And just look, the snow looks nice in a giant mansion.
Our life is good.
It is actually good. Why do we always talk about killing ourselves?
I don't know. Maybe we need more time in the jacuzzi and more snow.
Alright guys, we got whiskey.
I'm depressed. Nah, we could just kill ourselves.
Luke says life's good and he wants to drink loads of whiskey.
Yeah. I never said that.
Luke said, I want to drink as much whiskey as I can.
I was wrong. Life's not good.
He did say that. I was wrong.
I was wrong. Take off and enjoy.
I was wrong. It was good.
It was. How long inside of the pool do you think it would take for me to die?
15 minutes. You think only 15?
It is kind of frozen over.
It's cold for you. It is cold for you.
I can do, like, put an actual frozen on the top ice, though.
I don't know. 15 minutes.
It depends. It becomes like you get used to it, doesn't it?
There's literally ice on the pool.
I know. The pool's literally frozen over like an ice lake.
I know. And Tristan keeps saying, a vulnerable snowman something.
The snowman? Who are you?
Well, booze keeps you warm.
Booze doesn't keep you warm.
It does. That's not real.
I've had a lot of booze, haven't I? You can't drink loads of booze and jump in frozen pools.
That's not safe. What's wrong with it?
Don't get in there.
Why? It's minus five outside.
I know. You can see it.
You can see the shark.
And my dick is going to look so small on camera.
Do ice pool Aikido.
It's bigger than this, I swear.
Ice kolakido. Never been done before.
It's usually very big. It's never been done before.
I promise. Invented.
Just a bit of an ice cold after this.
I've had quite a few messages today from people who are depressed.
So I decided to make them feel better by highlighting my fantastic life in my mansion with my million dollars worth of cars, smoking my cojito and the capris.
So let me make something clear to you.
I don't believe in depression.
Don't message me about depression because I don't believe in it.
If you're asleep in your bed in the middle of the night and you hear a noise and you believe in ghosts, now you're afraid.
But if you don't believe in ghosts, ah, it's the wind and you go back to sleep.
You give the ghosts power by believing in them.
Your house is only haunted if you believe in ghosts.
Belief is a powerful thing.
If I were to stand in front of you, and I were to tell you that I could punch you as hard as I can in your sternum, and I could fracture it and send a splinter into your heart, would you allow me to try?
You wouldn't because you know I believe I can.
I believe I can hurt any man on the planet.
And that's why people are afraid of me.
And you believe depression is a crippling disease.
And that's why you're afraid of it.
I don't believe in depression.
I cannot be depressed.
That's why everything you're messaging me is bullshit.
Imagine a man who owns a casino.
So obviously you're going to be a bit intimidated by the man who owns a casino.
What kind of friends does he have to own a casino?
Now imagine a man who owns 15 casinos.
And imagine said man was a retired four-time kickboxing world champion.
Good shot there from Tate!
I told you this kid is dangerous!
He bought in the ring last month after smoking cigars kicked the fuck out of someone's fun.
Imagine said man had 10 million dollars worth of cars, 16 supercars.
Imagine this man living in Romania.
A mafia-infested country, he just rolls up, he's respected by everyone, he goes where he wants, does what he wants, fuck what he wants, no one fucking talks to him.
No one touches him.
Big G. Imagine this man is gonna teach you how the world works.
Are you ignorant enough to sit there and think that this individual Doesn't know something about life that you don't know?
Imagine this man was a certified pimp.
Had over 75 women make him 10 million dollars online.
Imagine you knew a man with beautiful women in the webcam game.
Bitcoins on the blockchain.
And imagine this man said, look, I know something about the world you don't know.
Are you stupid enough to not listen to said individual?
If when I was broke, I met a casino-owning, pimp, world champion kickboxer who's affiliated up to the highest possible levels.
I'm talking about 10 passports.
Political friends.
Political. Fuck the mafia shit.
Because the real mafia are the politics anyway.
And he said, I'm gonna teach you about life.
I'm gonna allow you to join my network.
I'm gonna give you the blueprint to absolute freedom.
You know what I would do? I'd fucking listen.
If Mike Tyson tries to teach you how to throw a punch, you pay attention.
Do not DM me any more stupid fucking questions.
If you're serious about your life and you're serious about learning from me, you just DM me, I want to learn.
That's it. Are you made of booze?
Everything is water, including water.
I think he is made of boobs.
Nice Puaikido.
That must be horrible.
How cold? From a scale of 1 to 10?
Tristan, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
This is bullshit, Tristan.
Why did we put this? What is this for?
I think I know of it. It's an emergency meeting alarm.
An emergency meeting alarm.
I had it installed. Why?
So when we meet emergency meetings, there's an alarm throughout the whole house.
No more sleeping. No more always in bed.
No. The alarm goes off.
And you have to attend the emergency meeting.
All times. Day or night.
Personally, I like it.
I think it's a great emergency. No, it's loud and annoying.
It's an emergency. It is an emergency.
What's the emergency? How is it an emergency if you're just having a nice massage?
Listen. I'm having a massage and a smoke.
How's that emergency? That's an emergency.
We are running low on cigarillos.
We're running low on cigars.
We need to go to the cigar store.
I've also decided to cover my Hublot in diamonds.
That was an emergency. See?
Okay. So, we've got things to discuss.
It's a real-life emergency. Real-life emergency.
The fastest car in the world, the Bugatti Chiron, is on the way, but then the fastest car ever from a quarter mile, the 765LT, is on the way, and my Hublots get covered in diamonds, and I'm having a massage, and I'm smoking my premium Cuban tobacco inside of my cigar lounge in my house.
It's an emergency.
And crypto keeps going up, and no matter how much money I spend, I keep getting richer.
I looked at the price of covering my watch in diamonds, and I was like...
That was my actual reply.
I was in the jeweler saying, I would like to completely cover my Hublot, my extremely extensive watch in diamonds.
And they were like, and they went away and they came back and they kind of showed me the price.
And I was like, that was my exact one.
I was like, you can do it.
Take them off and do it again.
I'll pay double. What the fuck is it?
Tristan, money's no longer real.
Numbers no longer make, numbers don't mean anything.
1,000, 10,000, 50,000.
Nothing matters anymore.
The numbers don't matter, do they? We're trillionaires!
We are trillionaires.
Robe trillionaires. Official of the world's first trillionaires.
That's what we are trillionaires. We're trillionaires.
Robe trillionaires. That's a real thing.
Robe trillionaires. I need my robe.
When I get my robe, then it's official.
Road trillionaires. So we're trillionaires.
It's real. Money isn't real anymore.
I'm covering my watch in diamonds.
It's an emergency. We now have an emergency meeting alarm.
I've also decided I want to change the entire house and make it look more like a gothic castle.
Wait, what? I'm down.
Gothic castle? I said that.
We need to do that. That needs to happen.
Yeah. I've also decided we should go to Las Vegas.
Alright, let's go. This all happened just now.
So we have an emergency meeting button and a bunch of things have all changed.
Yeah, there were emergencies. Wanting to go to Las Vegas to gamble.
That's an emergency if you're gambling. Las Vegas, I'm taking $200,000.
I'm gonna become richer than ever.
A double trillionaire.
Nice. So where am I navigating to?
Where am I going? Well, I decided to make our house look more like a castle.
Okay. And I got the quote for it, which was ridiculous.
Okay. I'm still gonna do it.
But then I thought, if I have this kind of money, why don't I just buy a castle?
So I found a house that's kind of castle-y.
I don't want to buy a house. A castle-y house?
Yeah, I don't want to buy a house. In Bucharest?
Tristan, you don't understand.
What don't I understand? I'm rich-rich.
I buy houses at a whim.
I know we're rich. No, no.
You don't know. I'm about to teach you.
Bro, I saw the Bears dance.
I'm convinced. Yep.
You didn't see the Bears dance? The Bears danced.
So we're going to go buy a house.
Maybe. I don't know. We're going to look at it.
Maybe it's worth three million or whatever.
One million, three million, two million, one million.
What's three million to a motherfucker like me?
Yeah, one trash coin.
Quite a bit. Fiat. Fiat's not even real money.
Yeah. They don't even want Bitcoin. They only print it.
Like a good percentage of your money.
Well, like what? Well, like 1%.
I'm a trillionaire.
I am.
He is a rogue trillionaire. You might not notice because he doesn't have the robe on right now.
But I'm still a rogue trillionaire. He's still a rogue trillionaire.
Just seems to have forgotten This is actually a castle No, this is a very nice house. Castle House.
If you put the Bugatti Shiro on here, you've got the ultimate house.
Do you know what this is? I do.
I thought something I've been developing. It's Castle House Aikido.