THE SPICIEST FOOD IN THE WORLD | Tate Confidential Ep. 79
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Good shot there, Kritten!
Good shot!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
We went to the party and broke all the COVID restrictions.
No one was wearing masks. There's too many people in a small room.
And it put all over the news. Controversial Tate brothers are having a party in a pandemic.
And now everyone's messaging me.
Saying you're all over the news and they're threatening to fine you or arrest you.
Oh no, rules.
Oh no, rules. Listen, I don't follow blind rules.
These rules are not about safety.
It's 99.9% chance of survival, my friend.
You think these rules are about safety?
So I, in fact, Antenna Stars just called me and said, aren't you worried about COVID? And I said, I'm more worried about the Palenka.
I'm sorry. 99% chance of surviving COVID. To be fair, 50% chance of surviving Palenka.
But the Palenka definitely kills COVID. Definitely.
Listen, I would rather have COVID than drink a bottle of Palenka.
Yeah, but drinking a bottle of Plink will make me feel worse than COVID ever could.
So if the Romanians can drink Plink all the time, I don't know what they're so scared of COVID for.
I told them they have one hour.
Antenna stars and the news channels have one hour to put up a picture of me saying I'm actually a good man.
Otherwise, I'm going to teach them a lesson with a real party.
Oh, a real party? No, Tristan, a real party.
A real party? Yeah, open up the bank, spend it all.
A real party? A real party.
The bears will dance for us if you have enough money.
Lions will bow. The birds will flap their wings.
No. Why are we here?
Because this Female told me here they sell a food which is so spicy I couldn't eat it, which is a direct challenge.
So I have to waste my time and waste my life and get out of my nice warm house and go out in the cold and sit here in this stupid terrace, which is not heated and we can't close the door because of fucking COVID and eat some bullshit food, which I know is not going to be too spicy.
It's going to be fine. You've wasted everyone's time.
I've dragged my brother along and my cousin.
You've wasted three full grown men's time with your little spicy story.
You're not ready for this. So we're in some restaurant.
Supposedly it's going to be super spicy.
Supposedly. So she's backing out already.
Yeah, already backing out.
I thought this was the ultimate.
It is the ultimate that I have tasted, but my friend just recommended to me something even spicier.
You and your friend are lame.
So now it's all ready if it's not spicy.
Here we go. Oh my gosh.
Okay, we're gonna see.
We're gonna see. Just wait and see.
I'm actually super excited for this.
Thank you.
So, do you feel anything?
No. It's going good.
Does it spice you?
It's alright. I went for it to hit me.
It's not like Mexican food. It doesn't hit me yet.
I can see you've tried hard, because you've told them, make it as spicy as possible.
And I can see how much they've attempted to damage my superhuman taste buds.
I actually didn't tell them.
I just told them spicy. Let me finish the whole thing with that drop of water and go talk about how spicy it was.
Stay on pepper soup.
Why are they so slow? So look how finished this.
I finished mine. And this is yours.
Can I have some more?
Please take it. I'm so done.
The milk is the most disabled.
I'm saved by my iron fortitude and will.
Not that I need much of it.
Is it good? It's okay.
It's not bad. Thank you.
Perfect. Alright, spicy sauce.
Some chili sauce. Exactly what this needs.
Because you lied to me. Put it all.
All of it. So I had to ask for chili sauce to try and actually make it a little bit spicy.
Is there chili sauce spicy?
I don't know. I've never tried.
It's not bad.
If I was that and I'd take it as an insult, I would try and spice it as maximum possible if you ask me which way I'd say it after.
You wasted my time.
You underestimated your man.
Completely underestimated.
You underestimated your man.
What would you have eaten at home?
Why did you underestimate me? You should never underestimate me.
KFC hot wings, just as spicy.
You should have had it and it should have been spicy.
You should go, you know who would eat this with ease?
My man. Okay.
Because he's the fucking man.
Next time. You fucked up.
Next time I'm remembering something even spicier.
You have no respect for me and it's over.
Okay, wait for it. So now Ed is looking through the text messages.
So what were we told? Because this seems to have been a lie.
What were the claims then? What were the false claims made about this food?
I just ate the spiciest thing ever and I eat very very very spicy My heart hurts. It's that spicy.
I said, I don't believe you.
What? Why? Look, it's supposed to be meat, and it's hot red.
They filled it with chili. I gave this little piece to my friend, and she couldn't finish it, and she's crying.
I would eat it, and you're weaklings.
Okay, next time we go out, we come here, and I'll order you this.
Deal? I told you, this is going to be a very unspectacular finish to the whole you can't eat this saga.
We literally had to eat yours.
You didn't want it. Yeah, I ate yours.
Next time, I'm going to try harder.
We interrupt this program for a special news bullet.
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Last week, it all dropped by 30-40%.
What did I do six hours before it crashed?
I fucking sold. I put the screenshot on Twitter to prove I sold.
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What's cheaper in the long run?
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Or you just try and do it yourself.
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Let me just change this random part.
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I might fix it. You ain't got a clue what you're fucking doing.
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What's happened, Luke? Snowy.
So you're telling me I spent $3 million on cars.
And then Earth decided to snow with no consideration for the fact that every single day I drive a supercar.
I'm not one of those guys with a supercar he takes out sometimes.
Every day, I drive one of my cars somewhere.
And look. This is bullshit, Lou.
With all my beautiful cars covered in snow.
This is a bit bullshit, isn't it?
Bullshit! We're running out of all...
We either run away and go to Dubai.
But I was in Dubai for my birthday last year.
And wasn't Tristan supposed to be having some huge party to fight the police because of what they said about us on the news?
Yes. Is that happening?
I assume so. He hasn't mentioned it since.
We just straighten this out straightener? No.
Sigh.
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Woo!
My feet are dying, Tristan.
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Ah!
Ah!
Happy birthday.
Whiskey?
My birthday is an emergency meeting with whiskey.
Yes. It's a whiskey and soda war.
It could have been good, though. It had a chance.
Maybe next year. What are we doing, by the way?
We're going to get rid of them, don't we? Next year, all-time high.
Next year. Next birthday.
I thought you were throwing a big party.
You pissed off the COVID authorities. What happened to that?
I woke up this morning and stuck in a party.
I don't see anything. Loans at work.
What? It's loads of work.
Simpler solution. Free whiskeys, but so to war.
Emergency meeting. Our friendship is better than any party.
Yeah. You don't need a party.
You don't need to celebrate. This is celebration.
A cousin and a brother, like us.
You're welcome. Cheers.
Cheers, Luke. Cheers.
That's what you get. You do know me.
You do know him. You can't deny that.
So whose fault is it the things that I do to you if you know me?
It's not my fault. So there's no party.
I do the things that I do.
I'm asking you so party. If not, no.
There might be. I'm gonna ask one y'all.
I just got a video from Dubai.
You told me not to go to Dubai.
You said, don't worry, it's in the bag.
We're having a party. It is in the bag.
You didn't say that. I know I didn't.
I tried to hook flex to Dubai.
You said, no, don't worry, it's in the bag, it's all under control.
Correct. I've woken up, it's my birthday.
Two lots of hard people. I didn't fucking tell them.
It was actually in the bag.
It is in the bag. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
So we didn't get you a cake, but we got you a muffin.