Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - FERRARI VS HORSE, WHAT'S FASTER? Tate Confidential Ep. 83
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 10:08


=== Keep It Simple (07:41) ===

[00:00:00]  So if you spend enough time here, I think we can completely improve this place.
[00:00:06]  Wait a minute!
[00:00:07]  Wait a minute!
[00:00:09]  Good showman retain!
[00:00:11]  Good showman retain!
[00:00:23]  Take cover! Take cover!
[00:00:26]  Take cover! Take cover!
[00:00:28]  This is not what we're never coming back.
[00:00:43]  So this is us when the business is over.
[00:00:46]  Correct. It's very rare to still see people...
[00:00:50]  So there's a pig's hoop for the palinka.
[00:00:58]  Now here in Romania, in my country, the first shot we do when we're killing a pig is always out of the hook.
[00:01:07]  And drink How was it?
[00:01:18]  Is this our new It's our emergency meeting for today.
[00:01:26]  Got the clinker, don't worry.
[00:01:27]  Soldier Ferrari. So now I'm at one horsepower.
[00:01:44]  I miss our old spot.
[00:01:46]  It was warm. Oh, we had a bar.
[00:01:48]  And you guys only allowed me to have one glove on.
[00:01:50]  I had to inverse it so I could use my right hand.
[00:01:53]  Tristan has the good glove.
[00:01:54]  Yeah, sir. One glove.
[00:01:57]  Are you going to even explain to take off a natural why you're only allowed to wear one glove?
[00:01:59]  No, you're only allowed to wear one.
[00:02:00]  That's it. I'm not explaining myself.
[00:02:02]  Just the one. It is true. Just the one. They probably heard that before.
[00:02:04]  I got the booze. The air with booze.
[00:02:08]  It's never just the one.
[00:02:10]  It is just the one. It never is.
[00:02:11]  It might be. Sometimes it is, but other times it's not.
[00:02:15]  It's just the one with the things that you want two of, like gloves.
[00:02:17]  And it's always multiple with the things you want just the one of, like...
[00:02:20]  Like boobs. Nice.
[00:02:23]  Luke, listen. So what's the emergency?
[00:02:25]  You are in a time-space-hyperloop paradox.
[00:02:31]  I've escaped the first one.
[00:02:32]  No, you didn't. I did.
[00:02:33]  No, you're about to wake up in the chair in about an hour.
[00:02:35]  Oh, fuck. Unless you finish a significant amount of booze.
[00:02:41]  So this is the way out.
[00:02:42]  It's the only way out. It's the only way out.
[00:02:44]  It's an escape. Look at Vlad.
[00:02:46]  There's space here. Surpresa?
[00:02:55]  Surpresa. What's your name?
[00:03:04]  Keep tea. Keep tea.
[00:03:06]  Keep tea. Keep tea.
[00:03:08]  Keep tea.
[00:03:09]  Of course, man. These are not too cupped, so I'm not going to fill them all over.
[00:03:14]  No, no, that's fine, that's fine. So Tristan is becoming a village, man.
[00:03:16]  Yeah. I'll make sure our driver's nice and drunk.
[00:03:20]  Safe. Nice. For people at home who do not know, this is pure gasoline.
[00:03:29]  Imagine going to your car.
[00:03:31]  Instead of putting gasoline in the pump, you put it in a nice cup.
[00:03:34]  and then you've taken a second to sit with it.
[00:03:36]  All right.
[00:03:38]  I'll just shake it again.
[00:03:40]  Beautiful.
[00:03:47]  This is good. Yeah, please.
[00:03:49]  Natural sparkling water.
[00:03:50]  Natural sparkling water. So, it's not a big famose.
[00:03:53]  I thought they put air in all of it.
[00:03:54]  That's because you're American. I didn't know this existed as a thing.
[00:03:58]  You didn't know the mineral water is natural and sparkling?
[00:04:01]  No. I didn't know that either.
[00:04:02]  Why would it be? I didn't know that.
[00:04:03]  I've done that for like 12 years.
[00:04:05]  But why? Because Blase tried to tell me that you could sell it in England.
[00:04:08]  Explain me some science.
[00:04:09]  Tristan, I need some science. Because there's carbon dioxide in it.
[00:04:13]  Why? Because there is.
[00:04:15]  Why is there zinc in it? Why is there magnesium in it?
[00:04:18]  Because it's around metals. You can stop by the side of the road and get natural sparkling water from the square.
[00:04:23]  Yeah, if you have a horse camera.
[00:04:26]  I don't think a Rambo would go up here.
[00:04:28]  It wouldn't. But also, ATVs would.
[00:04:30]  Would if I drove. It's true.
[00:04:33]  It probably would if Andrew drove.
[00:04:37]  That's just not fair. It's all sick.
[00:04:40]  Andrew, where are we? Why are we here?
[00:04:49]  We're stuck in a time warp.
[00:04:52]  Is booze the only way out?
[00:04:54]  I'm not sure what the way out is.
[00:04:56]  For 3,000 years we've lived the same day on repeat.
[00:04:59]  I don't even wake up and do the exact same thing.
[00:05:01]  I've been trying the booze.
[00:05:03]  Has it worked? Hasn't worked yet.
[00:05:05]  We're stuck in a time warp. Maybe anymore.
[00:05:08]  I don't know. There are worse places to be time warp in though.
[00:05:15]  There are. That would be ass.
[00:05:20]  Super ass. What gasses is it?
[00:05:33]  Do we have lighter? Yeah, but the gasses, it's really good.
[00:05:39]  What gases is it?
[00:05:42]  So someone saw this bubbling and has built a little house on top of me.
[00:05:56]  So there's mainly sulfur as you can sense now.
[00:06:02]  Yeah, yeah. There's a couple other minerals in it.
[00:06:07]  This is weird.
[00:06:17]  I just want to...
[00:06:22]  I don't want to...
[00:06:28]  I don't want to stay in the light.
[00:06:31]  So you feel it's a little bit warmer.
[00:06:34]  It's gas from the earth, so it's warmer.
[00:06:37]  It's carbon dioxide, sulfur, a couple other minerals that once you inhale them, they're good for your body.
[00:06:47]  You can't get dizzy if you're too low to it.
[00:06:52]  And the feeling is, they say if you spend enough time here, a tingling feeling through the testimony.
[00:07:00]  Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
[00:07:04]  First of all, you're not going to speed past that like you didn't just say what you just said.
[00:07:09]  If you spend enough time here, a tingling feeling through the testimony.
[00:07:14]  If you want, you can stay as long as you want until you get that feeling.
[00:07:21]  There's other ways to achieve that.
[00:07:26]  Many ways. Yep, there it goes.
[00:07:36]  No, I'm telling you, I put my face low.
[00:07:39]  Put your face low. See?

=== French Fries Done Better (02:27) ===

[00:07:41]  It hits hard. It hits hard.
[00:07:43]  It hits hard, bro. It hits very hard.
[00:07:45]  I'm telling you, I didn't just filming, just thinking, oh, you made it.
[00:07:49]  No, it hits hard like crack.
[00:07:51]  I told you. It hits super hard at that level.
[00:07:54]  You can scoop it up. Carbon dioxide.
[00:07:58]  Yes, you can! Yes, you can!
[00:08:00]  That was actually me.
[00:08:02]  Sorry. Ah!
[00:08:05]  It hits my eyes!
[00:08:10]  That's some poison!
[00:08:11]  This is where I eat Cheetos!
[00:08:12]  This is where you eat- This is where I eat Cheetos useful!
[00:08:14]  This is where I eat Cheetos useful!
[00:08:15]  Okay, now we lock you guys out.
[00:08:17]  This is where I eat it!
[00:08:26]  Hey, you survived. Where are we?
[00:08:32]  Nothing makes sense.
[00:08:34]  Come.
[00:08:36]  That's it. No more.
[00:08:53]  Seamless.
[00:08:58]  Soldier, these are better french fries.
[00:09:02]  Oh, you knew about them.
[00:09:04]  I knew about them.
[00:09:08]  They're french fries a little better.
[00:09:10]  Yeah, big pleasure. Everyone, you should have this.
[00:09:13]  You, you're in America.
[00:09:14]  You've never had this before, I guarantee you.
[00:09:16]  This is French fries, done better.
[00:09:19]  This can't be, this can't be that big.
[00:09:34]  Epic.
[00:09:36]  This. It's too good.
[00:09:40]  He didn't. He didn't at all.
[00:09:44]  But shit. Yeah, I'd kill him too.
[00:09:49]  Stabby stab. Some dude, I don't know, some heavy guy.
[00:10:02]  Their opponent pulled out and they want me to go fight.
[00:10:06]  So, I'm going to fight tomorrow.