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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
11:59
MILLION DOLLAR CASTLE | Tate Confidential Ep. 90
# tristan time travel real estate aikido booze straightener bugatti shiro bully bosh captain romanian moneywags castle house food disputes gold leafed ceilings pay confidential police encounters

Andrew Tate tours his million-dollar "Castle House," boasting 34 rooms, gold-leaf ceilings, and a Bugatti Shiro while debating breakfast choices amidst chaotic party antics. The segment escalates into surreal claims of future police intervention and time travel due to insufficient drinking, culminating in a "booze straightener" challenge after 26 hours of flying. Ultimately, the episode blends opulent displays with absurdity, framing Tate's lifestyle as a deliberate rejection of societal norms through performative excess and anti-establishment humor. [Automatically generated summary]

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Castle House Aikido 00:02:46
We need pancakes.
That's the worst commercial media ever.
Good will never change!
Good will never change!
They come and they take back everything.
Good will never change!
Good will never change!
This is actually a castle.
No, this is a very nice house. Castle House.
If you put the Bugatti Shiro on here, you've got the ultimate house.
Do you know what this is? I do.
It's something I've been developing. It's Castle House Aikido.
Castle House Aikido. Never been done before.
Now we'll wait at the front. What?
Our house is nice, and it's a million dollars, and it's where millionaires do live, but this is a millionaire's house.
Yeah, but do I have enough bitches to fill this house?
Oh, easy. Do you think?
Easy, bro. I think this house has 34 rooms, though.
This gate is a little narrow.
I was thinking the same thing, especially with that little device.
With these sensors here, open, open, I don't know what cars will fit here, but you'll have to widen that gap.
Yeah, you'll have to knock it back here. Where?
I'm not scratching my car. Oh, of course.
It's not worth it. Even the headache of having to be careful every time.
Or it does need to widen the gate. I'm a little mad.
This is a fact of the union. It's awesome.
Do you know why? Because in 1904, whoever was living here was Captain Romanian moneywags.
He was, wasn't he? Yeah.
Past life. Past life.
Did you know about reincarnation?
You have to have a garden or do all the flowers.
Yeah, Rose Garden.
That is G.
And if you start picking up a phone number, the phone number is saved.
The phone number applies, maybe you don't have it in your hand, it's, uh, okay, set it.
And this is a common practice.
So this is a B category one.
This is what we use.
We call this...
Thank you.
Servant entrance. Nice.
Servant stairs. Yep, servant stairs.
This would be the office of power.
This would be the office of power.
Servant Stairs 00:06:41
This would be the office. You're going to see the purity of art and amazing.
There are ears in your apartment.
There used to be a baroque villa there.
Something that destroyed it. This must be the place.
This must be the place.
What is that?
That's a parking roof.
That's a parking roof.
I just want to go up to the ceiling.
I hope it's not too much gold for you.
Never enough gold.
I really like it.
It's really gold. Very nice.
Gold like this. They worked off on three years.
Two years. It's beautiful.
There's no possibility for furniture to come in.
The house is the furniture they had inside the floor.
They wanted to get rid of it. I'm kind of looking for a house.
I have to do anything. I think we can provide some, uh, some designers who can run the camera.
You want a designer here.
Yeah, so you want all designers to go to the castle.
So good. They're selling like this, with some furnished.
Cool. Those girls can buy a castle.
I did say it.
So can buy a castle. It's a big deal to prepare gold leaf, right?
Yes.
Gold. Gold. Gold.
Gold?
Don't do anything else.
Don't do anything else.
Gold shawl. Just a moment.
Fuck.
I'm a Trillionaire.
This is perfect.
Nice. I'm sure I'm on the gazebos.
Bluebees. I'm sure I'm on the blue man.
I'm on the gold pool man.
Gold pool man.
Yeah, I changed the tiles for golden tiles.
That would be serious. Need a place for emergency meetings.
We play smoke and drink.
Alright, what do we do in our show?
That is not a game.
It is a game. Smoke and drink is not a game.
A game we're all getting very good at.
The smoke and drink game.
Like Cuban. You just put 40 bottles of alcohol in the sriracha.
Why would you order those if that wasn't a game?
Emergency. Look.
We need pancakes. We don't.
That's the worst emergency ever.
We need pancakes. Can we at least go eat steak?
No. I found a place...
I don't care what you found.
I found a place that sells good pancakes and we can go right now.
I don't want pancakes. We have millions of dollars.
Nothing's stopping us. There's nothing stopping us walking in and sitting down having pancakes.
There's nothing stopping us doing anything!
I like pancakes. Pancakes.
Or I can get some girl to come and cook me eggs and bacon.
And eat eggs and bacon.
And black coffee. Do they have eggs and bacon at the pancake place?
I don't want pancakes. So, do you want to go, yes or no?
No. What rider do you know?
Go. He got him.
You said no, didn't you?
You said no, which means go.
Yeah, go! Woo!
Tristan, I'm very excited for pancakes.
Pancakes are very good. You have to come.
Roll as a team. I know, I have to go.
I'm a full grown man. Pancakes.
I'm excited. Pancakes?
I don't want pancakes. I eat pancakes and chicken at once.
It's not revolutionary. That is revolutionary.
Black people in America, man.
It's called chicken and waffles. It's the chicken and pancakes.
Chicken and pancakes. Dickhead.
They didn't even get pancakes.
Look at him. Didn't even get pancakes.
I don't want them. I'm living in a dream.
So you tell me you don't want pancakes.
No. You tell me these don't look good.
It's time to wake up and face the real world.
What are you talking about? You're living in a fucking dream.
He is, isn't he? He's inside the matrix.
He's refusing to wake up and see what's currently in front of his eyes.
Pass me some. How it makes you feel, that's what it means.
Exactly. It does make me feel pretty bad.
I did want some. Don't worry, Tristan, maybe ask me.
I can pass. I can reach it.
You have to reach it. Tristan, I can reach this hole.
I mean, you don't have to get up. I'll have to move it again.
That's fine. You wouldn't eat your fucking pancakes.
And you will pay the ultimate price.
That did happen. This is punishment to me.
This is punishment. Why do I become a millionaire if you won't eat your fucking pancakes?
Yeah, keep smoking that Cuban.
You're going to regret it. We're going to regret it.
We're going to regret it. I won't.
Get him with whoopies and boos.
Whoopies and boos. He's got two things he's not used to.
His weakness. His weakness. His trip tonight.
Booze And Parties Tonight 00:02:31
What?
We're gonna fix the roof.
Okay.
I forgot your name, babe.
But I'm gonna take you home tonight.
And if it's all the same, babe.
I promise I'm gonna do you right.
This party's off the chain, babe.
I swear that I remember your face, but I forgot your name, babe.
Sorry baby, I forgot your name.
What's your name, baby?
You need to come near.
I'ma take you home tonight.
And if it's all the same, babe.
I promise I'ma do you right.
This party's off the chain, babe.
I swear that I remember your face, but I forgot your name, babe.
Sorry baby, I forgot your name.
What's your name, baby?
You need to come near.
I'ma take you home tonight.
And if it's all the same, babe.
I promise I'ma do you right.
This party's off the chain, babe.
I'ma take you home tonight.
And if it's all the same, babe.
I'ma take you home tonight.
The club's a little loud, so it's hard to hear.
I'll drink or have a beer. Well, let's make it fast.
I ain't buying champagne till I've seen that ass.
I need to know your name, but it's all the same.
Too many years I done played in this fucking game.
I had a lot of love way before the fame.
I don't feel drained. Every day I make it rain.
Baby, baby, give me the first and last.
I got the high-tech.
I'm a DJ, I'm a tech, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ.
I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a DJ.
I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ, I'm a DJ.
I'm a DJ.
Yo.
What's up?
I'm gonna burn the whole club down.
Because Tristan wouldn't need his fucking pancakes.
Tristan! So they've caught us.
Police are not there. We have to party silently.
The police are here. We have to party silently.
The police are not there. Fine.
I know enough Romanian.
I told you, I told you.
Pull it off.
Bully Bosh.
Pull it off.
Police.
Okay, I know, but if you just tell them Bully Bosh is a cop.
I think Bully Bosh is a cop.
I hear that, and it'll stop.
I don't know, I don't know.
I think the, uh, he's not drinking police are here.
Oh, the Luke's not drinking police are here?
Yeah, they're here to get Luke.
Because Luke's not drinking enough food, the police have come.
Ah, fuck.
That's what's happening.
There's one answer, Luke.
I'm sorry, guys.
There's only one answer.
The fucking booze police.
The booze police. Have they catch me?
They caught you. We gotta tell them.
You gotta tell them. Who told them?
They knew. They watched Pay Confidential.
It's not here yet.
They watch it in the future.
Sit. And they travel back in time.
To let me know. Because you don't drink.
Fuck. 26 hours of flying and Luke's saying, oh, the Talos is scared to keep drinking because he has 26 more hours in the sky.
Luke's challenged you to a booze straightener.
I've never asked a challenge yet. A booze straightener.
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