Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - I'M BUYING A CASTLE | Tate Confidential Ep. 89
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 12:15


=== Warm While It's Cold Outside (02:25) ===

[00:00:00]  It's the murderous meeting hall.
[00:00:08]  more.
[00:00:09]  An emergency meeting in a long time.
[00:00:11]  Control and retain!
[00:00:13]  Control and retain!
[00:00:24]  They call for a check round.
[00:00:30]  Control and retain!
[00:00:31]  Our life is good.
[00:00:46]  It is good. Why?
[00:00:48]  Right now, we are in a jacuzzi.
[00:00:51]  Warm, while it's cold outside.
[00:00:53]  And just look, the snow looks nice in a giant mansion.
[00:00:58]  Our life is good.
[00:00:59]  It is actually good. Why do we always talk about killing ourselves?
[00:01:02]  I don't know. Maybe we need more time in the jacuzzi and more snow.
[00:01:07]  Alright guys, we got whiskey.
[00:01:09]  I'm depressed. Nah, we could just kill ourselves.
[00:01:12]  Luke says life's good and he wants to drink loads of whiskey.
[00:01:14]  Yeah. I never said that.
[00:01:15]  Luke said, I want to drink as much whiskey as I can.
[00:01:18]  I was wrong. Life's not good.
[00:01:20]  He did say that. I was wrong.
[00:01:22]  I was wrong. Take off and enjoy.
[00:01:24]  I was wrong. It was good.
[00:01:27]  It was. How long inside of the pool do you think it would take for me to die?
[00:01:35]  15 minutes. You think only 15?
[00:01:36]  It is kind of frozen over.
[00:01:38]  It's cold for you. It is cold for you.
[00:01:41]  I can do, like, put an actual frozen on the top ice, though.
[00:01:45]  I don't know. 15 minutes.
[00:01:48]  It depends. It becomes like you get used to it, doesn't it?
[00:01:51]  There's literally ice on the pool.
[00:01:52]  I know. The pool's literally frozen over like an ice lake.
[00:01:54]  I know. And Tristan keeps saying, a vulnerable snowman something.
[00:01:58]  The snowman? Who are you?
[00:02:00]  Well, booze keeps you warm.
[00:02:02]  Booze doesn't keep you warm.
[00:02:03]  It does. That's not real.
[00:02:04]  I've had a lot of booze, haven't I? You can't drink loads of booze and jump in frozen pools.
[00:02:09]  That's not safe. What's wrong with it?
[00:02:15]  Don't get in there.
[00:02:19]  Why? It's minus five outside.
[00:02:21]  I know. You can see it.
[00:02:24]  You can see the shark.

=== Imagine This Man (05:20) ===

[00:02:25]  And my dick is going to look so small on camera.
[00:02:28]  Do ice pool Aikido.
[00:02:29]  It's bigger than this, I swear.
[00:02:34]  Ice kolakido. Never been done before.
[00:02:37]  It's usually very big. It's never been done before.
[00:02:39]  I promise. Invented.
[00:02:40]  Just a bit of an ice cold after this.
[00:02:42]  I've had quite a few messages today from people who are depressed.
[00:03:06]  So I decided to make them feel better by highlighting my fantastic life in my mansion with my million dollars worth of cars, smoking my cojito and the capris.
[00:03:14]  So let me make something clear to you.
[00:03:16]  I don't believe in depression.
[00:03:19]  Don't message me about depression because I don't believe in it.
[00:03:22]  If you're asleep in your bed in the middle of the night and you hear a noise and you believe in ghosts, now you're afraid.
[00:03:28]  But if you don't believe in ghosts, ah, it's the wind and you go back to sleep.
[00:03:32]  You give the ghosts power by believing in them.
[00:03:35]  Your house is only haunted if you believe in ghosts.
[00:03:39]  Belief is a powerful thing.
[00:03:41]  If I were to stand in front of you, and I were to tell you that I could punch you as hard as I can in your sternum, and I could fracture it and send a splinter into your heart, would you allow me to try?
[00:03:55]  You wouldn't because you know I believe I can.
[00:03:58]  I believe I can hurt any man on the planet.
[00:04:00]  And that's why people are afraid of me.
[00:04:03]  And you believe depression is a crippling disease.
[00:04:05]  And that's why you're afraid of it.
[00:04:07]  I don't believe in depression.
[00:04:09]  I cannot be depressed.
[00:04:12]  That's why everything you're messaging me is bullshit.
[00:04:20]  Imagine a man who owns a casino.
[00:04:28]  So obviously you're going to be a bit intimidated by the man who owns a casino.
[00:04:31]  What kind of friends does he have to own a casino?
[00:04:33]  Now imagine a man who owns 15 casinos.
[00:04:36]  And imagine said man was a retired four-time kickboxing world champion.
[00:04:40]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:04:42]  I told you this kid is dangerous!
[00:04:44]  He bought in the ring last month after smoking cigars kicked the fuck out of someone's fun.
[00:04:48]  Imagine said man had 10 million dollars worth of cars, 16 supercars.
[00:04:53]  Imagine this man living in Romania.
[00:04:56]  A mafia-infested country, he just rolls up, he's respected by everyone, he goes where he wants, does what he wants, fuck what he wants, no one fucking talks to him.
[00:05:02]  No one touches him.
[00:05:04]  Big G. Imagine this man is gonna teach you how the world works.
[00:05:10]  Are you ignorant enough to sit there and think that this individual Doesn't know something about life that you don't know?
[00:05:17]  Imagine this man was a certified pimp.
[00:05:21]  Had over 75 women make him 10 million dollars online.
[00:05:26]  Imagine you knew a man with beautiful women in the webcam game.
[00:05:31]  Bitcoins on the blockchain.
[00:05:34]  And imagine this man said, look, I know something about the world you don't know.
[00:05:40]  Are you stupid enough to not listen to said individual?
[00:05:44]  If when I was broke, I met a casino-owning, pimp, world champion kickboxer who's affiliated up to the highest possible levels.
[00:05:53]  I'm talking about 10 passports.
[00:05:55]  Political friends.
[00:05:57]  Political. Fuck the mafia shit.
[00:06:00]  Because the real mafia are the politics anyway.
[00:06:02]  And he said, I'm gonna teach you about life.
[00:06:04]  I'm gonna allow you to join my network.
[00:06:07]  I'm gonna give you the blueprint to absolute freedom.
[00:06:10]  You know what I would do? I'd fucking listen.
[00:06:13]  If Mike Tyson tries to teach you how to throw a punch, you pay attention.
[00:06:17]  Do not DM me any more stupid fucking questions.
[00:06:21]  If you're serious about your life and you're serious about learning from me, you just DM me, I want to learn.
[00:06:28]  That's it. Are you made of booze?
[00:07:04]  Everything is water, including water.
[00:07:07]  I think he is made of boobs.
[00:07:09]  Nice Puaikido.
[00:07:20]  That must be horrible.
[00:07:22]  How cold? From a scale of 1 to 10?
[00:07:25]  Tristan, what the fuck is this?
[00:07:35]  What the fuck is this?
[00:07:41]  This is bullshit, Tristan.
[00:07:43]  Why did we put this? What is this for?

=== Emergency Meeting Alarm (04:29) ===

[00:07:45]  I think I know of it. It's an emergency meeting alarm.
[00:08:01]  An emergency meeting alarm.
[00:08:02]  I had it installed. Why?
[00:08:04]  So when we meet emergency meetings, there's an alarm throughout the whole house.
[00:08:08]  No more sleeping. No more always in bed.
[00:08:11]  No. The alarm goes off.
[00:08:12]  And you have to attend the emergency meeting.
[00:08:14]  All times. Day or night.
[00:08:17]  Personally, I like it.
[00:08:19]  I think it's a great emergency. No, it's loud and annoying.
[00:08:22]  It's an emergency. It is an emergency.
[00:08:24]  What's the emergency? How is it an emergency if you're just having a nice massage?
[00:08:27]  Listen. I'm having a massage and a smoke.
[00:08:30]  How's that emergency? That's an emergency.
[00:08:33]  We are running low on cigarillos.
[00:08:34]  We're running low on cigars.
[00:08:36]  We need to go to the cigar store.
[00:08:37]  I've also decided to cover my Hublot in diamonds.
[00:08:42]  That was an emergency. See?
[00:08:44]  Okay. So, we've got things to discuss.
[00:08:46]  It's a real-life emergency. Real-life emergency.
[00:08:48]  The fastest car in the world, the Bugatti Chiron, is on the way, but then the fastest car ever from a quarter mile, the 765LT, is on the way, and my Hublots get covered in diamonds, and I'm having a massage, and I'm smoking my premium Cuban tobacco inside of my cigar lounge in my house.
[00:09:02]  It's an emergency.
[00:09:04]  And crypto keeps going up, and no matter how much money I spend, I keep getting richer.
[00:09:07]  I looked at the price of covering my watch in diamonds, and I was like...
[00:09:11]  That was my actual reply.
[00:09:13]  I was in the jeweler saying, I would like to completely cover my Hublot, my extremely extensive watch in diamonds.
[00:09:20]  And they were like, and they went away and they came back and they kind of showed me the price.
[00:09:24]  And I was like, that was my exact one.
[00:09:28]  I was like, you can do it.
[00:09:29]  Take them off and do it again.
[00:09:32]  I'll pay double. What the fuck is it?
[00:09:35]  Tristan, money's no longer real.
[00:09:37]  Numbers no longer make, numbers don't mean anything.
[00:09:40]  1,000, 10,000, 50,000.
[00:09:45]  Nothing matters anymore.
[00:09:46]  The numbers don't matter, do they? We're trillionaires!
[00:09:48]  We are trillionaires.
[00:09:50]  Robe trillionaires. Official of the world's first trillionaires.
[00:09:53]  That's what we are trillionaires. We're trillionaires.
[00:09:54]  Robe trillionaires. That's a real thing.
[00:09:56]  Robe trillionaires. I need my robe.
[00:09:58]  When I get my robe, then it's official.
[00:10:00]  Road trillionaires. So we're trillionaires.
[00:10:02]  It's real. Money isn't real anymore.
[00:10:04]  I'm covering my watch in diamonds.
[00:10:06]  It's an emergency. We now have an emergency meeting alarm.
[00:10:08]  I've also decided I want to change the entire house and make it look more like a gothic castle.
[00:10:15]  Wait, what? I'm down.
[00:10:17]  Gothic castle? I said that.
[00:10:18]  We need to do that. That needs to happen.
[00:10:21]  Yeah. I've also decided we should go to Las Vegas.
[00:10:23]  Alright, let's go. This all happened just now.
[00:10:33]  So we have an emergency meeting button and a bunch of things have all changed.
[00:10:36]  Yeah, there were emergencies. Wanting to go to Las Vegas to gamble.
[00:10:39]  That's an emergency if you're gambling. Las Vegas, I'm taking $200,000.
[00:10:43]  I'm gonna become richer than ever.
[00:10:45]  A double trillionaire.
[00:10:48]  Nice. So where am I navigating to?
[00:10:53]  Where am I going? Well, I decided to make our house look more like a castle.
[00:10:57]  Okay. And I got the quote for it, which was ridiculous.
[00:11:00]  Okay. I'm still gonna do it.
[00:11:02]  But then I thought, if I have this kind of money, why don't I just buy a castle?
[00:11:06]  So I found a house that's kind of castle-y.
[00:11:08]  I don't want to buy a house. A castle-y house?
[00:11:10]  Yeah, I don't want to buy a house. In Bucharest?
[00:11:12]  Tristan, you don't understand.
[00:11:15]  What don't I understand? I'm rich-rich.
[00:11:17]  I buy houses at a whim.
[00:11:19]  I know we're rich. No, no.
[00:11:20]  You don't know. I'm about to teach you.
[00:11:22]  Bro, I saw the Bears dance.
[00:11:24]  I'm convinced. Yep.
[00:11:25]  You didn't see the Bears dance? The Bears danced.
[00:11:27]  So we're going to go buy a house.
[00:11:28]  Maybe. I don't know. We're going to look at it.
[00:11:29]  Maybe it's worth three million or whatever.
[00:11:32]  One million, three million, two million, one million.
[00:11:36]  What's three million to a motherfucker like me?
[00:11:38]  Yeah, one trash coin.
[00:11:39]  Quite a bit. Fiat. Fiat's not even real money.
[00:11:41]  Yeah. They don't even want Bitcoin. They only print it.
[00:11:43]  Like a good percentage of your money.
[00:11:45]  Well, like what? Well, like 1%.
[00:11:46]  I'm a trillionaire.
[00:11:49]  I am.
[00:11:50]  He is a rogue trillionaire. You might not notice because he doesn't have the robe on right now.
[00:11:53]  But I'm still a rogue trillionaire. He's still a rogue trillionaire.
[00:11:56]  Just seems to have forgotten This is actually a castle No, this is a very nice house. Castle House.
[00:12:06]  If you put the Bugatti Shiro on here, you've got the ultimate house.
[00:12:11]  Do you know what this is? I do.
[00:12:13]  I thought something I've been developing. It's Castle House Aikido.