Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - GERMANY IS THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD | Tate Confidential Ep. 70
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 11:11


=== Fucking Cider On The Boat (10:49) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  I'm not sure if that's true.
[00:00:42]  No! No! Text him.
[00:00:46]  Message him. He must be.
[00:00:58]  Hopefully. Come!
[00:01:01]  Here! Here! Here!
[00:01:04]  He's here! He's here! He's here!
[00:01:05]  Wrong train, bro!
[00:01:07]  Jesus! What are you doing?
[00:01:09]  Cool. Bro, there were two trains you got on the wrong one.
[00:01:20]  I gave you instructions.
[00:01:22]  Now, all these small cameras at the same time, you can buy tickets from the guy in the car.
[00:01:26]  Just get on the table.
[00:01:28]  I got his bag.
[00:01:34]  What's the emergency?
[00:01:42]  The crew is emergency.
[00:01:44]  We left the chicken shit bullshit.
[00:01:46]  Don't. Oh, you take your mask off, pussy.
[00:01:48]  We're not in fucking Western Europe anymore.
[00:01:50]  The Czech guy came and he said, oh, we don't have masks.
[00:01:52]  He goes, in Czech Republic, no masks.
[00:01:54]  They're not homos here. They also reopened the food cart.
[00:01:57]  We can get beers. Only the Germans are like, oh, we're scared.
[00:02:01]  We're scared of the virus.
[00:02:03]  So it's concluded. The Germans are pussies.
[00:02:05]  Pussies! It's concluded. The Czechs reopened the food cart, said take your masks off, and gave us our fucking beers.
[00:02:12]  This was an actual emergency meeting.
[00:02:14]  It was an emergency meeting. This was very good. This was an emergency.
[00:02:16]  I did not know. Finish your beer.
[00:02:19]  Why are we here?
[00:02:21]  Boozing! No, but we keep fucking beer.
[00:02:25]  I take it back.
[00:02:26]  I take it back. Czech is horrible.
[00:02:28]  Germans trying to oppress us.
[00:02:29]  You don't want to be here. They're trying to oppress us and stop us living our lives.
[00:02:32]  This is your own personal hell.
[00:02:33]  Yeah. We're going to meet my friends later.
[00:02:35]  My fucking fantastic friends.
[00:02:37]  Nobody likes you. Nobody likes you.
[00:02:39]  Wait. You can't have friends.
[00:02:40]  Nobody likes you. I have friends in the Czech Republic who will destroy you.
[00:02:46]  This is not Obama.
[00:02:48]  This is not San Diego.
[00:02:49]  This is not San Francisco.
[00:02:51]  This is the Czech Republic.
[00:02:53]  And you're going to fucking drink like you're in the Czech Republic.
[00:02:55]  I mean, you can't drink like you're in fucking San Francisco.
[00:02:57]  Ooh, I had half a Budweiser last week, bro.
[00:03:00]  I'm so drunk. Hey, man, I played six rounds of beer pong with my buddy.
[00:03:04]  I had to have two sips. Oh, man, I got a pounding headache.
[00:03:07]  Anyone got any Adderall?
[00:03:10]  So, they ran out of beer, but they do have cider.
[00:03:13]  You know what? I bet Luke loves a fucking cider, doesn't he?
[00:03:16]  You know, mister, I don't really like alcoholic drinks.
[00:03:19]  I bet he fucking loves it. It's the same alcohol as beer, isn't it?
[00:03:22]  Yeah, same alcohol, but smaller can.
[00:03:24]  Smaller can is perfect, I agree.
[00:03:26]  I agree. He loves this drink.
[00:03:28]  He's going to love this cider.
[00:03:29]  I'm going to remind myself, I haven't had a cider in a fucking year.
[00:03:33]  Remind myself about cider and I'm going to guarantee you that Luke loves it.
[00:03:37]  He's gonna fucking love cider. Do I like- He's gonna fucking love cider.
[00:03:40]  It's like juice. Finish your can, you cunt.
[00:03:42]  Finish your can, you cunt. Finish your can, you cunt.
[00:03:43]  Finish your can, you cunt. So I finish the piss, and then I get- Piss?
[00:03:46]  Piss is Budvar.
[00:03:48]  If a Czech guy was here, he'd punch you in the face.
[00:03:50]  I don't know what this is. That's- Budweiser stole their name from Budvar, which was a Czech beer that's like 100 years older than Budweiser.
[00:03:56]  And Budweiser also tastes like piss.
[00:03:57]  And then they sued Budweiser, and Budweiser had to pay him.
[00:04:00]  But Budweiser also tastes like piss.
[00:04:01]  Yeah, but you're an American. Finish it and drink your cider.
[00:04:04]  Finish your beer! Ah, this is horrible.
[00:04:08]  Drink more. We don't care.
[00:04:11]  They don't care, do they?
[00:04:12]  We don't care. This is horrible.
[00:04:13]  I'm telling you guys, don't drink this beer.
[00:04:15]  Sorry. Sorry, Czech people.
[00:04:22]  It's good feeling. Who wants a straightener?
[00:04:31]  The bubbles. Oh, scare the bubbles.
[00:04:35]  Typical Luke. The bubbles hit me.
[00:04:37]  Typical Luke. The bubbles.
[00:04:38]  Drink it up. Beer's horrible. Drink it up.
[00:04:40]  I don't like beer. I'd rather do vodka.
[00:04:42]  Suck back the bubbles. Alright, down to zero.
[00:04:44]  When I verify the can's empty, you get your cider.
[00:04:46]  I know. Ah, it's not empty yet.
[00:04:48]  The bubbles. I'll tell you what, he'd like more than cider.
[00:04:50]  Nothing at all. Water.
[00:04:52]  Nah, I think he'll love his cider. Nah, he will.
[00:04:53]  He'll love his cider. Finish your fucking- He's never had a fucking apple cider, has he?
[00:04:56]  Little fucking- I don't think so.
[00:04:58]  Little baby Luke.
[00:05:00]  Ah, done. Ah.
[00:05:01]  All right. You'll love that.
[00:05:05]  Let's go of Cider Man after this.
[00:05:07]  Cider. You know what? Can a man drink a cider?
[00:05:09]  In England, men drink cider.
[00:05:10]  You can drink a pint of cider. He's tasting it.
[00:05:12]  In pints only. Ah, that is fucking good.
[00:05:16]  That is fucking good.
[00:05:18]  No, actually, actually, people, actually, compared to that piss bullshit.
[00:05:23]  Take a sip of this as well. Let me try this one.
[00:05:26]  What you need is some White Ace.
[00:05:28]  All right, this is good. White Lightning.
[00:05:29]  I don't know who makes this. Somersby.
[00:05:31]  Somersby is a good company.
[00:05:33]  Blue English. Take a sip of this. They're English.
[00:05:35]  I highly recommend them.
[00:05:36]  Take a sip. You'll love this as well. All ciders is the same strength as beer.
[00:05:39]  In fact, they're stronger than beer. They're from Somerset.
[00:05:42]  Drink it. This one's okay.
[00:05:46]  That one's much, much better.
[00:05:48]  The apple one's much, much, much better.
[00:05:50]  This one's very good. This might be my favorite drink of all time.
[00:05:56]  I can hear you everywhere.
[00:06:11]  The thing is you snore, Rory.
[00:06:12]  I didn't even notice until I heard...
[00:06:16]  You know what? Another 4 or 5 seconds of the right hook, straight to the solar plexus.
[00:06:20]  Everyone was ready, the camera was out.
[00:06:22]  Yeah. I was arming up the arm, getting in the right position.
[00:06:25]  I was trying to move out the way. Yeah.
[00:06:26]  Getting in the right position for it.
[00:06:29]  Thank you, brother. Thank you, bro.
[00:06:34]  Hello, bro. Hello, Ron.
[00:06:38]  How are you? Good.
[00:06:41]  All right, first thing, can I tell you...
[00:06:42]  Hey, you know, like that. I love you. Yeah. Okay.
[00:06:46]  Yeah.
[00:06:47]  Cars.
[00:07:14]  So I'm obviously enjoying my Ferrari.
[00:07:16]  So I'm filming from inside my Ferrari.
[00:07:18]  This is gangster.
[00:07:22]  It's great.
[00:07:37]  It's great.
[00:07:39]  I don't want you.
[00:07:40]  How's your stomach? Feeling better?
[00:07:43]  I mean, it does, but also...
[00:07:44]  I have no idea why that happened.
[00:07:48]  Maybe it was the Red Bull. It's got something to sort you out.
[00:07:51]  Do you like Cubans?
[00:07:53]  Oh, I don't like doing this.
[00:07:55]  I don't want to do that.
[00:07:57]  Mobile vodka. Nice!
[00:08:02]  Professional. I like that.
[00:08:04]  Tasteful of Mobile Vodka and Cubans.
[00:08:08]  Your move, staggot.
[00:08:10]  Body on the move. Why?
[00:08:12]  You gotta have your body on the move, mobile.
[00:08:14]  Making you a little bit of brekkie. Yeah.
[00:08:15]  You need to have body packed and ready at all times.
[00:08:18]  Oh, you don't want brekkie. Do you have any body in your bag?
[00:08:20]  No. What kind of man doesn't have body in his bag?
[00:08:22]  You're a fucking coward.
[00:08:23]  You're the worst of men.
[00:08:26]  Nobody like us, nobody like us.
[00:08:29]  We don't care. We don't care.
[00:08:30]  We don't care. Oh, sorry for packing mobile body.
[00:08:34]  This is not the one that tastes like pills.
[00:08:36]  I know, I know. I know, I know it's not.
[00:08:38]  This is pure, deathly poison.
[00:08:39]  That one we had in Slovakia was nice.
[00:08:42]  It was good. And I like it.
[00:08:44]  But I remember this glass. We are in the Czech Republic.
[00:08:46]  You see this glass shape? Yes.
[00:08:47]  The shape of this glass. Yes.
[00:08:49]  And the color of this liquid. Cheers to you too.
[00:08:50]  No, I know exactly what this is.
[00:08:52]  Look. For those at home, this is pure poison.
[00:08:55]  Death. It's death in a bottle.
[00:08:57]  It's probably worse than Polinka.
[00:08:59]  It probably is. It's a pure, absolute death.
[00:09:02]  I remember what it tastes like. It's like pine.
[00:09:04]  It's pine, isn't it? Yes.
[00:09:05]  Yeah, so I do. So I've had this before.
[00:09:07]  He thinks I haven't had this before. I've had it before.
[00:09:09]  Luke, you are in the Czech Republic.
[00:09:11]  With me. I've done driving for five days.
[00:09:13]  I remember now. Oh, I want to have a nice little relaxing drink with my cousin.
[00:09:16]  And suddenly, what? You're too good to drink a bit.
[00:09:18]  Tristan, think about it. You're too cool to drink with me.
[00:09:20]  Guys, listen. The series is cancelled.
[00:09:22]  Luke's too cool to hang out with me and drink with me.
[00:09:24]  I've had this once in my life.
[00:09:26]  I've had this once. Once in my life.
[00:09:27]  And you're so cool that that's enough.
[00:09:29]  No, but we agree I've had this once in my life.
[00:09:30]  It's too cool to drink with you guys. Yet I somehow remember that this is pine.
[00:09:33]  And it tastes like pine.
[00:09:35]  No, it tastes like pure death.
[00:09:36]  Imagine how much drinks I've had.
[00:09:39]  Different varieties. Somehow I remember that.
[00:09:41]  This is pine. It tastes like death.
[00:09:43]  It is death. Yeah. Okay.
[00:09:45]  Cheers!
[00:09:47]  It's pure love.
[00:09:49]  Helmet.
[00:09:57]  Yes, yes, yes.
[00:09:59]  Fuck it, eat this shit.
[00:10:04]  Look, do you know what the magic eye is?
[00:10:05]  I do not. Whoop!
[00:10:13]  Magic eye. Na zdrave.
[00:10:16]  Na zdrave, ciao.
[00:10:17]  Ciao, ciao. Brat ce vidimne.
[00:10:19]  Na zdrave, ciao.
[00:10:22]  Na zdrave, ciao. Na zdrave, ciao. Na zdrave. Luke, what's your magic eye?
[00:10:24]  Shit. Magic eye.
[00:10:30]  It is magic. Magic eye.
[00:10:32]  Okay, done? Done.
[00:10:35]  Good. It's alright.
[00:10:44]  It's not awful. Not awful at all.

=== Boat Dinner Boozes (00:21) ===

[00:10:50]  Why are we here? On a boat.
[00:10:53]  Why are we on a boat? It's in all forms of transport.
[00:10:57]  Supercars, trains, boats.
[00:11:00]  We're on a boat. Planes? Yeah.
[00:11:03]  We're on a boat. We're gonna have dinner on a boat.
[00:11:05]  They gave us booze as we entered.
[00:11:08]  It's for Europe. As soon as you walk on the boat, you have to.
[00:11:10]  There's booze everywhere. I know.