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We need pancakes.
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That's the worst commercial media ever.
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Good will never change!
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Good will never change!
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They come and they take back everything.
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Good will never change!
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Good will never change!
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This is actually a castle.
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No, this is a very nice house. Castle House.
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If you put the Bugatti Shiro on here, you've got the ultimate house.
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Do you know what this is? I do.
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It's something I've been developing. It's Castle House Aikido.
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Castle House Aikido. Never been done before.
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Now we'll wait at the front. What?
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Our house is nice, and it's a million dollars, and it's where millionaires do live, but this is a millionaire's house.
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Yeah, but do I have enough bitches to fill this house?
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Oh, easy. Do you think?
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Easy, bro. I think this house has 34 rooms, though.
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This gate is a little narrow.
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I was thinking the same thing, especially with that little device.
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With these sensors here, open, open, I don't know what cars will fit here, but you'll have to widen that gap.
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Yeah, you'll have to knock it back here. Where?
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I'm not scratching my car. Oh, of course.
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It's not worth it. Even the headache of having to be careful every time.
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Or it does need to widen the gate. I'm a little mad.
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This is a fact of the union. It's awesome.
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Do you know why? Because in 1904, whoever was living here was Captain Romanian moneywags.
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He was, wasn't he? Yeah.
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Past life. Past life.
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Did you know about reincarnation?
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You have to have a garden or do all the flowers.
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Yeah, Rose Garden.
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That is G.
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And if you start picking up a phone number, the phone number is saved.
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The phone number applies, maybe you don't have it in your hand, it's, uh, okay, set it.
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And this is a common practice.
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So this is a B category one.
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This is what we use.
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We call this...
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Thank you.
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Servant entrance. Nice.
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Servant stairs. Yep, servant stairs.
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This would be the office of power.
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This would be the office of power.
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This would be the office. You're going to see the purity of art and amazing.
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There are ears in your apartment.
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There used to be a baroque villa there.
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Something that destroyed it. This must be the place.
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This must be the place.
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What is that?
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That's a parking roof.
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That's a parking roof.
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I just want to go up to the ceiling.
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I hope it's not too much gold for you.
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Never enough gold.
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I really like it.
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It's really gold. Very nice.
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Gold like this. They worked off on three years.
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Two years. It's beautiful.
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There's no possibility for furniture to come in.
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The house is the furniture they had inside the floor.
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They wanted to get rid of it. I'm kind of looking for a house.
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I have to do anything. I think we can provide some, uh, some designers who can run the camera.
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You want a designer here.
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Yeah, so you want all designers to go to the castle.
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So good. They're selling like this, with some furnished.
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Cool. Those girls can buy a castle.
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I did say it.
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So can buy a castle. It's a big deal to prepare gold leaf, right?
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Yes.
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Gold. Gold. Gold.
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Gold?
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Don't do anything else.
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Don't do anything else.
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Gold shawl. Just a moment.
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Fuck.
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I'm a Trillionaire.
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This is perfect.
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Nice. I'm sure I'm on the gazebos.
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Bluebees. I'm sure I'm on the blue man.
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I'm on the gold pool man.
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Gold pool man.
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Yeah, I changed the tiles for golden tiles.
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That would be serious. Need a place for emergency meetings.
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We play smoke and drink.
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Alright, what do we do in our show?
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That is not a game.
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It is a game. Smoke and drink is not a game.
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A game we're all getting very good at.
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The smoke and drink game.
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Like Cuban. You just put 40 bottles of alcohol in the sriracha.
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Why would you order those if that wasn't a game?
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Emergency. Look.
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We need pancakes. We don't.
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That's the worst emergency ever.
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We need pancakes. Can we at least go eat steak?
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No. I found a place...
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I don't care what you found.
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I found a place that sells good pancakes and we can go right now.
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I don't want pancakes. We have millions of dollars.
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Nothing's stopping us. There's nothing stopping us walking in and sitting down having pancakes.
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There's nothing stopping us doing anything!
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I like pancakes. Pancakes.
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Or I can get some girl to come and cook me eggs and bacon.
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And eat eggs and bacon.
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And black coffee. Do they have eggs and bacon at the pancake place?
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I don't want pancakes. So, do you want to go, yes or no?
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No. What rider do you know?
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Go. He got him.
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You said no, didn't you?
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You said no, which means go.
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Yeah, go! Woo!
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Tristan, I'm very excited for pancakes.
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Pancakes are very good. You have to come.
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Roll as a team. I know, I have to go.
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I'm a full grown man. Pancakes.
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I'm excited. Pancakes?
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I don't want pancakes. I eat pancakes and chicken at once.
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It's not revolutionary. That is revolutionary.
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Black people in America, man.
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It's called chicken and waffles. It's the chicken and pancakes.
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Chicken and pancakes. Dickhead.
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They didn't even get pancakes.
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Look at him. Didn't even get pancakes.
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I don't want them. I'm living in a dream.
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So you tell me you don't want pancakes.
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No. You tell me these don't look good.
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It's time to wake up and face the real world.
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What are you talking about? You're living in a fucking dream.
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He is, isn't he? He's inside the matrix.
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He's refusing to wake up and see what's currently in front of his eyes.
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Pass me some. How it makes you feel, that's what it means.
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Exactly. It does make me feel pretty bad.
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I did want some. Don't worry, Tristan, maybe ask me.
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I can pass. I can reach it.
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You have to reach it. Tristan, I can reach this hole.
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I mean, you don't have to get up. I'll have to move it again.
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That's fine. You wouldn't eat your fucking pancakes.
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And you will pay the ultimate price.
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That did happen. This is punishment to me.
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This is punishment. Why do I become a millionaire if you won't eat your fucking pancakes?
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Yeah, keep smoking that Cuban.
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You're going to regret it. We're going to regret it.
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We're going to regret it. I won't.
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Get him with whoopies and boos.
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Whoopies and boos. He's got two things he's not used to.
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His weakness. His weakness. His trip tonight.
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What?
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We're gonna fix the roof.
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Okay.
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I forgot your name, babe.
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But I'm gonna take you home tonight.
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And if it's all the same, babe.
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I promise I'm gonna do you right.
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This party's off the chain, babe.
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I swear that I remember your face, but I forgot your name, babe.
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Sorry baby, I forgot your name.
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What's your name, baby?
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You need to come near.
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I'ma take you home tonight.
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And if it's all the same, babe.
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I promise I'ma do you right.
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This party's off the chain, babe.
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I swear that I remember your face, but I forgot your name, babe.
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Sorry baby, I forgot your name.
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What's your name, baby?
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You need to come near.
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I'ma take you home tonight.
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And if it's all the same, babe.
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I promise I'ma do you right.
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This party's off the chain, babe.
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I'ma take you home tonight.
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And if it's all the same, babe.
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I'ma take you home tonight.
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The club's a little loud, so it's hard to hear.
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I'll drink or have a beer. Well, let's make it fast.
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I ain't buying champagne till I've seen that ass.
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I need to know your name, but it's all the same.
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Too many years I done played in this fucking game.
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I had a lot of love way before the fame.
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I don't feel drained. Every day I make it rain.
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Baby, baby, give me the first and last.
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I got the high-tech.
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I'm a DJ, I'm a tech, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ.
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I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a DJ.
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I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ.
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I'm a DJ.
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Yo.
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What's up?
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I'm gonna burn the whole club down.
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Because Tristan wouldn't need his fucking pancakes.
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Tristan! So they've caught us.
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Police are not there. We have to party silently.
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The police are here. We have to party silently.
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The police are not there. Fine.
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I know enough Romanian.
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I told you, I told you.
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Pull it off.
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Bully Bosh.
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Pull it off.
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Police.
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Okay, I know, but if you just tell them Bully Bosh is a cop.
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I think Bully Bosh is a cop.
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I hear that, and it'll stop.
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I don't know, I don't know.
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I think the, uh, he's not drinking police are here.
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Oh, the Luke's not drinking police are here?
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Yeah, they're here to get Luke.
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Because Luke's not drinking enough food, the police have come.
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Ah, fuck.
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That's what's happening.
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There's one answer, Luke.
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I'm sorry, guys.
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There's only one answer.
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The fucking booze police.
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The booze police. Have they catch me?
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They caught you. We gotta tell them.
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You gotta tell them. Who told them?
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They knew. They watched Pay Confidential.
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It's not here yet.
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They watch it in the future.
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Sit. And they travel back in time.
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To let me know. Because you don't drink.
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Fuck. 26 hours of flying and Luke's saying, oh, the Talos is scared to keep drinking because he has 26 more hours in the sky.
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Luke's challenged you to a booze straightener.
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I've never asked a challenge yet. A booze straightener.
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