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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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HORSE CARRIAGE VODKA IN VIENNA | Tate Confidential Ep. 71
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
That solves that car problem pretty quick.
Let me tell them what happened.
Tell them. On my Instagram, I put a video of me and Luke thinking we were funny running from the German police.
Ah, a speed gun. They got someone.
Here's a speed gun in his hand.
He must have got someone.
They're going? I have no clue.
I don't know. No, that must be this time.
No, no. Also, that definitely means go straight ahead.
No problems. Don't chase me.
Nobody likes us.
Nobody likes us.
We don't care. We don't care.
We thought it was funny until we got to our hotel and German police were waiting for us.
And they took our cars from us.
And they said, to get your car, you have to come down to the police station and bring your ID. Which means that we're going to raise criminal charges against us and we're going to jail.
So they decided to let them keep the cars so they can crush the cars.
Move cars overnight from Bucharest to Prague and go to Prague.
The problem with Prague is it's a failed society.
I didn't know this at the time.
It's a failed society. It's failed by now.
No one's checked. No one's checked.
20 years of Western tourism has left a big stain on Prague.
So although it's Eastern Europe, it feels too Western.
So we've come to Vienna, which is still the western city, but it's the best western city.
And now we're here. That's our adventure thus far.
And we've still only spent half the money with us.
Outside of buying the cars, it's up to spend.
But all the shops here in Vienna are closed.
I have to spend more money faster.
I can't spend more. I'm buying unlimited food.
I'm spending the best places. They have a quarter million money.
I've only spent a quarter million the last time.
casino oh look at me why are we here on a boat Why are we on a boat? All forms of transport.
Supercars, trains, boats.
We're on a boat. Planes.
We're on a boat, we're gonna have dinner on a boat.
They gave us booze as we entered.
Eastern Europe. As soon as you walk on the boat, you have booze everywhere.
I know, it's whack. It's a booze life.
To be fair though, the weather is shit, so we may not make it as boat make outside.
That would make her a good take confidential.
I'll try and film as we get off.
Okay, yeah. Film with the boats. Yeah.
I would like, I challenge everyone in the world to find another person who drinks as much as me and still has my physique and can fight like I am.
It's true. Because all I do every day is boozey.
Like an alcoholic and I'm just building tanks.
I don't know how. Me neither.
Look at that little boat.
Fuck you. We can definitely board it.
We'll jump from this one to there.
Take all their waving. They wave trying to get true.
Peace. The problem with Twitter is that Twitter is actually full of fucking dorks.
Everyone on Twitter is a fucking dork.
Have you noticed this? There's always some new e-com, some fucking nerd who appears.
Hey, hey everyone, look at me and here's my wife, there's a fucking four.
And I'm making money online and I can teach you how in my course.
It's only nine dollars for only nine minutes.
They're a fucking bunch of geeks.
They're a bunch of fucking nerds.
I hate money to earn. I hate the manager.
They're all fucking dorks.
The amount of time I click on someone's profile that says six-figure business owner.
One, six figures ain't shit.
They got a hundred grand a year of stuff and I spent that month on fucking cigars.
Two, you're lying.
Three, you're a bitch!
I just want to get my hands around their neck.
I can't wait until I eventually meet one of these dorks.
Hey, Andrew, hey, Andrew, I'm a six-thinger, but I'm like, fuck, what a fuck!
I'm so strange! Where's your imaginary money now, you little fuck?
I'm going to strangle him as far as I can with all my fucking human power.
I'm just going to... Refer to this poor wife, he's going to die.
And then she's going to come home with me.
So you can tell me again about your fucking imaginary internet business.
We're all fucking worms. The amount of guys on there are constantly talking about mindset.
Hey man, you need to really go to gym.
Mindset. You can believe in yourself.
You're all pussies. Meet me in the cage.
Oh no, I don't do that. I'm too busy to my Gumroad fucking PDF. These are your friends?
These are your friends who will be out?
What the?
What the? What the?
What the?
Nobody likes him. He doesn't care.
He doesn't care. Nobody likes him.
Police don't like him and he doesn't care.
What's happening?
What's happening is you still have a drink up and finish it.
No, that's not finished. Excuse me.
This one here is not finished. Here, pass.
Rory, pass me this drink. Pass that one.
This one is not finished.
Sorry. And who didn't finish it?
Was it you? Was it me? It was fresh food.
Drink up! What is this?
Drink it. Finish it.
Give me another one. We have more food.
Oh, another one. That's cute.
Another one. Finish!
Eliza, you move. Drink your booze.
Let the camera hear the slurping sound.
From the back of the cup, from the front of the cup.
Exhale the air in.
Inhale the booze. That'll do, pig.
Two more. Let's go. We're on pure poison.
We still don't know how much time.
We like ours.
Nobody likes ours.
We don't care.
We don't care.
You know what's next?
You you What do you mean? I know what you just said, and I kind of know what you mean.
But you can repeat it for the camera.
He knows what he wants for breakfast.
Where is the bar?
Is there a bar? We don't need to talk to the- No!
There's no bar maybe, it's the morning.
Yeah? That's why it's empty.
Good morning! Are you open? You open?
The bar is closed. Ah, what time does it open?
It doesn't open today.
Oh, okay. It was open last night.
It's only the bar, the coffee.
Upstairs, the coffee house.
Okay. Ah, alright. You serve alcoholic drinks then?
No. No problem.
No problem, bro.
I'll find a bar in the same time. We live in a civilization of tea.
Yeah, well this is, look, I'm from a country called Romania, where at any time of any day I can pour some booze, you can afford to be.
This hotel is a thousand dollars per room per night.
No booze. No booze, no.
Isn't it Sunday?
So? I think that's probably why.
Morning. The cars are okay.
The cars are okay. No problems with the cars in the park.
You wouldn't let me have vodka for breakfast.
Now, instead you want to ride around on us.
Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
It is quite nice. You have to admit, this is very good.
But if I had a nice cold Moscow Mule in my hand...
We'd make the whole experience.
To be honest, I think this has made me an alcoholic because actually a nice big beer would be very good.
It would be. Like we had in Prague.
Exactly. Those liter beers, you've been drinking every day.
One each? Nine days.
I know. I know. I might become an alcoholic.
It's a good start. It might be the beginning of the end.
It's the beginning of the beginning.
I'm fine. I'm still alive.
It's true. I'm 32.
You've got at least nine years left.
Nine years of boozing. Boozing.
No, but this is very nice.
Vienna is much better than Prague.
Vienna is better than Prague.
Because the tourists who come here are more sophisticated.
Yeah. Prague is full of assholes.
Full of cunts. Yeah. And Vienna is beautiful.
Coffee. We must go over there.
Coffee? Lame.
Lame. Where's his beer? Our driver drinks beer.
Your driver drinks beer?
Proper way. They go over there.
We take the shortcut. Nice.
Nice. That is nice.
We have got the best driver. We do.
Coffee boy over there.
We do have the best driver. And he say it isn't possible.
Also crazy. Crazy driver.
He was my teacher at the top.
Really? Yeah.
You could teach him a thing.
Yeah, you could. Took the shortcut.
Much better than Prague. You would, though, because you're a geek.
I think you'd stay here forever. We need some Nike shoes.
We need Nike shoes, and we need to go to visit Haley's Comet.
We can all cover our faces, and we can wear the same uniform so we can travel into space.
This doesn't mean anything. That's a good idea.
What do you... You mean Nike shoes?
That would teach Luke a lesson.
We're all going to put the same Nike shoes, and we're going to cover our faces, and we're going to go visit Haley's Comet.
Yeah. What Comet?
Haley's Comet. I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
Yes, you do. I don't.
Cover our faces. Why?
Because you have to.
It's the only way to go.
It's the only way to go up there.
I know you guys aren't serious, because if we wanted to get to space, it'd be like a rocket ship, not Nike shoes and covering our faces.
We also don't know anything about space.
Exactly. Why are we in Vienna?
In the Park Hyatt Hotel.
It is a very nice hotel.
Might be the nicest hotel I've ever been in.
I'm sure it is.
I think the nicest everything you've ever done is because of me.
I believe that's probably 100% true.
Look at that! There's a fucking gold thing right there.
Why? You pick up a phone and they bring food and drinks.
It's fucking weird.
Why do you know German?
I don't know. And what are you asking for?
Stop knowing German. What are you asking for?
I asked for four Jägermeisters.
No! Stop ordering things in German.
So we're staying at a hotel because of $1,000 a day.
Per room. Per room and we're doing beer and hot dog by the way we start.
And Jägermeisters. What?
Jägermeister. What is this?
You know what it is. Why are you asking me?
It's Sunday. We've been boozing non-stop for over a week.
Well, Laurie speaks German so he decides what we have.
Drei, zwei, eins.
This doesn't mean anything. It's fake language.
I suppose French is real, is it?
And then it comes in a bottle of poison.
This is what poison... If you had poison, you bought it.
Yeah. This is what the bottle would look like.
Exactly. It never likes me.
Rory, stop speaking German.
Why? Because I'm not sure if he does speak German.
I think it's bullshit. Okay.
This is not bullshit!
This is not bullshit!
Bullshit!
Bullshit! Bullshit!
Luke has a human handen.
I know what you said.
Even I know what you said.
What are you doing now?
Luke got a cold baby hand.
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