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Plane Talk
00:14:24
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| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, get jammed! | |
| 9! | |
| Control and retain! | |
| Control and retain! | |
| I think I'm gonna take that. | |
| So it's cancelled. It's cancelled. | |
| We drunk loads of booze and we're supposed to be leaving today to drive around. | |
| But Luke's family. | |
| But Luke's family, the French, have said that we're not allowed to leave the country. | |
| I don't know how. They must have seen from the social media, knew we were all coming, and they've canceled it. | |
| We're not allowed to cross the EuroTunnel. | |
| I'm literally depressed. That was our plan for the next two weeks. | |
| So now what the fuck do we do? | |
| I was looking so forward. | |
| And now we're in Luton. | |
| We're in Luton, mate. The worst place in the world. | |
| Where depressed people are meant to be, though. | |
| I feel at home here. The universe has returned us to our original place. | |
| Our base state of existence. | |
| Being in Luton. We're supposed to go Ibiza. | |
| What Jay should do... | |
| Is there any way you can put all the cars on a plane? | |
| There's no point in flying cars to Ibiza, is there? | |
| You got your Jett contacts, Colin. | |
| We're the Jett guys. I'm ****ing myself. | |
| Can I even say that on YouTube? Or do they have to bleep that out? | |
| Anyway, it's gonna happen. | |
| This is the last one. Nice. | |
| The last one. Because there's never gonna be a camera ever again, is there? | |
| The French are ****ing. The French are ****ing. | |
| They know about us. They don't want us to come. | |
| It's because last time we had too much fun in France. | |
| The last time we all got arrested for speeding that guy up. | |
| Yeah. So now the French don't want our trip to go. | |
| Apparently for no reason he smashed Jay's windscreen in. | |
| Jay's another guy who we're driving with. | |
| Smashed his windscreen in and then all the guys got out and jumped in and then smashed his house up. | |
| Then they tried to pull a gun and they took the gun off of him. | |
| Yeah. So it turns out the English have beaten the French once again. | |
| It's true. It's 1815 all over again. | |
| And Trashman got disarmed and got his house smashed up. | |
| Yeah. He basically surrendered. | |
| Call Jay, put him in touch with our jet people and see if we can get planes to bring the cars and the people in. | |
| Maybe we don't need cars. Maybe we all just need to fly to Ibiza and get drunk. | |
| Maybe we need to get a plane, charter a plane, get all the cannon run guys, get them on the plane, start boozing, teach Luke a lesson, and then go to Ibiza and just go. | |
| Call Jay, put him in touch with our jet ride and make it happen. | |
| I'm depressed. Fucking should be. | |
| It's going off. It's going off, isn't it? | |
| It's going off, it's going off. | |
| Cannon run air flying out of London big and hell. | |
| done IB forgot it boxed Andrew what's happening? So we weren't supposed to go on the run and then we | |
| We talked about planes and now I suggest some planes. | |
| We have a plane. A plane has been charged, an individual plane for everyone on the canyon. | |
| And we're gone, Toby. You can't just get a plane. | |
| You can, you just buy a plane. If you buy a plane, say hi, I've got 150 people, give me a plane. | |
| You just spend on some money. What do you mean you just got a plane? | |
| We've got a plane. Is that one? | |
| No. That's just everyone's staff, everyone's parking the cars, and we're going to fly to a beach. | |
| Can I ask you a question? Yeah. | |
| If you cut out the driving of this trip, what's left? | |
| Just the boozing. | |
| Can't drink or drive, can you? | |
| I'm super excited. | |
| You can drink and fly. | |
| I'm not really excited. I am excited. | |
| I'm going to land the swamp. | |
| But it might get really, really nasty. | |
| Now you'll be alright. You're alright. | |
| I love the cat and run. | |
| Can you say that now? | |
| Yeah. You just wait. I'm gonna make you hate booze. | |
| Right now it's just coffee and nice music. | |
| I'm super excited I'm so excited! | |
| so | |
| oh really and the weather in ibiza is just as fucked as is here apparently We have a giant speaker. | |
| We have a giant speaker. We're on a plane, and everyone's already driving. | |
| We haven't even taken off yet. | |
| We're going to be fair! | |
| It's gonna get really rolling off. | |
| Yeah, it's gonna go beyond five. | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, get jammed! | |
| Ay ay ay, what you got for me? | |
| Some of you are just sipping. | |
| Go round and check, Jake. | |
| Go round and check. Who's going to get fired? | |
| Who's going to get fired? We've been in training for this Luke! | |
| We've been training! | |
| We're coming again! | |
| Where are we going again? | |
| We're fucking going again! | |
| Oh, we're going again. | |
| Who fucking asked that stupid question? | |
| You know, you'll have to take them back to the old camp road! | |
| Ready! Steady! | |
| Knock it back! | |
| Knock it back! Keep an eye on him! | |
| Keep an eye on him! Keep on him! | |
| Keep on him! Keep on him! Keep on him! Keep on him! | |
| There you go! | |
| Upside door! No, no, no! | |
| We're still going! | |
| We're still going! Welcome to the real world, Luke. | |
| This is the real world. | |
| One round to go after this. | |
| Lose Aikido. | |
| I'm good. | |
| Shit. Luke, we've been preparing. | |
| Imagine if we've never trained you at all to do this shit. | |
| You've died. Americans can't drink. | |
| They need to be trained. We've come to Europe. | |
| We've been teaching it. We've just got to fucking neck it, neck it, neck it, neck it. | |
| Americans think having two beers is like a drink at night out. | |
| Fuck, they can't drink at all. | |
| Why are you making an extinction? | |
| The jet is the sale of one and a half million quid. | |
| You're being taken by the jet! | |
| Should we buy the jet? | |
| Right, Tate, you've heard it from everybody, don't buy the jet. | |
| You're all about to stop the sale. | |
| This is the man that will stop the sale. | |
| Buying the jet, Canon 121 is not enough. | |
| Peer pressure, it's peer pressure. | |
| It is peer pressure. He's going to peer pressure me in to buy a fucking plane, which I never see, and he'll use his non-stop. | |
| Yes! That's what's going to happen. | |
| Peer pressure. Are you ready? | |
| Take. Ready. Right. Go. | |
| The problem with these is they only pour as fast as they can. | |
| It's going to be a draw. | |
| It's going to be a draw. | |
| What are we all? | |
| Yeah, it doesn't look good. Buying jets, booze, all the time. | |
| Buying jets and booze. | |
| I don't know. Buying jets and booze. | |
| That's what this is, isn't it? I don't know. | |
| Nothing listens. Nothing doesn't listen. | |
| I was going to stand up the whole time. | |
| Yes! We're bad for each other. | |
| Trust me, you don't want this to break. | |
| I am working on behalf of Jay Cannon, who's given me the authority to bust people around. | |
| Now! I don't give a fuck what you're doing. | |
| I don't give a fuck if you need to piss. | |
| We are landing right now. | |
| So just get in the seat. | |
| We all have to sit down. | |
| There's no way around it. | |
| The air storages have insisted, but they said I'm scarier than them. | |
| So they've given me the job of telling everyone to sit down, take your seats, and we're landing, and you can take a piss at Ibiza in about 10 minutes time. | |
| We're not kids, not children. | |
| Told you! | |
| You're the best! | |
| Thank you! | |
| You're the best! | |
| Thank you! | |
| You're the best! | |
| Thank you! | |
| You're the best! | |
| Thank you! | |
| You're the best! | |
| Thank you! | |
| You're the best! | |
| Thank you! | |
| You're the best! | |
| Thank you! | |
| You're the best! | |
| Thank you! | |
| a threat of | |
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| a video on the new PayPal account. I'm going to be doing a video on the new PayPal account. | |
| I'm going to be doing a video on the new PayPal account. I'm going to be doing a video on the new PayPal account. I'm going to be doing a video on the new PayPal account. I'm going Ah! Oh no! Oh! | |
| Wait, he has to drink all of it! | |
| Salad? So what happened to the car rally? | |
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Time Got Away
00:00:11
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| What happened? We started boozing. | |
| Time just kind of got away from us. | |
| We just like teleported. | |