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Surprising Japanese Delight
00:09:48
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| Good shot there, Kritten! | |
| So what are we ordering, Eve? | |
| you Japanese? And you told me to order Japanese? | |
| I also remember you saying it was a surprise. | |
| It was a surprise us. Maybe I'm surprising you because that's some good Japanese food. | |
| How much Peking duck should I have ordered, Andrew? | |
| Andrew, there's Peking duck with spring rolls, the one we had last time. | |
| How much should I have ordered? | |
| There is no universe where you're actually ordering Japanese food. | |
| I'm ordering Japanese food. Japanese food is very nice, and it would be very nice of you to do this. | |
| And that is not your style. | |
| Excuse me? Can I just put my style to be nice? | |
| No. I'm one of the nicest men in the universe. | |
| Oh. It's not your style. | |
| It is. You're going to surprise us with something horrible. | |
| Horrible? Like McDonald's. | |
| I would never do something. Yes, you would. | |
| Yes, you would. I've ordered luxurious Japanese food from the restaurant. | |
| You've never asked me if I wanted that nice rice with soy sauce or whatever you said ever before when you've ordered Japanese food. | |
| Do you remember those pineapple? I do. | |
| You like those? They're very good and I do like them. | |
| I'll keep that in mind. I kept that in mind when I placed the order. | |
| I know you did. I did. | |
| Because you kept it in mind while you were placing McDonald's orders. | |
| I was not placing McDonald's orders. | |
| You probably were. I absolutely was not. | |
| I would never do such a thing. You would? | |
| Listen, I need a cuisine. | |
| McDonald's is American bullshit. | |
| I'm a man of the world. | |
| I like exotic cuisines. | |
| Did you order Japanese food, yes or no? | |
| I did order Japanese food. | |
| The food is here. It is. | |
| Yeah. Georgiana's going to go get it? | |
| Yes. No. | |
| So this is the moment of truth. | |
| Yes, the food is here. It's not McDonald's. | |
| It's KFC then. | |
| Nope. I like exotic cuisines, like Japanese food. | |
| Ah, like Japanese food because it's not Japanese food. | |
| No, I mean I like Japanese food because it is an exotic cuisine. | |
| I'm depressed. Andrew, why do we do this to ourselves? | |
| Or KFC or whatever. | |
| Some bullshit. No, I'm hungry. | |
| I'll eat it. I'll eat the bullshit. | |
| It's wonderful. It may be the best food in the world. | |
| Is it? I knew it. | |
| I knew it. | |
| I knew it. I knew it. | |
| I knew it. | |
| You know, it's wonderful. What's your program? | |
| Well, exactly. I just didn't know the level of bullshit would be, but instead it's just too much to talk about. | |
| Oh, too much, you know? | |
| Those fully loaded nachos are a problem for you. | |
| Maybe I'm happy. Maybe talking about is what we deserve. | |
| Certainly what I deserve. | |
| Last meal. So I'm chilling, about to have some pizza. | |
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| Take confidential update. | |
| We're in the mountains. | |
| Where are we? | |
| castle. | |
| Why? It's not a real castle. | |
| Luke, it was totally built last week. | |
| Luke, you need to go to the store, buy some butter, put it in a pot, and mix it up. | |
| That's what you need to do. Isn't that what Luke needs to do? | |
| I mean, he does. When's the last time he did that? | |
| I haven't done that in a long, long time. | |
| It's true. There you go. | |
| That's my exact point. It's all icy. | |
| Why do we drive to the mountains? Go? | |
| Yeah, we did drive to the mountains with a bunch of supercars in the ice. | |
| And now, the only next logical step is for you to go to the store, buy some butter, put it in a pot, and mix it up. | |
| Doesn't make sense. What usually happens here? | |
| It looks like a bull. | |
| Usually in the summer, this is full of water, and all this is a big club, and there's fucking girls everywhere, but it's corona, and it's minus one in the icy mountains, and there's no fun at all. | |
| So there's absolutely no reason for us to go inside to that empty bar and start doing shots of vodka. | |
| That'd be fucking stupid, wouldn't it? That'd be fucking dumb. | |
| Luke would hate that, especially. Luke would hate that! | |
| Alone. We'd make no sense. | |
| No sex. Holy fuck it's stupid. Let's just go home. | |
| Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Welcome to Big School, Luke. | |
| Where's Yook's? Yook was in elephant space. | |
| I live in elephant world and space. | |
| He's afraid to escape into turtle realm. | |
| Turtle realm's horrible too. | |
| It's all horrible. Yeah, but turtle realm ends. | |
| Elephant space is forever. My mind. | |
| Give me a phone to you. | |
| No. We're in the mountains. | |
| So? We're in... | |
| It's dark territory. The power. | |
| Luke doesn't know shit, does he? | |
| So we're here at the castle in the middle of the villages and Luke refuses to have a single drink. | |
| I am dying. He's dying because we had four Hennessy's. | |
| Hennessy's four. So? | |
| I think I might be the best cameraman in the world. | |
| You might be. There we go. | |
| It's a magic trick. Now you see it. | |
| Like a fucking dope. | |
| You can't have a cigar until you finish your booze. | |
| You do want a cigar. | |
| It's good. Luke, you need to go to the store, buy some butter, put it in a pot, and mix it up. | |
| Drink your booze. It doesn't. | |
| To not booze. | |
| I've got burning ash all over my $13,000 coat. | |
| Nice. Drink more booze. | |
| Nope, can't do it. I'm watered. | |
| Andrew, your cousin is a baby. | |
| I'm actually dying. Why do we let him hang out with us? | |
| Why do we let him hang out with us? | |
| Everyone, troll him in the comments. | |
| He's refusing to have a single drink. | |
| Troll him. What are we doing? | |
| We're at the Nellie Recording Studio. | |
| Secret party. Salute! | |
| You won't have one drink with your cousin. | |
| Just the one. Just the one. | |
| Just the one! Just the one! | |
|
Woo! Romania!
00:02:11
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| What did he tell you about the gloves? | |
| I hate whiskey. | |
| I hate whiskey. Whiskey's ass. | |
| Whiskey is ass. | |
| Instead of drinking that whiskey, you should go to the store, buy some butter, put it in a pot, and mix it up. | |
| Woo! | |
| Woo! | |
| Hold on. | |
| No, no, no, I can't do that to you. | |
| I know. Welcome to big school, Lou. | |
| Romania. Eu sunt Român! | |
| If you are a Romanian, Armenian, or Gypsy, we are all Romanians! | |
| A party last night was on the news. We went to the party, and we broke all the COVID restrictions. | |
| No one was wearing masks. There's too many people in a small room. | |
| And they put all over the news, controversial Tate brothers are having a party in a pandemic. | |
| And now everyone's messaging me, saying... | |
| From footsteps to a whole other domain. | |
| Oh no rules, oh no rules. | |
| Listen, I don't follow blind rules. | |
| These rules are not about safety. | |
| It's 99.9% chance of survival, my friend. | |
| You think these rules are about safety? | |
| You're all over the news, and they're threatening to fine you or arrest you. | |
| So I, like that, AntennaStars just called me and said, uh, aren't you worried about COVID? And I said, I'm more worried about the Palenka. | |