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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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THE BIGGEST MISTAKE PORSCHE EVER MADE | Tate Confidential Ep. 81
# tristan taco bell romanian news 911 turbo s andrew booze emergency covid 19 restrictions financial decisions government orders group dynamics hennessy paradis party planning

Andrew Tate and Tristan navigate a chaotic "booze emergency" marked by deleted fingerprints, a Hennessy Paradis birthday gift, and a dice-rolled taco dispute that leaves Andrew ill. Their defiance escalates to hosting a massive party during Romania's COVID-19 lockdown, sparking news coverage and justifying the purchase of a fully loaded 911 Turbo S despite financial strain. Ultimately, this episode highlights Tate's reckless disregard for public health mandates and his prioritization of excess over responsibility. [Automatically generated summary]

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Admit Your Shit Money 00:09:02
Tristan, we have an urge to meet him.
Can you open the door? Yeah, why can't you open the door?
Yeah. Access denied.
What happened? You've taken my fingerprint off of the thing.
Someone's deleted your fingerprint.
obviously someone so in your own house
I
A booze emergency. Tristan, it's been two days of non-stop booze.
A booze emergency, bro. There's ten girls outside.
I know, and I'm hiding.
You're not hiding. I'm hiding from the booze.
You're not hiding. There's booze out there.
I'm hiding. With me, the booze comes to find you.
I know. I've been hidden.
Ah, shit. Got you. Let's booze.
Ah. Tristan, actually, though, why is there a party going on?
Because I had a bus filled with women from the party.
I know. And the bus stopped here.
I know. So I afforded some booze.
But no, but yeah, that's what, why, why did we do that step?
All the other steps I... Why'd you say, come inside the house, we're gonna have a huge party again, and then start pouring booze?
Because that's what I did. Why does anyone do the things that they do?
I don't have free will.
The universe dictates my movements.
Oh, there's a bunch of girls here, let me just send them home.
Is that what you want? Tristan, it's been- What am I, gay?
It's been two days of hard boozing, and here- Like drinking.
You keep pouring me shots and a fucking vodka.
It's evil. If you don't like it, you're free to wrestle me.
You're a wrestler. I don't want to wrestle a wrestler.
Yeah, I'm a wrestler. Andrew Boos.
Andrew, why is he doing this to us?
Let's go. There's two, there's so many.
How do you, and there's more, Tristan, I only just saw some walk in.
Yes, I know. I'm a wrestler.
You said it was just the bus people.
It's more than one bus.
More than one bus.
What's happened? How?
It was supposed to be two days.
We said two days. We'll have fun.
But now, I want to work.
I know you do. Tristan doesn't know when to start.
I'm trying to be in my computer. How much is the water in this house?
How?
He's been doing this forever.
I'm trying to be in my computer. How much is the water in this house?
How much is the water in this house?
I'm hot.
So Andrew's still playing with God.
He's pregnant. My life is a disaster.
A beautiful life.
And a beautiful family.
Maybe it's good money, maybe it's not all that we need.
We are open, we are open, we are open.
We are open, we are open, we are open.
Andrew.
Andrew.
I'm Andrew.
Happy birthday.
I'm sorry.
He's sorry. I'm sorry.
Andrew, he's really sorry.
I'm sorry. Happy birthday.
I'm sorry. Tristan, we have an order to meet him. Can you open the door?
Can you please? You know I can't open the door.
Why can't you open the door? Yeah, why can't you open the door?
You can open the door to your own house.
Yeah. Access denied.
What happened? You've taken my fingerprint off of the thing.
Someone's deleted your fingerprint. Obviously someone.
So in your own house, Have you believed in my fingerprint?
No, you haven't. Ha!
You are the only loser who can't open the door.
But I don't want to talk to you guys anyway. Emergency meeting, you have to.
Yeah, you do. It's an emergency.
It's an emergency meeting and you can't open the door.
Admit it. Admit your shit money.
Access granted. Yeah, that's a good sound.
Access granted. Driss has the darkness spoken to you like that.
You said access granted. You have the longest cesar in the world.
Body and orange. No.
Who wants to know the longest cigar in the world?
I spoke about literally 5 million cigars in my life.
Yep. Yep. Too many.
What's this booze? This extremely expensive booze.
I didn't buy this. You didn't buy this.
It was given to me as a birthday present.
Yeah, I didn't buy this. This was not...
Let me take a look at what it is. It's fucking the Jeep.
We should. I already worked down.
Yeah, because I did not purchase this.
No, I didn't. I do buy plenty of expensive booze.
This booze does look very nice.
And it's very cold. Does the box insulate or something?
Hennessy Paradis. Hennessy Paradis.
Three shots? No.
No, it's been non-stop booze for three days.
I would like to show you.
Nobody likes you, but you don't care.
That's the problem. You guys don't care.
Haha! How's that feel?
How's what feel? How's it feel?
To what? Nah, admit it.
Wait, what? Wait, what? Where'd you meet?
When did this happen? Shit, if he removed my fingerprint, that wouldn't fucking get me.
Ah, that's pretty good. Close it.
Close it before Andrew. Ah.
I might remove your fingerprint.
Access to the knife. Ooh!
Access to the knife! How's it feel?
Access to the knife. He's removed my fingerprint.
See that, loser. Nice.
Nice. So what have we decided?
Retired is just what we're going to talk about.
So we're going to dice and we miss the sidebar.
Dice? We all want different things.
He wants expensive Japanese food.
I've got stakes. You won't talk about it.
It makes me powerful. So they're deciding this.
Yeah, but I'm going to win. Tristan, you can't win.
The gods can't win. He is super good at dice.
But also, your back's not against the wall.
It is. Tuckabell's make or break.
And he's going to get two. Three.
Okay. All right. Luke, go on.
All right. Three.
Okay. Three. Shit.
Shit. That's bad.
Come on. No.
No way. Can't happen.
Two. Two. Ha! We're gonna roll.
We're gonna move. Oh no.
Steak. That's gonna hurt me.
Six. Six.
Okay. I'm fine with steak.
I can live with steak. Six.
No way! How the fuck?
Okay. So what are we gonna eat?
The dice gods are deciding.
Four. Four. Luke's first.
Could it be possible? Four!
What is going on? What is this?
The dice gods do not want me and Luke.
They don't want us to eat. They just don't want us to eat.
They want us to play those forever.
All right. This is it.
Just get three, and I'm here too.
Three. Three. That's predicted.
The dice won't spoil it. You can get the reaction to your Tristan, Taco Bell.
Woo! Woo!
Woo! Why? Taco Bell.
Why? Woo!
Why? We can have nice days.
That's the way it goes. I thought there was no pressure.
Welcome to big school. Welcome to big school.
I would have rolled with more conviction.
Woo! Oh, you think we can handle our secret work against a team.
Why We're Always Hungry 00:03:34
Do your tacos in New York.
What in Mexico? The exact same thing happened.
Ah, actually Andrew, this was you.
The exact same thing happened.
I'm very hungry. I eat two tacos.
And I'm still hungry, but I feel super sick and I don't want to eat anymore.
This is what happens every time you guys order tacos.
Seems like maybe we need to straighten this out.
Shit, I don't want a straightener.
Straightener? No. Get over and eat your fucking taco now.
Yeah, where's the nacho cheese...
Because it's nacho cheese.
Got it, didn't he, loser?
You're a fucking loser.
Fucking dice gods.
They fucked me. Aha!
I told you! You're on the news!
Tristan! I told you guys!
On the news? Yeah. You know what I'm hearing when you can stop?
Are you fucking cracking me?
Why don't they have an option?
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me hear this.
Wait, let me hear this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't care. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of this. I don't care.
Wait, didn't the cops... Wait, didn't the cops tell us not to throw the party?
Oh my god, I look like a wimp.
You do know they know exactly where we live.
The Romanian government.
Andrew, we're on the news!
Andrew, we're on the news!
Why do we have to go through?
It should be a fully loaded button.
Why do we have a fully loaded button?
Andrew, do you not remember the small party we had?
This country is.
This koozie did look good.
It did look fucking good. Hey, top off.
Ooh, please come and arrest me.
All right, man, it's all inside here.
Please come, all right? What is my idea?
You know, I'm a serious lover. No idea.
The fact that I have to take every single option on the 911 Turbo S makes me not even want to fucking buy one.
There should be, I'm not a broke boy, take every option.
Boom, fully loaded, bang, done, buy, debit card.
Andrew, you do realize that we are on the Romanian news for throwing a party during COVID after they specifically told us not to.
Oh, here we go.
So, now the government knows I'm disobeying no one purpose.
Nice. We're in trouble.
So, we'll call them. I want a tech car.
I want to put a new body kit on it.
Titanium exhaust system. Obviously upgrade the sound system.
Absolutely everything. But the fact I can't just tick everything.
Everything I need. What do you mean?
What am I doing? New Turbo S. It won the drag race against the 720S. I'm not going to fucking buy one.
You think I'm a little shit muncher?
Do I look broke to you? Are you not interested in the news?
Do you see the TV though?
Do we look broke on TV? Do I look broke on TV? So why do I have to go through and manually select each option?
He looks broke now. Ticking those boxes.
Doesn't he, Luke? Where are we going?
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