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So if you spend enough time here, I think we can completely improve this place.
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Wait a minute!
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Wait a minute!
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Good showman retain!
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Good showman retain!
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Take cover! Take cover!
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Take cover! Take cover!
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This is not what we're never coming back.
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So this is us when the business is over.
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Correct. It's very rare to still see people...
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So there's a pig's hoop for the palinka.
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Now here in Romania, in my country, the first shot we do when we're killing a pig is always out of the hook.
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And drink How was it?
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Is this our new It's our emergency meeting for today.
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Got the clinker, don't worry.
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Soldier Ferrari. So now I'm at one horsepower.
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I miss our old spot.
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It was warm. Oh, we had a bar.
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And you guys only allowed me to have one glove on.
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I had to inverse it so I could use my right hand.
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Tristan has the good glove.
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Yeah, sir. One glove.
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Are you going to even explain to take off a natural why you're only allowed to wear one glove?
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No, you're only allowed to wear one.
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That's it. I'm not explaining myself.
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Just the one. It is true. Just the one. They probably heard that before.
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I got the booze. The air with booze.
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It's never just the one.
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It is just the one. It never is.
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It might be. Sometimes it is, but other times it's not.
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It's just the one with the things that you want two of, like gloves.
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And it's always multiple with the things you want just the one of, like...
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Like boobs. Nice.
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Luke, listen. So what's the emergency?
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You are in a time-space-hyperloop paradox.
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I've escaped the first one.
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No, you didn't. I did.
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No, you're about to wake up in the chair in about an hour.
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Oh, fuck. Unless you finish a significant amount of booze.
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So this is the way out.
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It's the only way out. It's the only way out.
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It's an escape. Look at Vlad.
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There's space here. Surpresa?
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Surpresa. What's your name?
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Keep tea. Keep tea.
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Keep tea. Keep tea.
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Keep tea.
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Of course, man. These are not too cupped, so I'm not going to fill them all over.
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No, no, that's fine, that's fine. So Tristan is becoming a village, man.
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Yeah. I'll make sure our driver's nice and drunk.
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Safe. Nice. For people at home who do not know, this is pure gasoline.
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Imagine going to your car.
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Instead of putting gasoline in the pump, you put it in a nice cup.
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and then you've taken a second to sit with it.
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All right.
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I'll just shake it again.
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Beautiful.
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This is good. Yeah, please.
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Natural sparkling water.
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Natural sparkling water. So, it's not a big famose.
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I thought they put air in all of it.
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That's because you're American. I didn't know this existed as a thing.
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You didn't know the mineral water is natural and sparkling?
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No. I didn't know that either.
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Why would it be? I didn't know that.
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I've done that for like 12 years.
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But why? Because Blase tried to tell me that you could sell it in England.
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Explain me some science.
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Tristan, I need some science. Because there's carbon dioxide in it.
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Why? Because there is.
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Why is there zinc in it? Why is there magnesium in it?
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Because it's around metals. You can stop by the side of the road and get natural sparkling water from the square.
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Yeah, if you have a horse camera.
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I don't think a Rambo would go up here.
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It wouldn't. But also, ATVs would.
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Would if I drove. It's true.
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It probably would if Andrew drove.
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That's just not fair. It's all sick.
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Andrew, where are we? Why are we here?
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We're stuck in a time warp.
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Is booze the only way out?
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I'm not sure what the way out is.
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For 3,000 years we've lived the same day on repeat.
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I don't even wake up and do the exact same thing.
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I've been trying the booze.
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Has it worked? Hasn't worked yet.
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We're stuck in a time warp. Maybe anymore.
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I don't know. There are worse places to be time warp in though.
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There are. That would be ass.
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Super ass. What gasses is it?
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Do we have lighter? Yeah, but the gasses, it's really good.
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What gases is it?
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So someone saw this bubbling and has built a little house on top of me.
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So there's mainly sulfur as you can sense now.
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Yeah, yeah. There's a couple other minerals in it.
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This is weird.
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I just want to...
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I don't want to...
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I don't want to stay in the light.
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So you feel it's a little bit warmer.
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It's gas from the earth, so it's warmer.
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It's carbon dioxide, sulfur, a couple other minerals that once you inhale them, they're good for your body.
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You can't get dizzy if you're too low to it.
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And the feeling is, they say if you spend enough time here, a tingling feeling through the testimony.
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Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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First of all, you're not going to speed past that like you didn't just say what you just said.
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If you spend enough time here, a tingling feeling through the testimony.
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If you want, you can stay as long as you want until you get that feeling.
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There's other ways to achieve that.
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Many ways. Yep, there it goes.
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No, I'm telling you, I put my face low.
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Put your face low. See?
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It hits hard. It hits hard.
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It hits hard, bro. It hits very hard.
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I'm telling you, I didn't just filming, just thinking, oh, you made it.
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No, it hits hard like crack.
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I told you. It hits super hard at that level.
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You can scoop it up. Carbon dioxide.
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Yes, you can! Yes, you can!
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That was actually me.
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Sorry. Ah!
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It hits my eyes!
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That's some poison!
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This is where I eat Cheetos!
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This is where you eat- This is where I eat Cheetos useful!
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This is where I eat Cheetos useful!
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Okay, now we lock you guys out.
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This is where I eat it!
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Hey, you survived. Where are we?
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Nothing makes sense.
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Come.
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That's it. No more.
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Seamless.
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Soldier, these are better french fries.
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Oh, you knew about them.
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I knew about them.
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They're french fries a little better.
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Yeah, big pleasure. Everyone, you should have this.
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You, you're in America.
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You've never had this before, I guarantee you.
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This is French fries, done better.
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This can't be, this can't be that big.
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Epic.
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This. It's too good.
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He didn't. He didn't at all.
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But shit. Yeah, I'd kill him too.
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Stabby stab. Some dude, I don't know, some heavy guy.
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Their opponent pulled out and they want me to go fight.
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So, I'm going to fight tomorrow.
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