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Good job, Atherton!
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Am I super expensive to go?
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I've loads of cigars, Mary, about £100 each.
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And one in there that cost me £600.
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And Andrew, who can't tell the difference, decided to smoke.
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I can't tell the difference, but it's exactly the same.
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It's exactly the same. I smoked it, but it's exactly the same.
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No, you like smoke.
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Clearly you like smoke.
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He challenged me to a fight. I mean, if you want some smoke, some top quality smoke, I've got plenty.
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Don't just steal from me because of fucking ass.
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He challenged me to a straightener.
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Now I'm interested in how to have a straightener over a cigar.
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Why'd you smoke it? Because you like smoke.
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It was very expensive. So now I'm getting ready to fight on your cigar.
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I was wearing my smart cigar, but I can't say no to a cigarette.
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Exactly. You like smoke.
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I've got some smoke for you right here.
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Come on, we'll see. So Andrew,
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Tristan just put us on this bus.
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Yeah, it's the surprise bus.
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There are a lot of whoopies.
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There are a lot of whoopies.
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Whoopies on the bus. It's all over the bus.
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The bus full of whoopies. That's me and you.
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It can't be that bad. Andrew, I think this has something to do with you right now.
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I don't know. What is it? Is this a birthday song?
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I'm not going to be able to sing this song.
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I'm going to be singing this song.
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Oh no, rules. Listen, I don't follow blind rules.
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These rules are not about safety.
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What happened is I went to a party and the virus is bullshit and I do what I want and nobody can control me.
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I have a 99.9% chance of surviving Corona.
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This is not a good enough reason for me to stay in my house and hide.
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So I do whatever I want.
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That's what happened. Yeah, but you know, in Romania here we have some rules about partying and this kind of stuff.
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Oh! Oh no! Rules! Oh no!
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Rules! Listen, I don't follow blind rules.
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These rules are not about safety.
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It's a 99.9% chance of survival, my friend.
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You think these rules are about safety?
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No! These rules are about controlling people.
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I'm more likely to die in a car crash than I am of corona.
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I'm more likely to die of palinka that I drank last night than I am of corona.
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It's bullshit. It's nothing to do with safety.
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It's doing with controlling people.
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They want everyone scared, and they tell everyone to be afraid, stay in their houses, and it's bullshit.
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I will not listen to the rules.
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Put me in jail. I will not listen.
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I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
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I do what I want.
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The End.
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Surprise party. Tristan's imagination.
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Yep. Let's see what happens.
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It feels Christmas.
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Have you seen my Christmas hat?
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I'm so happy to see you!
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Fore塗 Fore塗 Fore Woo Fore Super Fore Is the camera
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She's gonna buzz it over sing a little No, no, no I Thought you should be meanest You Know You Know You
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And my watch and there's a man locked in a room There's a man locked in a room. We found the key now.
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None of this makes sense. Found the key, but a man locked in the room.
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This is the aftermath of the party, which we recorded not enough of.
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I can't find my phone.
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And I can't find my watch.
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I never take my watch off.
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So if I can't find my watch, I have to buy another one.
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Shit. I mean, it was like, I don't know, 30 grand or something.
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So it got beyond fun. Where's my watch, Georgiana?
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Georgiana? My watch on my phone.
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Why are the shoes just outside the room?
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Freeing the prisoner. You're free.
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You're free!
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We freed you!
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How did you get locked in here?
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I don't know, where's my phone?
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I hate birthdays.
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They're shit.
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Birthday, do things.
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I do things every day of my life.
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Now it's because it's a day.
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I have to do things.
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What the fuck is this? You have to have fun.
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Andrew, people would kill to be in your shoes for one moment.
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Yesterday, I made about $15,000 on one coin.
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About $22,000. I made about 50 grand yesterday.
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I was really drunk. I didn't really check my phone.
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I checked this morning. I'm on track to make another 10 or 15 grand today.
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So the money's keeping me sane.
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Otherwise, I'll be really depressed.
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Yeah, you're supposed to kill yourself. I can tell.
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I see the depression.
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Get ready to cave in. You'll notice no one else has clothes on.
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You're out of my coat. You have shoes on.
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My coat. Yeah, who smokes a cigar in the sauna?
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Who doesn't? We hear my lungs. Sauna, cigar, Aikido?
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Yes. Sauna, cigar, Aikido.
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I need my coat.
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Coming back. Nice glass of booze.
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That's called booze. What's wrong with us, man?
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We sharp. Who is this interesting man who comes in?
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It's gonna be close!
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Ruben, close the door, close the door!
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Hey Ruben, get a picture, get a picture, ready?
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Ready? 3, 2, 1...
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So Tristan actually came back with his colors.
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I'm depressed. Chris is a man's not hot.
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He is a man's not hot.
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I tell a man's not hot.
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Luke, you look hot.
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He's never hot. Babe said, take off your jacket.
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The girl told me, take off your jacket.
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I said, babe, man's not hot.
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I tell a baby, man's not hot.
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Exactly. Exactly.
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This girl knows. Man's not hot.
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Man's not hot. How's he not hot?
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Perspiration ting. Perspiration ting.
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Link's effect. Where?
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I spent $10,000 driving the government of a small town to have a party, and you nerds are playing chess.
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Who's winning? Tristan, can you go chess for like $10?
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You didn't have to go for all this.
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You could've helped me with my shoulder!
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Lalala.
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Lalalah.
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Lalala.
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Lalalalah.
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What should we do these days?
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I'm a party, party, party, decked in bling.
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Why? We need to make sure he's never connecting to the speakers, ever.
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Fuckin' roll! Tristan, we're ha- There!
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Drink it! What do you mean?
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Drink the beer or it's hands.
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Why can't we just get gas like normal people?
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Fuck gas! Sorry, Andrew.
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Sorry. What'd you do?
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Andrew, I'm sorry. Andrew.
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Bro, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?
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Tristan, no one knows what you're talking about.
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Sure you don't. I just told Georgiana to tell every single girl on the massive bus that there's a party at my house the moment it arrives at my house.
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And when I get home, I'm gonna crank up the fucking Minele and start pouring the booze.
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And you're drinking with me, Luke, you little fucking faggot.
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Tristan, it's been non-stop for two days.
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Luke, this, when you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop.
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The music has stopped. The music has never stopped.
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It never stops. There is no off-ramp to this.
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Welcome to big school, Luke.
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Where's my beer? Happy Birthday.
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I'm sorry. He's sorry.
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I'm sorry. Andrew, he's really sorry.
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I'm sorry. Happy Birthday.
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