Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - CORONAVIRUS PARTY | Tate Confidential Ep. 80
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 12:33


=== Whoopies and Smoke (04:35) ===

[00:00:00]  Good job, Atherton!
[00:00:22]  Am I super expensive to go?
[00:00:48]  I've loads of cigars, Mary, about £100 each.
[00:00:50]  And one in there that cost me £600.
[00:00:53]  And Andrew, who can't tell the difference, decided to smoke.
[00:00:56]  I can't tell the difference, but it's exactly the same.
[00:00:58]  It's exactly the same. I smoked it, but it's exactly the same.
[00:01:00]  No, you like smoke.
[00:01:03]  Clearly you like smoke.
[00:01:04]  He challenged me to a fight. I mean, if you want some smoke, some top quality smoke, I've got plenty.
[00:01:11]  Don't just steal from me because of fucking ass.
[00:01:13]  He challenged me to a straightener.
[00:01:15]  Now I'm interested in how to have a straightener over a cigar.
[00:01:18]  Why'd you smoke it? Because you like smoke.
[00:01:20]  It was very expensive. So now I'm getting ready to fight on your cigar.
[00:01:24]  I was wearing my smart cigar, but I can't say no to a cigarette.
[00:01:27]  Exactly. You like smoke.
[00:01:29]  I've got some smoke for you right here.
[00:01:31]  Come on, we'll see. So Andrew,
[00:02:02]  Tristan just put us on this bus.
[00:02:05]  Yeah, it's the surprise bus.
[00:02:07]  There are a lot of whoopies.
[00:02:08]  There are a lot of whoopies.
[00:02:10]  Whoopies on the bus. It's all over the bus.
[00:02:12]  The bus full of whoopies. That's me and you.
[00:02:15]  It can't be that bad. Andrew, I think this has something to do with you right now.
[00:02:21]  I don't know. What is it? Is this a birthday song?
[00:02:24]  I'm not going to be able to sing this song.
[00:02:26]  I'm going to be singing this song.
[00:02:54]  Oh no, rules. Listen, I don't follow blind rules.
[00:02:57]  These rules are not about safety.
[00:02:59]  What happened is I went to a party and the virus is bullshit and I do what I want and nobody can control me.
[00:03:05]  I have a 99.9% chance of surviving Corona.
[00:03:09]  This is not a good enough reason for me to stay in my house and hide.
[00:03:12]  So I do whatever I want.
[00:03:13]  That's what happened. Yeah, but you know, in Romania here we have some rules about partying and this kind of stuff.
[00:03:20]  Oh! Oh no! Rules! Oh no!
[00:03:22]  Rules! Listen, I don't follow blind rules.
[00:03:24]  These rules are not about safety.
[00:03:26]  It's a 99.9% chance of survival, my friend.
[00:03:29]  You think these rules are about safety?
[00:03:31]  No! These rules are about controlling people.
[00:03:33]  I'm more likely to die in a car crash than I am of corona.
[00:03:36]  I'm more likely to die of palinka that I drank last night than I am of corona.
[00:03:41]  It's bullshit. It's nothing to do with safety.
[00:03:43]  It's doing with controlling people.
[00:03:44]  They want everyone scared, and they tell everyone to be afraid, stay in their houses, and it's bullshit.
[00:03:49]  I will not listen to the rules.
[00:03:51]  Put me in jail. I will not listen.
[00:03:53]  I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
[00:03:54]  I do what I want.
[00:03:57]  The End.
[00:04:14]  Surprise party. Tristan's imagination.
[00:04:32]  Yep. Let's see what happens.

=== Man Locked in a Room (07:57) ===

[00:04:35]  It feels Christmas.
[00:04:36]  Have you seen my Christmas hat?
[00:04:38]  I'm so happy to see you!
[00:05:37]  Fore塗 Fore塗 Fore Woo Fore Super Fore Is the camera
[00:06:06]  She's gonna buzz it over sing a little No, no, no I Thought you should be meanest You Know You Know You
[00:06:31]  And my watch and there's a man locked in a room There's a man locked in a room. We found the key now.
[00:06:59]  None of this makes sense. Found the key, but a man locked in the room.
[00:07:02]  This is the aftermath of the party, which we recorded not enough of.
[00:07:05]  I can't find my phone.
[00:07:08]  And I can't find my watch.
[00:07:09]  I never take my watch off.
[00:07:11]  So if I can't find my watch, I have to buy another one.
[00:07:13]  Shit. I mean, it was like, I don't know, 30 grand or something.
[00:07:18]  So it got beyond fun. Where's my watch, Georgiana?
[00:07:21]  Georgiana? My watch on my phone.
[00:07:25]  Why are the shoes just outside the room?
[00:07:28]  Freeing the prisoner. You're free.
[00:07:32]  You're free!
[00:07:34]  We freed you!
[00:07:36]  How did you get locked in here?
[00:07:38]  I don't know, where's my phone?
[00:07:40]  I hate birthdays.
[00:07:42]  They're shit.
[00:07:44]  Birthday, do things.
[00:07:46]  I do things every day of my life.
[00:07:48]  Now it's because it's a day.
[00:07:49]  I have to do things.
[00:07:51]  What the fuck is this? You have to have fun.
[00:07:55]  Andrew, people would kill to be in your shoes for one moment.
[00:08:01]  Yesterday, I made about $15,000 on one coin.
[00:08:06]  About $22,000. I made about 50 grand yesterday.
[00:08:09]  I was really drunk. I didn't really check my phone.
[00:08:11]  I checked this morning. I'm on track to make another 10 or 15 grand today.
[00:08:16]  So the money's keeping me sane.
[00:08:17]  Otherwise, I'll be really depressed.
[00:08:21]  Yeah, you're supposed to kill yourself. I can tell.
[00:08:22]  I see the depression.
[00:08:25]  Get ready to cave in. You'll notice no one else has clothes on.
[00:08:37]  You're out of my coat. You have shoes on.
[00:08:39]  My coat. Yeah, who smokes a cigar in the sauna?
[00:08:43]  Who doesn't? We hear my lungs. Sauna, cigar, Aikido?
[00:08:50]  Yes. Sauna, cigar, Aikido.
[00:08:52]  I need my coat.
[00:08:53]  Coming back. Nice glass of booze.
[00:08:58]  That's called booze. What's wrong with us, man?
[00:08:59]  We sharp. Who is this interesting man who comes in?
[00:09:13]  It's gonna be close!
[00:09:16]  Ruben, close the door, close the door!
[00:09:19]  Hey Ruben, get a picture, get a picture, ready?
[00:09:23]  Ready? 3, 2, 1...
[00:09:27]  So Tristan actually came back with his colors.
[00:09:32]  I'm depressed. Chris is a man's not hot.
[00:09:38]  He is a man's not hot.
[00:09:40]  I tell a man's not hot.
[00:09:42]  Luke, you look hot.
[00:09:44]  He's never hot. Babe said, take off your jacket.
[00:09:49]  The girl told me, take off your jacket.
[00:09:51]  I said, babe, man's not hot.
[00:09:53]  I tell a baby, man's not hot.
[00:09:55]  Exactly. Exactly.
[00:09:57]  This girl knows. Man's not hot.
[00:09:59]  Man's not hot. How's he not hot?
[00:10:01]  Perspiration ting. Perspiration ting.
[00:10:04]  Link's effect. Where?
[00:10:12]  I spent $10,000 driving the government of a small town to have a party, and you nerds are playing chess.
[00:10:24]  Who's winning? Tristan, can you go chess for like $10?
[00:10:31]  You didn't have to go for all this.
[00:10:35]  You could've helped me with my shoulder!
[00:10:37]  Lalala.
[00:10:38]  Lalalah.
[00:10:39]  Lalala.
[00:10:41]  Lalalalah.
[00:10:43]  What should we do these days?
[00:10:50]  I'm a party, party, party, decked in bling.
[00:10:52]  Why? We need to make sure he's never connecting to the speakers, ever.
[00:11:02]  Fuckin' roll! Tristan, we're ha- There!
[00:11:05]  Drink it! What do you mean?
[00:11:07]  Drink the beer or it's hands.
[00:11:09]  Why can't we just get gas like normal people?
[00:11:17]  Fuck gas! Sorry, Andrew.
[00:11:26]  Sorry. What'd you do?
[00:11:27]  Andrew, I'm sorry. Andrew.
[00:11:31]  Bro, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?
[00:11:35]  Tristan, no one knows what you're talking about.
[00:11:37]  Sure you don't. I just told Georgiana to tell every single girl on the massive bus that there's a party at my house the moment it arrives at my house.
[00:11:44]  And when I get home, I'm gonna crank up the fucking Minele and start pouring the booze.
[00:11:49]  And you're drinking with me, Luke, you little fucking faggot.
[00:11:52]  Tristan, it's been non-stop for two days.
[00:11:55]  Luke, this, when you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop.
[00:11:59]  The music has stopped. The music has never stopped.
[00:12:03]  It never stops. There is no off-ramp to this.
[00:12:07]  Welcome to big school, Luke.
[00:12:10]  Where's my beer? Happy Birthday.
[00:12:25]  I'm sorry. He's sorry.
[00:12:27]  I'm sorry. Andrew, he's really sorry.
[00:12:30]  I'm sorry. Happy Birthday.