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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
10:08
FERRARI VS HORSE, WHAT'S FASTER? Tate Confidential Ep. 83
# zinc time space hyperloop time paradox america carbon dioxide cheetos food criticism french fries magnesium natural gases palinka pig hoop romania romanian culture sparkling water sulfur

Andrew Tate and his group engage in chaotic mock combat and debate the mineral content of natural sparkling water while joking about a 3,000-year time loop. They react to inhaling sulfur gas, compare Romanian pig-killing traditions to American fries, and threaten a fight against a heavy opponent who withdrew from a match. Ultimately, this bizarre exchange highlights the group's erratic blend of hyper-masculine posturing and surreal, disjointed humor that defines their chaotic dynamic. [Automatically generated summary]

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Keep It Simple 00:07:41
So if you spend enough time here, I think we can completely improve this place.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Good showman retain!
Good showman retain!
Take cover! Take cover!
Take cover! Take cover!
This is not what we're never coming back.
So this is us when the business is over.
Correct. It's very rare to still see people...
So there's a pig's hoop for the palinka.
Now here in Romania, in my country, the first shot we do when we're killing a pig is always out of the hook.
And drink How was it?
Is this our new It's our emergency meeting for today.
Got the clinker, don't worry.
Soldier Ferrari. So now I'm at one horsepower.
I miss our old spot.
It was warm. Oh, we had a bar.
And you guys only allowed me to have one glove on.
I had to inverse it so I could use my right hand.
Tristan has the good glove.
Yeah, sir. One glove.
Are you going to even explain to take off a natural why you're only allowed to wear one glove?
No, you're only allowed to wear one.
That's it. I'm not explaining myself.
Just the one. It is true. Just the one. They probably heard that before.
I got the booze. The air with booze.
It's never just the one.
It is just the one. It never is.
It might be. Sometimes it is, but other times it's not.
It's just the one with the things that you want two of, like gloves.
And it's always multiple with the things you want just the one of, like...
Like boobs. Nice.
Luke, listen. So what's the emergency?
You are in a time-space-hyperloop paradox.
I've escaped the first one.
No, you didn't. I did.
No, you're about to wake up in the chair in about an hour.
Oh, fuck. Unless you finish a significant amount of booze.
So this is the way out.
It's the only way out. It's the only way out.
It's an escape. Look at Vlad.
There's space here. Surpresa?
Surpresa. What's your name?
Keep tea. Keep tea.
Keep tea. Keep tea.
Keep tea.
Of course, man. These are not too cupped, so I'm not going to fill them all over.
No, no, that's fine, that's fine. So Tristan is becoming a village, man.
Yeah. I'll make sure our driver's nice and drunk.
Safe. Nice. For people at home who do not know, this is pure gasoline.
Imagine going to your car.
Instead of putting gasoline in the pump, you put it in a nice cup.
and then you've taken a second to sit with it.
All right.
I'll just shake it again.
Beautiful.
This is good. Yeah, please.
Natural sparkling water.
Natural sparkling water. So, it's not a big famose.
I thought they put air in all of it.
That's because you're American. I didn't know this existed as a thing.
You didn't know the mineral water is natural and sparkling?
No. I didn't know that either.
Why would it be? I didn't know that.
I've done that for like 12 years.
But why? Because Blase tried to tell me that you could sell it in England.
Explain me some science.
Tristan, I need some science. Because there's carbon dioxide in it.
Why? Because there is.
Why is there zinc in it? Why is there magnesium in it?
Because it's around metals. You can stop by the side of the road and get natural sparkling water from the square.
Yeah, if you have a horse camera.
I don't think a Rambo would go up here.
It wouldn't. But also, ATVs would.
Would if I drove. It's true.
It probably would if Andrew drove.
That's just not fair. It's all sick.
Andrew, where are we? Why are we here?
We're stuck in a time warp.
Is booze the only way out?
I'm not sure what the way out is.
For 3,000 years we've lived the same day on repeat.
I don't even wake up and do the exact same thing.
I've been trying the booze.
Has it worked? Hasn't worked yet.
We're stuck in a time warp. Maybe anymore.
I don't know. There are worse places to be time warp in though.
There are. That would be ass.
Super ass. What gasses is it?
Do we have lighter? Yeah, but the gasses, it's really good.
What gases is it?
So someone saw this bubbling and has built a little house on top of me.
So there's mainly sulfur as you can sense now.
Yeah, yeah. There's a couple other minerals in it.
This is weird.
I just want to...
I don't want to...
I don't want to stay in the light.
So you feel it's a little bit warmer.
It's gas from the earth, so it's warmer.
It's carbon dioxide, sulfur, a couple other minerals that once you inhale them, they're good for your body.
You can't get dizzy if you're too low to it.
And the feeling is, they say if you spend enough time here, a tingling feeling through the testimony.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
First of all, you're not going to speed past that like you didn't just say what you just said.
If you spend enough time here, a tingling feeling through the testimony.
If you want, you can stay as long as you want until you get that feeling.
There's other ways to achieve that.
Many ways. Yep, there it goes.
No, I'm telling you, I put my face low.
Put your face low. See?
French Fries Done Better 00:02:27
It hits hard. It hits hard.
It hits hard, bro. It hits very hard.
I'm telling you, I didn't just filming, just thinking, oh, you made it.
No, it hits hard like crack.
I told you. It hits super hard at that level.
You can scoop it up. Carbon dioxide.
Yes, you can! Yes, you can!
That was actually me.
Sorry. Ah!
It hits my eyes!
That's some poison!
This is where I eat Cheetos!
This is where you eat- This is where I eat Cheetos useful!
This is where I eat Cheetos useful!
Okay, now we lock you guys out.
This is where I eat it!
Hey, you survived. Where are we?
Nothing makes sense.
Come.
That's it. No more.
Seamless.
Soldier, these are better french fries.
Oh, you knew about them.
I knew about them.
They're french fries a little better.
Yeah, big pleasure. Everyone, you should have this.
You, you're in America.
You've never had this before, I guarantee you.
This is French fries, done better.
This can't be, this can't be that big.
Epic.
This. It's too good.
He didn't. He didn't at all.
But shit. Yeah, I'd kill him too.
Stabby stab. Some dude, I don't know, some heavy guy.
Their opponent pulled out and they want me to go fight.
So, I'm going to fight tomorrow.
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