Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - THE BIGGEST MISTAKE PORSCHE EVER MADE | Tate Confidential Ep. 81
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 12:39


=== Admit Your Shit Money (09:02) ===

[00:00:02]  Tristan, we have an urge to meet him.
[00:00:03]  Can you open the door? Yeah, why can't you open the door?
[00:00:09]  Yeah. Access denied.
[00:00:14]  What happened? You've taken my fingerprint off of the thing.
[00:00:17]  Someone's deleted your fingerprint.
[00:00:18]  obviously someone so in your own house
[00:00:22]  I
[00:00:55]  A booze emergency. Tristan, it's been two days of non-stop booze.
[00:01:02]  A booze emergency, bro. There's ten girls outside.
[00:01:04]  I know, and I'm hiding.
[00:01:06]  You're not hiding. I'm hiding from the booze.
[00:01:08]  You're not hiding. There's booze out there.
[00:01:10]  I'm hiding. With me, the booze comes to find you.
[00:01:12]  I know. I've been hidden.
[00:01:15]  Ah, shit. Got you. Let's booze.
[00:01:18]  Ah. Tristan, actually, though, why is there a party going on?
[00:01:22]  Because I had a bus filled with women from the party.
[00:01:25]  I know. And the bus stopped here.
[00:01:27]  I know. So I afforded some booze.
[00:01:29]  But no, but yeah, that's what, why, why did we do that step?
[00:01:32]  All the other steps I... Why'd you say, come inside the house, we're gonna have a huge party again, and then start pouring booze?
[00:01:42]  Because that's what I did. Why does anyone do the things that they do?
[00:01:46]  I don't have free will.
[00:01:48]  The universe dictates my movements.
[00:01:50]  Oh, there's a bunch of girls here, let me just send them home.
[00:01:53]  Is that what you want? Tristan, it's been- What am I, gay?
[00:01:56]  It's been two days of hard boozing, and here- Like drinking.
[00:01:59]  You keep pouring me shots and a fucking vodka.
[00:02:03]  It's evil. If you don't like it, you're free to wrestle me.
[00:02:08]  You're a wrestler. I don't want to wrestle a wrestler.
[00:02:11]  Yeah, I'm a wrestler. Andrew Boos.
[00:02:14]  Andrew, why is he doing this to us?
[00:02:17]  Let's go. There's two, there's so many.
[00:02:22]  How do you, and there's more, Tristan, I only just saw some walk in.
[00:02:25]  Yes, I know. I'm a wrestler.
[00:02:28]  You said it was just the bus people.
[00:02:31]  It's more than one bus.
[00:02:34]  More than one bus.
[00:02:36]  What's happened? How?
[00:02:43]  It was supposed to be two days.
[00:02:45]  We said two days. We'll have fun.
[00:02:48]  But now, I want to work.
[00:02:50]  I know you do. Tristan doesn't know when to start.
[00:02:52]  I'm trying to be in my computer. How much is the water in this house?
[00:02:55]  How?
[00:02:59]  He's been doing this forever.
[00:03:05]  I'm trying to be in my computer. How much is the water in this house?
[00:03:07]  How much is the water in this house?
[00:03:16]  I'm hot.
[00:03:19]  So Andrew's still playing with God.
[00:03:21]  He's pregnant. My life is a disaster.
[00:03:26]  A beautiful life.
[00:03:28]  And a beautiful family.
[00:03:30]  Maybe it's good money, maybe it's not all that we need.
[00:03:32]  We are open, we are open, we are open.
[00:03:34]  We are open, we are open, we are open.
[00:03:36]  Andrew.
[00:03:38]  Andrew.
[00:03:40]  I'm Andrew.
[00:03:42]  Happy birthday.
[00:03:44]  I'm sorry.
[00:03:45]  He's sorry. I'm sorry.
[00:03:48]  Andrew, he's really sorry.
[00:03:50]  I'm sorry. Happy birthday.
[00:03:52]  I'm sorry. Tristan, we have an order to meet him. Can you open the door?
[00:04:22]  Can you please? You know I can't open the door.
[00:04:24]  Why can't you open the door? Yeah, why can't you open the door?
[00:04:26]  You can open the door to your own house.
[00:04:27]  Yeah. Access denied.
[00:04:31]  What happened? You've taken my fingerprint off of the thing.
[00:04:34]  Someone's deleted your fingerprint. Obviously someone.
[00:04:36]  So in your own house, Have you believed in my fingerprint?
[00:04:45]  No, you haven't. Ha!
[00:04:47]  You are the only loser who can't open the door.
[00:04:49]  But I don't want to talk to you guys anyway. Emergency meeting, you have to.
[00:04:51]  Yeah, you do. It's an emergency.
[00:04:53]  It's an emergency meeting and you can't open the door.
[00:04:57]  Admit it. Admit your shit money.
[00:04:59]  Access granted. Yeah, that's a good sound.
[00:05:03]  Access granted. Driss has the darkness spoken to you like that.
[00:05:07]  You said access granted. You have the longest cesar in the world.
[00:05:10]  Body and orange. No.
[00:05:12]  Who wants to know the longest cigar in the world?
[00:05:14]  I spoke about literally 5 million cigars in my life.
[00:05:17]  Yep. Yep. Too many.
[00:05:19]  What's this booze? This extremely expensive booze.
[00:05:22]  I didn't buy this. You didn't buy this.
[00:05:24]  It was given to me as a birthday present.
[00:05:26]  Yeah, I didn't buy this. This was not...
[00:05:27]  Let me take a look at what it is. It's fucking the Jeep.
[00:05:30]  We should. I already worked down.
[00:05:32]  Yeah, because I did not purchase this.
[00:05:34]  No, I didn't. I do buy plenty of expensive booze.
[00:05:43]  This booze does look very nice.
[00:05:53]  And it's very cold. Does the box insulate or something?
[00:05:58]  Hennessy Paradis. Hennessy Paradis.
[00:06:01]  Three shots? No.
[00:06:05]  No, it's been non-stop booze for three days.
[00:06:10]  I would like to show you.
[00:06:12]  Nobody likes you, but you don't care.
[00:06:15]  That's the problem. You guys don't care.
[00:06:21]  Haha! How's that feel?
[00:06:24]  How's what feel? How's it feel?
[00:06:26]  To what? Nah, admit it.
[00:06:28]  Wait, what? Wait, what? Where'd you meet?
[00:06:32]  When did this happen? Shit, if he removed my fingerprint, that wouldn't fucking get me.
[00:06:38]  Ah, that's pretty good. Close it.
[00:06:41]  Close it before Andrew. Ah.
[00:06:43]  I might remove your fingerprint.
[00:06:49]  Access to the knife. Ooh!
[00:06:51]  Access to the knife! How's it feel?
[00:06:53]  Access to the knife. He's removed my fingerprint.
[00:06:58]  See that, loser. Nice.
[00:07:01]  Nice. So what have we decided?
[00:07:04]  Retired is just what we're going to talk about.
[00:07:05]  So we're going to dice and we miss the sidebar.
[00:07:08]  Dice? We all want different things.
[00:07:10]  He wants expensive Japanese food.
[00:07:11]  I've got stakes. You won't talk about it.
[00:07:14]  It makes me powerful. So they're deciding this.
[00:07:17]  Yeah, but I'm going to win. Tristan, you can't win.
[00:07:20]  The gods can't win. He is super good at dice.
[00:07:24]  But also, your back's not against the wall.
[00:07:26]  It is. Tuckabell's make or break.
[00:07:28]  And he's going to get two. Three.
[00:07:32]  Okay. All right. Luke, go on.
[00:07:34]  All right. Three.
[00:07:41]  Okay. Three. Shit.
[00:07:42]  Shit. That's bad.
[00:07:46]  Come on. No.
[00:07:47]  No way. Can't happen.
[00:07:49]  Two. Two. Ha! We're gonna roll.
[00:07:51]  We're gonna move. Oh no.
[00:07:52]  Steak. That's gonna hurt me.
[00:07:57]  Six. Six.
[00:07:59]  Okay. I'm fine with steak.
[00:08:05]  I can live with steak. Six.
[00:08:08]  No way! How the fuck?
[00:08:11]  Okay. So what are we gonna eat?
[00:08:14]  The dice gods are deciding.
[00:08:16]  Four. Four. Luke's first.
[00:08:18]  Could it be possible? Four!
[00:08:24]  What is going on? What is this?
[00:08:25]  The dice gods do not want me and Luke.
[00:08:28]  They don't want us to eat. They just don't want us to eat.
[00:08:31]  They want us to play those forever.
[00:08:32]  All right. This is it.
[00:08:34]  Just get three, and I'm here too.
[00:08:41]  Three. Three. That's predicted.
[00:08:43]  The dice won't spoil it. You can get the reaction to your Tristan, Taco Bell.
[00:08:47]  Woo! Woo!
[00:08:49]  Woo! Why? Taco Bell.
[00:08:52]  Why? Woo!
[00:08:53]  Why? We can have nice days.
[00:08:56]  That's the way it goes. I thought there was no pressure.
[00:08:58]  Welcome to big school. Welcome to big school.
[00:08:59]  I would have rolled with more conviction.
[00:09:01]  Woo! Oh, you think we can handle our secret work against a team.

=== Why We're Always Hungry (03:34) ===

[00:09:04]  Do your tacos in New York.
[00:09:06]  What in Mexico? The exact same thing happened.
[00:09:10]  Ah, actually Andrew, this was you.
[00:09:13]  The exact same thing happened.
[00:09:15]  I'm very hungry. I eat two tacos.
[00:09:18]  And I'm still hungry, but I feel super sick and I don't want to eat anymore.
[00:09:23]  This is what happens every time you guys order tacos.
[00:09:28]  Seems like maybe we need to straighten this out.
[00:09:30]  Shit, I don't want a straightener.
[00:09:31]  Straightener? No. Get over and eat your fucking taco now.
[00:09:36]  Yeah, where's the nacho cheese...
[00:09:42]  Because it's nacho cheese.
[00:09:46]  Got it, didn't he, loser?
[00:09:50]  You're a fucking loser.
[00:09:54]  Fucking dice gods.
[00:09:57]  They fucked me. Aha!
[00:10:02]  I told you! You're on the news!
[00:10:06]  Tristan! I told you guys!
[00:10:10]  On the news? Yeah. You know what I'm hearing when you can stop?
[00:10:13]  Are you fucking cracking me?
[00:10:15]  Why don't they have an option?
[00:10:17]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:10:18]  Let me hear this.
[00:10:21]  Wait, let me hear this.
[00:10:23]  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't care. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of this. I don't care.
[00:10:30]  Wait, didn't the cops... Wait, didn't the cops tell us not to throw the party?
[00:10:35]  Oh my god, I look like a wimp.
[00:10:36]  You do know they know exactly where we live.
[00:10:42]  The Romanian government.
[00:10:48]  Andrew, we're on the news!
[00:10:50]  Andrew, we're on the news!
[00:10:52]  Why do we have to go through?
[00:10:54]  It should be a fully loaded button.
[00:10:56]  Why do we have a fully loaded button?
[00:10:58]  Andrew, do you not remember the small party we had?
[00:11:00]  This country is.
[00:11:02]  This koozie did look good.
[00:11:04]  It did look fucking good. Hey, top off.
[00:11:09]  Ooh, please come and arrest me.
[00:11:11]  All right, man, it's all inside here.
[00:11:13]  Please come, all right? What is my idea?
[00:11:16]  You know, I'm a serious lover. No idea.
[00:11:17]  The fact that I have to take every single option on the 911 Turbo S makes me not even want to fucking buy one.
[00:11:22]  There should be, I'm not a broke boy, take every option.
[00:11:25]  Boom, fully loaded, bang, done, buy, debit card.
[00:11:27]  Andrew, you do realize that we are on the Romanian news for throwing a party during COVID after they specifically told us not to.
[00:11:40]  Oh, here we go.
[00:11:45]  So, now the government knows I'm disobeying no one purpose.
[00:11:53]  Nice. We're in trouble.
[00:12:01]  So, we'll call them. I want a tech car.
[00:12:05]  I want to put a new body kit on it.
[00:12:07]  Titanium exhaust system. Obviously upgrade the sound system.
[00:12:09]  Absolutely everything. But the fact I can't just tick everything.
[00:12:12]  Everything I need. What do you mean?
[00:12:13]  What am I doing? New Turbo S. It won the drag race against the 720S. I'm not going to fucking buy one.
[00:12:17]  You think I'm a little shit muncher?
[00:12:18]  Do I look broke to you? Are you not interested in the news?
[00:12:20]  Do you see the TV though?
[00:12:22]  Do we look broke on TV? Do I look broke on TV? So why do I have to go through and manually select each option?
[00:12:27]  He looks broke now. Ticking those boxes.
[00:12:30]  Doesn't he, Luke? Where are we going?