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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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THE HIDDEN SECRETS OF DISNEY LAND | Tate Confidential Ep. 66
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
You Bye!
you I don't think a private jet has ever landed anywhere.
Jumped straight into the transport and said, take me to Marsh Farm in Luton.
We're going to see mine. This is going to be the first time in history this has ever happened.
No, but for those of you who don't know what Marsh Farm in Luton is, it's the worst council estate in one of the worst cities in one of the worst countries.
For the Americans, what's a council estate?
Okay, it's a ghetto.
That is like getting... Come to the hood.
It's the hood. Yeah, jump it off the jet and say, take me to the hood.
It's like landing at LAX. And saying, in a private jet, and asking your show for hi, take me to South Compton.
Like, that's what we're doing.
On the streets. Going back to the hotel suites.
CP2 to LU3. From magnets jets to private jets.
I need a drink.
You need a drink. I need a fucking drink.
I'll get you. If you would like to be here in Trent Park tonight, mainly because it is just nice to be anywhere.
If anyone had met me, Julie, you would understand the true meaning of lockdown.
What are we doing here?
What is this? Lots of driving.
So we've got 488, which is the upgrade to your 458, and then we've got GT3 RS, and we're going to drive.
Where? Just drive?
Just drive then. On roads.
That's the plan. In directions.
I took us a private jet to London to get us more cars, so now we can drive back in the direction we came.
Where are all these people from?
It's a car trip, but I have a feeling we're not going to be with them very long, but we'll see what happens.
It's a good save. Tristan, why do you look disappointed?
I'm not just fucking...
I'm fine.
What are you...
What are you doing?
for it.
It's just a little bit.
I didn't know these existed.
Must be.
They were going north.
If you knew your geography, going north would still be leaving England down there.
No, I knew that. I just meant maybe we're going north.
What's north of Ireland? Scotland.
What's north of Scotland? Ireland.
Did you say Ireland is north of Scotland?
You're a dumbass.
Fuck you guys. Americans don't know anything.
I'm done talking to you guys.
Alright, if we go directly...
Nah, this is bullshit. I'm not talking.
West, which country do we reach?
If we head east, we'll get to New York by midday.
Wuzzers, I've been tricked. Plain bread.
Yeah, you said you didn't want it.
I ate all the bacon. I've been tricked.
Yeah, welcome. Welcome to the game, Luke.
I feel like bacon sarnie, was it?
Let me tell you something. This isn't just a drive.
This is a hardcore endurance event.
No sleep. Speeding all day, drinking all night.
I will not have you baby out of it with your hiding techniques.
What about naps? Are naps okay?
No naps. No napping in the car.
Man up....and without any declaration of war.
His statement gave little detail.
Our cause is just.
He concluded, wouldn't we?
The enemy will be beaten.
Scared him. We will be victorious.
Scared him with my Ferrari Aikido.
I saw it. I saw the bear in his eyes.
Fear. Yeah. What do you do?
I know. He says nothing.
The support Aikido just isn't as good.
Yeah. Sorry. It's Gordon's London Dry Chin and Tonic Lemonade.
It's delicious. Lemonades are delicious.
If I drink lemonade, I'd be too sober to try.
If you don't have lemonade, I would have dehydrated.
I would have been refreshed enough.
He knows how to be hydrated.
Jesus, a weak level of hydration.
Tristan, that can't be in the course.
Is that a part? This can't be a part.
This must be part eight. It's true.
You guys are the expert of hydration.
Yeah.
Andrew, I'm the best scratch card player in the world.
I'm the best that's ever been.
I'm the best.
Just accept it. Yeah, exactly.
So if you do that forever, you break even forever.
It costs life.
Until you eventually win.
What are you doing? This is...
I'm getting better!
I'm getting better I'm getting better too I think that's it, well done Well done This is faster
This is Master.
Yep, I agree.
Man behind me.
The van is just riding super fast. I'm in the ball style. I don't like that.
Yep.
Well the story is this.
When I decided to start spending loads of money, my plan was to fly to London, get a hold of cars, fly the cars to Iceland and do the Icelandic Ring Road.
Turns out bringing cars to Iceland is basically fucking impossible.
And when I told Tristan this was my plan, he said, oh that's a shame, we would have got good Instagram pictures.
So I thought, let's go somewhere where you can get good Instagram pictures because this is actually one of the most Instagrammed spots in the world.
Disneyland.
Disneyland. So now Tristan's crying his little eyes out.
Who's going to be shooting? He's going to want Instagram pictures.
The most Instagram spot in the world.
So now we can have a stick.
With Mickey Mouse. Rory's in love with it.
I'm not. I don't know why we're here.
What are we doing here? Bro, you're loving it, don't lie.
No, I would have loved it in 1997.
Bonjour. Bonjour.
No! I'm speaking French.
Why do you know I'm speaking French?
You're saying welcome.
You're not. So I did all that walking with Andrew and Rory, but I realized I forgot my ticket in the car.
So today's walking day.
Disneyland already blows. Okay, so...
This is Disneyland.
I don't know where anyone is.
Because I had to do the walk of...
What were they called?
The March of Death?
They tried to kill me.
But make me walk back to go get my ticket.
So, Andrew, Tristan, and Rory are somewhere in this park.
I'm gonna make it my mission to find them.
And try and go through the oppressive regime without wearing masks.
We'll see. Wish me luck.
I think the camera is my secret weapon.
I'm a bit of a ninja So this is the food And music of oppression.
Just so everyone knows.
It's clear. This is what it looks like.
This is what oppression looks like.
Now I understand what it was like to be in the gulags.
Horrible, horrible place.
So I finally found you guys.
Yeah, you did. We're going.
Wait, what? We're leaving.
I haven't even reached the castle yet.
So? Who cares about you?
We've seen all. Welcome to Disney Hands.
Want some? No.
I do not want Disney hands.
Is it not for everyone? Do you want Disney hands?
It's more than enough for everyone. There's six of them right here.
So I told everyone I'd see you at the castle.
It turns out I was wrong.
Hello. English.
English. We have to isolate and sit down.
We have to isolate and sit down.
Okay. Sorry.
So much fun at Disneyland.
So much fun at Disneyland.
Enjoy your time at Disneyland or the Stasi.
The Stasi will attack you at random if you're not isolated.
It's the Stalin regime. Walt, these different military police.
It's communism. They did say he was a Nazi, didn't they?
They did. They said Walt was a Nazi and now it's starting to come true.
The oppression! I still haven't put it on.
I'm not putting it on. Now I have to sit down to eat.
You know who they made that rule up for?
Us. They've been wanting us off the cameras for two hours doing this every security time.
And now they've just made up a new rule to try and get us.
All the way to get around the mask has been to pretend we're eating forever.
Yeah. So I stand like this, and every time the security guard comes, I go...
I'm waiting for them to say, no, you have to put the mask on.
I say, okay, I want a refund. I'm going to buy six-year-old popcorn.
I can't fucking eat it. It's true.
Sit down, dude. They made that up for us.
That's new policy. Because I'm too smart.
I'm a chess master. I'm sort of navigating the system of oppression.
I just wanted popcorn Everyone wear your fucking masks We're going to Disneyland If you take it off we'll kick you out We're going to Disneyland Wait, wait, it's the security guard.
It's filming. It's filming. No, it's already filming.
The security guard is approaching. I wish I had...
I don't even have the popcorn defense.
But Rory, you know what I've been using?
I've been using the film defense.
If you film and you put it up and you look like you're doing things, they're often distracted.
Losing. Call security.
Tell them to tell us to leave the park.
We're leaving. We are leaving.
You're gonna keep us in the park?
I am the virus.
No, I'm not wearing a mask.
Okay.
We're leaving. We're not wearing a mask.
How do we leave? I don't know.
Let me out. Where's the exit?
Is that the exit? Where's the exit?
How do we leave? Sorti?
Exit. Sorti.
Where? Here?
Here? Yeah, he's saying it's this way.
Around this way. Thank you. There's the sortie.
We refuse to wear the mask.
Yeah. I refuse.
Yeah. You want to throw down?
We can go to Disney Hands.
We can do Disney Hands.
If they want. Disney Hands is real.
Yeah. See, one guy was just like, alright, I'm not going to be smart and just tell them where the exit is.
Instead of holding them here.
The other one's calling for backup. I could just let them.
I could just let them know how to leave.
We're not wearing a mask. We're anti-masks.
Yeah, we're leaving.
It's the swaddley.
So he was trying to intimidate us with the dog.
Yeah, it just didn't work at all.
Listen, look, the guy literally has the military, because one day someone is going to f***.
Yeah. So look, full...
That's FAL. That's a battle rifle.
That's the rifle you take to Afghanistan.
That's a full battle rifle. Not even an MP5. Not even like a submarine gun.
That is a battle rifle. Yeah.
Long range. Yeah. Cars and s***.
Like, full metal jacket.
Through the brick. You can't hide behind a brick wall, because they'll take you out through the wall.
But then French, they'll run away.
And because of that, because of that rumor, they're now the opposite, and they super, super don't want to give up.
When I bought the comps, they were so like, I would never give up!
They used to really beat their ass.
Also, if we're going to be fair to the French, which I don't like to do, because fuck them, but if we're going to be fair to the French, if it wasn't for the English Channel, England would have got smoked the same.
England would have got spanked, but it would have been water.
Yeah, a bit of water. If they were mainland along with the thing, they would have got spanked.
I just like to annoy all my French friends and tell them to run away.
I'm sorry. I'm not wearing a mask, sorry.
Shoot me. Yeah, shoot me.
Shoot me. I don't want to be here.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Fun for everyone.
I'm ready.
Thanks for watching!
you Yeah, one of these people who we're driving these fast cars with seems to have fucked up ahead.
Yeah. Now I hope he's crashed into a local French villager so I can see the Frenchman shouting at him as I drive back.
That would be good. That would be good.
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