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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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CORONAVIRUS PARTY | Tate Confidential Ep. 80
# whoopies wealth and lifestyle tate confidential aikido andrew tate birthday party celebration culture coronavirus safety covid 19 expensive cigars government restrictions palinka personal safety sauna

Andrew Tate hosts a chaotic "Coronavirus Party" on a bus filled with whoopies, mocking government safety rules as control tools while boasting a 99.9% survival chance against COVID-19. He flaunts £600 cigars and claims to earn $50,000 daily to combat depression, ignoring restrictions despite a $30,000 watch theft mystery. The episode blends Aikido references, sauna antics, and birthday celebrations into a narrative of defiant excess, framing pandemic protocols as unnecessary obstacles for the wealthy elite. [Automatically generated summary]

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Whoopies and Smoke 00:04:35
Good job, Atherton!
Am I super expensive to go?
I've loads of cigars, Mary, about £100 each.
And one in there that cost me £600.
And Andrew, who can't tell the difference, decided to smoke.
I can't tell the difference, but it's exactly the same.
It's exactly the same. I smoked it, but it's exactly the same.
No, you like smoke.
Clearly you like smoke.
He challenged me to a fight. I mean, if you want some smoke, some top quality smoke, I've got plenty.
Don't just steal from me because of fucking ass.
He challenged me to a straightener.
Now I'm interested in how to have a straightener over a cigar.
Why'd you smoke it? Because you like smoke.
It was very expensive. So now I'm getting ready to fight on your cigar.
I was wearing my smart cigar, but I can't say no to a cigarette.
Exactly. You like smoke.
I've got some smoke for you right here.
Come on, we'll see. So Andrew,
Tristan just put us on this bus.
Yeah, it's the surprise bus.
There are a lot of whoopies.
There are a lot of whoopies.
Whoopies on the bus. It's all over the bus.
The bus full of whoopies. That's me and you.
It can't be that bad. Andrew, I think this has something to do with you right now.
I don't know. What is it? Is this a birthday song?
I'm not going to be able to sing this song.
I'm going to be singing this song.
Oh no, rules. Listen, I don't follow blind rules.
These rules are not about safety.
What happened is I went to a party and the virus is bullshit and I do what I want and nobody can control me.
I have a 99.9% chance of surviving Corona.
This is not a good enough reason for me to stay in my house and hide.
So I do whatever I want.
That's what happened. Yeah, but you know, in Romania here we have some rules about partying and this kind of stuff.
Oh! Oh no! Rules! Oh no!
Rules! Listen, I don't follow blind rules.
These rules are not about safety.
It's a 99.9% chance of survival, my friend.
You think these rules are about safety?
No! These rules are about controlling people.
I'm more likely to die in a car crash than I am of corona.
I'm more likely to die of palinka that I drank last night than I am of corona.
It's bullshit. It's nothing to do with safety.
It's doing with controlling people.
They want everyone scared, and they tell everyone to be afraid, stay in their houses, and it's bullshit.
I will not listen to the rules.
Put me in jail. I will not listen.
I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
I do what I want.
The End.
Surprise party. Tristan's imagination.
Yep. Let's see what happens.
Man Locked in a Room 00:07:57
It feels Christmas.
Have you seen my Christmas hat?
I'm so happy to see you!
Fore塗 Fore塗 Fore Woo Fore Super Fore Is the camera
She's gonna buzz it over sing a little No, no, no I Thought you should be meanest You Know You Know You
And my watch and there's a man locked in a room There's a man locked in a room. We found the key now.
None of this makes sense. Found the key, but a man locked in the room.
This is the aftermath of the party, which we recorded not enough of.
I can't find my phone.
And I can't find my watch.
I never take my watch off.
So if I can't find my watch, I have to buy another one.
Shit. I mean, it was like, I don't know, 30 grand or something.
So it got beyond fun. Where's my watch, Georgiana?
Georgiana? My watch on my phone.
Why are the shoes just outside the room?
Freeing the prisoner. You're free.
You're free!
We freed you!
How did you get locked in here?
I don't know, where's my phone?
I hate birthdays.
They're shit.
Birthday, do things.
I do things every day of my life.
Now it's because it's a day.
I have to do things.
What the fuck is this? You have to have fun.
Andrew, people would kill to be in your shoes for one moment.
Yesterday, I made about $15,000 on one coin.
About $22,000. I made about 50 grand yesterday.
I was really drunk. I didn't really check my phone.
I checked this morning. I'm on track to make another 10 or 15 grand today.
So the money's keeping me sane.
Otherwise, I'll be really depressed.
Yeah, you're supposed to kill yourself. I can tell.
I see the depression.
Get ready to cave in. You'll notice no one else has clothes on.
You're out of my coat. You have shoes on.
My coat. Yeah, who smokes a cigar in the sauna?
Who doesn't? We hear my lungs. Sauna, cigar, Aikido?
Yes. Sauna, cigar, Aikido.
I need my coat.
Coming back. Nice glass of booze.
That's called booze. What's wrong with us, man?
We sharp. Who is this interesting man who comes in?
It's gonna be close!
Ruben, close the door, close the door!
Hey Ruben, get a picture, get a picture, ready?
Ready? 3, 2, 1...
So Tristan actually came back with his colors.
I'm depressed. Chris is a man's not hot.
He is a man's not hot.
I tell a man's not hot.
Luke, you look hot.
He's never hot. Babe said, take off your jacket.
The girl told me, take off your jacket.
I said, babe, man's not hot.
I tell a baby, man's not hot.
Exactly. Exactly.
This girl knows. Man's not hot.
Man's not hot. How's he not hot?
Perspiration ting. Perspiration ting.
Link's effect. Where?
I spent $10,000 driving the government of a small town to have a party, and you nerds are playing chess.
Who's winning? Tristan, can you go chess for like $10?
You didn't have to go for all this.
You could've helped me with my shoulder!
Lalala.
Lalalah.
Lalala.
Lalalalah.
What should we do these days?
I'm a party, party, party, decked in bling.
Why? We need to make sure he's never connecting to the speakers, ever.
Fuckin' roll! Tristan, we're ha- There!
Drink it! What do you mean?
Drink the beer or it's hands.
Why can't we just get gas like normal people?
Fuck gas! Sorry, Andrew.
Sorry. What'd you do?
Andrew, I'm sorry. Andrew.
Bro, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?
Tristan, no one knows what you're talking about.
Sure you don't. I just told Georgiana to tell every single girl on the massive bus that there's a party at my house the moment it arrives at my house.
And when I get home, I'm gonna crank up the fucking Minele and start pouring the booze.
And you're drinking with me, Luke, you little fucking faggot.
Tristan, it's been non-stop for two days.
Luke, this, when you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop.
The music has stopped. The music has never stopped.
It never stops. There is no off-ramp to this.
Welcome to big school, Luke.
Where's my beer? Happy Birthday.
I'm sorry. He's sorry.
I'm sorry. Andrew, he's really sorry.
I'm sorry. Happy Birthday.
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