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Hold Your Ground
00:09:01
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| **Music** | |
| Now go hold your ground there. | |
| loop. Going backwards does nothing for you. Good. Good, but hold your ground. | |
| Perfect. Hold your ground Luke. | |
| Come on, you're walking back too much now. | |
| That's it, that's better. Perfectly fine. | |
| Counter attack. Good. | |
| Throw it back. Woo! | |
| This is the real world, Luke. | |
| I'm gonna feel like you. | |
| In 48 hours. | |
| This is the world we live in. | |
| It's a violent place. We're gonna imagine it all. | |
| If you don't know what a coward is on the team, one more round. | |
| It's a pressure loop. | |
| Every time you walk backwards you get your ass kicked. | |
| If you're trying to get your ass kicked, then walk backwards. | |
| If you're not trying to get your ass kicked, don't walk backwards. | |
| Side to side and forward only. | |
| Good. He dodged the punches, but so? | |
| Stay there. Alright, walking backwards now. | |
| Luke's gonna start getting his ass kicked. | |
| Good Luke, now throw. | |
| And throw. | |
| Alright, he's walking backwards. | |
| He's walking backwards. He's getting his ass kicked time. | |
| See? Now he's going to get his ass kicked. | |
| Here it comes. Alright, I'm changing teams. | |
| Andrew, work the body. Back again. | |
| Yeah, we're back. We're still crying right now. | |
| Yeah. No one in my party died, by the way. | |
| They're all still alive and healthy people. | |
| Now? Wait for COVID to hit them, Tristan. | |
| Tristan, we basically just committed genocide. | |
| There's no COVID at my party. | |
| Tristan, listen, this was basically genocide. | |
| 50 people, it's not genocide. | |
| So what does- Why? | |
| Emergency. They want me to fight tomorrow. | |
| Against some dude, I don't know, some heavy guy. | |
| Their opponent pulled out and they want me to go fight. | |
| So, if you want to fight tomorrow, I think I need some whiskey and cigars now to empower me through the fight. | |
| What do you think? It's textbook. | |
| No, that's not textbook. | |
| That's training. What do you mean? What do you know? | |
| How is that? How is that for you for her? | |
| Okay, zero. Okay, exactly. | |
| Okay. Exactly. | |
| So you agree. So you agree that you don't know what you're talking about. | |
| That can't be textbook. | |
| So I'm gonna do a little bit of training, and I'm gonna sit here and have some whiskey, and I'm gonna fight tomorrow. | |
| Nice. Because I know you, he's going to get his ass whooped. | |
| Exactly, because I drink whiskey. | |
| But no, it's not the whiskey. | |
| Without the whiskey. No, it's despite the whiskey, not because of the whiskey. | |
| No, it's despite it. It's because of the whiskey. | |
| You don't know what you're talking about. | |
| Why don't you leave the pros to talk about fighting? | |
| This is true. | |
| And you can talk about whatever it is you do. | |
| I wouldn't mind if your life spin it over I'd waste it all Yo, it's boosting up my left hand, man. | |
| I'm gonna smash across your face. | |
| Keep going with that. Listen, this is how I train. | |
| This is how I train that day. | |
| Oh, fuck. Oh, get tired. | |
| I smoked some of these cigars. Listen. | |
| Tired. Tired is a social construct. | |
| I'll be tired after the fight. | |
| During the fight, buckle someone up. | |
| Left hand, right hand, left leg, right leg. | |
| By the end, he's gone. | |
| I'm afraid. | |
| The next day, I was in the gym. | |
| I was in the gym, and I saw a guy with a super combat suit. | |
| I said, I'm going to fight him. | |
| He said, I'm going to fight you. | |
| I said, I'm going to fight you. | |
| He said, I'm going to fight you. | |
| I said, I'm going to fight you. | |
| I'm going to beat you. | |
| Oooooh, oooh, ooooh. | |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. | |
| I don't get denied, it's cool. | |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. | |
| All I've been saying is, what's cool? | |
| Blue and blue. | |
| Time! | |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. | |
| I don't get denied, it's cool. | |
| All I've been saying is, what's cool? | |
| Blue and blue. | |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. | |
| I don't get denied, it's cool. | |
| All I've been saying is, what's cool? | |
| Blue and blue. | |
| Time! | |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. | |
| I don't get denied, it's cool. | |
| All I've been saying is, what's cool? | |
| Blue and blue. | |
| Time! | |
| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. | |
| I don't get denied, it's cool. | |
| All I've been saying is, what's cool? | |
| Blue and blue. | |
| Time! | |
| They are. The memes are good. | |
| The memes are why Bitcoin prices skyrocketed. | |
| Hey Luke, do you mind going outside? | |
| I've got food for us. Goddammit. | |
| No, I'm just wondering. Do you mind going outside? | |
| Food's here. Yeah, what food? | |
| Delicious food. That's what I thought. | |
| That's what I thought. Exotic cuisine. | |
| Yeah, he's outside. He's calling me now. | |
| Where are Japanese people from? | |
| Where are Japanese people from? | |
| China. Mexico! | |
|
Taco Bell Debate
00:02:34
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| Why don't you go get our food, Luke? Because it's ass. | |
| Okay, there's the car. I can hear it now. | |
| What's that? Let me send this meme. | |
| Taco Bell's banned from the house, though, Luke. | |
| So what do you think I have? Last guess. | |
| McDonald's. Burger King. | |
| Chicken and rice. McDonald's. | |
| Chicken and rice. Burger King. Good guesses. | |
| So Taco Bell's banned from the house, yeah? | |
| Some other Mexican food. Some other Mexican food. | |
| What is that? Welcome to big school. | |
| You can't say I banned it and then order it. | |
| Can I? The forbidden fruit tastes all the more sweet. | |
| Can you at least get the french fry things again? | |
| Yes. If you're going to order a taco bell, why do you order so much? | |
| Every time. Way too much. | |
| There's fucking cheesy fries, 10 burritos, 10 tacos, 10 of them big circle things, cakes. | |
| That's what you're not talking about for 10 humans. | |
| 10 people. And we hate Taco Bell. | |
| You don't even want it. I eat one cheesy fry, feel disgusted with myself, and then don't even look at the other things. | |
| Why is it when you're in a club that you order loads and bottles of champagne more than anyone can drink? | |
| I'll tell you what. I'm talking about bitches who like champagne. | |
| Every time you order a Taco Bell and you're talking about a bunch of fucking hoes who love Taco Bell, I wouldn't complain. | |
| It's just us three feeling sick. | |
| I'd rather literally have zero Taco Bell. | |
| Zero. Zero is better. | |
| Hoes love guacamole, bro. | |
| Just saying. Why do we do this? | |
| I feel sick. | |
| I'm sick now. I was happier before. | |
| Alright, I think this is giving me Corona. | |
| I might rather have Corona. | |
| Me too. Yeah. | |
| Alright, talk about Ben from now. | |
| You made it yesterday. | |
| It's Ben for real now. | |
| It's Ben for the next two weeks. | |
| It's not real. It is. | |
| I promise there'll be no Taco Bell here for next week. | |
| I know, but I also know that's bullshit. | |
| Why? I know why. Why? | |
| Because we're gone. There will actually be no Taco Bell in this house. | |
| I bet Dubai has Taco Bells. | |
| I feel super sick. | |
| I know you do too, and you just keep eating just to try and prove a point. | |
| What are you talking about? You're not happy. | |
| I'm enjoying the stir. No, I can see in your face you're not happy at all. | |
| What's this? You're the virgin strong one. | |