She knows. She knows the drill and leaves the house.
The other two...
The one whose phone is missing and the one who may have been innocent in all crimes is standing here hoping through this phone.
And the Eastern European police come.
One of them is fucking smoking hot.
So Stormy goes outside and tries to flirt with her.
It doesn't speak a word in English. Nice.
Great attempt. Good attempt.
You gotta try. And they just, without anything being said, these European police literally shackle these bitches' hands behind their back and take them off the property.
In England or America, they would have handcuffed us and let the girls search through the house because they're missing property.
That's true. So anyway, the girls leave.
We smash their phone to pieces.
What iPhone is this? Really? What kind of iPhone is this?
It's a broken iPhone. I think so.
I think you're right. I can see it. Oh, sorry.
No, wait, wait, wait. Let me take it. One more time, one more time.
Ah, fuck. It's burning my hand.
Can I... Can I... Yeah.
It's broken. It's broken.
It looks broken to me. Three dollars, huh?
You had won the fucking Super Bowl.
You scored a touchdown.
No, no. The exact line was, he was like, oh, so what kind of...
I said, look, I'll show you what kind of film we got.
A broken one.
And I smashed it across the floor.
Then I got to pick it up and burn my head.
It's so fucked up. I don't know what happened.
So the phone gets smashed to pieces.
The girls get kicked the fuck out.
And the mule jumps in the swimming pool with our clothes on.
Everybody goes. Yeah.
Win-win. So that's what happened.
I'm a widower. Let's go home to Romania.
No, where everyone's scared of us.
No. But then you wouldn't have adventures like this, Andrew.
I'm going to go upstairs and look at my thing.
My stuff's missing. I'm going to be pissed.
Those three little retards.
I need to talk. Not once!
And then I walked into Andrew's room about two times.
I'm laying in my room. Mosquitoes are biting my wrists and ankles.
I don't know why. Because it's got a big veranda.
I left it open the first night. Mosquitoes are eating me.
What the fuck are you doing in my room?
I was like, Andrew, just let me lay down, please.
I'm going to sleep in Andrew's room.
Yeah. And now, we're in an emergency room.
Alright, this was an actual emergency.
I think this is the first emergency in probably the last, what, 100 emergency meetings?
They're all emergencies. No, they're not.
Well, look, in my defense, I am new to the emergency meetings.
So I didn't know that I was calling it wrong.
No, it's these!
This is a good emergency meeting.
This wasn't a real emergency, wasn't it?
Yeah. Wait, so Justin, what happened with your shoes?
You jumped in the pool and you said, put your shoes on.
They're soaking wet. They're the only ones I can go shoot in.
Yeah. A little bit wet. Wait, aren't they supposed to be dry though?
Yeah. You know what?
You know what though? If you were there, you'd have seen that I did not even think about jumping in the pool behind my friend.
You don't hang your friends out to dry, even if it fucks you.
Bless another day. Have fun?
Yeah, fuck off. I was getting those shoes so wet, mate.
Mr. Wet Shoe. Kind of.
AK or AR? It has to be AR, I think, but neither.
Neither is the correct answer.
AR. This is from the AK, I'm from the AR. It's all good.
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