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**Music**
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Now go hold your ground there.
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loop. Going backwards does nothing for you. Good. Good, but hold your ground.
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Perfect. Hold your ground Luke.
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Come on, you're walking back too much now.
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That's it, that's better. Perfectly fine.
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Counter attack. Good.
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Throw it back. Woo!
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This is the real world, Luke.
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I'm gonna feel like you.
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In 48 hours.
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This is the world we live in.
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It's a violent place. We're gonna imagine it all.
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If you don't know what a coward is on the team, one more round.
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It's a pressure loop.
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Every time you walk backwards you get your ass kicked.
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If you're trying to get your ass kicked, then walk backwards.
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If you're not trying to get your ass kicked, don't walk backwards.
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Side to side and forward only.
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Good. He dodged the punches, but so?
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Stay there. Alright, walking backwards now.
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Luke's gonna start getting his ass kicked.
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Good Luke, now throw.
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And throw.
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Alright, he's walking backwards.
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He's walking backwards. He's getting his ass kicked time.
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See? Now he's going to get his ass kicked.
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Here it comes. Alright, I'm changing teams.
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Andrew, work the body. Back again.
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Yeah, we're back. We're still crying right now.
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Yeah. No one in my party died, by the way.
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They're all still alive and healthy people.
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Now? Wait for COVID to hit them, Tristan.
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Tristan, we basically just committed genocide.
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There's no COVID at my party.
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Tristan, listen, this was basically genocide.
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50 people, it's not genocide.
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So what does- Why?
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Emergency. They want me to fight tomorrow.
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Against some dude, I don't know, some heavy guy.
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Their opponent pulled out and they want me to go fight.
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So, if you want to fight tomorrow, I think I need some whiskey and cigars now to empower me through the fight.
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What do you think? It's textbook.
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No, that's not textbook.
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That's training. What do you mean? What do you know?
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How is that? How is that for you for her?
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Okay, zero. Okay, exactly.
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Okay. Exactly.
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So you agree. So you agree that you don't know what you're talking about.
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That can't be textbook.
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So I'm gonna do a little bit of training, and I'm gonna sit here and have some whiskey, and I'm gonna fight tomorrow.
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Nice. Because I know you, he's going to get his ass whooped.
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Exactly, because I drink whiskey.
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But no, it's not the whiskey.
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Without the whiskey. No, it's despite the whiskey, not because of the whiskey.
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No, it's despite it. It's because of the whiskey.
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You don't know what you're talking about.
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Why don't you leave the pros to talk about fighting?
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This is true.
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And you can talk about whatever it is you do.
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I wouldn't mind if your life spin it over I'd waste it all Yo, it's boosting up my left hand, man.
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I'm gonna smash across your face.
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Keep going with that. Listen, this is how I train.
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This is how I train that day.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, get tired.
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I smoked some of these cigars. Listen.
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Tired. Tired is a social construct.
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I'll be tired after the fight.
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During the fight, buckle someone up.
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Left hand, right hand, left leg, right leg.
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By the end, he's gone.
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I'm afraid.
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The next day, I was in the gym.
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I was in the gym, and I saw a guy with a super combat suit.
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I said, I'm going to fight him.
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He said, I'm going to fight you.
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I said, I'm going to fight you.
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He said, I'm going to fight you.
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I said, I'm going to fight you.
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I'm going to beat you.
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Oooooh, oooh, ooooh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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I don't get denied, it's cool.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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All I've been saying is, what's cool?
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Blue and blue.
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Time!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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I don't get denied, it's cool.
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All I've been saying is, what's cool?
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Blue and blue.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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I don't get denied, it's cool.
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All I've been saying is, what's cool?
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Blue and blue.
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Time!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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I don't get denied, it's cool.
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All I've been saying is, what's cool?
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Blue and blue.
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Time!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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I don't get denied, it's cool.
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All I've been saying is, what's cool?
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Blue and blue.
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Time!
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They are. The memes are good.
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The memes are why Bitcoin prices skyrocketed.
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Hey Luke, do you mind going outside?
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I've got food for us. Goddammit.
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No, I'm just wondering. Do you mind going outside?
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Food's here. Yeah, what food?
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Delicious food. That's what I thought.
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That's what I thought. Exotic cuisine.
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Yeah, he's outside. He's calling me now.
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Where are Japanese people from?
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Where are Japanese people from?
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China. Mexico!
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Why don't you go get our food, Luke? Because it's ass.
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Okay, there's the car. I can hear it now.
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What's that? Let me send this meme.
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Taco Bell's banned from the house, though, Luke.
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So what do you think I have? Last guess.
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McDonald's. Burger King.
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Chicken and rice. McDonald's.
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Chicken and rice. Burger King. Good guesses.
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So Taco Bell's banned from the house, yeah?
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Some other Mexican food. Some other Mexican food.
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What is that? Welcome to big school.
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You can't say I banned it and then order it.
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Can I? The forbidden fruit tastes all the more sweet.
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Can you at least get the french fry things again?
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Yes. If you're going to order a taco bell, why do you order so much?
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Every time. Way too much.
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There's fucking cheesy fries, 10 burritos, 10 tacos, 10 of them big circle things, cakes.
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That's what you're not talking about for 10 humans.
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10 people. And we hate Taco Bell.
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You don't even want it. I eat one cheesy fry, feel disgusted with myself, and then don't even look at the other things.
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Why is it when you're in a club that you order loads and bottles of champagne more than anyone can drink?
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I'll tell you what. I'm talking about bitches who like champagne.
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Every time you order a Taco Bell and you're talking about a bunch of fucking hoes who love Taco Bell, I wouldn't complain.
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It's just us three feeling sick.
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I'd rather literally have zero Taco Bell.
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Zero. Zero is better.
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Hoes love guacamole, bro.
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Just saying. Why do we do this?
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I feel sick.
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I'm sick now. I was happier before.
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Alright, I think this is giving me Corona.
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I might rather have Corona.
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Me too. Yeah.
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Alright, talk about Ben from now.
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You made it yesterday.
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It's Ben for real now.
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It's Ben for the next two weeks.
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It's not real. It is.
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I promise there'll be no Taco Bell here for next week.
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I know, but I also know that's bullshit.
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Why? I know why. Why?
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Because we're gone. There will actually be no Taco Bell in this house.
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I bet Dubai has Taco Bells.
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I feel super sick.
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I know you do too, and you just keep eating just to try and prove a point.
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What are you talking about? You're not happy.
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I'm enjoying the stir. No, I can see in your face you're not happy at all.
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What's this? You're the virgin strong one.
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