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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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GERMANY IS THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD | Tate Confidential Ep. 70
# white ace somersby san francisco alcohol consumption budvar budweiser czech republic czech republic travel ferrari germany international relations pandemic restrictions red bull san diego

Andrew Tate and his entourage travel through the Czech Republic, mocking German pandemic restrictions as cowardly while praising local freedoms. They critique Budvar beer's taste, compare it to American Budweiser, and enjoy stronger English ciders like Somersby during chaotic banter involving a "magic eye" card game and physical altercations. The group later enjoys free alcohol on a boat before dining, repeatedly emphasizing their preference for the Czech Republic over California destinations, ultimately framing Germany as the worst country due to its restrictive health measures. [Automatically generated summary]

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Fucking Cider On The Boat 00:10:49
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if that's true.
No! No! Text him.
Message him. He must be.
Hopefully. Come!
Here! Here! Here!
He's here! He's here! He's here!
Wrong train, bro!
Jesus! What are you doing?
Cool. Bro, there were two trains you got on the wrong one.
I gave you instructions.
Now, all these small cameras at the same time, you can buy tickets from the guy in the car.
Just get on the table.
I got his bag.
What's the emergency?
The crew is emergency.
We left the chicken shit bullshit.
Don't. Oh, you take your mask off, pussy.
We're not in fucking Western Europe anymore.
The Czech guy came and he said, oh, we don't have masks.
He goes, in Czech Republic, no masks.
They're not homos here. They also reopened the food cart.
We can get beers. Only the Germans are like, oh, we're scared.
We're scared of the virus.
So it's concluded. The Germans are pussies.
Pussies! It's concluded. The Czechs reopened the food cart, said take your masks off, and gave us our fucking beers.
This was an actual emergency meeting.
It was an emergency meeting. This was very good. This was an emergency.
I did not know. Finish your beer.
Why are we here?
Boozing! No, but we keep fucking beer.
I take it back.
I take it back. Czech is horrible.
Germans trying to oppress us.
You don't want to be here. They're trying to oppress us and stop us living our lives.
This is your own personal hell.
Yeah. We're going to meet my friends later.
My fucking fantastic friends.
Nobody likes you. Nobody likes you.
Wait. You can't have friends.
Nobody likes you. I have friends in the Czech Republic who will destroy you.
This is not Obama.
This is not San Diego.
This is not San Francisco.
This is the Czech Republic.
And you're going to fucking drink like you're in the Czech Republic.
I mean, you can't drink like you're in fucking San Francisco.
Ooh, I had half a Budweiser last week, bro.
I'm so drunk. Hey, man, I played six rounds of beer pong with my buddy.
I had to have two sips. Oh, man, I got a pounding headache.
Anyone got any Adderall?
So, they ran out of beer, but they do have cider.
You know what? I bet Luke loves a fucking cider, doesn't he?
You know, mister, I don't really like alcoholic drinks.
I bet he fucking loves it. It's the same alcohol as beer, isn't it?
Yeah, same alcohol, but smaller can.
Smaller can is perfect, I agree.
I agree. He loves this drink.
He's going to love this cider.
I'm going to remind myself, I haven't had a cider in a fucking year.
Remind myself about cider and I'm going to guarantee you that Luke loves it.
He's gonna fucking love cider. Do I like- He's gonna fucking love cider.
It's like juice. Finish your can, you cunt.
Finish your can, you cunt. Finish your can, you cunt.
Finish your can, you cunt. So I finish the piss, and then I get- Piss?
Piss is Budvar.
If a Czech guy was here, he'd punch you in the face.
I don't know what this is. That's- Budweiser stole their name from Budvar, which was a Czech beer that's like 100 years older than Budweiser.
And Budweiser also tastes like piss.
And then they sued Budweiser, and Budweiser had to pay him.
But Budweiser also tastes like piss.
Yeah, but you're an American. Finish it and drink your cider.
Finish your beer! Ah, this is horrible.
Drink more. We don't care.
They don't care, do they?
We don't care. This is horrible.
I'm telling you guys, don't drink this beer.
Sorry. Sorry, Czech people.
It's good feeling. Who wants a straightener?
The bubbles. Oh, scare the bubbles.
Typical Luke. The bubbles hit me.
Typical Luke. The bubbles.
Drink it up. Beer's horrible. Drink it up.
I don't like beer. I'd rather do vodka.
Suck back the bubbles. Alright, down to zero.
When I verify the can's empty, you get your cider.
I know. Ah, it's not empty yet.
The bubbles. I'll tell you what, he'd like more than cider.
Nothing at all. Water.
Nah, I think he'll love his cider. Nah, he will.
He'll love his cider. Finish your fucking- He's never had a fucking apple cider, has he?
Little fucking- I don't think so.
Little baby Luke.
Ah, done. Ah.
All right. You'll love that.
Let's go of Cider Man after this.
Cider. You know what? Can a man drink a cider?
In England, men drink cider.
You can drink a pint of cider. He's tasting it.
In pints only. Ah, that is fucking good.
That is fucking good.
No, actually, actually, people, actually, compared to that piss bullshit.
Take a sip of this as well. Let me try this one.
What you need is some White Ace.
All right, this is good. White Lightning.
I don't know who makes this. Somersby.
Somersby is a good company.
Blue English. Take a sip of this. They're English.
I highly recommend them.
Take a sip. You'll love this as well. All ciders is the same strength as beer.
In fact, they're stronger than beer. They're from Somerset.
Drink it. This one's okay.
That one's much, much better.
The apple one's much, much, much better.
This one's very good. This might be my favorite drink of all time.
I can hear you everywhere.
The thing is you snore, Rory.
I didn't even notice until I heard...
You know what? Another 4 or 5 seconds of the right hook, straight to the solar plexus.
Everyone was ready, the camera was out.
Yeah. I was arming up the arm, getting in the right position.
I was trying to move out the way. Yeah.
Getting in the right position for it.
Thank you, brother. Thank you, bro.
Hello, bro. Hello, Ron.
How are you? Good.
All right, first thing, can I tell you...
Hey, you know, like that. I love you. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah.
Cars.
So I'm obviously enjoying my Ferrari.
So I'm filming from inside my Ferrari.
This is gangster.
It's great.
It's great.
I don't want you.
How's your stomach? Feeling better?
I mean, it does, but also...
I have no idea why that happened.
Maybe it was the Red Bull. It's got something to sort you out.
Do you like Cubans?
Oh, I don't like doing this.
I don't want to do that.
Mobile vodka. Nice!
Professional. I like that.
Tasteful of Mobile Vodka and Cubans.
Your move, staggot.
Body on the move. Why?
You gotta have your body on the move, mobile.
Making you a little bit of brekkie. Yeah.
You need to have body packed and ready at all times.
Oh, you don't want brekkie. Do you have any body in your bag?
No. What kind of man doesn't have body in his bag?
You're a fucking coward.
You're the worst of men.
Nobody like us, nobody like us.
We don't care. We don't care.
We don't care. Oh, sorry for packing mobile body.
This is not the one that tastes like pills.
I know, I know. I know, I know it's not.
This is pure, deathly poison.
That one we had in Slovakia was nice.
It was good. And I like it.
But I remember this glass. We are in the Czech Republic.
You see this glass shape? Yes.
The shape of this glass. Yes.
And the color of this liquid. Cheers to you too.
No, I know exactly what this is.
Look. For those at home, this is pure poison.
Death. It's death in a bottle.
It's probably worse than Polinka.
It probably is. It's a pure, absolute death.
I remember what it tastes like. It's like pine.
It's pine, isn't it? Yes.
Yeah, so I do. So I've had this before.
He thinks I haven't had this before. I've had it before.
Luke, you are in the Czech Republic.
With me. I've done driving for five days.
I remember now. Oh, I want to have a nice little relaxing drink with my cousin.
And suddenly, what? You're too good to drink a bit.
Tristan, think about it. You're too cool to drink with me.
Guys, listen. The series is cancelled.
Luke's too cool to hang out with me and drink with me.
I've had this once in my life.
I've had this once. Once in my life.
And you're so cool that that's enough.
No, but we agree I've had this once in my life.
It's too cool to drink with you guys. Yet I somehow remember that this is pine.
And it tastes like pine.
No, it tastes like pure death.
Imagine how much drinks I've had.
Different varieties. Somehow I remember that.
This is pine. It tastes like death.
It is death. Yeah. Okay.
Cheers!
It's pure love.
Helmet.
Yes, yes, yes.
Fuck it, eat this shit.
Look, do you know what the magic eye is?
I do not. Whoop!
Magic eye. Na zdrave.
Na zdrave, ciao.
Ciao, ciao. Brat ce vidimne.
Na zdrave, ciao.
Na zdrave, ciao. Na zdrave, ciao. Na zdrave. Luke, what's your magic eye?
Shit. Magic eye.
It is magic. Magic eye.
Okay, done? Done.
Good. It's alright.
It's not awful. Not awful at all.
Boat Dinner Boozes 00:00:21
Why are we here? On a boat.
Why are we on a boat? It's in all forms of transport.
Supercars, trains, boats.
We're on a boat. Planes? Yeah.
We're on a boat. We're gonna have dinner on a boat.
They gave us booze as we entered.
It's for Europe. As soon as you walk on the boat, you have to.
There's booze everywhere. I know.
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